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"I feel like you've gotten a little fatter." Lai Kai compared Bi Jingsheng's shoulders, "Sure enough, if you don't exercise, your shoulders look fleshy. If you continue like this, I think your abdominal muscles may become fat like a belly." gone."

"A man must always have broad shoulders." Jing Sheng stretched his waist, and his abdominal muscles stretched up and down with the movement. "Even if I'm gay, it's no surprise. I have to change my clothes."

Jing Sheng tilted his head to see his unmoved appearance, and said with a half-smile, "You don't want to leave?"

"It's not that I haven't seen you walking a bird with bare buttocks. Didn't you take a shower together before?" Lai Kai stepped forward and closed the door of his room, then sat on the bed and smiled, "Besides, for the sake of our future life Harmony, so the size on the top should also be harmonious."

"Isn't this kind of thing related to skills?" Jing Sheng curled his lips, and wiped his hair with a towel on his shoulders, "Anything that is [-] centimeters or something will stab you in the stomach, and it will kill you."

"It's as if you have skills?" Lai Kai turned his head to the side, and turned out the phone to take a look, "Okay, I won't look at you, you change your clothes quickly, I Mom and Dad are coming back soon."

Jing Sheng put on the new underwear that he took over from Lai Kai indifferently, "You'll know if you have any skills anyway. By the way, I don't see that you still have a girlish heart. Your toothbrush The new ones are all pink."

Lai Kai touched his nose with some embarrassment, but turned his head to look at Jing Sheng who was pulling the zipper on his jeans, and deliberately stared at that part twice, "My cousin sometimes lives at my house, so she borrows my bathroom .Then toothbrushes and bed sheets are discounted goods from supermarkets. The bed sheets in my parents’ room are the same as mine.”

"The local tyrants still use discounted goods?" Jing Sheng said casually, "Isn't your family the first local tyrant with a two-story house?"

"Old people, they all want to save a little bit, but in fact they can't save much at all. But those people are the ones who go crazy when the supermarket discounts. Because they have experienced a life that is not as happy as ours, they are more greedy. It’s a cheap little deal.” Lai Kai stood up and helped Jing Sheng tidy up his collar, “They might be happier seeing an egg that’s a few cents cheaper than winning a lottery, so I have no right to deprive this lovely old lady of her Joy of life."

Jing Sheng directly expressed the man's true thoughts: "Just say that you are too lazy to take care of it."

"People are tough." Lai Kai looked at Jing Sheng's current image, "Not bad! Now he looks young and handsome."

"You're the one who looks old!" Jing Sheng wiped his hair again, and rolled his eyes at Lai Kai who couldn't speak.

Lai Kai sat back on the bed, "I still want to say one question now, after I say it, don't attack me in various ways."

"Hmm." Jing Sheng replied without paying much attention, and looked at himself repeatedly in the mirror. He was still a little nervous about the person he was about to face next.Even if he can thrive in front of other elders, he has never gotten along with this kind of elders who may communicate emotionally.

"My cousin is here." Lai Kai quickly finished this sentence in less than a second.

Then spend three seconds admiring Jing Sheng's face-changing.

Jing Sheng's whole body was stiff, he unconsciously staggered and held his hands, and just wanted to sarcastically humiliate Lai Kai, but he gave up at the end of his mouth.After all, here now, there is only one person standing on the same front as him.

"Why are you nervous?" Lai Kai deliberately kicked Jing Sheng's calf, "Don't you want to be with me? Are you so afraid of seeing my family?"

"roll."

Jing Sheng's appearance made Lai Kai's smile even deeper. "It's obvious that you love me so badly, it's almost written on your face."

"roll."

"You just admit that you like me, and I can't let you do anything? After all, I lowered my height first to make you look down, so you admit that you want to be with me. As a couple, I And you can’t feel like you’ve won the bet.” Jing Sheng turned his head and glanced at Lai Kai, who raised his hands and said calmly, “Okay, I’ll feel really good.”

"Ah."

Lai Kai got up, stood in front of Jing Sheng, leaned into Jing Sheng's ear and said, "Or if you have such confidence in me, you will be able to overwhelm you?"

"I think you've been using the skill of playing hooligans very well recently." Jing Sheng finally got rid of the word-by-word answer, "I don't want to know what kind of website you log in to at night, and I don't want to know what kind of website you are with every day. Who discusses how to solve my technical problem, but I have never had confidence in you, baby, don't worry."

"Besides, I have agreed to have a serious relationship with you. I have decided to take such a big responsibility on the premise of a lifetime. Even if your performance makes me want to regret it all the time, but within the range I can bear, So I reluctantly put up with you." Jing Sheng pouted, "So you really have to thank me for having known you for so many years."

Lai Kai joked: "How much more friendship points?"

Jing Sheng pretended to think about it, then nodded seriously and said, "Almost all of them are full of friendship points."

Why did he say so much in his head, Jing Sheng was still a little apprehensive when it was time to go downstairs.

