[Gintama] Dominate the universe
Chapter 2 and Chapter 8 Is there such a desperate number that I want to cry...
I come back. After He Xi said to the buddy, he jumped out of the second floor and grabbed the rope.
"Ahahaha, let's go when you're all up!" Sakamoto Ryoma's idiot laughter sounded again, and the huge red fleet entrenched over Kabukicho began to move.
"Hey, Hey, Kuaira Ayin, ah ah ah ah ah, A Yin will hit a small cake in front of you !!!"
The mournful roar with trills resounded throughout Kabukicho.
"Idiot Captain, don't die..." The guy looked up at the disappearing red fleet and murmured towards the blue sky.
"Are you worried?" asked Ao Wang who was standing at the door at some point.
The guy was silent for a while, then turned around and smiled brightly, "How is it possible, ah, it's really terrible to have to clean up the head's room."
The cold, black man leaned against the door, crossed his arms, "Calm down."
"I'm very calm~" The buddy smiled and bent over to pick up the documents scattered on the floor, "I'm very calm, I still have to wait for the leader to get me the out-of-print will."
"I'll lend you a back to lean against." Ao Wang stood up straight, with his back to the bedroom, "Just this time."
After a long time, the handsome Chinese man felt the weight from his back, and some restless hair touched his neck.
"I am very calm now, I am a genius assassin."
02.
"What do you think he will do next, Miss Xuete?" Lian turned to look at the expressionless blond secretary beside him, "I haven't spoken since just now."
Miss Shetter remained silent.
"Well, I guess a person broke in." Lianxiao smiled very happily, "Although the brain is very sharp, but it will always do some stupid things."
The silent blond woman was like a puppet, silent all the time.
"It will take effect so soon? Then go on to the next step. Those people in the headquarters must be very troubled. At that time, you still need to speak, Miss Xuete."
The blond-haired boy walked with relaxed steps, and his mood was unprecedentedly relaxed.
Come quickly, Hexi.
The blond beauty who stayed in place suddenly squatted down, her face was covered by her soft blond hair.
"You really think highly of me..."
His blue eyes flickered.
Miss Yi Tessa, who was always living in her research room + bedroom, looked coldly at Yetu who broke into her territory without authorization, and her collection was damaged to varying degrees by violence all the way.
"Master Yi Tessa, please come with us."
Cold humble words, cold attitude, cold orders.
Yi Tessa, who had been curled up in the chair, lowered her legs, stood up, and stood up straight.Her face was cold, but her words were extremely arrogant, "I can walk by myself, please lead the way."
Nag, who also encountered this situation, said with a smile, "Who else wants to follow besides me?"
"All high-level members of Lei Guang are required."
Nag's smile was still bright and sunny, "Mr. Yetu, let me tell you, in case Xiaosha gets hurt in any way..."
"Don't blame me for having a bad temper."
The brown-haired man put away his smile, his green eyes were darker than ever before, "You can lead the way now."
"Oh..." Lan Kui scratched her hair apologetically, "Is it my crow's mouth? I'm going to be scolded by the team leader now."
"Captain Lan Kui, please come with us."
Captain loli with dark blue hair started to tie up her hair seemingly without hearing, and those night rabbits were not in a hurry.After Lan Kui finished tying her hair, she praised those Yetus with a smile on her face, "Not bad, he's quite a gentleman. The leader said that you shouldn't be too hard on a gentleman with a good manner."
"Lead the way, everything will be considered after the leader comes back and how to deal with you."
03.
Gintoki, who finally climbed into the fleet, was lying on the table like a dead dog, he deeply suspected that bastard Ryoma Sakamoto definitely drove to the high-rise buildings on purpose! !Curse that ya seasick to death! ! !
"It's really inferior, Uncle Yinshi, I wonder if it was a mistake to take you there like you are dead."
Sitting across from Yinshi, Hexi turned on the poisonous tongue mode and made all kinds of cynicism towards Yinshi.
