After I died, I soared

Xiling: "..."

Shen Jiming: "..."

Shen Jiming couldn't figure it out, no matter how bad he was, he was born as a prince, and it's not like he had never sat on the dragon chair of the Ninth Five-Year Supreme. Why would he lose face again and again in front of Xi Ling.That's not to mention, every time he loses face, he secretly swears in his heart that he will never make a fool of himself in front of Xi Ling next time, but he has repeatedly fought and failed.It is not sad for a person to become more and more courageous when he is frustrated, but if he loses after repeated battles and learns from experience and lessons, he is still unsuccessful, which can be called intriguing.

Fortunately, I have done more things to lose face, and I can clean up the mess with ease.Shen Jiming suddenly smiled happily, and put on a tone as if nothing had happened: "Oh, Xiaoxian didn't know that Lord Jiye was bathing here, but he was so abrupt, so he should be beaten for being so reckless. Xiaoxian is a green calyx spirit fairy in the first layer If the god wants to punish him, don't find the wrong person. Xiaoxian bids farewell."

Shi Shiran turned around and was about to leave.

Fengwei didn't know what kind of madness this person had gone into: "Shen Jiming, where are you going?"

"Oh——" Shen Jiming pretended to be exaggerated and covered Fengwei's mouth: "You and I are both little fairies, how can we just call Han Che by the name of the god, it's inappropriate, it's inappropriate. Don't do it next time Repeat."

Feng Wei was gagged, and questioned him with two beautiful eyes: "You got kicked in the head by a donkey."

Shen Jiming put a smile on his face as he looked down on death, and responded with a broken look.

There was the sound of water flowing in the ears, and the tense two turned their heads in unison, and Lord Jiye was raising his hand from the water to brush away the loose hair on his forehead.Shen Jiming finally couldn't even maintain his superficial calmness, and tried to hide his face and run away, only to hear the man's deep voice slowly say: "Since you're here, let's go after taking a bath."

Shen Jiming: "..."

Xi Ling added: "Lve Lingxian."

Ah, God, Shen Jiming just wants to be struck to death by lightning immediately.

Most of his bathrobe was submerged in the water, and the other corner was held tightly by the phoenix tail.Resigned to his fate, Shen Jiming pulled off his bathrobe and put it on his body, and walked into the water silently.

Fengwei followed closely behind, trembling and at a loss: "Little Fairy Fengwei, please greet Jiye God Jun."

Xi Ling said calmly: "There is no need to be too polite."

Immediately, his eyes fell on Shen Jiming: "Lv'e Lingxian seems to understand the rules of the heavens very well, don't you want to say hello?"

Seeing that Shen Jiming was exuding embarrassment, Xi Ling didn't want to say any more.He leaned back against the edge of the pool, raised his head slightly, and sighed softly.

The large area of ​​skin on the neck reflected the water, and Shen Jiming's eyes, which had nowhere to rest, were instantly attracted.It's no wonder that the former emperor didn't stop the beauties who had a basketful of beauties. This beauty is really eye-catching. What's the word for it, skin like fat?But can this word be used on Valkyrie?

He was so fascinated by the stare that he failed to pay attention to his feet for a while.The bottom of the pool is paved with pebbles of uniform size, smooth and delicate, so you need to be careful when walking.And Shen Jiming, as a professional householder in a daze, faced such a difficult waterway, he fell down without accident.

The hot soup covered the whole body, and it was so hot that one couldn't help shivering.

Shen Jiming couldn't swim, and when he lost his balance, he instinctively closed his eyes and held his breath. The suffocation of breathing forced him to struggle to poke his head out of the water. For a while, his bun was loose, and his black hair poured down like ink.When he finally stood still, he wiped off the warm water on his face, and even his eyes were wet with wet hair.

The first thing that catches the eye is a white chest.

Shen Jiming squinted his eyes for a long time, saw the firm chest from the flat and protruding collarbone, raised his peripheral vision slightly, and there were snow-white broken hair hanging around his neck, stained with the water droplets that just splashed on it.

The brain turned again, and Shen Jiming covered his face and groaned, wishing he could dive back into the water again: "I, I, I——I don't intend to offend the god!"

He didn't have time to think about it, he just felt that when he saw Shenjun's naked body, even if he didn't look at any key parts, he still felt guilty for bumping into the big girl of Huanghua.Xi Ling's appearance is too perfect, every part seems to have been meticulously carved, making people look like a nympho wherever they look.

Now he looks like a cooked shrimp.

36 As far as strategy goes, Shen Jiming is completely defeated. Sure enough, he has no destiny for a gentleman in this life, and it is impossible for him to have the ability to sit still in the face of beauty.He gave up on himself and said, "I'd better take a bath another day."

After finishing speaking, he cast a look of help at Fengwei.However, Fengwei's incompetence would only play tricks with him, and he was a little bit more submissive than Shen Jiming in front of the divine power of Lord Jiye.Now it has turned into its original body and stood in the water. Looking from a distance, a clump of phoenix bamboo stands in the middle of the steaming pool, which is simply confusing.

"A gentleman behaves openly, you and I are both men, so there is no need to be restrained, or is this the etiquette of mortals?"

Lord Ji Ye woke up the dreamer, yes, Xi Ling is a man, nothing more than a very good-looking man, although he is handsome, he can't match the word "female".Shen Jiming finally turned this corner, why is he so coy, manly man, what's wrong with being honest.

