Baby, it turns out that you are the gong

On the afternoon of the weekend, Ye Xiu's two followers were allowed to go out.

"Hey, did you come out?" Ye Xiu let the two of them into the room and went to the refrigerator to get a drink: "Coke, beer, or orange juice?"

"Hey, serve the wine quickly, I'm almost a monk!" Sun Jian kicked Ye Xiu's ass, but Ye Xiu nimbly avoided it.

Lin Cheng rolled his eyes straight: "You're the only one at home? Where's your cousin? Why don't you come out to pick up the guests?"

Ye Xiu smashed a can of beer into Lin Cheng's arms: "You're the only one who picks up customers if you're paralyzed, no, you're the most cowardly man!"

Sun Jian and Lin Cheng laughed loudly, and Sun Jian clicked his tongue: "Who said that there would be an extra person in the family? It turned out to be a good thing, and I bought you with a pot of soup. This is going to be in the last century." In the 40s, you were definitely a traitor and traitor."

Lin Cheng went over and patted Ye Xiu on the shoulder: "You can't blame Master Xiu, it's not like you don't know that his beauties don't touch the spring water. Poor child only solved the problem of food and clothing in the 21s. His position or something, if you have to discard it, just discard it!"

"Even what you drink can't stop your stinky mouths!" Ye Xiu dug out a big bag of snacks from the cabinet again: "Let's go, watch DVDs and play games!"

Lin Cheng and Sun Jian immediately geared up.

Ye Xiu was amused when he saw their faces, "I said, are you here to eat meat at my house?"

While rushing towards Ye Xiu's room, Sun Jian said, "You bastard, your family doesn't have a pretty little cousin!"

Ye Xiu punched it: "Fuck, what are you thinking bitch, you dare to think so much even if your bird is well developed!"

Sun Jian pulled down his trousers and hung up, "Want to compare?"

Lin Cheng gave a fuck and ignored Sun Jian's psychopath.

"You are really cheap." Ye Xiu also shook his head: "You play by yourself, we are not as stupid as you!"

"Fuck, what's the matter, are you afraid of being ashamed?"

The three rushed into Ye Xiu's room laughing and joking, Lin Cheng and Sun Jian were stunned as soon as they entered the room.

"Fuck!" The two said in unison: "Is this your kennel?"

Ye Xiu looked at it himself. The books were all on the bookshelf, the desk was clean, the quilt on the bed was spread out and not rolled into buns, and all the DVDs and magazines were put in the drawers. Be neat and tidy.

Sun Jian said: "I felt something was wrong when I entered the house just now. When can you use the word 'tidy' to describe your house?"

Lin Cheng nodded in agreement: "Even your dad's stinky socks and tie are gone, I'm really not used to it!"

Ye Xiu became angry from embarrassment: "Then why do you come to my house when you have nothing to do? Get out!"

"Hey!" Sun Jian said with a shy face, "If those two adults in my family are as merciful and merciful as your handsome men and beautiful women, I would be happy to live in the sewers, let alone the kennels."

Lin Cheng put the disc from his pocket into the drive of the computer, and winked at Ye Xiu: "It's a pity that she's not a snail girl, but a snail cousin, otherwise your mother would definitely keep her as your wife."

"Bah, mouth full of shit, let me tell you, it's enough to wash my master... Hey, what kind of dish, isn't this Japanese? Tokyo... hot? I'm stupid, this is, it is..."

Sun Jian covered Ye Xiu's mouth: "Don't yell, don't yell!"

Ye Xiu stared at the monitor, and tore off Sun Jian's hand: "Put your stinky hand away, isn't it just porn? Look at you, you've never seen it!"

Sun Jian laughed very meanly: "Aren't you being forced by them, come out and vent!"

Lin Cheng laughed again: "You are premature ejaculation!"

"Get out, I still remember how long it's been, hurry up and empty out the garbage in your mind!"

As soon as Sun Jian said this, Ye Xiu pulled back and fast-forwarded, a pair of snow-white big white rabbits popped out on the monitor, the three of them immediately held their breath, staring at the monitor without blinking, only the woman was left in the room. Panting until the bones are soft.

After a while, Sun Jian moved first and put his hand into his crotch.

Ye Xiu himself was quite angry, but he was not as impatient as Sun Jian, and kicked Sun Jian: "Go to the bathroom!"

"Fuck, I can bear it!" Sun Jian couldn't wait to get into the computer to watch it live, so he was willing to go to the bathroom.

Lin Cheng also kicked him, with disgust on his face: "Just like you, premature ejaculation is guaranteed."

Sun Jian yelled "Yeah", his eyes were straightened, and then Ye Xiu and Lin Cheng saw that he stopped his hands, they reacted, and laughed so hard that the little flame just now disappeared from laughter. up.

"It's all your fault!" Sun Jian took out a piece of paper and wiped his hands: "Young master could have lasted forever!"

Ye Xiu comforted him and said, "Little slut, don't worry, when you grow into a big slut, it will last forever!"

Sun Jian gritted his teeth viciously, and pointed at Ye Xiu and Lin Cheng: "Don't mention this matter again today, and whoever mentions it again will break up with you. Hurry up and format it consciously."

Lin Cheng said, "I've already lost my memory!"

Ye Xiu also raised his hand: "After formatting, everything is empty!"

Sun Jian: "Hmph, that's about the same!"

No one noticed, the door suddenly opened, and my cousin came in with a puzzled face: "What are you laughing at? I'm knocking..."

Ye Xiu jumped up from the bed almost like being electrocuted, his friends were stunned by the speed of his movement, he opened his arms, and covered the computer with his body in a foolish way.