"Aren't you even worse in the face of the one who can't do anything?" Yinshi yelled in dissatisfaction in reply to He Xi, and when he saw the black-haired boy's suddenly lost expression, he immediately shut up.
He Xi supported her face with one hand, and after a moment of silence, she answered Yin Shi seriously, "Well, I'm really inferior. I've always been this inferior, and I've been escaping from reality."
"..."
"Very bad... me."
Yinshi sighed deeply, looked at the black-haired boy with red eyes, and replied very seriously: "You just stay behind me obediently this time, whether you are escaping from reality or being rude, if you can't do it, I will kill you." Help you beat him."
The silver-haired man smiled treacherously inexplicably, "This time it's not just a simple kaiseki meal. I won't let you go without a special deluxe dessert set meal."
He Xi blinked, and took out a dart from his pocket with his right hand and quickly threw it at Yinshi.The specially sharpened tip brushed against Yinshi's ear, instantly froze Yinshi's smile on his face.
In the next second, Yinshi immediately went into a rage.
"You bastard, what are you doing? It's dangerous! You're going to die!" Yinshi pulled out a dart with a particularly sharp tip twitching from the corner of his mouth, his face became more and more livid, "You want to kill me, definitely, throw me with this kind of dart, and you will treat me to the end How much hatred!!"
The perpetrator shrugged innocently, "I'm sorry, I wanted to throw you darts for no reason. It really wasn't intentional."
"Who would believe it!!"
With an expression of believing it or not, He Xi turned her head and propped her chin to look at the space outside the window.
You will be struck by lightning for saying such a cool line, Sakata Gintoki-san.He Xi twirled the dart in his hand, quietly thinking about whether to throw another dart.
It is undeniable that these warm words touched him.
I'm so happy to meet Gintoki Sakata.
Don't die.
silver hour.
The author has something to say:
☆, state of thunder
01.
The fast aid team stepped up their horsepower and quickly set off from the earth to the Leiguang headquarters, but it still took some time to arrive.
He Xi quietly closed her eyes and rested her mind, until the silver hair sitting opposite her breathed evenly, and then opened her eyes.Pulling a blanket over Yinshi's body, He Xi left lightly and walked slowly to the operating room.
"Boss Sakamoto, where are you flying now?"
He Xi silently walked behind Sakamoto Ryoma and asked softly.
"Ahahaha, don't worry, Boss Hexi, it will take some time to arrive." Ryoma Sakamoto turned his head back calmly, and replied confidently, "The fast aid team is famous for its reputation first."
"It's really reliable." He Xi smiled lightly, "Then I have one more request."
When He Xi walked back to the cabin, he found that a certain silver fur had woken up, yawned lazily, and greeted him lazily, "Hey, where did you go?"
"I ran to find something to eat when I was hungry." He Xi walked over calmly and lay down on the seat, "I'll sleep for a while, don't make noise."
"What's your attitude, you little brat..." Yin Shi muttered while twitching.
He Xi turned over to show his attitude.
"...infuriating bastard."
What an honor.
He Xi raised the corner of his mouth.
02.
"Afu Rabbit~~I'm so bored~~"
The head of the Seventh Division of Shenwei, who was pointing at the blue sky, was sitting on his desk, with his feet dangling and smiling all over his face.
"Go out if you're bored."
Afutu's deputy head yawned lazily, wanting to wake up and sleep.
"Going out is so boring~"
"Then eat."
"The food here is not as delicious as on Earth."
"Then find someone to fight."
"The people here are so weak~"
"...Leader give up, the foot ban is still a week away."
Shenwei disappeared for a month due to unknown reasons, and was ordered to be grounded for two months by the Dumb Admiral after returning.
Shenwei became murderous on the spot.
Hmm...the lockdown turned into a month.
But Shenwei was still very dissatisfied.
"Ah, so boring..."
