After I died, I soared

"What kind of pets do gods like to keep?" Fengwei stared at a pair of sharp phoenix eyes, as if he had heard a big joke: "We gods generally don't keep pets."

Shen Jiming was more surprised than Fengwei: "You don't have pets?"

"What do you do with pets? Not everyone has nothing to do like you!"

Shen Jiming thought about it again, what Fengwei said was not unreasonable, the gods are in charge of punishment in the heavenly realm, so they should be busy with official duties on weekdays.And keeping pets is not an easy task, and it takes some energy anyway.If he had sent a pet over without any sense, it would have delayed the official business of the god, and he would still be serious by jumping off the Nine Heavens himself.

How clever Fengwei is, he guessed Shen Jiming's thoughts in a blink of an eye: "Don't you want to capture a pet as a gift from the god?"

"That's what I thought. Listening to what you have to say now is better than reading ten years of books."

Fengwei is proud by nature, claims to have grown up in the heavenly world, and has a very pure personality. She has always looked down upon Shen Jiming, who has always relied on picking up leaks for his ascension.He realized that this person was really worrying about the gift, thinking about it, he had no family background and no reward, so he really couldn't prepare any good gift.It's fine if it's a god nearby, but it's Ji Ye Shenjun. This person has been in the world for nearly ten thousand years, and he has seen more rare treasures than others have eaten. This problem is difficult to solve.

Fairy Fengwei showed great mercy, closed her golden mouth, and stopped adding fuel to the flames.

In fact, Shen Jiming's current idea of ​​solving the problem is roughly correct, after all, it is impossible to give away a treasure that will catch the eyes of the gods, so it is better to give something unique.

"Cough... that..." Feng Wei said with an unnatural expression, "It's not necessarily impossible to have pets."

"Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid it's not self-defeating."

"It's okay if you don't know much, but you're still a brain!" Fengwei said angrily, "Could it be that only stupid cats and dogs are called pets? You won't catch some rare spirit beasts back? Spirit beasts have their own spiritual knowledge , not very dependent on feeding, but also pleasing, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds."

Shen Jiming asked back: "If you are a spirit beast, why would you agree to be someone else's pet?"

Fengwei sneered: "Other people's pet? You should at least see who you want to give. If you want to be their master, they will naturally not be willing. If you change it to a fierce and carnivorous one, your flesh and blood will be used as a treat for it." Snacks are almost the same. You can think carefully, the person you want to send is Jiye Shenjun. Shenjun is the number one martial god with the highest cultivation base, the strongest strength, and the best ride among the immortals. You country bumpkin I don’t understand the concept of the word “Shenjun”? This is the three-day god, understand? There is only such a three-day god in the world. If you hadn’t done something wrong, he would be the nine-day true god now, and even His Majesty would have to give a big gift when he saw him. It is a great fortune to be kept by my side. I am afraid that the spirit beasts would want to come if they are squeezed out. They already have fairy roots, and they have been enlightened by the gods. It is not a problem to be a real person. It is a great joy. I don’t see which one is not willing?"

Feng Wei spoke impassionedly, and his words were full of respect for Lord Ji Ye, Shen Jiming thought about it and decided not to interrupt him.He could not agree with Feng Wei's remarks, although being a fairy is good, not everyone wants to do it.What's more, it is a spirit beast that has its own immortal roots and is free.

He silently planned in his heart that if he was really lucky to catch one, he'd better seek permission from others before offering it to the god.

"Then where can I catch spirit beasts?"

"It depends on which one you want to catch."

"Is there a more precious variety?"

"The most precious are the descendants of the prehistoric beasts, the Qinglong in the east and the white tiger in the west, Suzaku in the south and Xuanwu in the north."

"..."

"how?"

Shen Jiming was so choked that he couldn't speak. If he had the ability to catch the white tiger and the vermilion bird, he would still be here bitterly asking a bamboo tree for something.

"It's less difficult...it doesn't have to be so precious, so it's better to be rare?"

"Rare? There are sharks in the depths of the East China Sea. They have a human body and a fish tail. They are gentle in nature, graceful in figure, and have a melodious singing voice. When they cry, they shed tears. How?"