It's a pity that he couldn't plug his uncle's ears at the same time, the cock full of sex, the crackling of the muscles colliding, and the unspeakable puff...

My cousin's face turned red all of a sudden, as if two clouds of clouds suddenly flew over.

"Haha, we just watched and played!" Ye Xiu said haha, turned around and turned off the computer pretending to be calm.

Lin Cheng came to his senses and said nonchalantly, "Why are you so nervous? He is older than us, so he must have been there!"

Ye Xiu glared at Lin Cheng. For some reason, he just didn't want his cousin to see that kind of scene.

Cousin was just a cloud in the sky that day, it was still white, different from them.

As for the difference, Ye Xiu couldn't figure it out, and didn't bother to think about it, anyway, he didn't allow his cousin to see it.

Seeing Ye Xiu's rare embarrassment, my cousin smiled, and turned his attention to Lin Cheng and Sun Jianjian: "Are you friends of Ah Xiu?"

Lin Cheng stood up: "You are the snail from Ye Xiu's family..." Ye Xiu flew over with a sharp look, and Lin Cheng quickly changed his words: "You are Ye Xiu's cousin, right? My name is Lin Cheng, and this is the grandson of the little bitch. Jian!"

When Sun Jian got up, he stepped on Lin Cheng's foot and greeted him politely: "Hello, cousin!"

The uncle's face froze for a moment. Before he was 20 years old, he had a group of nephews who were about the same height as him. It was really hard to calm down.

Lin Cheng is a man of color, so he slapped Sun Jian on the head: "What's your name, brother!"

Sun Jian quickly changed his words: "Hello, big brother!"

Now Ye Xiu couldn't calm down anymore: "Paralyze you two idiots, believe it or not, I'll throw you out the window to feed the dogs? Are you looking for smoke?"

Lin Cheng laughed straight: "You are you, we are us, and we don't expect you to be called my uncle, so don't be so nervous!"

"Get out!" Ye Xiu kicked Lin Cheng and Sun Jian, and gave his cousin a gloomy look, feeling that he was at a loss.

The uncle said with a good temper: "You can just call me Yunfan, it's okay, I'll cook right away, you stay and eat together!" Then he said to Ye Xiu: "Your mother went drinking with her sisters, you Dad said that the company had a social event, so he didn't come back for dinner."

"Understood!" Ye Xiu waved his hand straight: "Go cook, let's play a game!"

Cousin smiled and backed out.

Lin Cheng punched Ye Xiu: "Fuck, what is your attitude towards your cousin? Is he your old mother or your punching bag? Yun Fan has a good temper at first sight, don't bully him all the time, he Even though you eat your food and drink your food, don’t people help you cook and clean up the house? And he’s so handsome, if I had such a cool cousin, I’d definitely take him out for a while.”

Sun Jian only knew to agree: "That's right, but it would be even better if it was my cousin!"

Ye Xiu instinctively felt that Lin Cheng's mouth was full of clouds and clouds, and Yunfan's voice was extremely harsh, and he was very irritable: "Do you still eat my food? If you don't eat it, get out of here?"

"Eat, I still want to try Yunfan's craftsmanship!" Lin matured and turned out the handle familiarly: "What are you playing? I haven't played a game for a whole week, Master Xiu, you are better off!"

Sun Jian lay down on Ye Xiu's bed and yawned: "You play, I'm a little sleepy, take a nap first, and call me for dinner!"

Ye Xiu was overjoyed immediately: "Just one shot and it's gone, little bitch, go home and ask your mother to fix it up for you!"

Sun Jian threw a pillow at him: "If you mention it again, I'll fucking kill you!"

An hour later, my cousin's meal was ready.

With a table of dishes, three and a half adults and a cousin finished a whole pot of rice, Lin Cheng licked his mouth unsatisfied: "Yunfan, according to your usual way, how can we find a wife after the repair?" ah?"

Sun Jian was dumbfounded: "How do you say?"

"Stupid, how many girls know how to cook nowadays? And they still cook such delicious food..." Lin Cheng shook his head: "It is estimated that Master Xiu has been overshadowed by his mother, and he is used to home-cooked delicacies , can he still eat gutter oil?"

Sun Jian suddenly realized: "This is a problem, hey, Yunfan, you still have a younger sister..."

"Fuck, is that what you called Yun Fan? Uncle!" Ye Xiu slapped the table, his master was very angry.

"Why?" Lin Cheng and Sun Jian said in unison again, Lin Cheng said, "Yun Fan asked us to call!"

Ye Xiu stiffened his neck: "I just don't allow it, you have to call uncle, otherwise don't blame me for not copying your notes in the future, and don't even think about coming to my house to play games or eat in the future!"

Sun Jian looked at his cousin pitifully: "Uncle, just accept this evildoer!"

Lin Cheng: "Uncle, this kid really deserves a beating, please help us kill him!"

Ye Xiu said dejectedly, "Yun Fan is mine, so give up!"

"Fuck, why do you call him Yun Fan and not Uncle?"

Sun Jian nodded: "That's right, why?"

Ye Xiu gulped down the last sip of soup in the bowl: "What do I call my favorite, not convinced? Come and bite me!"

Lin Cheng said angrily, "Damn, people are under the roof..."

Sun Jian: "... I have to bow my head, my mouth is soft..."

Lin Cheng: "...Be soft on people!"

My cousin watched them quarrel while cleaning up the dishes, with a gentle and indulgent smile on the corner of his mouth, but his eyes behind the lens were full of loneliness and envy.