Happiness through the dregs of books

"Since the envoys believe so much in the strength of our prosperous dynasty, I can't let you down. Listen carefully."

"When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for the wine. I don't know the palace in the sky. What year is it? I want to ride the wind to go back, but I'm afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold on the heights. Dance to find out the shadows. How is it like being in the world! Turn to Zhuge, There is no sleep in a lowly home. There should be no hatred. What is the long-term goodbye? People have sorrows and joys, and the moon has cloudy and sunny waxes and wanes.

"Good! I hope you will live long and live together forever!"

As soon as Wen Wen finished reciting, Xu Lulu stood up and clapped her hands, which was quite a face!

Wen Wen: "..." I'm ashamed!

However, Gao Mingju, who was sitting above, looked at Wen Wen with dim eyes, thinking about what he said, "It's so cold at a high place, why is it like being in the world?"

That's right, the position he was sitting in was really too cold to be at a high place.It really doesn't seem to be in the world!

It's just that the burden on him cannot be let go...

The reason why Water Tune Getou became No. 1 on the ranking list that must be memorized by the crossing army is that it has capital.Therefore, this word has undoubtedly been affirmed.

Nolan and the other emissaries were even more worried, but they still spoke out the second part head-on.

"The second part consists of seven questions. First, the first question is that an adventurer from the Antarctic Empire ate a meal made for him by his wife. When he got penguin meat, he committed suicide. Why?"

As soon as Nolan's voice fell, the officials whispered to each other, discussing why the adventurer committed suicide.

Wen Wen and Xu Lulu just looked at each other, then hooked their lips together.

Well, you don't need to ask that unmagical book to know the answer to this question!

Aren't these the seven abnormal questions that often appear in psychological problems in some horror novels!

Wen Wen stood up again. At the noisy banquet, Wen Wen was getting a lot of attention right now. As soon as he stood up, everyone else fell silent and listened to his answer.

"The most representative animal of the Antarctic Empire is the penguin. The protagonist is an adventurer of the Antarctic Empire, so he may have thought that he had eaten penguin meat. But what he ate was different from the one his wife cooked for him. So no It's hard to guess that the adventure team he was in once encountered danger in the Antarctic Empire, and the meat they ate was not penguin meat, but the meat of his team members, human flesh!"

Before Wen Wen finished speaking, some people with weak hearts vomited out...

Gentle and speechless, it really is not suitable to say such a perverted question at a dinner...

There was already cold sweat on Nolan's forehead, couldn't this question bother them?

"I went to see a doctor alone, and fell asleep in the carriage when I came back. When I woke up, it was just at night, and who knew that he jumped off the cliff. Why?"

"Because he was blind! It was dark and he thought he was blind again! So he committed suicide!"

"A pair of lovers were rowing in the lake, and the girl fell into the lake and died. When the young man came back the next year, he heard someone say that there were no aquatic plants in the lake. Why did the young man commit suicide by jumping into the lake right after?"

"Because when his lover fell into the lake, he jumped down to save him, but got entangled in something. He always thought it was water plants. But it was actually his lover's hair!"

"A mother died. At the funeral, the two sisters met a man they liked. Soon after, the sister died again. Why?"

"Because my sister thought that she could only meet the man she liked at the funeral, so she killed her sister!"

Nolan is about to go crazy, this brother, who knows all these questions, is so mentally abnormal?

"Fifth. In the desert, a man died with his head down, with a few bundles and half fire pockets scattered around him. Ask him how he died.

of? "

Wen Wen wanted to talk about hot air balloons, but think about it, there seems to be no hot air balloons in this world.So, is it a big Kongming lantern?Wen Wen's moment of silence made Nolan happy, but what followed was another disappointment——

"He and some people went up to the sky on a big Kongming lantern, but the heat was not enough, so they chose to throw them down. He chose a short fire, so he was thrown down and died."

"Question six, there are two dwarves in the circus, but now only one is needed. The two agreed that whoever is taller will commit suicide. One of them was found dead that morning when he was taller. The floor was full of wooden furniture parts and Sawdust. Why did he kill himself?"

"The day before the comparison, the living one went to the dead man's house and sawed off the legs of all the tables and chairs. When he got up and felt that everything was low, he thought it was himself He grew taller, so he committed suicide."

