Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

"You really don't believe in this evil?"

"Hmph, is it really so evil? Are you timid? I've inquired about making up such a reason. Xiao Zhuo's father is a dance class, so there's nothing to be afraid of."

"It has nothing to do with his father!"

"It has nothing to do with his father. Do you want me to believe what you said, that if you look for Xiao Zhuo, big cats will come and bite you? Are you three-year-olds?"

"Believe it or not, cousin, I advise you not to mess with Xiao Zhuo, that big cat is really scary."

"Hehe, why didn't you call the police, there really are such strange cats, shouldn't they be taken care of?"

"We called the police. They had the same reaction as yours. They thought we were teasing them! They were criticized and educated!"

"Okay, I want to see what this big cat is. As I said earlier, if you play tricks on me, I will definitely beat you up first."

"... Cousin, really, don't believe me, I don't want to collect your body!"

"Unlucky, you are afraid of Xiao Zhuo's father!"

There is no need to discuss this matter. Those who have tasted the "big cat" are all cloudy and constipated. Seeing their performance, my cousin and others really look like they are dying.

Suddenly, a neglected question came to mind: "Didn't that sick guy cause this? Why didn't you bother him?"

Everyone broke out in cold sweat, unlike when talking about Xiao Zhuo, they were able to articulate a reason, even though the reason was nonsense. When it came to Chi Yan, they couldn't even explain the reason clearly, so they could only say vaguely:

"He looked scary."

Cousin and his companions all sneered, and concluded: "Now it's clear, you are not afraid of sick people and sissies, are you afraid of Fu Yilan?" The laughter became louder, "They think others see If you don't come out, even the teacher's baby nerd knows they're hooked up hahaha."

Although there is nothing wrong with what my cousin said, Fu Yilan is terribly cruel, but the big cat is not fabricated by them out of thin air, only Fu Yilan, how could it scare them so much that they dare not even approach the middle school.

"I dont go."

"Don't refuse so decisively! You see, I'm pretending to be a student, and I'm going to teach Xiao Zhuo mathematics, physics and chemistry. It's very abstract to say this!"

"It's none of my business, don't go."

"Brother Lan~" Chi Yan grabbed Fu Yilan's wrist and swayed it, and blinked at him artificially, performing the classic metaphor of "flickering little fan" to the extreme.

Fu Yilan laughed.

"I don't mind blowing sand in your eyes for you."

Chi Yan's winking eyes turned into supercilious eyes, Xiao Zhuo has already thrown out the olive branch of friendship, Fu Yilan is still so passive and sabotage, Chi Yan doesn't understand why Fu Yilan is not worried about things going in a bad direction at all?The role of the protagonist is as small as that of passers-by. Is there really no need to worry that the main story will collapse?

"You don't care if I will be obliterated by personality?"

Fu Yilan withdrew the same expression as a straight man perfunctory his girlfriend, frowned, and actually got a little angry: "Do you think I'll watch you die?"

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Chi Yan usually started quarrels with him, but his character changed from sunny to rainy, and he got angry when he couldn't say the right word, but two adult jokes made him laugh again, so he was not angry at all to Fu Yilan Forget it, Fu Yilan doesn't need to prepare jokes by himself, Chi Yan has the ability to suddenly make himself laugh out of anger.

But Fu Yilan's anger is another matter, it's hard to coax, and the jokes are absolutely useless. Fu Yilan actually has a ridiculous smile, but Chi Yan is too mascot, and he will laugh when he likes it. It has nothing to do with his jokes, yes As far as the quintessential jokes in Chi Yan's stomach were concerned, it was a waste of money.

Chi Yan felt that it was a bit too much to question Fu Yilan's intentions for him. After getting along for such a long time, no matter how smooth a hypocrite was, he had to show his true colors. Fu Yilan was absolutely consistent with him, and Chi Yan even doubted whether his brother Lan was overbearing or not. After watching too much, he learned one by one from the attacks in it. In reality, Chi Yan had never met someone who was so kind to him like Brother Lan.

His parents still beat him.

Thinking about it this way, Chi Yan felt guilty, and met Fu Yilan too late. He really met Fu Yilan a long time ago. He didn't care whether his parents accepted it or not, and he didn't care about the eyes of his seven aunts and eight aunts. He would definitely pull Fu Yilan home and said: "Dad, Mom, if you don't agree, I'll run away with him. I'm sorry, but the child you gave me won't play a role in carrying on the family line for you!"