The red-haired rabbit shook its body with a smile, and suddenly put its feet on the desk and rolled back into the air, standing on the window sill.Open your arms and fall out of the window like a diver, and the whole person falls down in free fall.
"Hey, hey, hey... Pay attention to the occasion, it's 20 meters high, although you won't be able to fall to your death."
Afutu's lazily complaining did not reach the ears of Shenwei who had already jumped off.
"Tsk, it's enough to put such a dead child on the table."
03.
Lei Guang cadres, who were under house arrest by Yetu, sat in the conference room solemnly (lan) to discuss major life events.
"What should we do now?" Nag clasped his hands, his eyes were sharp, and there was a fan-shaped reversed card in front of him.
"Hmm..." Etessa held the cards in her hand and thought seriously, "Let it be...?"
It's a completely perfunctory attitude.
Lan Kui lay on the table and yawned lazily, with her cards next to her, "I belong to Gao Min's support department, and ADC is not my responsibility."
"Have you been infected by the buddy Xiao Kui?" Yi Tesha said lightly, and played a set of cards, "Gourd K."
Nag suddenly laughed, "It's my turn, Bomb A!"
Yi Tesha's face darkened.
Lan Kui, who was lying on the table, saw the corner of Yi Tesha's mouth twitching, she silently lit a candle for Nag in her heart, "Give up."
Yi Tessa also gave up.
"Hmph..." Nag chuckled cheaply, and threw out a 2 of clubs.
Lan Kui, who chose to give up again, was speechless.
Yi Tessa narrowed her eyes and threw out a Xiao Wang.
She still has a pair in her hand.
"It's a sure win!" Nag boldly threw the King, suppressing the audience, and then threw a pair of 3s,
Nag has run out of cards.
Landlord Nag's 5th victory.
Yi Tesha threw out the pair of Qs in her hand angrily, "What kind of shit luck is this, it's a good hand every time!"
Lan Kui threw out her own cards even more depressingly, and she drew all the bad cards with no rules.
"Hahaha..." Nag, the man favored by the God of Gamblers, laughed triumphantly, "Do you want to come again?"
Lan Kui: "..." That's too cheap.
Yi Tessa: "..." Teach him a lesson!
A group of unscrupulous cadres are being served with good food and drink, and they are happily fighting Dou Dizhu and other leaders to save them.
Yi Tesha took the initiative to pack up the cards and greeted Lan Kui, "Leave this man alone, let's play with the quilt."
Lan Kui wiped a handful of crocodile tears for Nag, and replied excitedly, "I want to play, I want to play~~ I won't lose without the team leader!"
"Hey... hey!!!" Comrade Nag, who was still complacent just now, burst into tears, "I was wrong, my lord princess, I shouldn't be so arrogant, I was wrong..."
It's wrong to get carried away too much kila~
04.
Space travel, the scenery of the universe is mysterious and gorgeous but silent and terrifying.
Waking up, He Xi looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window, but felt inexplicably suffocated.It's so quiet, so quiet that people doubt their own existence and make their souls tremble.
"It's really unaccustomed." Gintoki said suddenly, "If Shin Yagami is here, there will be a lot of noise."
Wrapped in a blanket, He Xi narrowed her eyes, "Missing the children at home? You really look like Daddy."
"This is called an adult's sense of responsibility, you don't understand."
"You really deserve a beating."
"Assignment."
As soon as Sakamoto Tatsuma walked in, he felt the malice from the universe.
"Ahahaha, you two have such a good relationship."
"Which eye of yours can see feelings?" Yin Shi coldly complained with his dead fish eyes open.
He Xi yawned and turned around again, pulling her to death.
"Don't be shy, Jin Toki." Sakamoto walked over, groping the back of his head, and sat next to Yin Toki, "We will be there soon, Jin Toki is the first time to travel in the universe, so are you scared?"
Yin Shi has blue veins on his head, "So I'm silver time and not golden time, how many times do you want to play this meme!"
"Ahahahaha, don't be afraid, Jin Shi, the universe is very interesting."
