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"The so-called weakness can be deceived? Perhaps this word does not necessarily make sense."

There is a photo on the screen, a boy who looks like he is only five or six years old, holding a toy white bear in his left hand, and a middle-aged woman is leading his right hand. Facing the camera, the boy seems to be a little scared, with his lips tightly pursed, looking at the camera Just recorded this scene, no smiling children and embarrassed smiling women.

"When I was very young, I raised a rabbit, the first pet in the true sense. It was ugly and hairless when it was born. At that time, I thought that I must also be born like this, so I was recognized as a rabbit. My father abandoned me. Then I watched the rabbit grow up and become fluffy and cute day by day. But until this time, my father never came to see me."

"After knowing that I am sensible, I realized that I am an illegitimate child, a child born to a mother and a married man."

"I hate this title from the bottom of my heart, but I can't do anything about it. The things of the parents' life will always be accumulated on the children, and these children, including me, are a burden of guilt."

"My hometown is a small town with little construction. Of course, it is impossible for me to go back now. I don't like the insults that filled my whole childhood, but I am grateful for this place from the bottom of my heart, because here, I have the strength to move forward bravely, and I get it from the belittling voices of others."

"I don't have a regular company now, but I have regular customers, and my annual income can be above 50. I have a house in the city center, more than 60 square meters, and the mortgage has been paid off last month. I have talked about two Two boyfriends, but one is unfortunately allergic to animal fur, and the other is because of too little time together."

"My career predestined that I can't be in one place quietly. I need to follow my boss everywhere. As a lover of fluff, please make sure you don't have allergies first."

"My name is Wang Qing, I'm 23 years old, and I'm looking for a boyfriend with the idea of ​​living together."

At the end of the short film is still a photo. In the photo, the young man is smiling and showing his canine teeth, holding the same toy white bear in his hands.

"Okay, the short film of our little translator is over. It seems that our resident guests seem to have something to discuss with the guests, and the time is still left to you." Jing Sheng retreated beside Lai Kai. This time the show The group did not give him a 'royal throne', but prepared an identical sofa next to Lai Kai to sit on.

"You turned over?" Lai Kai laughed and teased Jing Sheng after he sat down.

"Every episode needs a small bright spot. This episode already has such a blinding luminous body as Brother Nanzhong. It would be boring to let me sit on a small yellow stool." Jing Sheng let his back rest on the sofa comfortably On the back, it still prevents you from being in front of everyone, so you should pay attention to your own image, "Why do you have such a disappointed expression?"

Lai Kai pointed to the center of the stage and said in a low voice, "Look at your show carefully. You're already thirty. Let's see how these little fresh meat find a partner? Are you so old that you are still single and have the nerve to do this show?" ?”

Jing Sheng glanced at him, and said nonchalantly, "Brother Nanzhong is 37 now, besides, I'm not in a hurry, after all, I want to find a Xipi that I can overwhelm."

"That's a coincidence, me too." Lai Kai shrugged, "It couldn't be more coincidental."

And when Jing Sheng and Lai Kai were bickering childishly in the corner of the stage, the atmosphere on the stage was also enthusiastic.

"At first, I always thought that this fuzz control was our veterinarian's dish, but after he really introduced himself, I realized that I might be wrong." Brother Jack Su said, "Because we should be the number zero pair in the audience. Bar?"

After seeing the guests nodding, the veterinarian said from the side: "I also want to find a number one."

"How can I say that the personality of the guest is actually very good." Brother Jack Su continued. "It looks very docile, but I have my own ideas and will not be manipulated by others. But it may be because of my work. I now open a small cafe by myself. The store is not big, and I usually take care of it by myself. , the lover I want to find is the type who can directly be my cafe proprietress."

"If it is impossible to have career and love together, I will not choose to give up my career." The little translator said, "Maybe it has something to do with my own life experience. I am not a person who is particularly easy to believe in love."

"I have a question to ask." As soon as Kananzhong opened his mouth, he was covered by the screams of the audience, so he waved his hand, "Sorry, please be quiet. I want to ask the little translator, your first two Which party proposed the breakup for any boyfriend?"

"The other party." The little translator smiled and did not evade the question, and answered calmly, "I cherish every relationship, unless it is irretrievable, otherwise I will not take the initiative to bring it up, although until now I have not taken the initiative to bring up the breakup Chance."

"Then how long did each relationship last? Can you tell me?" Kananzhong asked with concern.

Lai Kai leaned over and whispered to Jing Sheng, "Brother Nanzhong doesn't really like this little fluffy translator, does he?"

"If that's true, I guess Brother Nanzhong is going to kick a piece of iron here." Jing Sheng also replied in a low voice, "The fluff control little translator has a dream lover here, don't look at me so surprised , I'm a planner, so why do I have to go through the motions to ask some questions, we have only so many resident guests, and almost every guest who chooses has a type he likes on it."

