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"Five-good young man, you ghost!" Jing Sheng kicked Lai Kai just in time for the elevator door to open. "I still remember you saying that you drew turtles on the windows of other people's children since you were a child."

"At that time I was young and frivolous, and my three views had not been corrected, but when I was about to get a stable three views, I met you. Then did you hear that?" Lai Kai put his hands on his heart and faced Jing Sheng, Showing a painful expression on his face.

Seeing him like this, Jing Sheng felt that he and the older children with low IQ simply couldn't communicate, and there was a generation gap.

But Lai Kai didn't let him go: "Didn't you hear the sound of the three views being broken?"

Jing Sheng shook his head with a helpless expression: "I really didn't hear it, which means that you don't have the three views to break. And to be honest, I really think that you should just take your modeling path and it will be smooth sailing. Don't talk about other things. , It’s because you really don’t have any talent in acting, it looks like you’re really happy. And it’s like hearing a bad joke.”

"I want to confuse your humorous face." Lai Kai gritted his teeth and walked to the door of Jingsheng's house, and directly reached out to take the key from Jingsheng's coat pocket, "That's why I put up with your character, otherwise no one will talk to you every minute Suffocate you."

Jing Sheng raised his hands and asked Lai Kai to take the house key without any resistance, "Yes, thank you my little friend, thank you to the Yellow Flower Planet for giving me this opportunity to know you, and thank you uncle and aunt for giving birth to such a humorous companion I play and be played by me."

Lai Kai opened the door and threw the key on Jing Sheng, accompanied by a word of anger: "Get lost!"

The movie that Jing Sheng and Lai Kai watched was Kanan Zhong’s final work, and it was also the key work that won the Lifetime Achievement Award-"I Suicided 21 Times".

When dealing with the male god, the two of them obviously changed their appearance, they were focused and serious, and they didn't quarrel any more childishly. It may have something to do with the fact that they had quarreled too many times when the movie was released.They sat on the carpet against the sofa, side by side, moving casually, but did not talk.

Until the end of the film, the protagonist played by Kananzhong is lying on his back on the roof. The sky is covered with dark clouds that are about to rain, and the faint lightning can still be seen from the southernmost side. But above Kananzhong’s head, the sun Still, the last ray of sunlight spilled from the gap on one side of his face.Slowly, slowly, he closed his eyes, smiling.

The movie is suddenly completely black, showing an 'end' occupying the center of the entire screen.

"It's not the same as when I watched this movie a few years ago." Jing Sheng bumped into Lai Kai's shoulder and said after seeing the end of the final credits, "I feel that the last scene really hopes for a little more."

"The real scenery that is rare in a hundred years, when the director was filming, he waited for this day for three whole months." Lai Kai tilted his head slightly and bumped into Jing Sheng's head. Sit together with your heads leaning on each other. "However, the final profit is estimated to make the director wait three years before filming. It doesn't matter."

"It's a pity that there's more than one movie left in the end." Jing Sheng thought of Sunshine Little Tail who was following the male god at that time, "That person was too involved in the drama, but he completed No.20's second suicide."

"So I'm really glad that I didn't choose to go to the art test to be an actor." Lai Kai's voice sounded relaxed, "I am a person who is responsible for my work and easily infected. Becoming a schizophrenic patient is scary even thinking about it.”

Jing Sheng couldn't care less about being despised by Lai Kai's increasingly shameless behavior, he just said a question, "Didn't you choose to be a model because you didn't get accepted in the art test?"

Lai Kai pretended to be stupid: "...Did I say that?"

"When you were a five-good youth."

"Oh, people always have to look forward, don't bring up the past, let it go with the wind." Lai Kai patted Jing Sheng on the shoulder, stood up from the carpet, "Why don't you get up?"

Jing Sheng stretched out his hand to Lai Kai, "...help me, my leg is numb."

Lai Kai stretched out his hand with a suppressed smile, not forgetting to add insult to injury: "Yes."

In a few days, Jing Sheng was hacked as everyone expected. Except for the insider Lai Kai, the half-informed Liao Xiaoxiao, and the slightly aware insider Kan Nanzhong, who said that he would wait and watch the excitement. Or less a greeting.

Among them is the greeting from actor Krugers: "The gossip reporter is too nonsense, my relationship with you is deadlocked? Then they must have missed the scene of us drinking together until the early morning, next time I will take you to try a The newly produced cocktails are so strong that we shed tears!"

Jing Sheng replied: "Wait for the fact that you shed tears, I suspect that there are onions in the wine."

Including a phone call from the program director: "I've been waiting for you to come out for so long, and finally I've waited for your current trick of two men competing for one woman!"

Jing Sheng replied: "I have known you for so many years and finally confirmed that your glasses are above [-] degrees."

Including the message from Qingguatai Zhentaizhibao: "I hope that the disaster caused by your part-time job can be solved before the third episode of the program airs. After all, it is Taili that provides you with five insurances and one housing fund."

Jing Sheng, who was almost frightened, replied: "Hey, I promise to complete the task."

