The world's first same-sex dating show

The big screen didn't pause because of the guest's mood, and then the cartoonist's blushing face appeared, holding a small picture book in his hand, and the fingers holding the picture book turned slightly white due to nervousness.

"That professor. I don't know what to say. I just think that you are the best to me except my parents since I was a child. I know that my reflex arc is a bit long, and I can't say anything particularly sweet. , so I drew down what I wanted to say to you and put it at the bottom of your closet. I don’t know when you will see it. If Brother Jing Sheng didn’t lie to me, I think you might not be able to see it all the time, because I Two days ago, I said that I will organize my closet by myself." The cartoonist stuck out his tongue secretly as if he had done something bad.He turned his head to look back, and whispered, "I love you," when he noticed no one was there.

Jing Sheng covered his mouth and sat on the sofa, his eyes crooked when he laughed, obviously he played all these guests, but they all laughed together.

Afterwards, the music professor appeared on the screen, and he smiled and said, "We are all a family now, and I have never said anything particularly sweet to you, although I feel that if I say something particularly emotional, you will You may not be able to understand it. So I will take this opportunity of the tree hole, and I will say something that you may not understand. I respect marriage very much, and I consider it carefully, so I chose you. You have to be right I have confidence, and I also have confidence in myself. In fact, if it is the two of us, the one with low self-esteem should be me. I am 11 years older than you. You still have a lot of time to enjoy, but because I am afraid, I use it so quickly. Marriage binds you, I am selfish and inferior, so being able to get you has been my blessing in the past few lifetimes."

The cartoonist stared at the screen with his eyes wide open, but the music professor covered his eyes and turned his head to his side, leaning over and kissing his nose.

"Okay, is it my turn?" The cameraman scratched his hair and appeared on the screen, "The host asked me to say a few hypocritical words that make my skin crawl, I think this question is simply too embarrassing I’m sorry. When I was making an album before, the words on it were also written by the girls in the studio. What should I say to Qi Shen? Say that I’m all because of him? If he doesn’t Being with me is the best scum in the world? Just kidding, after all, this is my own choice, and adults are responsible for every decision they make, including feelings. But I think he and I should be quite compatible, I really hope we can stay together for a long time.”

Immediately after the photographer was a veteran standing in front of the 'tree hole'. He stood there like a gun with a hidden edge, but now he showed a touch of shyness, "I don't know what to say to him , I am a person who is particularly good at communicating. When I am with Wang Ye, I mostly listen to him talk about his travels. He is..."

Jing Sheng's voice came from behind: "You take that tree hole as your 'road', which little fairy are you talking about now?"

On the big screen, the veteran's ears turned red, "He...you have a vitality that I don't have in you, like a burning fire. I envy you for this temperament, and I envy you for most of the time you walked alone. The world. I don't want myself to bind you, so I hope that half of the world you haven't walked through can have half of my figure. It's you, I'm lucky."

The applause from the audience never stopped. Before the shadow of the makeup artist appeared on the big screen, Jing Sheng and the others heard the cameraman teasingly bumping the veteran's shoulder: "Where is that passage of yours? Found it on the website?"

The makeup artist appeared on the big screen amidst the laughter.He first straightened his clothes facing the 'tree hole', then cleared his throat with a light cough twice, "I have something to tell you, Doctor Wen, although your egg fried rice is delicious, but why do you put chopped green onion? You must have done it on purpose. Although you go home obediently every day, why did you put your cold hands on my warm belly? Well, even though I didn’t sleep at that time, you must have done it on purpose. Our Work is very busy, and most of the time our working hours are completely separated, I usually work at night, but I still remember when I saw you waiting for me at the door after work that night, I At that time, I had a naive feeling of wanting to be with you forever. I thought, ah, this is the person I am waiting for. So you don’t have to work too hard. When you come back at night, my warm belly will still hug you. "

Marysu smiled and rubbed the makeup artist's stomach, and said in a low voice, "There's no meat, it's not soft and it's not easy to pinch."

Jing Sheng rubbed his face that was a little stiff from laughing all the time, and said to the two people opposite him in a serious warning tone: "*** is not allowed in public!"

The makeup artist turned his head and stuck out his tongue at Jing Sheng, and then looked at the big screen, where his doctor Wen was smiling.

"Quanquan, let me show you how cute it is first." Mary Sue smiled and blinked, "Although the host said it was a tree hole, I know he can't tell the truth, such as what I said now Just ringing in your ears intact, maybe you can still see my handsome face, well, I’m just kidding. I’ve already invited you for a [-]-day long vacation, so I solemnly invite you How about you and I go on honeymoon? If the host is really reliable, what I said was really just thrown into a tree hole and I can’t get out... Then you should be able to see me at the end of the show You put two tickets to Venice in your coat pocket today, and I will also learn from photographers and their little romance." Mary Sue's smile became brighter and brighter, "When I saw you, I thought I should Be better, be better, this is a kind of... um... fate, we will be fine together, believe me."

