Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

The author has something to say: Yesmola is alone, but Chi Yan is very hot! Spring dreamed of doing immoral things to the male god, and accidentally put it into practice.

It's four o'clock, the coding is over, let's drink some beautiful tea first

Then Fu Yilan gave him a sedative to put him to sleep.

When Chi Yan woke up, he first saw Fu Yilan's malicious face.

"What's wrong?"

He found that he still couldn't move his hands. He looked up and saw the rose gold handcuffs that bound him to the bed. At that time, his mind was full of mosaic stock: "Is it so exciting to play?"

"Don't tell me you don't remember."

"Remember what?"

"Okay, let me hear something good for you."

Fu Yilan took out the phone, found the recording, and pressed the play button, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice came out from the speaker——

"If I want you, I will give you everything."

"I like you, I admire you."

"Is this pose okay?"

Chi Yan was dumbfounded.

"Do you have any impression now?"

"...a bit of an impression, but not specific."

Why did you say all the lines of your spring dream! !

Fu Yilan deleted all the weird words that Chi Yan said, leaving only such a long obscenity, Chi Yan was shocked after hearing it.

Fu Yilan saw that he remained confused and didn't know, and wanted to get away with it, but he didn't allow it, so he took out a killer move.

"Look at this picture."

Click to open.

The screen is full of beautiful pictures.

Chi Yanguo scolded.

Stunned.

"It's so beautiful, stunner."

"..."

"Am I seducing you like this? It's amazing my brother, I have fully grasped it, and I will practice it with you in the future, so have we—"

"No."

Chi Yan turned out dead fish eyes: "Don't be so categorical, lying to me is also a white lie, what's wrong with lying, I can't tell the truth from the fake."

Fu Yilan folded her arms and didn't answer. She looked at Chi Yan for a long time, changed the subject, and pulled the dirty train back on track: "You really don't remember what you did?"

Chi Yan thought about it for a while, and when he was about to speak, Fu Yilan unexpectedly took out his notebook and pen and prepared to record.

When Chi Yan spoke, Fu Yilan wrote it down——

"I think you look like a gorilla creature in a documentary—"

Chi Yan: "—Scholar."

Fu Yilan had no choice but to use a pen to delete this useless sentence. Seeing that there was a long clerical error in the chic book, she became obsessive-compulsive, and actually tore off the entire page, crumpled it into a paper ball and threw it into the wastebasket next to the bed .

Then rewrite what was torn out verbatim.

Chi Yan was dumbfounded: "Don't you need to follow along?"

"I've got it in my head."

"Why do you keep writing it in your mind??"

"That's what genius is."

"Wow, you are really shameless!"

Chi Yan told Fu Yilan the truth, all he remembered was that he said nasty words and twisted on the bed, it was an unbearable impulse, like drinking alcohol, although drinking can't make people worse, but drinking can be strong Cowardly.

Fu Yilan wrote it all down, and Chi Yan paid attention to Fu Yilan's notebook. When he bought it, he only wrote a few pages, but now he has written half of it.

"What are you writing about?"

Fu Yilan gave a random reason: "Collect material."

"??? What kind of material??? Don't tell me you have an author account on the Women's Emotional Exchange Network??"

Fu Yilan closed the notebook with a "snap", squinting: "I just write some fun for the boring life, do you think everyone likes to watch adult comics as much as you do?"

Chi Yan was furious: "Who said I only have jokes!!"

"Obviously I will still look like the one in the photo." Scratching his head and posing.

Fu Yilan sat down, looking like an eminent monk.

Chi Yan didn't grab Fu Yilan's "Observation of Domestic Monster Diary" to start a discussion, and Fu Yilan didn't bring up the topic. Instead, he turned the page. Seeing that Chi Yan had indeed returned to normal, he stretched out his hand to help Chi Yan open the erotic handcuffs.

Chi Yan was still a little reluctant.

"...It's all like this, you really don't intend to—"

"not going to."

Grass!Why are you still so decisive!

After unlocking it, Fu Yilan turned black and white, and coaxed Chi Yan seriously: "You copied yourself, so give me the key."

