Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Chi Yan walked around the edge of the banquet hall in a big circle, with quick and big steps, his mouth was pouted to the sky, he looked like a monster playing a game, but the monster who was chasing after him turned out to be Fu Yilan.

The people at the banquet were taken aback. This scene was unheard of. Fu Yilan ran after Chi Yan?After three and a half laps?Pulling Chi Yan and being thrown away by Chi Yan?With a smile on your face?Willing to follow?

They couldn't understand what was going on, but they were shocked.

All the friends in Fu Yilan's circle were stunned. Young Master Fu's dog-legged appearance was too pretentious, not to mention the dog-legged beaming, radiant look. It's obvious that the giant horse likes to be Chi Yan's licking dog!

Yesterday when he heard that Chi Yan was coming to the banquet, Young Master Fu squinted his eyes and sneered. No one dared to talk about it again. Why did such earth-shaking changes happen in just one night? ?

A socialite O Julian who is obsessed with abo dog blood literature said: "Tsk tsk tsk, it must be desire first and then love. Rivals become lovers, and they turn their faces and deny people after drinking."

"...You said that Chi Yan turned his face and refused to recognize anyone?"

"correct."

"……and then?"

"Then, definitely run with the ball."

Well, at this point, they can be sure that Julian is lying.

"How do the two alphas run with the ball!"

Julian was ignored by the circle, he felt a little wronged, God damn Chi Yan was an alpha, this was the first time he knew about it.

Julian just came back from the country, so he doesn't know much about the people here, let alone when they got together with Fu Yilan, they absolutely kept silent about Chi Yan. Unexpectedly, this young master who smells sweet and has no sex appeal to him, It's actually an alpha, is that reasonable?

Fu Yilan smiled at Chi Yan, very unprincipled, someone saw that he was in such a good mood, and quickly approached him, but Fu Yilan was not polite at all, with a smile on his face, and waved people away for two miles, no one dared to go back and forth Get in his way.

Chi Yan couldn't get rid of it, so he left the field altogether. Who knew that he walked through the wrong door, and when he opened it, he found a panoramic balcony with a brilliant galaxy, especially two planets stagnant in mid-air, and a huge "rainbow" as red as lava running across the left and right. It's a different world, oh, what a weird planet! !He can't eat mooncakes anymore! !

Chi Yan turned around, damn Fu Yilan was so good at chasing her, her feet got halfway through the crack of the door, Chi Yan hurriedly rushed over, of course, the chess missed, Fu Yilan had already entered the balcony, and even locked the door.

Fu Yilan looked like a dandy, and Chi Yan felt that she was a molested girl who was cornered by the dandy. If Fu Yilan opened her arms and threw herself at him, the scene would be more vivid.

Chi Yan hugged herself: "I'm going to scream my throat, don't come here! Even if you have a high status and power here, and others listen to you, I won't obey you!"

Fu Yilan slammed Chi Yan on the railing, stared straight at Chi Yan's grief-stricken eyes, moved his mouth, and said, what a fart, Chi Yan finished talking.

Simply talk about something else, drop Chi Yan, hold him to watch the night scene of a different planet, first of all pretend to be knowledgeable, let Chi Yan be completely fascinated by him: "Yan Yan, look at these two balls, they are from this planet. satellite, this path in the sky must look like a rainbow to you, right? Rainbows are not like that, this is the star ring of this star, isn’t it shocking, have you learned a lot?”

Chi Yan struggled and writhed in Fu Yilan's steel-like arms, but it didn't work at all, he was hugged tightly, how could he travel through so many worlds, he was all a little trash who was powerless against Fu Yilan?

Lying: "Stop pretending! How could I not know what you said! I didn't take it as a rainbow!"

"Then do you know what the moon is?"

"The moon? The moon is for eating mooncakes."

Fu Yilan was silent for a while: "The moon is the satellite of the earth."

"I'll go, satellite...then the planet we're staying on has two satellites, which means there are two moons, right? Then I can still eat mooncakes."

Fu Yilan was speechless.

"Fuck, you are not allowed to look at me with this expression!! It's not like I haven't studied physics!!"

"This lesson is taught by the geography teacher."

Chi Yan: "..."

Fu Yilan squinted and smiled: "You are hopeless, idiot."