Having figured this out, Shen Jiming put up the courage to stand up straight, trying to meet Xi Ling's eyes in an upright manner.

……

Failed.

The scene was even more embarrassing.

Shen Jiming buried his head in the water and started spitting bubbles, trying to wake himself up by suffocating: You have everything Xiling has, why don't you dare to look at him?

"I'm not a fucking broken sleeve!"

This sentence was said by Shen Jiming in the water, Xi Ling could only hear a grunt, but couldn't hear the specific content clearly.Only Shen Jiming's slightly red ears could be seen.

This is impossible, absolutely impossible, His Highness the Nineteenth repeatedly denied himself.Among other things, before his ascension, he did have a chance to have a broken sleeve, although the target was that bastard Li Longcheng.At that time, he didn't feel the joy of being seduced by Yuelao at all. On the contrary, if Li Longcheng was so mad that he was brought into the harem in the name of the princess...

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that he can't do anything. Li Longcheng forbids him to seek death and life. His life is not his own. It is related to the life of dozens of people in the palace and that Samoyed.

He can't die even if he is dead, and he can't beat him while alive, so what can he do no matter how desperate he is.

cough.Off topic.

In short, there was once a broken sleeve in front of him, but he didn't have it, and he probably won't cherish it in the future.As for why he would be so blushing in front of Xi Ling, Shen Jiming found a reasonable explanation for himself, it was because he was a blind man who had never seen a living human body.Seeing you suddenly, you will inevitably feel uneasy.After all, 28 years old is the time when the blood is full.

His Highness the Nineteenth worked hard to enlighten himself, straightened his expression, pretended to be calm, waded to Xi Ling's side and stopped, and solemnly took a bath.

There is no other place where you can enjoy a more relaxing bathing journey, which is boasted by the Phoenix-tailed Fairy, and ends in the silence of death.In the middle of the night, Shen Jiming borrowed his "Daily Care of Diaoqiu" with Fengwei in his hands, pretending to work hard, but in fact, he was in Cao Ying, his heart was in Han, and his soul was still soaking in the bathtub.

It's not that he can't forget Xi Ling's beautiful chest, he hasn't been so dizzy yet.However, today he got his hair wet, so he had to wash it together. His Highness Nineteenth's self-care ability is extremely poor, and he is also clumsy when washing his hair. In the end, Shenjun Silent Night took over to wash it better.

The wet black hair was picked up from the water and wrapped in a clean cloth towel, Shen Zhiming was puzzled, why did Xiling do such a thing so well?

The candlelight was dim, and the soft long hair hung straight down, revealing only the straight bridge of the book holder's nose.Shen Jiming was so serious in a daze that he didn't even know that Xiling had entered the door.

In all fairness, Shen Jiming's appearance is not bad, his mother's family has foreign blood, and he has inherited his mother's strengths well, such as smooth and fair skin and charming but not bewitching facial features.It's just that he doesn't have a few decent clothes, and he doesn't have the thought of dressing up. He is buried in the gods with full hair and face, which makes him look ugly.

Sitting quietly with a book in hand after bathing, it really seems like hibiscus coming out of clear water.

It's a pity that this hibiscus was only so good-looking in the blink of an eye, Xi Ling watched him for about a stick of incense on the bedside, and Shen Jiming finally came back to his senses.Finding that Xi Ling's gaze fell on him, he consciously wondered if he had done something stupid again.

Finally, he thought that the problem was the posture of holding the book, so he chose to hold the book upside down.

Xiling narrowed her eyes slightly.

"You didn't take it back."

Shen Jiming: "..."

Turn the book upside down again.

Xi Ling glanced at the cover of the book: "Diaoqiu's daily care, what are you doing with this?"

"Fengwei washed the sheets and quilts for me, but expensive clothes like sable fur require more advanced cleaning methods, so I want to... teach myself."

"How did you learn?"

"..."

"Read more books and less daze. Renshu said that this is good for your illness. Although the Clothes Cleaning Art is a low-end technique, it will help you to run your spiritual power after practicing it well."

"I... can't read." Shen Jiming hid half of his face under the book: "I was really blind before the ascension, but now I'm blind with my eyes open."

"Can't read and write?"

"No... no."

Xi Ling's face was heavy: "For some time since your ascension, you have always been friends with Luo Qing, why didn't he teach you?"

Xiling's tone of voice was always weird when he mentioned Luo Qing. Shen Jiming remembered that the grievances between the two were related to Luo Qing's own flesh and blood.What's more, Xiling is his creditor and Luo Qing is his benefactor. He has no position to persuade any party, so he can only take the responsibility on himself: "The burden on the real person is not light, and he has to educate Fengwei. It is rare to take care of me on weekdays." , How can I ask him to teach me to read and write again."

Although it is a kind of muddy, the truth is not bad.

Xi Ling stopped speaking.

The flames on the candle danced vigorously, and the elongated shadows of the two were reflected on the wall.

"God Lord..."

"Ah."

Shen Jiming closed the book, his eyes fluttered, and his voice flattered: "Actually...Actually, I..."

"how."

"Actually, I want to learn to write and read."

The author has something to say:

Xiling: I'm not busy with official duties, am I?

No prize quiz, what is the first book that Xiao Shibajiu will read after learning how to read?

A. Four Books and Five Classics

B. Sun Tzu's Art of War

C. The domineering Martial God falls in love with me written anonymously by a certain fairy, which is said to be widely circulated in the fairy world