Nolan asked the seventh question without any hope: "A person lives on the top of the mountain, and he heard someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night, but after opening the door, he found nothing. corpse. Why?"

"Because he lived on top of a hill, when someone knocked on the door and opened it, the knocker was knocked down the hill. After a few times he fell to his death

It is. ”

Sure enough, everything was correct, and Nolan sat down on the chair behind.

As for the rest of the people, watching Wen Wen answer these few questions in seconds without panting, they immediately fell in admiration.

It's just that everyone is a little bit concerned, what kind of broken question and what kind of broken answer is this, it's really ridiculous! ! !

The envoy who set the question next was replaced by Chris.I saw him take out a folded paper from his clothes, and when he opened it, it was a round piece of paper.

In terms of mathematics, this is relatively backward in the world.As for pi, the standard answer in the whole world is 3, and no one can calculate it later.

It’s just that recently a mathematician in Daben Empire, after rigorous calculations, has actually calculated to 11 decimal places, which is 3. 14159265359, [Note] This is a big discovery.Originally, they planned to announce it after Shengshi Dynasty and his party

"The radius of the round piece of paper in my hand is 15 centimeters. Tell me his circumference within a quarter of an hour. And, it must be accurate to the last 10 digits of the novel point."

Not to mention how the others reacted, Wen Wen already knew the answer anyway.Of course, after asking about the not-so-magical book that was still somewhat useful.After all, Wen Wen only remembers 3, and he doesn't know what's behind.

After looking around, Wen Wen did not see that other people seemed to know the answer, not even Xu Lulu.

Pulling Li En's sleeve, Wen Wen said, "Why don't I tell you the answer, so you can tell."

"why?"

"I think I'm too conspicuous, it's better to keep a low profile."

Li En was helpless: "Do you think it's too late to keep a low profile?"

Wen Wen: "...too late?"

"That's too late."

What's wrong with such a sure and calm tone? !

Seeing that Wen Wen was about to explode, Li En quickly patted his head to express his comfort.

Wen Wen was very moved by this, and then cruelly pulled his hand off, and then brutally bit him.

Regarding this, Li En said that he would continue to spoil Wen Wen, so he pulled Wen Wen up cruelly: "Quickly tell me the answer."

Seeing himself receiving the attention of thousands of people again, Wen Wen had no choice but to say the answer honestly.

"The answer is 94. 2477796074." Although Wen Wen was able to answer their questions quickly before, it can only show that his brain is good at best.

But now, pi has not reached this level in the whole world!How did he know the answer?

Gao Mingju already knew when he saw the faces of people from the Daben Empire that Wen Wen's answer was correct.

Three wins out of five.

Now, they are victorious.

"Haha, good! Sure enough, you are worthy of being the Huguogong Fulang. Proclaim my will, and seal Huguogong Fulang Wen Wen as a high-ranking life." Gao Mingju rewarded Wen Wen in public, which made many people envious.But for Daben Empire, it's Hong Guoguo's slap in the face

Just when Nolan didn't know how to end it, a person from the envoys behind suddenly stood up and said, "We didn't say your answer was correct! Pi is 3, who knows what you said is correct Still wrong."

Just as Wen Wen was about to refute, the person just now was slapped to the ground by Nolan's slap: "My Daben Empire can't afford to lose."

Nolan bowed his head to apologize to Gao Mingju, and then ordered people to pull the person away.

"The Prosperous Dynasty is really powerful. My Daben Empire is willing to gamble and admit defeat. We are willing to pay the lottery mentioned earlier."

"Haha, thank you for your acceptance!"

Because the prosperous dynasty won the fourth question, there is no need to ask another question about the force of the fifth question.Three victories in four races, this reputation was brought by Zhengyipin Haoming Wenwen, Concubine Lu and Tanhua.

Although Wen Wen, the biggest hero, was very dissatisfied, he was given a good life!

Damn, only a woman can be a good life, right? !

Damn I'm a man!

"Ding! The mission is complete! Reward 5000 gold coins! Congratulations, the host is not so poor!"

------Note:

圆周率是我国祖冲之提出在3。1415926和3。1415927之间。直到15世纪阿拉伯数学家卡西算出小数点后17位精确值，打破祖冲之保持的千年记录。圆周率约等于3。14159265358979323846......