Chi Yan started to lose his temper, grabbed the railing and shook Fu Yilan away with all his strength, like shaking lice, Fu Yilan couldn't stand the trouble, so he just grabbed Chi Yan's wrists with one hand, and hugged Chi Yan's belly with the other, Chi Yan just The remaining two legs are kicking the air.

"Yanyan, don't be angry, can I apologize to you, don't kick your legs, only the dying kick."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you can't spit out ivory!! You can be called a fool, a fool, but you can't be called an idiot!!"

"why?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"...unheard of."

Chi Yan can't do anything about Fu Yilan. Everyone in the world laughs at Fu Yilan's "strict wife control" and "love brain", but he is subdued by Chi Yan, a spoiled little good-for-nothing. Chi Yan thinks that these people are completely open-mouthed Come on, who will rule whom!

Chi Yan could only get into Fu Yilan's arms like a loach, holding him and crying, Fu Yilan already showed an arrogant and complacent expression, rubbing the back of Chi Yan's head, everything was in the palm of his hand.

"It's my fault. This time I won't let you stay at home alone and wait for me, okay?"

Chi Yan immediately raised his head, revealing two big red eyes, and complained: "Then you have to take me with you, eat and drink with me, you can't know where I am, I don't know where you are, so Do it, we are based on an unequal relationship! You will have no partner!"

Fu Yilan wiped away the saturated teardrops on Chi Yan's eyelashes with his thumb, the pear blossoms are raining, what's going on, Chi Yan said that the more he looks at him, the more ordinary he looks, and the more he looks at him, the more beautiful he looks , This is really built on the unequal relationship!

Fu Yilan considered for two seconds: "If I leave for too long, I'll send you a message every hour, that's fine."

"No!! I hate you so much!! You don't take me with you when you run out this time, I'll see who's surname is Wang next door. From now on, you can go to his house to find me!!"

"you dare!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Fu Yilan used to hear Chi Yan say "break up", and his face immediately collapsed. He either quarreled with Chi Yan to make him take back the words, or simply came to the scene without talking nonsense to convince others. Now he has completely understood Chi Yan's temper Well, some strong mouths like to use such serious words as verbal threats, because they don't take it seriously at all.

So Fu Yilan ignored Chi Yan at all this time, and hugged him to coax him: "The last world? The outside is full of radiation, monsters, how could I let you out? What if you are injured? I don't think it hurts if you cut off your little finger." Invisible opening, you howled with me for five or six days, you are timid, afraid of pain, and don’t like ugly things, shall I take you out to find excitement, you are exciting, I am even more exciting.”

"You despise me! You don't like me anymore! So that's how it is! Since you call the golden retriever who came with you Xiao Wang, then I will leave with him after the banquet! You tell him to get ready, Anyway, you don't want me anymore!"

"Chi Yan, if you say this again, I will take it seriously."

Chi Yan bit his lip and didn't dare to say any more. He was tearful and pitiful. Fu Yilan was not like him who was full of hype. To turn the world upside down with him, and in the end, he got into Fu Yilan's bed very spinelessly and begged him not to break up. We'll be together for a hundred million lifetimes. He's ashamed of his old age, so he doesn't want to go through it again!

These things all happened in the last world. Chi Yan felt that the last world was a cruel test for their feelings. Fortunately, they are sticking together and making troubles now. Falling in love is really a grind, and the longer it takes, the more grind it gets. , They still have such a long time, which firewood, rice, oil, salt, blood and flesh are flying, they must persist and persist!

Fu Yilan saw how well behaved Chi Yan was, and thought that if you could scare me, wouldn't I be allowed to scare you?It really works. As expected of my wife, I can handle it clearly.

"Hey, Yanyan, I won't do this anymore. I'll greet you when I go out in the future."

"No, you have to take me with you, you are in danger, I can't stay at home and sleep! I heard what your teammates said about me in the last world, saying that I am your canary at home, delicious and delicious , mainly to let you go home to vent your desires!!"

Fu Yilan didn't take it seriously: "You listen to what they fart, and now there are no them, only us, what do you care about those words. And - I really want to vent my desires on you when I go home, otherwise who do you want me to find? I will do it in a month. After coming back so many times, you have an absolute obligation to satisfy me."