Fu Yilan ignored him with a cold face, and Chi Yan was the most ruthless, and followed Fu Yilan like a little tail, talking to him endlessly to save the cold.

"Brother Lan, what's wrong with you?" "Brother Lan, I'm not sensible, I'm just a child." "Brother Lan, you look bad recently, I'm very worried about you, you have to pay attention to your body, you're weak, and I'll spend the rest of my life happiness is gone.”

Fu Yilan was unmoved, and went into the kitchen. Chi Yan had sensed Fu Yilan's temper, and he could talk nonsense. At most, Fu Yilan's primary school chicken would be jealous, but he couldn't question Fu Yilan's emotional motives for him.

And in such cases, sand sculptures will be invalid.

Acting like a baby works.

Chi Yan hugged Fu Yilan from behind, with his face pressed against his spine. Fu Yilan was wearing short-sleeved clothes, and the clothes were thin. He was in the puberty stage, and he was able to hold a significantly thinner body line. After measuring with a ruler, the lower part of the back was indented smoothly and beautifully. Holding him like this, Chi Yan even felt the intimacy of being connected by flesh and blood at a barbecue stall.

Fu Yilan snorted arrogantly.

Chi Yan hehehe, Fu Yilan went to get the cutting board, but he was still stuck to his back, making it difficult for Fu Yilan to walk.

Chi Yan: "But you can't cook??"

Fu Yilan brought a kitchen knife, ignored Chi Yan's doubts, and slashed at the tomatoes.

Chi Yan was shocked: "You didn't peel the skin!!"

"Peel the same when eating."

Chi Yan was convinced.

Seeing that Fu Yilan was about to crack the egg into the chaotic mess on the chopping board, Chi Yan tried his best to squeeze Fu Yilan away and kept the egg.

"I'll come, I'll come, please trouble young master."

Fu Yilan folded her arms, seeing Chi Yan handling the stove affairs in an orderly manner, she became more and more dissatisfied: "Why didn't you tell me that you can cook."

Chi Yan paused, blushed a little, and whispered: "My mother said, whoever does the laundry and cooking before marriage will do the laundry and cooking after marriage. How can this be? I'm a lazy dog. I don't want to wash and cook for people every day. .”

Fu Yilan finally changed his stinky face into a smile: "Chi Yan, do you even think about getting married?"

"nonsense!"

Chi Yan raised the kitchen knife and pointed at Fu Yilan: "You have to bark the door backwards and be ordered by the Chi family's vicious mother-in-law. As a hard-working daughter-in-law, you not only have to cook for the whole family, but also have to bathe and warm your husband's bed to meet your physical needs." , Wipe your tears with your little handkerchief in a place where no one is around, other than that, the heavens and the earth will not work."

Fu Yilan: "Oh."

In fact, Chi Yan doesn't know how to cook. At most, he helps the family during the Chinese New Year, but it's unimaginable to fish in this world, so he slowly learns to cook by following the video.

Fu Yilan either eats takeaways or eats casually every day. The food outside is heavy on taste and the quality is generally mediocre. Moreover, Chi Yan observes Fu Yilan's living habits. He is very particular about cleanliness, but he doesn't care about eating at all. There is no such thing as what he likes to eat or what he doesn't like. Just because if you don't eat you will die.

After not having to take care of Chi Yan's dietary preferences, Fu Yilan let himself go more and more. Chi Yan had seen him eat an overnight frozen steamed bun, and it was so hard. At that time, Chi Yan thought he was grinding his teeth.

This is the first time to officially cook for Fu Yilan. Chi Yan is very nervous. He is not ready yet. It just so happens that he has such an opportunity to show his skills. He has always wanted to cook for Fu Yilan, but he is too embarrassed to ask.

After all, I can't eat, and I vomit when I eat it, and I don't know what it tastes like.

Chi Yan thought about the previous "experimental product" and took advantage of Fu Yilan's carelessness to sneak into his takeaway. Fu Yilan didn't seem to vomit after eating, but it may be that Fu Yilan added a "takeaway" filter to his dishes, I am also a contestant who can eat even dry buns, so I don't care what I eat at all.

Now that he was cooking for Fu Yilan in an upright manner, Chi Yan was even more nervous than before he failed the college entrance examination. Fu Yilan put the soup in his mouth, and Chi Yan had already held his breath.