"Listen to people, you bastard!"
He Xi turned over, stretched out her hand and rubbed her eyes, "How long will it be?"
"Hmm... Another hour or so." Sakamoto Tatsuma stretched out a finger, "Have a good rest, Boss Hexi."
"That's it... Boss Sakamoto, how many hot weapons do you still have?" He Xi knocked on the armrest subconsciously, "Sell them all to me."
In this way, Tatsuma Sakamoto made another windfall.
So He Xi is one of his favorite guests... rich and generous.
05.
He Xi's method of breaking into Lei Guang's headquarters was very simple and rude...
According to Lianxi's promise, there are 3 spaceship channels that can connect to Leiguang headquarters, and Hexi will occupy all 3 channels at once.As soon as he stepped out of the spaceship, he took a machine gun and swept 360 degrees ahead, until the bastards who were trying to ambush the sneak attack retreated strategically.
"How dare you play sneak attack with me, sneak attack is my patent!"
Sakata Gintoki, who had been huddled in the spaceship just now and just came out, immediately despised him when he heard this sentence.
How about being so shameless!
No wonder there are a bunch of bastards...
After the blissful unilateral suppression just now, He Xi is now refreshed, and he simply and neatly disassembled the floor, digging out a pile of wires and cables buried under the floor.
Then he took out his dagger and cut off a few wires, directly causing the circuit in the spaceship's connection channel to be paralyzed.
"Tsk tsk...that's really ruthless."
Yin Shi touched his chin and clicked his tongue, because the circuit in this area was paralyzed, and after the originally bright fluorescent lights were all turned off, the emergency lights dimly came on.
The cyan light fell on Yinshi's body, which had a different effect.
He Xi swallowed silently, and said quietly: "Actually, you look quite cold, and when you look at you, your back feels chilly."
Cyan effect light plus dead fish eyes, the effect is not so good.
"Huh...?" Yin Shi was stunned for a moment, "What are you talking about?"
"We should go, Mr. Gintoki."
"What happened just now! Please turn back time!!"
"Stop talking nonsense, go find Dorabeep."
06.
Yi Tesha, who was playing with the quilt in the meeting room, was stunned for a moment as if sensing something.On the opposite side, Lan Kui said "j" and at the same time threw a jack of clubs from the reverse card in her hand. She patted the card with quick eyes and hands, and Yi Tessa had no time to react. All the high cards in Lan Kui's hand belonged to Yi Tessa .
Yi Tessa clicked her tongue and reached out to organize the cards in front of her.
They are all bad guys!Slow reaction to bullying home girls!
Yi Tessa tidied up slowly, opened the hand held aside and glanced at the screen.
Good, part of the base circuit is down.
"Well... Only brother dares to do such a thing."
As soon as she finished speaking, the pager placed in the meeting room beeped, which was extremely harsh.
Nag reached for it, and the boy's clear voice rang out, "You idiots, you dare to be lazy when you know I'm back?! Yi Tesa helped me turn on the loudspeaker, I have something to say."
Yi Tessa put the stack of cards aside, took the handcart, and dexterously and quickly flew over the keyboard with her ten fingers.
"nailed it."
He Xi nodded with satisfaction, picked up the pager and said, "Take the people in the base and go quickly, and go to the fast rescue team's boat."
"But... is it good enough?" Lan Kui expressed her concern.
"Stupid!" He Xi rolled his eyes, "Don't we have a spaceship ourselves? Just control the spaceship operation center!"
Just like him.
"The leader is mighty! Then shall we rush out now!!" Nag shouted excitedly.
"Brother, my collection was damaged by those bastards, and I don't have a gun now." Yi Tesha's tone was flat, but Hexi could hear the resentment in her tone.
"Report to the head! Sister Xuete is gone!" Lan Kui soft girl reported seriously.
He Xi nodded while listening, and Yin Shi behind him felt dizzy when he heard the swarm of complaints and reports.