Chi Yan bared his teeth, gritted his teeth, and said every word: "You still know that you come back several times a month! You don't have any repentance! From now on, you can play with your hands! You have two hands, You can even cheat on your right hand with your left hand!"

Fu Yilan laughed, he really liked to listen to Chi Yan's nonsense, it was so funny: "Come on, you are not calm at all, I will take you with me, if I am in danger, can you save me?"

Chi Yan thought about it carefully: "...I know I'm dragging you down, I'm just a waste, I can't help it! Not everyone is Long Aotian! You can put me in the logistics, put me far away, But not completely far, if you are in danger, at least, at least I can run to die with you!"

Fu Yilan was speechless again, and hugged Chi Yan even tighter. He even felt distressed for a cut on his little finger that he couldn't see. How could he tell him to "die together" with him?

And after the lessons from the last world, he said that he wanted to save face and not confess to Chi Yan, but half of his heart agreed with Chi Yan's words, he had to change his machismo, Long Aotian's style, and he would not hit Chi Yan if he thought he was good to Chi Yan One hello, being arbitrary and reckless, and neglecting to communicate, messed up the relationship between the two. The last world was really a failure.

However, from a lot of bad things that Fu Yilan has experienced, he is sure that Chi Yan's feelings are not less than his own. Before, he didn't care whether Chi Yan simply liked his face or his long legs, as long as he likes it, whoever Knowing that Chi Yan loves him so much, it's because he takes Chi Yan too superficially.

"Okay, don't be angry, I swear I won't do that, and that's not how it works."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

Fu Yilan kissed Chi Yan's face puffed up with anger, and said affectionately: "I want to hug you tonight, don't go home, come with me later."

"It's a beautiful idea! I'm angry, you are still thinking about such a thing! Shameless and obscene!" Thinking of something, he murmured, "...It's not convenient for two alphas..."

Fu Yilan immediately stuffed Chi Yan's hand into her pocket, Chi Yan's face turned pale, this bastard man bought everything! !

Chi Yan was resentful: "Brother Lan, the shy and innocent virgin boy before, no longer exists, which makes me sad!"

Fu Yilan: "You didn't particularly like doing this with me before, why have you changed?"

Chi Yan: "Because I'm bored with you, stay away from me, I'm not interested in you at all!"

Chi Yan was panting and lying on Fu Yilan's big bed. He was worthy of being the sweetheart of the Federation, with a prominent background. This bed was a size bigger than his own, and it cost a lot of transportation and import fees.

Chi Yan was puzzled: "Why is it that I am still fascinated by your coquettishness?"

Fu Yilan kissed him on the shoulder: "Then forget it again."

Chi Yan pushed his face away and turned to stare at Fu Yilan. Damn, he didn't expect that this face would look so handsome after being distracted. Damn it, how could he occupy a favorable position in front of Fu Yilan like this?

Chi Yan tried his best to ignore Fu Yilan's handsomeness, and asked him: "Who is the protagonist Omega who is entangled with us in this world? My system has been disabled, and I don't even know what I will do next!"

"I know what he's doing, hurry up, I can't hug enough."

"Hold your head, this matter is very important, omega fever will smoke us, what if you can't resist his temptation? Is that Julian? I think he looks like a ghost."

"You are so unique in boasting."

"I won't praise an omega that will entangle you!"

"Then you can entangle with me."

"Ah! You're lecherous! Don't touch me! I'm so annoying! Which omega is it?!"

"Guess for yourself."

Chi Yan was so angry, how could Fu Yilan's moral nature become more and more like a dog every day, he didn't know how to explain it to the housekeeper when he came home like this, and racked his brains to think of a logical lie, but Fu Yilan died the next day Let me tell you, yes, you guessed it right, Chi Yan slept with him.

The housekeeper held the holographic newspaper, and the entertainment page clearly published Fu Yilan's shameless words, with a little literary polish, it seemed not so vulgar, but there was no such thing as vulgarity in this matter.

The butler squinted at the "mosquito bag" on Chi Yan's neck. The mosquito bag that Chi Yan said was stung by mosquitoes in the garden after the banquet had a stricter expression.

Chi Yan: This is so fucking embarrassing.

It's outrageous, in a world like abo, as a subject, he came out with Gong, how could the two of them come out like that? ?No one knows coming out better than them! !