"Excellent, but how do I go down to the depths?"

"How do I know that?"

The case of the deep-sea merman was abolished together with the descendants of the mythical beast.

"Oh, I'm so annoying!" Feng Wei finally got impatient: "Speaking of it, these are your own business, you are a little fairy, how dare you disturb this fairy with these trivial matters, get out of here! Don't push your nose to your face!"

With a bang, a book was pulled out from Fengwei's long sleeve, and it fell in the middle of Shen Jiming's face, and the tip of his nose, which was already red, was smashed red.Shen Jiming turned the book upside down several times, squinted his eyes and stared at the three big characters on the cover for a long time.

"Mountain, The Classic of Mountains and Seas?"

"All the flowers, plants, cats, dogs and dogs are recorded here, you can catch whichever you like, don't bother me anymore! Don't tell me you can't even read, get out!"

The chili-tempered bamboo went back with his head held high and his chest held high.

Shen Jiming swallowed, and Fengwei really told him that he really couldn't read.

The phoenix tail grew up in Mingyue Pavilion, and its immortal status was recorded in the name of the real Luo Qing.Luo Qing treats Fengwei like a teacher like a father, so it can be said that he doesn't care.Seeing Fengwei come back from outside, he put down the incense in his hand and asked, "Walking around all day, have you done all the homework I told you?"

Only in front of Luo Qing, Fengwei will restrain her temper and pretend to be obedient: "Returning to the real person, I have done everything, I stayed up all night because of these."

Luo Qing's face moved slightly: "Since I stayed up all night, why don't I take a good rest and go out for a wild run early in the morning."

"I really want to sleep well! It's all Shen Jiming's fault!" Fengwei was very wronged, with a small face that was more pitiful than Qingshui Furong: "It's Shen Jiming who insisted on helping him as a consultant to send Shenjun Li, that's why I can't rest."

Mentioning Shen Jiming, Luo Qing paused, and said: "Since it's him, it doesn't matter if you help out a little bit. He's alone and helpless here, and the congratulatory gift is hard enough for him. What's the result of your discussions? ?”

"He has a special idea. He said that the god has lived alone in Jiuchongtian for thousands of years, and he wants to catch a pet to accompany him. I mentioned a few words to him, and lent him the book of mountains and seas, so that he can catch some decent spirit beasts and bring them back. , don’t use mortal animals to make up your numbers.”

Fengwei raised her chin, her eyes sparkled, and she was looking forward to Luo Qing's praise.

Luo Qing frowned slightly, his expression seemed puzzled, and he didn't come back to his senses until he glanced at Fengwei's expectant face from the corner of his eye: "He... Forget it, if you lend him a book of mountains and seas, it's the same as not lending him." It's no different, fortunately Shen Jiming is not a supercilious person, and won't care about you. In the future, you must be calm and careful in dealing with others, and you must never make such a mistake again."

Fengwei was still young, so she didn't understand the reasoning behind it, she just thought it was Luo Qing who was nagging him casually, and didn't take it to heart, and went to other places to have fun after saluting.

A few days later, late at night.The phoenix turned into its original shape and fell asleep in the yard, not noticing that outsiders had broken in.Afraid of disturbing him, Shen Jiming slipped in lightly and knelt down at the door.

Knowing that he would come, Luo Qing had already lit incense and waited for him.Shen Jiming saluted before stepping into the cabinet: "I've seen a real person."

Shen Jiming hesitated a lot in his heart, the ink marks on his face were still wet, reflecting the dim candlelight, he looked like a clown in a play to make people laugh, but he himself didn't realize it.

He really tried his best!In the past few days, he held the book of Mountains and Seas in his hand, lit a lamp and boiled oil to study it. His eyes almost went blind again, but he still couldn't see four, five, six, and could only understand a few stick figure illustrations.

"Could you bother the real person to explain this book to me?" Shen Jiming handed the book to Luo Qing, describing himself as ashamed.Luo Qing didn't laugh at him, took the booklet in his hand, and flipped through it: "Fengwei told me. How did you come up with this idea? If you have any difficulties, I will help you, and there is no need to do this." troublesome."

