Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

The youngest son of the Chi family has some strange disease. It is very similar to what the ancients called "lost soul disease". He knows how to solve it by himself, but apart from these necessary behaviors for survival, he can't do anything else. Sleeping on the bed, or being alone in a daze, even losing the ability to communicate with others.

His parents were worried about his big head and led their demented son to seek medical advice. Unfortunately, there are so many unsolved intractable diseases in this world, and he is one of them. The doctors all said they were helpless.

But what's even more strange is that this strange disease came and went as suddenly as the onset. One day, the son blinked, and the eyes came back from the misty place. Seeing the haggard parents in front of him, he sucked Nose, hugged the two and cried, saying that he was back.

Parents originally had a lot to talk about, such as what did you do to get this strange disease, and what was your state during the illness?Is there something wrong now?

But the son rested on the bed for seven or eight hours, and when the parents came to see him again, he disappeared.

I thought I was going to panic again and exhausted my body and mind, but when the doorbell rang, the door opened, and my son brought in a tall, stinky, extremely handsome young man and said:

"Dad, Mom, I didn't expect to live with you in your 20s. It seems that it's time to go out and be independent!"

"...Xiao Yan, the boy you are leading is—"

"Mom, I should have told you something a long time ago. In fact, I'm crooked, so I prefer to be gay."

"... Crooked? What the fuck? What do you mean—"

"Dad, I know you must be feeling a little confused. How about this? I won't talk about the extra words. My life has been delayed for a long time. I can't bother you anymore. If you don't understand, I will tell you Say a word, after I leave, you can go to the Internet in detail, look it up in the English dictionary, everything will be clear~ I will write it for you on paper, gay, yes, it is these three letters, don’t worry if you don’t understand, You'll understand after checking it, Dad, didn't you always say that you want to learn some foreign languages? Now is a very good opportunity~"

"...Xiaoyan, no, the one you're holding—"

"Oh, I actually forgot about him. I just woke up, and my body is not working well, and my mind is a bit confused. The person I brought has a lot of background. I brought him here mainly to show you, what do you think? Sample?

Chi Yan pushed Fu Yilan, who was reluctant, and forced him to turn around in front of the elder.

"Ah? A great boy, tall and big, and looks much stronger than you. We told you not to stay at home and play on the computer, but go out to exercise more. You see——"

"Satisfied, right? As long as you are satisfied, if you are satisfied, don't just look at his long legs and size, look at this face—" Chi Yan stepped on Fu Yilan's chin, and Fu Yilan patted it away angrily. But he couldn't resist the rascal Chi Yan, he was being choked by the throat of fate, "Don't move, give your parents a good look, look quickly, oh my god, he's really handsome, look at the corners of his mouth There is a small red mole on his face, it is the finishing touch, if it is placed on an ordinary face, it is a matchmaker mole!"

Fu Yilan lost focus and simply pretended to be dead.

"...Well, it's really handsome. Is it your classmate? We don't even have the impression. I came to see you as soon as you recovered from your illness. Why didn't you introduce us earlier—"

"Haha, Mom and Dad, it seems that you like him very much, so I will go with him. I will send you a message wherever I go, and it may be far away from you, so you can't hit me."

"?"

Chi Yan dragged Fu Yilan away in a hurry. Before leaving, he pointed to the old man on the cardboard with an English word written on it that he had left for them.

That night

Chi Ma and Chi Pa opened the thousand-degree search entry and slowly entered certain three letters.

Great shock.

Long Aotian

When Chi Yan came home from work, he saw that the house was still in a mess, so he ran to the kitchen. As expected, the dirty bowl hadn't moved out of place at all, and then went to the washing machine to take a look - the clothes were all wet and curled up in the drum.

Blood pressure is up.

The front door was thrown open immediately, and a pair of rushing footsteps rushed in. With a stinky face, Chi Yan sneaked into the living room and squinted. Good guy, Fu Yilan's fishing rod hasn't had time to put it down yet. He put it on his shoulders and followed Monkey King. Like, kicking the scrambled shoes, not bothering to use his hands at all, casually pulling the crumpled tablecloth, messing with the messy carpet with his feet, and so on, highlighting a perfunctory.

Going to the bedroom again, he thought about tearing off the quilt casually, put the dishes into the dishwasher, and threw the clothes into the dryer, and he continued to go fishing.

Thinking happily, he ran into Chi Yan who was waiting at the door of the kitchen.

Fu Yilan's face was constipated at first, and then became shameless and broken. He even smiled at Chi Yan, whose face was puffed up with anger: "Why did you leave work early? Then I don't care, baby, you are the best."

Turn around and run.

Chi Yan grabbed the line of his fishing rod: "It's not easy to call it a baby!!"

This caught Fu Yilan's weakness, Fu Yilan had no choice but to stop: "Okay, don't call it a baby, okay, don't drag it down."

"You fish every day, and you don't even help with housework!"

"I'm not retired for vacation, you didn't say that before, you just like me to eat your soft food."

Chi Yan pushed Fu Yilan away, sat on the sofa and got sulking, Fu Yilan had no choice but to wait for it, rubbed to Chi Yan's side, and hugged Chi Yan: "Why are you angry, why are you angry every day."

Chi Yan was so angry that he snatched the fishing rod that Fu Yilan was still carrying, and threw it far away: "I am not as important as your broken rod. If you are capable, you can also carry it on the bed."

Fu Yilan smiled: "That's not impossible, I have a strong waist, and I can sleep you to death even if I carry it."