Lai Kai bumped Jing Sheng's shoulder quietly, Jing Sheng didn't look at him, but stared at the little preschool teacher who had come out from the screen.

The preschool teacher stood in front of the tree hole, frowning: "Okay, tell the truth. Although I think I have told you, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. There is a man whose child calls him daddy. I have never paid attention to it, except you. Maybe it is the magnetic field problem of similar people, so I am actually very happy after I am with you, especially Linlin is very cute, I may be a little slow about feelings Shoot, but I like the life with you, and I hope it can continue like this forever."

The screen went black for two seconds, and then I saw my dad standing in front of the tree hole holding the cute thing.

"Say hello to Teacher Achu." Dad said to the little cute thing, "Ask if Teacher Achu likes you?"

"Teacher Ah Chu likes me the most!" Xiao Mengwu frowned, "Teacher Ah Chu likes me the most, and then Dad."

Daddy tickled the little cute creature's little nose, and then faced the big screen, "I don't know what to say, but I think that during the more than a month of being together, Linlin and I have both I really like the feeling of getting along with you, but I don’t know if you also like living with us. Maybe sometimes I always have a feeling that you hide your thoughts deeply. I don’t know that although you are smiling today Face us, but maybe you are feeling irritable because of work. I know you don't want or like to take work or other things home, but we don't want you to hide everything in your heart, after all, I hope that between us The relationship between the two can be maintained forever. Both Linlin and I like you very much, and Linlin also hopes to call you Ah Chu's father."

Seeing the end, the kindergarten teacher looked at the daddy pursing his lips, a little at a loss: "I..."

Daddy gently tapped his lips, and said in a low voice, "It's nothing, Linlin and I are waiting for you here. We are a family."

At this point, the big screen was completely darkened, and the lighting engineer continued to turn on the lights in the center of the stage.Jing Sheng pays attention to the current time, there are still 10 minutes to eleven o'clock.

He straightened up and said to the five pairs of guests opposite who were exchanging feelings: "Okay, the last session of our guests has come to an end, so it's not long before you go home, please control your physical needs , There are so many singles waiting for you! The last event left today is to announce our most popular guest on the Internet, and it can be regarded as a trip that will live up to everyone's unscrupulous bullying in the first half." Jing Sheng looked at Lai Kai reached for the list in the hands of the director, "Now this list is in the hands of tonight's interim host. I still don't know who will win the championship. But before I announce it, I still have to say a few nonsense, It is the small gift that our democratic entertainment program gives to each pair of guests, 8888 yuan in travel cash. If anyone says giving money is vulgar, please stand up, and I will definitely not kill you. Among them, it won the most popular title on the Internet There is another exclusive gift carefully prepared by the show for the guest couple."

"Okay, then let me reveal this exciting moment, right?" Lai Kai opened the envelope in his hand, held the list inside and took a deep breath deliberately, watching everyone's eyes focus on him, he Only then was he so cautious that he opened it with trembling hands, and no one could see his expression. "The list in my hand has only one name, which is the most popular guests of our first encore show. They are... I feel a little thirsty and I want to drink some water."

If there were eggs at hand, the whole audience would probably be thinking of smashing them at this time.Including Jingsheng.

"What's the host's civil war like now? Okay, okay." Lai Kai avoided Jing Sheng and kicked him at the leg, "I seriously announce that the most popular guests are veterans and photographers who are about to travel half the world together." A pair, that is, our combination of Qi Shen and Lu Yilu. Is the applause here still using stunts?" The audience laughed and cheered.

The veteran and the photographer stood up to thank everyone, and then the photographer smiled and asked, "Where's our exclusive gift?"

"Here." Jing Sheng found the one belonging to the photographer and the veteran from the small box that had been placed next to the sofa and handed it over, "I am the planner of our show, and I personally invited the best clay sculptures in the city." The little clay figurines made by the master are a part of our show. Of course, the rest of the guests will come to see me backstage after the show is over, so don’t wait.”

"The last and the last." Jing Sheng pulled Lai Kai to stand in the middle, and said to the guests who were all standing up, "Let's take a group photo as the perfect end of the first episode of the world's first same-sex dating show Men and Men. Happy everyone!"

The program was fixed on the scene where the guests and the host were smiling.

The first episode of the encore, at eleven o'clock, just happened to come to an end.

Jing Sheng stretched his waist and yawned when the director said it was over, and then took out a small clay figurine from the box, and put the rest in front of the guests, completely irresponsible for them to find it by themselves.After that, I said hello and told everyone to go to the backstage to change clothes.

Lai Kai took two quick steps and followed behind him without saying a word, just following him.

"This is for you." Jing Sheng turned his head and stuffed the little clay figurine Lai Kai into the hands of the real person Lai Kai, "I'm so sleepy, go take off your make-up and change clothes and go home."