Chi Yan touched his red wrist, and a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead: "It's so coquettish."

"The last question, how did you learn those coquettish words?"

Chi Yan scratched his head, thought for a while, and pulled out the storage box from under the bed, which was full of mosaic books. He dug out a book with the most beautiful painting style, the most personalized character design, and the author has a certain skill in serving , handing it to Fu Yilan shyly.

It was even wrapped in a transparent book cover by Chi Yan, which can be seen as his special preference.

Fu Yilan looked at the gaudy characters on the cover——

【Forbidden Love, King of S, and His Royal Whip】

Fu Yilan not only felt that her eyes were dirty, but also felt that the hand holding the book was useless.

Chi Yan said generously: "It's awesome! Based on my friendship with you, I'd like to lend it to you."

Fu Yilan smiled commercially: "Thank you."

Throw the notebook back to its original place, get out of bed and wash your hands.

Chi Yan later accused him of hurting his cherished treasure, Fu Yilan felt a headache, why can't Chi Yan be a little more advanced?

To sum up, Chi Yan has an impression of what he has done, but he instinctively does not believe in things that are beyond common sense, and it can also be speculated that he refuses to believe.

It is easy to think of "The Sixth Sense of Spirituality".

Chi Yan is similar to the protagonist of the movie, what he lacks is only a good understanding.

Fu Yilan doesn't think it would be a good thing for Chi Yan to recognize himself. Chi Yan's ability to accept is not as strong as him. After all, Chi Yan grew up in a greenhouse. This uncontrollable situation is full of abysses everywhere, and it is easy. Just slipped and fell in.

Better to keep in the dark.

"Why did you hurt your hand?"

Fu Yilan paused, and said lightly, "I did it by accident."

"How did you get there? Let me see."

When Chi Yan came over, he smelled the charming fragrance of Fu Yilan's unhealed wound, and his eyes were blurred again. Fu Yilan immediately covered the wound, kept away from Chi Yan, and prevented the greedy virus cells in Chi Yan's body from causing trouble.

Chi Yan blinked, woke up, forgot what he had said, caught up again, and said again: "What's wrong with your hands? Let me see."

Fu Yilan thought it would be better to fool him, and while avoiding Chi Yan, he frightened him: "The spider crawled on my hand, I'm covering it, do you want to see it?"

Chi Yan let out a very unmanly scream, rushed back to the bed, and wrapped her little quilt tightly.

Fu Yilan stood still, staring at Chi Yan: "I want to find a box to raise it, do you agree?"

"disagree!!"

Now you can rest assured that Chi Yan will not follow him to see him treat the wound even if he dies.

"Fu Yilan."

"Ok?"

"I think you look really bad recently, and you haven't eaten less? Are you..."

Fu Yilan narrowed her eyes: "What does your expression mean?"

Chi Yan felt that it was a bit difficult to speak, he murmured for a while, and then quietly closed his mouth: "I recommend you a mutual aid group, a youth rebooting squad, which is full of troubled peers like you."

"Can your mind be clean for a minute?"

"I care about you!!"

Fu Yilan was very angry that Chi Yan suspected that he had kidney deficiency, and ignored Chi Yan's divergent thinking.

But why does Brother Lan see kidney deficiency day by day?

Chi Yan didn't dare to bring it up again. After all, he was a man just like Brother Lan. He knew that being questioned was more humiliating than losing nine games in a row, so he just observed silently.

Fu Yilan's face was very pale, and her lips were also very light. Compared with the vigorous and vigorous look before, it lacked a lot of healthy luster.

Chi Yan was really, really worried, but he would be even angrier if he suggested that Brother Lan go to check his kidneys?

You can start with the daily life first.

After Fu Yilan's meals were taken care of by Chi Yan—actually they took care of each other.

He never cared about diet to sense that something was wrong.

It's not that Chi Yan's cooking skills are impressive, Fu Yilan is not particular about it, as long as it can be eaten, it is no different from Michelin.

But what happened to the red dates and wolfberries floating on the chicken soup?