Chi Yan... originally wanted to be angry for a while, but thinking of Fu Yilan's idiotic appearance carrying a fishing rod into battle, he couldn't hold back anymore.

"Are you laughing? You are just looking for trouble, and I am not satisfied with serving you every day."

Chi Yan stopped smiling, stared over, and pouted: "Serve me?!"

"I don't wash that bowl every day."

"It was washed in the dishwasher! And you only picked a few bowls to be the lucky guest, and I have to deal with the aftermath!"

"That's considered washing, I also wash the sheets and clothes~"

"It was washed in the washing machine, you just throw it in and forget about it!"

"It doesn't matter, I'm not rushing over to take care of it now, why are you blaming me for it after get off work?"

"Damn it! How unreasonable! I don't know you bastard?! Have you dried and folded?! You see that Cong has shirts and short-sleeved beach pants rolled up on the sheets in other people's closets, right?!"

"That's because you are too particular."

Chi Yan repeated "Focus" five or six times in a row, and the seven orifices were filled with smoke.

He turned his face away: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L L L I be a grandson."

Fu Yilan's ears turned sharp, and he wanted to turn Chi Yan's face around, but he couldn't turn him because of his petite temper: "Who bullied you?"

"you!!"

"Who is bullying you outside?"

"Don't tell me I'm going to have a cold war with you, and I won't talk to you no matter what you say!"

Then Fu Yilan held down Chi Yan and put on pajamas on the spot. There is nothing wrong with sleeping well. If you can't sleep well once, you can sleep ten times.

Two years later.

Fu Yilan hostilely acquired Chi Yan's company. Under the operation of the business war, the core members of the board of directors and the supervisory committee were all in his hands, and all the vicious cannon fodder who ridiculed Chi Yan was thrown away. Yan played office games with him.

"Don't you just like Mr. Ba, so you're not satisfied?"

Chi Yan thought to himself: Long Aotian is too lazy, it's better to fish, I kind of miss the days when he asked Fu Yilan to eat his soft food...

People are so cheap.

色图

Joking about color maps every day, in fact, two people save a lot of each other's color maps.

It's not just a cosplay, it's the real thing, with various models of color pictures, like Chi Yan's numerous victories - Overlord Fu Yilan, Alpha Fu Yilan, School Tyrant Fu Yilan, StarCraft Fu Yilan, Junker Noble Fu Yilan...

Chi Yan likes the overall view, good atmosphere, half-covered, and exposed abdominal muscles.

So to sum it up, Chi Yan belongs to Ye Gonghaolong, he would blush and scream when he saw the real color map, except for Two-dimensional, the "color map" he kept was a joke in the eyes of real old color critics.

Chi Yan prides himself on being a sex critic every day, but in fact, Fu Yilan is the one who really hides it. This is called a biting dog who doesn't bark, and a real sex critic never goes around bragging.

Chi Yan was fortunate enough to have seen the two tons of color pictures about him stored in Fu Yilan's mind, damn it! !Fu Yilan also made a large compressed package, which can be placed in various electronic devices and various players for viewing.

Anyway, Chi Yan swore that he would not open Fu Yilan's hard drive to take a look even if he was killed!

Hello passengers, this time the cyber color batch tour group captured the super color batch host, after scanning, the brain stores an incredible amount of color maps—including gif animations, all of which are of extremely high quality, super dreamy and beautiful color maps, the only one The disadvantage is that the object of the color map is only one person (the vast color map of only one person exists, indicating that the host may be obsessed with this person to the point of serious illness).

Do you choose to enter the brain of the host to explore the color map?If you don't like the monotony of the color map object, we still have [-] alternative hosts.

"That's it, that's it!!"

"Super dreamy and beautiful? Let's take this!"

"That's right, that's right, we like beautiful ones. We explored before that they are all big muscular guys, but we really can't get it!!"

Alright, ready to explore!

Everyone entered the color map storage place of the host's brain with a happy attitude, but unexpectedly——

foot foot foot foot

full of feet

all one's feet

Left foot, right foot, ankle, slightly arched feet, feet with curled toes, the skin is as white as jade, and the joints are still pink.

"Damn it, this host is an old foot fetish!!"

"Hiss, I also have a foot fetish..."

【Passengers, I’m really sorry, there was an unexpected situation with the tour group. The host was too foot-obsessed, which caused a lot of repetition of the content. However, according to the scanning results, there is a real color map in the back, which is extremely colorful and beautiful. Please wait patiently. 】

When it was finally not feet, just after seeing two photos of calves carved in pink and jade, the tourist group blew the alarm bells, and red lights symbolizing danger were everywhere.

"It's over!! We've been discovered!!"

"So strong!! We obviously have a super cracking program, how could we be discovered?!"

Then the tour group was formatted collectively, and everyone collectively lost the memory of not seeing the thigh. Not only that, other precious memories were also obliterated.

Fu Yilan: Damn dare to look at the color map he kept, Chi Yan is his, everything from the person to the color map is his, of course, the feet are his!

/their future/

"Fu Yilan, do you want a child?"

"? Are you still alive?"

"No, hey, don't be so poor, I mean, we can adopt it too."

Fu Yilan rubbed her chin: "Unfortunately, when you were an omega, you didn't get it."

"Vulgar! Obscene!"

The two already have both cats and dogs, and their happiness is boundless. As for the child, let it take its course.

All in all, the future is promising~