Of course, there are also program guests, singles and those with family members who send greetings together, which is the only normal concern: "Brother Jing Sheng, don't worry, we support you."

Facing the support of these little angels, Jing Sheng responded calmly: "Thank you, those who clean up will clean up themselves."

When he replied to this message, Lai Kai was sitting next to him and peeping. Seeing this sentence, he curled his lips from the bottom of his heart. By the way, he despised this group of people's overestimation of Jing Shengjie's manliness.

"Would you like to kill the Screen Peeping Party?" Jing Sheng held Lai Kai's head against the back of his phone and pushed him aside, "Don't make trouble around me, go back to your own home!"

"Can you change your bad habit of throwing away when you're done using it?" Lai Kai leaned back and gently pushed Jing Sheng's phone aside with his index finger, "As a person who used to be stupid and cared about you without knowing the truth, I can't have A chance to get to know you scheming bitch up close... I was wrong, you are educating others."

Jing Sheng put down the pillow that was about to be thrown, and such a slight movement shook the goose feathers on the bed.

"When can you throw away your fluffy pillow? You're really happy to clean up the fluffy hairs." Lai Kai shook the white hairs that were spread and fell on his body, and frowned, "You're okay to put it away On the sofa, if someone who used it as a cushion went back and covered it with fur, would you be okay with it?"

Jing Sheng turned his head, with a look of pitiful people on his face, "You are the only one who can make this mistake in my house, really. And I never clean the living room by myself, I have a part-time job. After all, I am busy with my salary. And I really, really want to kick you out for knocking on my door early in the morning. If you don't keep your mouth shut."

"I'm concerned about you. Look at the comments of your black fans. What kind of female star Jing Sheng is able to host the Sykes Film Festival with his own fame? There are also this and this..." Lai Kai He leaned over and pointed to the web page on Jingsheng’s computer, “Gold medal host, in terms of professionalism and moral standards! The one at the bottom is simply black on the map. Where is the basic respect for women as a gay patient? After all, you will never can't have a baby..."

Jing Sheng turned the computer screen to the side, "I have eyes, my international supermodel, you have been here for the past two days to read posts that despise me, and you are so happy that your face is smiling like a chrysanthemum! Are you afraid that I will become angry from embarrassment?"

"I'm afraid you'll be bored, so I'm telling you a joke." Lai Kai arranged Jingsheng's computer, facing the two of them again, "Look, aren't these posts occupied by your true love? It’s our true love for you, we skipped it, and then the second one about your true love almost told your three-year-old grandma to cross the road, and I haven’t clicked on the last map post.”

"I think the third floor of the last post is right." Jing Sheng leaned over after hearing what Lai Kai said, and singled out the post on the third floor.

Looking at Jing Sheng's appearance, Lai Kai felt that it was probably a fraud, so he shut up and just read it.

"3l: Just ask Lai Kai to install an artificial womb, what kind of woman do you want?"

Lai Kai's face darkened, but at this time Jing Sheng smiled and pushed him, "I really think this suggestion is good, the children are so cute, it would be great to have one."

Lai Kai squinted at him, and said through his teeth: "Why didn't you give birth?"

Jing Sheng continued to click on the post, and Lai Kai followed his finger to see the No.15 building.

"15l: Same as the third floor, with the blue sky above Jing Laidang's head."

"Could you take a closer look at the post, from the sixth floor to the thirteenth floor are Lai Jing party rebuttals?" Lai Kai almost pressed the computer screen to Jing Sheng's nose for him to read.

Jing Sheng pushed the computer away, without any embarrassment or anger at being exposed: "I just like the unique cold CP, it's so willful, except that the other half of the CP is you, which makes me not very refreshing."

"Me? What's wrong with me?" Lai Kai thumped Jing Sheng's shoulder, "I'm also a global supermodel, okay? Can you stop verbally attacking me every day? Despise me, belittle me, and insult me!"

Jing Sheng didn't take it seriously: "Pretend to be wronged? Do you really think that pretending to be wronged can scare me?" In the end, Lai Kai just turned his face away, sighed deeply, and didn't even refute him a word.

"...you really scared me." Jing Sheng was frightened, he looked at Lai Kai as if he picked it up from some trash can, he even touched Lai Kai's head at this time head, and said cautiously: "Being stimulated to be stupid? Don't be like this. Although I always say that your IQ is problematic, your IQ is really better than a six-year-old child, and on par with a 12-year-old boy. Give yourself A little confidence..."

"Get out! Get out! Get out!" Lai Kai cursed Jing Sheng with his back turned.

Just when Jing Sheng leaned forward to Lai Kai, Lai Kai, who was still angry just now, snatched the pillow behind him and smeared Jing Sheng's face, smiling like a fool when Jing Sheng couldn't see it.

"I want to label you as childish." Jing Sheng spat out the goose feather in his mouth, "Really, I didn't lie to you."

"How are you better than me?" Lai Kai blew on the hair that fell on his collar, "But why are you unhappy with my CP?"

Jing Sheng lowered his head and brushed the hair on his head. Hearing this sentence, he said casually, "You won't press me down."