Shen Jiming declined Luo Qing's kindness. Since his ascension, Luo Qing has helped him a lot, even he was not so cheeky to let Luo Qing spend for himself.Luo Qing didn't force it, so he helped Shen Jiming choose several auspicious beasts that were easy to catch.Shen Jiming was very grateful, and once again gave Luo Qing a big gift.

Luo Qing asked casually: "I still can't figure it out, how can you raise a spirit beast yourself as a gift on a whim?"

Shen Jiming was woken up by Fengwei again. Fengwei expressed great dissatisfaction with the fact that he slept in the cabinet overnight. If it wasn't for Luo Qing's face, she would have taken off Shen Jiming's legs long ago. .Even Shen Jiming couldn't figure it out, why he fell asleep when he was talking to a real person.Yesterday they said where did they come from, oh, keep pets.

keep a pet……

Luo Qing cleaned up the burnt incense ash in the furnace, saw that Shen Jiming was awake, and softly reprimanded Fengwei not to mess around.

"It's a real person! He!"

Luo Qing glanced at him, Fengwei didn't dare to speak loudly, and only muttered secretly: "The real person is biased."

Luo Qing didn't care about Shen Jiming's rudeness, and let him go after only a few words of advice.Shen Jiming walked a long way, his head was still dizzy, and his heart was feeling stuffy for a while, making him suffocate.

He hasn't dreamed about the past for a long time, and when he revisits it occasionally, his heart still trembles.

He did have pets, long ago, long before he ascended.

At that time, he was confronting Li Longcheng tit for tat, saying it was tit for tat, but in fact he was unilaterally placed under house arrest by Li Longcheng, and it was also he who insisted on making a fight with Li Longcheng.On the contrary, Li Longcheng was very calm, even though he was blind, he would not be dealt with according to the law.He even sent someone to give him an animal, saying that it was to keep him to relieve boredom, so that he would not be restless all day long.

At first, Shen Jiming refused to accept it, he said: "It's no wonder, General Li left me with a humble life to feed and relieve boredom."

Li Longcheng was not as weak as the crown, and when he was young, he already hated Shen Jiming to the bone, and his tolerance was the limit, but Shen Jiming did not hold back, and spoke like he had eaten a firecracker.Li Longcheng was so angry that his head swelled, he sneered: "If you insist on comparing yourself with a dog, I can't stop you, come and stew this beast in front of His Highness the Nineteenth Prince, the ancients have said that this method To kill chickens and monkeys."

Shen Jiming wanted to die with all his heart, but Li Longcheng wanted him to die, and he couldn't ask for it.However, cooking in boiling water is an extraordinary torture, and no matter how strong a warrior is, he will inevitably feel discouraged after hearing this.Shen Jiming felt chills all over his body, he forced himself to grit his teeth and said, "General Li has killed my nine clans, and there is no one left to kill, and you are threatening me with a dog?"

Li Longcheng said sharply, "Come here!"

General Li said that he was right, and the soldiers immediately set up the iron pot, and boiled a pot of boiling water in a short time.The puppy was picked up by the nape of the neck, feeling pain and fear, and could not stop making small whining noises.Shen Jiming's face was ashen, and his lips were almost bitten.Finally, before the puppy fell into the scalding water, he snatched the puppy back: "Since you hate me, why do you want to greet me? Look at your talent, why bother to torture a beast?"

He put down the puppies, rolled up his sleeves and tried to put his arms into the water.Li Longcheng was so angry that he raised his leg and kicked the pot stand over, spilling boiling water all over the floor.He immediately slapped Shen Jiming, Shen Jiming was unprepared, he was hit hard, and blood oozed from the corner of his mouth immediately.

Shen Jiming was so angry that he laughed, and he said in the direction of Li Longcheng: "You want to be your virtuous king of the world, and you want to get the reputation of a yellow bird ring from me, I am afraid that there is no one in the world who is more ridiculous than you .”

Not to be outdone, Li Longcheng said, "You were unfaithful in the previous court, and you were unfilial to the people of Yu clan. Could it be that you are stronger than me in any way?"