"Don't worry, I won't force you to treat my mother as your own mother." Lai Kai walked ahead and waited for Jing Sheng to catch up with him, "Besides, although my cousin is silly all day, she is cute, at least Is it much easier to get along with than that man-in-law Liao Xiaoxiao?"

Jing Sheng wanted to say that he felt that Liao Xiaoxiao's character was the one he could get along with.After all, getting along with ordinary people like relatives, and then——

"Ahhh! Jing Sheng Jing Sheng Jing Sheng! I'm your fan!"

——People who I want to treat as relatives, but I think of myself as a giant panda.

If you say you don't have much experience with your cousin, but you definitely have a lot of experience with your idiot fans.

At that time, he showed a smile and said to the seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl in front of him, "Hi, I'm Jing Sheng."

Seeing Lai Kai's cousin blushing, she stretched out a hand cautiously, and her voice dropped eight degrees from the previous voice, "Hello, I'm Lai Kai's cousin, Lin Shu. I like it very much. You, you are gentler in real life than you look on TV!"

"She's just a crazy monkey, ignore her." Lai Kai patted his cousin on the forehead. "Sit down well, call your mother and ask her when she will come, and then call your aunt to ask her to buy some food. My mother cooks delicious food." The last sentence was said to Jing Sheng.

After seeing Jing Sheng nodding, Lai Kai continued, "I'll get you a glass of lemonade." Then he turned Lin Shu's head to the side, "Hurry up and call somewhere I can't see. "

Seeing that Lin Shu had come to the door, Lai Kai squeezed Jing Sheng's shoulder and went to the kitchen.

At the moment of entering the kitchen, it is also the moment of Jingsheng's blind spot!Lai Kai hurriedly took out his mobile phone and sent a group message: "It seems that the situation is a bit wrong! It seems that taking the family route is different from what I imagined. He was very nervous before, but I watched him face my cousin with a good attitude. The attitude of the fans facing him is no different, hehehe."

The fastest reply here is Liao Xiaoxiao, who is getting up early and applying a mask: "Jing Sheng has defects in family affection, which leads to his emotional defects, so how do you want Jing Sheng to face your family? Are you scared to pee your pants? Hehehe .”

Before he could digest the news that made Lai Kai's face bloody, Kananzhong, who had always had the habit of going to bed early and getting up early, also replied: "Jing Sheng has never enjoyed family affection, so it is the reason for you to take the family route. Let you inspire his inner desire for family affection, as long as Jing Sheng is a little emotional, your chance will come. Besides, I don't see anything worthy of your news."

The second big slap was over.Then he looked at the next two unread messages, and after thinking about it, he opened the one from Grandpa Jiexiu.

"Old man, I don't know what to say. Jing Sheng definitely likes you, but his hesitation now is because he doesn't have the courage to take on this kind of lifelong love responsibility. Maybe you can ask your parents to show their affection and stimulate him."

...Wouldn't this really make Jing Sheng think that heterosexuality is also good?Feeling that he didn't get the answer, Lai Kai resigned himself to clicking on the last message, which was from Jing Sheng's ex-boyfriend, Song Mu.

"Actually, brother Jingsheng doesn't like to meet parents, or go to elders' homes."

That's because your brother Jing Sheng has flaws in family affection. He hasn't enjoyed the warmth of his parents since he was a child, and he even endured the negative influence that he couldn't bear too much at his age.

"Anyway, my sister came here once, and my sister liked him very much. I wanted Brother Jing Sheng to have a meal with us, but Brother Jing Sheng firmly refused me. And we broke up within a week."

That's because you brother Jing Sheng was nervous, and you didn't cling to him so shamelessly, so you were destined not to last long.

"Brother Lai Kai, although I want you to be happy, Brother Jing Sheng is really sensitive about this."

...you more than you can ask for, little bitch!

Lai Kai, whose face was swollen from beatings, felt a little more balanced in the last few messages. For example, he was really sure that he was much more important to Jing Sheng than his ex-boyfriend.Putting his phone away, he made a glass of lemonade and took it out, and saw that Jing Sheng's smile, which fans called 'gentle and almost melting', was about to stiffen.

Opposite Jing Sheng were also two elderly people who looked a bit dazed.It seemed that this action was Jing Sheng getting up and turning his head to smile at the two of them, and the smile lasted at least ten seconds.

"Dad, Mom! What are you doing standing at the door!" Lai Kai strode away two steps, first put the lemonade in Jing Sheng's hand, and patted the back of Jing Sheng's hand reassuringly. "This is Jing Sheng. You should have been watching TV yesterday. This is the boyfriend I worked so hard to catch up with. Who are you trying to scare away with such a vicious look?"

"This is Jing Sheng?" Jing Sheng looked at the very cute old lady according to Lai Kai's description and pointed at him with wide eyes.

After thinking for a while, Jing Sheng put down the water glass in his hand and took a step forward, "I'm Jing Sheng, Auntie..."

Before the last good word was uttered, he was held by the hand, and the lovely old lady looked at him with a smile on her face: "I finally touched the real person."