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"I don't dare to disturb you pair of global CPs at will." Kananzhong smiled, "Besides, it's great to be a resident guest, you can say whatever you want, and besides, I'm not going to Jingsheng's show for fun That's all."

"I feel that once Brother Nanzhong goes, our registration website will be stuck to the point of collapse." Jing Sheng rang the bell to let the waiter serve the food. "Let everyone experience the arrogance of the university course selection system again. They are worried about the threshold of our registration place." Will it flatten out?"

Kananzhong waved his hand, and said with an upstart tone: "It's okay, I will pay for the reconstruction after it is leveled."

"You local tyrant, take care of me!" Lai Kai stared wide-eyed, "I can wash and cook to warm the bed."

"Jing Sheng, Lai Kai has learned badly from being with you." Kananzhong, who was amused by Lai Kai's appearance, patted Jing Sheng's forehead lightly, "I remember that he was crushed and hurt by you in the past. , I was even made to cry by your venomous tongue. Now I am completely reborn and have such a resemblance to you."

"Brother Nanzhong, I'm wronged." Jing Sheng rubbed his forehead with a look of grievance, "It's purely because the butcher's knife of time has honed this guy's face. Really, my skin is so thin. It's all red."

Lai Kai pulled Jing Sheng's face horizontally, "It's already thirty and you still pretend to be wronged? Don't tell me, it's really red! You just rubbed your forehead with the strength of twisting a can, right? Brother Nanzhong , don’t listen to his nonsense, he relies on this mouth to support his family, and he will lead you to the outside of the moon in a few words, and the craters on the surface of the moon are all made by me on his mouth.”

Jing Sheng slapped Lai Kai's hand away, and now Lai Kai really turned red, "I didn't teach you to turn so politely and hurt me! What about the crater on the surface of the moon? That crater can be as big as three of you, besides , I didn’t know that you also bought a space flight to and from the moon?”

"You pair of live treasures!" Kananzhong smiled and covered his stomach, "My stomach hurts from laughing, and I saw that your mood value has improved a bit. But Lai Kai, there is no basis for saying things with age. I I'm 37 this year, but I can still act in idol dramas!"

"Did you hear me?" Jing Sheng twisted Lai Kai's ear, "A young boy who has never passed 30! This is a platform for [-]-year-old men to communicate. Hurry up and go out to see if our food is good!"

"Keep an inch." Lai Kai muttered in a low voice, stuck out his tongue at Jing Sheng and made a face, but still stood up and said to Kananzhong, "Brother Nanzhong, wait for me to serve you personally."

Seeing Lai Kai go out, before Jing Sheng could speak, Kananzhong directly said, "I heard about your work at the Sykes Film Festival, and it doesn't seem to have a very good influence there. What's the matter?" If you need help, just ask, although I'm dead, but the connections I should have are still there."

"It's not a big deal." Jing Sheng scratched his hair, "Don't worry about such a small matter, I can take care of it myself." He saw Kananzhong frowned slightly, and directly used the ultimate magic weapon to act coquettishly, "It's okay, Brother Nanzhong, you are really serious. One or two people who are celebrating the Chinese New Year come to ask me about this. I am also a figure in the circle. Don't worry about this. It's you! What did you say all of a sudden? If you want to participate in my show, I will be scared to death!"

"Your program registration process doesn't allow me to pass?" Kanan raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with me? I can't have the right to pursue happiness?"

"As far as you are concerned, if you want to find a other half, just mention it casually, and you can choose from all kinds of things around you. It's not impossible to be on our show, I just feel..." Jing Sheng rubbed his head , a little embarrassing.

On the contrary, Kanan said clearly: "Do you think my status is too high? Is your show so popular? I have been out of acting for more than five years now. The entertainment industry is a place with a relatively fast metabolism. All kinds of small fresh meat Appeared, a person like me who doesn’t have many works has long been lost in the crowd. Besides, I’m on your show this time just to find such a person to live with, but I never plan to come back.”

"Brother Nanzhong, you've already said that, but I don't have any worries at all." Although Jing Sheng's expression was still somewhat disapproving, it was more of an attitude of indifference, "Don't say anything else, our program The quality of the guests is really first-class! All of them have been carefully selected by me, and if you like what you like, I will find it for you!"

"Okay, little matchmaker, I will leave my future happiness to you." Kananzhong said jokingly.

Jing Sheng waved his hand, "This is what it should be. Why do you still mention this about our friendship? Why hasn't Lai Kai come back yet? Did he do it himself?" Jing Sheng got up and said to Kananzhong, "I Go see him, I'm always skeptical of his cooking."

Kanan said irrefutably: "Go, I still have a deep memory of his sweet and sour pork ribs."

Jing Sheng opened the door of the box and saw Lai Kai standing not far from him. The place was very conspicuous, and with Lai Kai who was already conspicuous, even so, Jing Sheng knew that Lai Kai was definitely not standing at the door of the kitchen.

"You're standing here comprehending life. Are you full of comprehension?" Jing Sheng walked over and patted Lai Kai on the back. Anyway, he didn't have much energy left. Lai Kai's dull expression turned into grinning, showing his strength Seems good.

"I'm in a daze! Do you understand in a daze? Because we arrived so suddenly, we had to prepare a lot of dishes first, and I couldn't bear to disturb the conversation of your 30-year-old mature men, so I had to experience the 45-degree temperature in a bright place. Bright sadness." Lai Kai bent over with a ferocious expression, "Jing Sheng! Are you Mario who grew up eating spinach?"

Jing Sheng rolled his eyes at the literary youth in front of him, "Don't pretend, don't laugh, hold back, the wrinkles around your eyes will appear in a while."

