after the ecstasy accident

"Ding-dong-"

Si Chen smiled at the empty space behind the door, and the arc of the corner of his mouth froze for a moment.

Lu Fen, who jumped off the doorknob, glanced contemptuously at Si Chen who was standing at the door, took a catwalk jump, hung firmly on the armrest of the sofa, and lay still on his stomach.

Meng Ke came out from behind Si Chen, said "thank you" to Lu Fen who opened the door, then walked to the kitchen door with a bag of fruit in his hand, and knocked on the open kitchen door.

Guo Changshan, who was busy inside, turned around and saw Meng Ke, and smiled: "Here you go! Sit down for a while, it will be ready soon!"

Meng Ke put the fruit by the pool and opened the bag: "They probably have something to say outside, Dr. Guo will take me in."

Guo Changshan laughed out loud when he heard the words, and cut the beans under his hand: "Why, I still have nothing to do with your consultant?"

Meng Ke began to wash the apples and sighed: "Little ancestor."

Outside the kitchen, Si Chen and Lu Fen clashed again. One person and one cat sat on the two ends of the sofa. You came and I slapped each other unceremoniously. Xie Yu, who came down from the upstairs, sat expressionlessly In the center of the sofa, fingers kept rubbing the black leather rope wrapped around his right wrist.

Si Chen felt a chill run down his spine, caught a glimpse of Xie Yu's movements out of the corner of his eye, and decisively silenced the sound.

As soon as Lu Fen stabbed Si Chen, Xie Yu slowly turned his head to stare at him, retracted his tail that was dangling triumphantly, and gave a rather obedient "meow".

Si Chen: "How is the condition of the penis this time, can you hold on for a little longer?"

The black leather rope on Xie Yu's wrist is a genital organ sent by Si Chen as soon as he arrived in Beijing some time ago. The frequency of Xie Yu's genital organ wear and tear was too high a while ago, and Si Chen was caught up in other things and had no time to produce it. , let Xie Yu go through a period of "streaking" without a weapon, but——

"It's not working yet." Xie Yu was not used to it when he said this.

"Ah?" Si Chen didn't react, and hesitated, "I've given it to you...for almost a week, right? Is it so leisurely after being promoted to judge?"

According to the previous frequency, Xie Yu would have to consume a penis after fighting two or three times. Although he has been promoted now, according to Si Chen's understanding, the judge did not extradite the qualified task ghosts within the range of his body duty?It doesn't make sense that you can't meet a ghost for such a long time, right?What's more, there is Tian Xin this time, didn't they say that they had a fight when they met?

Lu Fen, who was lying on the armrest next to him, sneered, and his beard moved: "Who can touch the person I'm protecting?"

This time Si Chen didn't go to choke Lu Fen, he saw the smile and helplessness in Xie Yu's eyes clearly, and said to Lu Fen seriously: "Well, when I came, I wanted to snatch a table of fish so that you didn't have to eat it. , now it's all yours!"

However, when several people were sitting at the dining table and preparing to start, Si Chen and Xie Yu fell into a strange silence looking at the two grilled fish in the middle of the table.

This time, Guo Changshan specially showed off his cooking skills and invited a few people who had been running around for a while because of Tian Xin's affairs to have dinner. After asking Sichen Mengke, he went to the morning market to buy fresh meat, vegetables, fish, shrimp and vegetables. , There is a full table on the table, which is very rich.

Guo Changshan took the lead in toasting and said a few words. After clinking glasses, they didn't care about holding them. They greeted each other:

"Yu, take care of yourself and Mr. Lu, I've been cooking this grilled fish for a long time! How many girls at the BBQ in the yard praised my skills, try it!"

Xie Yu's chopsticks hesitated in mid-air, and he couldn't put his chopsticks down on the fish in the middle.

Meng Ke turned his head and asked Si Chen: "What's the matter? Didn't you say you would snatch all the fish on the table before you came?"

Si Chen's expression was a bit weird, his lips moved, and he coughed lightly: "I think Mr. Lu has worked hard recently, he protects Da Yuyu so well, how can I snatch these fish from him? I'm so ignorant Yes! I can eat shrimp as long as I can eat shrimp..."

As he spoke, he pushed Meng Ke's arm to keep his chopsticks away from the plate of grilled fish in the middle of the table.

Lu Fen's nose twitched: "It smells quite delicious, I didn't expect there is someone among us who can cook."

These words are indeed not polite, the smell of this fish really attracts cats.

Compared with Xie Yu's, it has a very peculiar fragrance.

Guo Changshan proudly raised his chin: "That is! A must-have skill for single men."

Xie Yu's chopsticks, which had been extended to the fragrant dried bamboo shoots, turned around, put the first chopsticks on the grilled fish in the middle of the table, picked up the eldest piece of fish, and put it in the bowl in front of Lu Fen.

Lu Fen buried the cat's head in the bowl and swallowed the thornless grilled fish in two mouthfuls, his eyes lit up.

good to eat!

Xie Yu saw satisfaction and liking in Lu Fen's eyes, raised his brows slightly, avoided Guo Changshan's repeated movements of wanting to pick up fish with his chopsticks, and swept most of the rice balls into Lu Maomao's bowl .