This group of people is so annoying... Before, they were obviously all kinds of cold and cold!Are they all lies!
"I see, your task now is to take the people in the base away. Outsiders have received the news, be careful of the siege." Hexi issued an order in an orderly manner, "Nag protects Yi Tesha Lankui, and Lankui covers Nag , Yi Tessa went to rob the arsenal, and acted after I finished speaking. Do you understand?"
"Yes!"
He Xi took a deep breath and shouted into the microphone in the amplified state:
"You traitorous bastards, get off to the training ground! I'm going to teach you how to be a rabbit!"
The author has something to say:
☆, lightning strike
01.
"I want to teach you how to make rabbits!"
He Xi's rare aggressive provocation was like thunder on the ground, blowing up a bunch of rebel rabbits.
There is no way, this group of Yetu, who has been managed by Lianxi for a long time, always thinks that the head of the group, Hexi, is a wimp.
Not to mention the long girl, she has a coquettish and lazy personality, hangs around all day long, is good at shirking tasks, and is also nepotism-- Lan Kui Ruanmei's ability to be the captain of the intelligence team has always been controversial, and the best captain candidate is a buddy ——The mother is a bitch at all.
It's a shame to be despised by a bitch!
"Damn it, kill that kid!"
"That sissy dares to pull like that, teach him a lesson!"
"Go! Go to the training ground!"
……
The night rabbits who were scattered in Lei Guang's headquarters flocked to the training ground one after another, wanting to teach that sissy regiment leader a lesson.
"It seems that your prestige is not very good. A bunch of people want to beat you up." Yinshi squatted on the ground and fiddled with the dangerous and explosive objects at his feet with the handle of a knife, "Leader of Waste Materials."
"Uncle Waste, believe it or not, I will blow you up right now." The head of Waste Material threw a grenade from the other side of the training ground, "Next, it's for life-saving."
Yinshi caught the grenade with a face full of pain, holding such a lethal thing in his hand under great pressure.
He Xi stood up with a sigh of relief, picked up the submachine gun and assault rifle and put them on himself.The ink-colored kimono on his body has long been replaced by a light vest military uniform. There are two rows of bullets hanging on his body. On the left side of his waist is the red knife Yasuna, and the other is hung with magazines and grenades, and a dagger is tied on the outside of his right thigh.
"Suddenly I feel that you are not an ordinary danger." Yin Shi looked at He Xi who was fully armed with black lines, "Actually, you are the most dangerous person here, and I have to worry about those night rabbits instead."
He Xi raised his eyebrows, "It's an honor for you to overestimate me so much, but it's a big taboo to underestimate the enemy. How can we deal with Yetu without this amount, and there are still a bunch of Yetu."
"If you don't want to die, you'd better put on your gun as soon as possible. Your wooden knife alone won't be able to get out of Yetu's encirclement."
The training field is the largest and most solid place in the Leiguang headquarters, and it is the best choice for fighting.Moreover, there is more than one entrance and exit in the training ground, and a total of five entrances and exits are distributed in a five-pointed star shape, which is convenient for slipping away during the chaos.
Yetus swarmed in from 5 entrances. In the center of the training ground was the head of the sissy group and an unfamiliar silver-haired curly hair. Their fully armed appearance made their blood boil even more, and the blood in Yetu's body eager to fight was clamoring. with.
"Go on!"
He Xi laughed contemptuously, "Everyone, please use your brains, it's a brain-eating age."
After finishing speaking, He Xi pressed the detonation button in his hand.
The first night rabbits to rush into the training ground were the first to fall victim to the first explosion.
Hexi picked up the submachine gun and assault rifle with his left and right hands, and fired left and right in all directions.Yinshi also did his part, picked up his rifle and started shooting, never leaving the spot.
"You bastard, come here and fight!" Yetu, who was suppressed by a large amount of ammunition at the entrance, roared.
He Xi clicked his tongue in disdain, and roared back loudly, "Who in the whole universe doesn't know that your Yetu tribe is the first in the singles, you treat me as an idiot, use your brains, you idiot."