Fu Yilan swallowed.

Fu Yilan is not dead.

Fu Yilan squinted: "Why do I think you're going to say that Da Lang took medicine?"

Chi Yan: "Why, if you wear Jin Ping Mei, you should be Ximen Qing."

Fu Yilan glared at him.

Chi Yan said with a smile: "Ximen Qingshuai, you are doing a good job, I praise you."

Fu Yilan ignored his yellow accent, and concluded: "You are so fishy, ​​cook for me every day."

"Okay."

"You don't mind washing and cooking before and after marriage?"

Chi Yan propped his chin and shook his head: "I didn't want to, but seeing that you didn't die after eating, I feel a sense of accomplishment. It doesn't matter if you do the laundry or cook."

"Take a bath and warm the bed."

Chi Yan blushed, his head was indescribably full, and he nodded. Fu Yilan looked suspicious at him like this.

Unexpectedly, Fu Yilan really summoned him when he was in the shower. Chi Yan's adrenaline was soaring at that time, and he rolled up his sleeves and came. The more rogue?This kind of suffering will only end up as cannon fodder!

Opening the bathroom door, it was steaming like a fairyland, and Chi Yan went to the place where the fog was thickest. Fortunately, the visibility here was low, otherwise his monkey butt face would be laughed at.

"Give me a back rub."

Chi Yan shook, took the towel, Fu Yilan was supporting the wall, Chi Yan's hands were shaking a little, he was very new to the world, and his legs were soft, Fu Yilan was taller than him, he had to stretch his arms to wipe his shoulders , but this difficulty only adds to the fun.

Chi Yan felt that his breath was as hot as the water vapor in the bathroom, and the vague whiteness slowly surrounded Fu Yilan's body, dissolving his light-toned pupils into the water.

Fu Yilan originally intended to play with Chi Yan, and knowing that Chi Yan likes to look at handsome guys, she wanted to play tricks on him.

Fu Yilan has always been unhappy that Chi Yan likes to drool over those mosaic comics. If he likes to watch the "cool version" of the long-legged handsome guy so much, he is no different from those in the comics. Fu Yilan even used a ruler to measure his body in the comics, so forget it Proportion - just right!Why not watch his.

But this move is a risky move, no matter how Fu Yilan controls the overall situation and Long Aotian, he can't calculate when the two people's hormones will explode, and he overestimates his own self-control.

Originally, he thought that his endurance was at least at the level of ease, until Chi Yan hugged him from behind again, feeling that Chi Yan's clothes were drenched bit by bit, and he was no longer 80.00% mixed with the warmth in the kitchen. The atmosphere of sand sculpture, the current enthusiasm, this atmosphere, is ready for filming.

Chi Yan hugged him very hard. This guy has a casual and willful personality. When he comes, he feels absolutely irresistible. If he wants to be happy, he must be absolutely happy. He has obviously never had any experience in this situation with Fu Yilan. The whole person was at a loss, and the greatest courage had been exhausted in the action of hugging Fu Yilan.

Fu Yilan listened to him chanting his name, chanting the meaning of begging, and it was obvious what he meant.

"Chi Yan, your feelings for me now are not what you think."

Chi Yan was confused, and moved his hands down: "What? Shouldn't I like you?"

Fu Yilan took a breath, grabbed Chi Yan's hand, pulled him in front of him and controlled him, not allowing him to start the fire randomly.

Fu Yilan's eyes were fierce, but it had no effect on Chi Yan at this time. Chi Yan's appearance was different from before, with a little obsequiousness at the end of his eyes, and his paleness and weakness added to the fascination.

Chi Yan was pressed against the wall by Fu Yilan, his whole body was dripping wet, like a prey caught without a fight, but without the panic of the prey, he was a little complacent: "You obviously have feelings for me."

Fu Yilan's tone became more severe: "Chi Yan, that's it."

"Are you going to say 'Damn goblin, you're playing with fire'?"

When is it, still talking about jokes!

Fu Yilan stopped breaking up with him. Calling Chi Yan in to take a bath was definitely his biggest mistake. Fu Yilan shut Chi Yan out of the bathroom, turned the shower to cold water, took a long cold shower, and finally extinguished the fire. , When he changed his pajamas and walked out of the bathroom, Chi Yan was still dripping wet, squatting at the door of the bathroom, looking up at him with a confused expression:

"What did I just do?"