Chi Yan kept filling soup for him, winking at him, pure and harmless, Fu Yilan couldn't say anything, just drank it silently, without saying a word.

Later, red dates and goji berries were upgraded, and a great tonic soup was placed on the table-stewed mutton with antler, this whip stewed that whip.

Chi Yan served him soup graciously, Fu Yilan looked at him with blank eyes, and he smiled at Fu Yilan, smiling like a flower, with a bright smile, how could he have bad intentions?

Fu Yilan didn't want to explain to Chi Yan, so she pretended not to know anything and drank it.

Until Fu Yilan was at his desk to write homework for the two of them, Chi Yan turned around and sprinkled a handful of wolfberries in his water glass, passed by, and left as if no one else was there.

Fu Yilan: "..."

Before going to bed, he handed the small, black pill to Fu Yilan's lips, and held a cup of boiled water with just the right temperature in his hand.

Chi Yan acted like coaxing a child: "Ah——"

Fu Yilan really has Wu Dalang's sense of substitution this time.

Fu Yilan avoided Chi Yan's hand.

Chi Yan showed him a sad and frustrated expression.

Fu Yilan said indifferently: "I'm not Li Jili, it's useless for you to pretend to be pitiful."

Chi Yan coaxed him: "Don't be afraid, it's not medicine, it's sugar, Brother Lan."

Fu Yilan hehe: "What candy?"

"Zhonghua Pill."

"...Do you think I can't smell Liuwei Dihuang Wan?"

Chi Yan was discouraged. He originally planned that as long as he lied into Fu Yilan's mouth, Fu Yilan wouldn't spit it out.

It's a pity that Brother Lan doesn't follow him from the beginning.

"Don't make any more attempts with my kidney, okay?"

Chi Yan hugged herself, frightened: "I never said that! How could you speculate on me like this? I have always had confidence in you!"

"Believe it or not, I'll try it on you."

"I don't believe it unless you try it for me."

Fu Yilan shut up, and she criticized him for having nothing to say.

The second meal still has wolfberry, deer antler, and red dates.

Fu Yilan felt that his kidneys might be overloaded if this continued.

He had to endure Chi Yan's persistent harassment of him.

If he came home late and gave Chi Yan enough time to prepare, he would suffer a "lightning strike" from opening the door.

Chi Yan imitated the expression and state in the photo that Fu Yilan showed him, and he was still controlled by the moral line across his chest when he dressed. Only make a fuss about the neck and shoulder lines.

Leaning against the wall next to the door, he made a pose that he thought was very attractive, and kept blinking at Fu Yilan.

Fu Yilan stood on the porch and couldn't move his feet. It's not that he was seduced. Chi Yan's level is not on the same level as when he was magnified by desire and lacked morality. It can be said that he is clumsy, strong, and plastic in acting. Because of his plastic smell in the role of Ba Zong, but without the oily smell of Ba Zong, he looks so cute and silly, and it's hard to tell who is superior and who is inferior.

Chi Yan was sticking the stickers upright on the wall, and turning the stickers backwards, one front and the other reversed, rubbing against each other bit by bit, thinking that he was like this, how could he be worse than the one in the photo?He has the impression that he has completely mastered it.

In Fu Yilan's eyes, Chi Yan is like a pancake that is being spread upside down, backwards, bit by bit.

There is an insurmountable gap between the two minds.

Chi Yan blew on Fu Yilan, the strength was not controlled properly, it was like a lung capacity test, a big breath.

Pulling at the corner of Fu Yilan's clothes: "Brother Lan, don't hold back and don't do handicrafts, it's not good for your health!"

"Oh."

Fu Yilan passed him and left.

Chi Yan clenched his fists.

At night, Chi Yan secretly observed Fu Yilan, his complexion was still so bad, he secretly looked at his arm, it was still wrapped in gauze, the wound still not healed?

He hugged Fu Yilan's arm, Fu Yilan's straight man behavior could not make him angry anymore, it was related to Fu Yilan's health, everything else was trivial and not worth mentioning.