"Hey, hey... Didn't you teach them how to make rabbits? It's not good to grow them like this." Yin Shi leaned against He Xi and shot left and right, jokingly said with a smile.
"I still have 4 rounds of bombs to detonate..." He Xi calmly changed the bullets and fired left and right, "You go out and teach them how to be rabbits, and I will detonate the bombs..."
"...If you don't plant, you don't plant!"
"Shut up if you don't have one."
After the last round of bombs detonated, He Xi had almost run out of all the bullets and weapons he bought from Tatsuma Sakamoto.He Xi pulled out the safety bolt and threw the grenade towards an exit. The exploding grenade instantly cleared an open space.
"It's time to roll silver."
He Xi roared, threw the gun with no bullets in his hand towards Ye Tu, drew out the dagger tied to his thigh and rushed forward.
As the strongest fighting nation in the universe and one of the three major mercenary races, the Yetu tribe must be bloody and difficult to deal with. Coupled with the heaven-defying strange power and resilience, it is simply impossible to live.
"A bunch of fucking monsters, you can't die like this!" Yinshi threw away the gun on his body, squatted down to avoid the sudden umbrella behind him, and stabbed backward with his wooden knife.
"Nonsense, otherwise why is it called the strongest fighting nation in the universe." Hexi dodged backwards, left and right, squatted down and adjusted his center of gravity to charge forward, drew a knife with his left hand to block the umbrella, and slashed the dagger with his right towards the aorta.
Even with the overwhelming arms suppression, Yetu's casualties did not appear too many.The sturdy umbrella blocks a lot of bullets and recovers quickly even if it hits, but it can also delay others for a while to escape.
The black-haired boy narrowed his eyes, flicked the blood off the dagger, and rushed to the pile of night rabbits again with the red knife in his hand.
"I'm really a good leader who sacrifices himself for the regiment!"
02.
Nag lay prone on the door of the meeting room, holding his breath to pay attention to the movement outside the door.As the series of running sounds disappeared, the door gradually returned to calm.
"Hmm... people seem to have left..." Nag whispered, "What should we do now? Go rob first?"
"Robbery!" Yi Tesha was unusually energetic.
"Then I'm going to collect information." Lan Kui clapped her hands, and countless chains sprang out from behind inexplicably. Eyes opened on the chains, spread around the room, and finally disappeared on the wall.
Yi Tesha watched the miraculous scene silently, and said calmly: "I always thought those chains were so miraculous, and now I see them even more so."
"Miss Xiaosha, are you praising me..."
After confirming that there was no one outside, Nag kicked open the door, "Go, I'll open the way."
Xue Te looked at the three Nags who had fled on the screen expressionlessly, and asked sideways: "They are going to escape, what should we do?"
"Well……"
The blond-haired boy standing behind Xue Te looked around with great interest, and finally moved his eyes to the projection screen monitoring the training ground - a black-haired boy and a silver-haired man shot wildly with machine guns - "Whatever they want, Just go and go."
"My goal is Hexi."
03.
I haven't been so embarrassed for a long time...
He Xi kicked away the umbrella that had been split, and stabbed the umbrella bearer's eyes with a red knife.Yotu, who was sneaking up behind him, was blocked by Gintoki, and the wooden knife ordered from the TV shopping advertisement made a faint cry of being about to break.
Sure enough, creatures like Yetu disappeared at the end of the universe quickly...
The umbrella approached with strong wind pressure, and He Xi, who was caught off guard, was stabbed with a hole in his shoulder. The severe pain spread all over his body, and the pain was so painful that he could hardly hold the handle of the knife.
Gritting his teeth to endure the pain, while holding the dagger in his right hand, he took out a few small knives from the back of his waist, and nailed the opponent's feet with the red knife in his left hand.When the opponent was attracted by the pain under his feet, he threw the dagger and knife at the opponent, hitting the throat and face.