"You're enough." Lai Kai straightened up, with a helpless expression on his face, "You just let Brother Nanzhong sit alone and cold in the private room?"

"If you, a small food worker, were efficient, I'm afraid such a tragic scene would not have happened." Jing Sheng thought of something, and his expression became serious, "I have already agreed with Brother Nanzhong to participate in our program. It seems that this time He should be real."

Lai Kai's eyes widened when he heard these words, and he lowered his voice as if he had done something bad, and said, "You are crazy! He came so once that he really killed someone! You still have to send him to Push it into the fire pit!"

Jing Sheng also lowered his voice and said in dissatisfaction: "Is this a serious program? Besides, putting him under our noses is not better than him going out and finding someone casually? Me and you, we are double Weiwei, why are you worried? Brother Nanzhong is 37 years old, what's wrong with looking for someone to accompany him? You still want him to be lonely and satisfied for the rest of his life!"

"Can you stop misinterpreting my meaning?" Lai Kai said helplessly, "It's not like you don't know, Brother Nanzhong..." Before he finished speaking, Jing Sheng interrupted him.

"You also said that it was that period of time, what can change in five years? Besides, I didn't see that Brother Nanzhong was interested in that person from the beginning to the end! Besides..." Jing Sheng glanced at the door of his box, The voice was lowered, "Everyone has passed away. I have a normal relationship with that person. I know you have a good relationship, but it's useless at this time. What's more, that person committed suicide."

"That's the way it is said. What happened at the beginning was quite a sensation. You just agreed to let Brother Nanzhong publicly appear on variety shows..." Lai Kai still felt a little hesitant, "If some radicals molecular……"

"So I'm ready to at least double the number of security guards for the show." Jing Sheng took Lai Kai's arm, "Brother Nanzhong has been in the circle for a long time and has a wide network of contacts. If there is anything I'm afraid we don't need to worry about accidents. I just want to know when our food will be served, and I'm going to starve to death."

"I fried two eggs." Lai Kai smiled inwardly with a straight face, "I still feel full now."

"Eat alone and let me know on purpose." Jing Sheng squinted at Lai Kai, and the next moment he looked disdainful, "Forget it, the eggs you fried may not look much better, and you are not born with cooking. Don't expect too much skill points."

Lai Kai refused to accept: "Yes! Eat!"

"It's too bad that your taste is so low." Jing Sheng put down his hand holding Lai Kai's arm, "You can also eat raw eggs. Whether it's delicious or not is edible are two concepts. Your Chinese physical education teacher taught it." Are you ok?"

"Go in and eat!" Lai Kai opened the box door and threw Jing Sheng into the door, "I'll go to the kitchen by myself!"

"What are you doing?" Kanan in the box waved, "All the dishes are ready, Lai Kai, where are you going?"

Jing Sheng walked in swaggeringly, and said to Kananzhong nonchalantly, "Brother Nanzhong, don't worry about him, I said a few truths that are so sweet, he wants to go to the kitchen to cook for himself right now to thank me."

"Thank you for not making me worthless?" Lai Kai snorted coldly, and followed Jing Sheng in, "Brother Nanzhong, I've really had enough now, they are all mature men over thirty, I Seeing that Jingsheng is the only one who was eaten by bugs."

"Because I'm sweet, bugs gnaw on me." Jing Sheng sat on the chair with a sullen expression on his face. "Natural hormone-free and pesticide-free."

"You two say a few more words, I guess I'm going to be full." Kananzhong smiled and took a bite of fish, "You two really don't stop every time you meet, when will you calm down? , I guess the world is at peace."

"I can talk about the philosophy of life with him from poetry and poetry." Jing Sheng turned his head and glanced at Lai Kai, still silently pointing his chopsticks at the fish, "but don't expect me to watch the sky, the snow, and the moon with him. "

Lai Kai deliberately clamped his chopsticks on the meat that Jing Sheng was looking forward to, and moved his lips and said, "The ghost will talk to you about the philosophy of life!"

"Okay, you guys, is Xiu En'ai looking for a fight in front of me?" Kananzhong put the chopsticks next to the plate, with a sullen face. "It's enough to look happy at the beginning, you guys haven't finished yet, have you?"

The actor's acting skills are that before Kanan Zhong didn't laugh, both Jing Sheng and Lai Kai were frozen in time and dared not move.

"Does this scare you?" Kananzhong laughed, showing his white and neat teeth, and rubbed Jing Sheng's head with his hand, "Okay, I'm just kidding, you are big names now, I can even make a joke gone?"

"No no no no no no no no no!" Lai Kai shook his head dizzy from side to side, "Brother Nanzhong, your acting skills will be a classic in our hearts in ten years' time."

Kananzhong pinched Jing Sheng's nose, and said amusedly, "It's really hard for you to remember that I played tricks on you at the dinner table in another ten years."

"I will remember it all my life." Jing Sheng made a strange voice because his nose was pinched, but this did not stop him from speaking, "You played tricks on me twice at the dinner table."

Lai Kai stuffed a small slice of steamed bun into Jing Sheng's mouth, and turned his face away in horror, "Stop talking, your opening is not much different from that of an eunuch."

Kananzhong let go of his hand and saw that Jing Sheng stared at Lai Kai with wide eyes and couldn't hear what he said. He said suspiciously: "I heard Jing Sheng say 'Get out', and then what else."

Lai Kai didn't care what Jing Sheng said, "Basically it's something like 'Have you heard what the eunuchs said', don't worry about him, let's enjoy this moment when the world is clean. Brother Nanzhong, eat more Son."