The little translator is answering Kananzhong's question on the stage: "My first relationship was only two months, and the second relationship lasted for two years."

"Actually, I also have a question about your own private affairs." The domineering president who hadn't said anything before said, "Do you know who your biological father is now?"

"I don't know, and I never want to ask about this question." The translator smiled. I am afraid that he has been asked this question many times, and it can no longer give him a strange feeling. I was married when I was with a foreigner, and my introductory French teacher should be him, but after they had a new life a year later, I never appeared in their family again."

Jing Sheng looked at the time, walked onto the stage and stood beside the fluffy control translator, "The time for free discussion has passed, but the current situation is not the final result, what else does our little translator want to say now , you can speak your mind.”

The little translator first glanced at the dark guest seat opposite, and then forced a smile: "I'm standing here today, but I don't have any special hesitation, and I don't worry about my background being exposed in front of the public, because I think I stand here, and what I say is to my other half, everything I have, and I don’t feel ashamed to say it to my other half.”

After he finished speaking, Jing Sheng looked at the guest seat who still had no response, and felt a little regretful: "It seems that our first guest..."

Before he finished speaking, a light suddenly lit up in the originally dark guest seat opposite.

Jing Sheng paused for two seconds, and swallowed what he wanted to say before changing his words: "... I think that after the reform of this program, the test is the host's ability to face the scene. I don't want to say that I saw the lights come on. The moment was not cheering but frightened, okay?"

"Brother Jingsheng, to be honest, I was also scared stupid." The smile on the little translator's face couldn't be fake, "I didn't expect someone to turn on the light for me at this last moment."

"Yeah, I also want to talk about our only domineering president who is stationed in the third episode." Lai Kai also stood up from the sofa and applauded the audience, "In the first episode, you turn off the lights, our little otaku It was crisp and neat at the time, and you have been hanging your appetite in this episode of the show until the end? What about your domineering demeanor?"

"When choosing the other half, I think being straightforward is not necessarily a good behavior. You have to know whether this person can accompany you for the rest of your life, or can give you short-term happiness, or what he leaves for you is to make you happy." You feel that your head is flooded with unbearable memories." The domineering president stood up and said, "I am not holding my appetite, but I am responsible for the little translator. Of course, I am also responsible for myself. In fact, when I first watched the short video At that time, the little translator was not my favorite type, but in the following conversation, including the last paragraph he said, I felt that he was worthy of me. Maybe there will be better ones in the future, but I have no plans Miss this one."

"I turn on the lights, get up, and now it's just a word, would you like to live with me?" The domineering president walked off the stage, stood on the opposite side of the stage thinking about fluff control and stretched out his hand, "I don't have animal fur allergies, but my time I'm afraid I can't keep animals."

"It's okay." The fluffy control translator smiled and showed two small canine teeth, "I just need a plush toy."

The gentle veterinarian who was sitting on the seat of the resident guest stood up and said, "Don't worry, the overbearing president can contract the entire plush toy factory to you."

The audience roared with laughter. In the blessing of such laughter, the little translator and the overbearing arbitration left hand in hand.

"It's great to see these young children. Sitting with them makes me feel decades younger." Mr. Jiexiu said meaningfully, "But don't think that I'm just here for soy sauce. I'm 45 years old. All of you old gays mentioned above can come and contact me, and we will write a chapter of Twilight Love together.”

"It seems that our old Mr. Jiexiu can't wait to see everyone being led away one by one." Jing Sheng motioned the big screen to scroll, "Then we don't hesitate, special guest, this is your special right. "

"Stop!" Lai Kai, who also had special rights, said with a smile as he looked at the photos on the large screen that stopped scrolling, "Xia Mian, 27 years old."

"Okay, this kid named Xia Mian can come on stage." Jing Sheng looked at the big screen and said, "Time is limited, if you don't come up, I will keep scrolling on the big screen. Three, two..."

"Here!" A hand swayed in the audience, "I am here!" The owner of the hand saw half of his body in the crowd, and then the whole body appeared in front of Jing Sheng, "Sorry, I just picked up the a phone call."

"It's okay, I'm just saying three two one, and I haven't called one yet." After pulling this guest onto the stage, Jing Sheng smoothed out the folds of his clothes from the pushing just now. Introduce yourself, the camera is in front."

"Hi everyone, my name is Xia Mian, and I'm an art teacher in a vocational college now." Xia Mian put on the headset and said, "I didn't expect to be able to draw me, so I didn't react when I saw the name. I I was answering the phone at the time, and the friend on the other side told me it was me. I came to this show because of this friend."

Jing Sheng helped him tidy up the headset, and asked casually, "Friends in the circle?"

"No, a female friend." Xia Mian explained, "Although I am not a rotten girl, it does not discriminate against my sexual orientation."

"Okay, our bewildered university teacher, please take your place." Jing Sheng looked at him after he sat down, as if he just remembered, "Speaking of which, our next guest is also introduced by a friend Yes. Applause welcomes the second guest!"