Guo Changshan worked hard for a long time without a single bite of fish. Not only did he not let him eat that one, Xie Yu also refused to let his chopsticks touch it. He turned his head to eat other dishes with a good temper, muttering and sighing: "Marry The water splashed by Dayuyu who went out, has a cat, forget brother, alas, I don't even deserve to eat fish..."

Meng Ke, who was also repeatedly pulled by Si Chen's clothes to prevent the fish from being caught, had already been keenly aware of something, and the chopsticks avoided the grilled fish very consciously and naturally.

Xie Yu pulled the other fish into Lu Fen's bowl, and smiled very gently: "Eat more if it tastes good."

Lu Fen stopped eating the fish, and the whole cat suddenly felt flattered.

The reason why he also wears a black cat shell at home is because he found that Xie Yu has a very high tolerance for fluffy creatures. He can be fed by meowing when he eats, and he will not be scolded for clinging to people when he usually pounces on him-but it turns out that Can cats be treated so well?

After a meal, Lu Fen finished a plate of grilled fish with a cat, and the other dishes on the table were also cleaned up by four big men.

After putting all the dishes into the dishwasher, Xie Yu sat on the sofa with a glass of water and asked Guo Changshan, "Did you go to the supermarket this morning?"

"The vegetables and meat in the supermarket are not as fresh as the market. When I went out for a morning run in the morning, I bought them at the morning market." Guo Changshan also sat down on the sofa, but Meng Ke took a bite of the apple that Meng Ke threw over him. He said vaguely, "The boss looks very kind, and it's five yuan cheaper to buy two."

"...Morning run? You?" Xie Yu's eyes were full of suspicion.

"I was kicked out by my dad for a morning run." Guo Changshan rolled his eyes, "I don't know which spy did the good thing, and sent my medical report for the past six months to the old man. My dad was waving a feather duster around his head that day. It’s just scolding, and I’m kicked out for morning exercises before five o’clock in the morning.”

Isn't it sub-health plus a little problem?No one has any minor ailments nowadays, let alone a profession like a doctor who can be called an old scalper.

I don't know why the old man is so sensitive to his physical condition.

Xie Yu: "emm...morning jogging is good, keep it up." Although Comrade Guo Changshan's lifespan is indeed not short, there are some things that are hard to say. ?

After eating and drinking, Lu Fen yawned loudly, resting his head comfortably on the pillow, pushing his two front paws under his body, and flicking the tip of his tail to tease Xie Yu's thigh.

Si Chen cleared his throat very solemnly, kept looking at Lu Fen who was lying comfortably on the sofa, and raised his voice to ask Guo Changshan: "Did you buy live fish? The stall owner is really kind. Is it missing so much?"

Guo Changshan swallowed the apple in his mouth: "That's right! But I think he gave discounts to everyone who came to buy fish. It must be a means of publicity! That row is the one where he buys the most fish. Hurry up, there were only four or five of them left in the pot when I bought them."

Lu Fen's tail didn't move, and his little black ears pricked up.

I always feel that the little boy on the opposite side is stuffy with something bad.

Why ask so much about fish?

"Tsk, today the fish is a bit dark and evil, no wonder our Mr. Lu eats it so deliciously." Si Chen raised his hand and scratched the side of his face, and gradually moved himself behind Meng Ke. There are not many people with this kind of evil spirit. The last time I saw it was in Miaojiang. Guess what? The Miao people over there used corpses to raise Gu, and threw the corpses into the pile of Gu insects to eat. Qi worms will carry this kind of evil spirit, and the snakes, insects, mice, ants, and scorpions raised in this way are very fierce!"

Lu Maomao's eyes widened for a moment, and she looked at Si Chen, who was hiding behind Meng Ke, poking out a pair of eyes to observe the enemy's situation, and then at Xie Yu, who was sitting beside him with a faint expression and a trace of innocence in his eyes. In the next second, it turned into a black lightning and rushed into the bathroom.

Guo Changshan, who was sitting on the small sofa, was already holding a half-eaten apple, so scared that he petrified on the spot.

Hearing the sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom, Xie Yu stood up and patted Guo Changshan on the shoulder as he passed the small sofa.

The apple that was gnawed so ugly fell from Guo Changshan's hand and rolled away. Guo Changshan suddenly turned around and held Xie Yu's hand, almost bursting into tears: "Yu, for saving my life, I wish I could die with my life!" Promise!"

If he ate that stuff, why not send himself into the freezer in the morgue and die peacefully?

Xie Yu shook off Guo Changshan's claws: "You should save your virginity for your future good sister."

As soon as he entered the bathroom, he saw Lu Fen turning on the faucet, and the little black cat's body lay limply on the ground.

Xie Yu bent down and picked up the little black cat on the ground and asked Lu Fen who was supporting the sink: "Are you okay? Others really can't touch that, but if you eat it, it will increase some evil spirits..."

Lu Fen's long curly hair fell loose, and he brushed the broken hair on his forehead with a handful of water, revealing a face with sharp edges and corners and finely crafted features. Smiling, with a dark light flowing in the deep eyes, the whole person is like an unpredictable, dangerous and beautiful beast.

The murderous aura pressing down from all directions locked on Xie Yu and pinned him in place in the bathroom so that he could not move.

Xie Yu's gentle face also disappeared, and he watched Lu Fen who was approaching step by step vigilantly.

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