He is quite clear about the priority and the importance, and he has an extremely broad mind.

Chi Yan muttered: "Please let Brother Lan's kidneys get better."

When Chi Yan fell asleep, Fu Yilan opened his eyes again.

Chi Yan hugged his arm like a sloth, with a naive sleeping face. Seeing him like this, Fu Yilan couldn't care less about the unbearable weight he had brought to her kidneys for so many days.

Fu Yilan touched Chi Yan's canine teeth with his fingers, touching them every day, but he couldn't tell the difference, but compared with the first day, he had grown very mature.

He even licked Fu Yilan's finger.

Fu Yilan showed a speechless expression, and withdrew her hand.

Sleep or don't forget to harass him!

According to the development of this plot, it is time for Xiao Zhuo to express his affection.

Chi Yan saw that when Xiao Zhuo faced Fu Yilan, his legs were still trembling with fright, and he walked around in a detour, and he felt a headache.

At any rate, we should have a pure friendship like classmates, right?

In such a state, what is the difference between Xiao Zhuo and being completely out of the game?

This time, Fu Yilan refused to give them extracurricular tutoring after killing them, and persuaded Chi Yan earnestly, that the gap in IQ should not be tried to make up for it with the day after tomorrow.

Chi Yan despises him, and it's hard to believe that he can't do it without him. If he gives full play to his subjective initiative, can't he impress the silly Baitian Xiao Zhuo?

So in the physical education class, Chi Yan and Xiao Zhuo were both good-for-nothings who lived in the shade, so they had the opportunity to whisper in Xiao Zhuo's ear: "Student Fu plays very well."

"He also runs very fast."

"I only look up to him in the class."

"What about you?"

Xiao Zhuo pointed to the girl kicking the shuttlecock: "Huang Jiaojiao can kick three tricks that I don't know how to do. I like her the most!"

Play the piano to the cow!

Try again: "Only Fu Yilan can solve this additional problem." Thinking of his personality as a god of learning, "Of course, there is also me."

Xiao Zhuo: "Wow, tell me about it!"

Chi Yan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, I can't ride a horse!

"Oh, the gap in IQ, don't try to make up for it with the day after tomorrow."

This sentence is still a copy of Fu Yilan's quotations, and Chi Yan admits that his level is indeed too poor.

Chi Yan felt that he was still not localized enough. Although the world was a Japanese-style Huaguo youth pain campus, since they all spoke beautiful Chinese, there was nothing that a hot pot meal could not solve to promote friendship.

Xiao Zhuo: "But student Ha Yilan wants to invite me to eat hot pot with you?"

"We are his next table."

"Are you sure he wants to invite you?"

"Ah."

So in the hotpot restaurant, Fu Yilan's face was very stinky, and in order to complete Chi Yan's task, he smiled sinisterly at Xiao Zhuo from time to time to promote friendship.

Xiao Zhuo lowered his head, he was almost scared to pee.

Because Chi Yan wanted to maintain the persona of a cold and academic god, he couldn't talk about jokes, tell jokes, and enliven the atmosphere.

Gulp gurgling, only the hot pot is hot.

Fu Yilan stood up suddenly: "Go to the bathroom."

He turned his head and left, in front of them, walked through the gate, in front of them, walked shoulder to shoulder with Li Jili and his group who were waiting for him at the gate.

It can be said that only one sentence was left for them.

It's very rare for Brother Lan to stay here until the dishes are cooked, and Chi Yan can't ask for anything more, thinking, this will always be a story of a dinner party, and it's no problem to promote the main line.

After Fu Yilan left, Xiao Zhuo relaxed, his eyes wide open, and he looked at Chi Yan.

It seemed that he wanted to see through Chi Yan.

Chi Yan felt uncomfortable, and said coldly, "Eat."

Xiao Zhuo: "Do you like student Yilan?"

Chi Yan's chopsticks fell into the pot and floated on the hot red chili oil, cooking into a pot of woody fragrance.

Xiao Zhuo's brain suddenly opened up, his EQ was full, and he affirmed: "You like him."

Chi Yan: Haha, that's a long story.