Except for the cute little Kagura, all the other bastards, Yatusa, get the hell out!
The black-haired boy stepped on the fallen Yetu and pulled out his dagger, surrounded by Yetu who surrounded him.
Holding the wooden knife in one hand, Yinshi looked at Yetu gloomily all around while panting.
no way no money.
04.
Earth Raikage
The guy in the black and white striped suit smiled and stood in the head room that had been tidied up.Standing with his hands behind his back, he looked a bit young and talented, and standing next to him was Ao Wang in a bartender uniform.
"Hello everyone, I am Lei Guang's buddy." The buddy stretched out his hand to signal Ao Wang, "This is our third team leader, Master Ao Wang."
"Excuse me, I would like to ask all the leaders, so close to our Lei Guang headquarters..." The guy smiled and narrowed his eyes, "What's your business?"
A glamorous female group leader pushed back her hair on her shoulders, with a look of disdain in her eyes, "Who are you... are you qualified to talk to us?"
A second-rate team leader who relies on his connections.The guy glanced at her lightly, and the corners of his mouth curled up into a pure arc, "Ah, I'm a guy called Lei Guang Diplomat. You don't even know me, the head of the regiment. I'm a bit weak in intelligence gathering."
"you……!!"
The buddy ignored the furious beauty leader, "Leaders, entering within 1 light-year of Lei Guang headquarters without our group's consent is a matter stipulated by the Universal Mercenary Group General Assembly. Any mercenary group that breaks the mercenary group According to the regulations of the General Assembly, the nearby mercenary regiments must be besieged to death, are the regiment leaders at the scene going to break the regulations?"
The young man in a black and white striped suit had a cold look in his eyes, "Lei Guang doesn't mind cleaning up the trash."
The mercenary groups who came to find fault were all new recruits or second-rate people with connections behind them. The guys had been monitoring the spaceships around the headquarters that were just around the corner, and they all ran out today.
Just come out, I'm afraid you won't come out.
The guy had a pleasant smile, and his voice was gentle but vicious.
"My lords, let me say something next. If you have time to play tricks here, it's better to hone your strength. This is the first time I've seen you being so happy as a gunman. You won't be so stupid that you are in such a situation. I don't even know the seat."
"I would like to advise you, a guy without strength can only be reduced to someone else's pawn."
"If you don't leave, don't blame us for being cruel and merciless in cleaning up the garbage."
The heavy words uttered by the buddy made all the heads of the mercenary regiments present blush, and a certain head who was provoked intolerable roared, "What are you arrogant about? Don't think that we don't know that your Lei Guang is fighting inside, we can't tell the difference at all!" Manpower. There is nothing we can do to besiege you together!"
"You underestimate us, Lei Guang, too." The man sneered, "If you don't get out, we'll be to blame."
After finishing speaking, the buddy turned off the projection call, and the room returned to silence.
Ao Wang sighed lightly, "Are you all right?"
The man pursed his lips, "It's okay."
"What about those people?"
"Not everyone is at the headquarters. Someone will clean up those guys."
"...Have you finished the tasks assigned by the head?"
"Um……"
"Come down for a drink?"
"Um……"
"The captain will be fine."
"Ah."
05.
Lei Guang headquarters, training ground.
He Xi and Yin Shi, who were surrounded by groups, panted and looked at Yetu warily.
"You can't escape."
Said Usagi holding an umbrella.
"Oh, really." He Xi opened the corner of his mouth, "Yin Shi, are you dead?"
"I'm still alive and kicking!"
"That's it... that Yinshi, do you believe me?"
"Huh? I believe you are a fool." Yin Shi, who was standing on the other side, said disdainfully.
"Ruthless guy." He Xi withdrew the red knife, turning the dagger between his fingers, "At least you have to trust me this time."
"Okay, okay, I'll just trust you once. Then what do you trust?"
The black-haired boy smiled confidently, "I believe we can break through them."
"Arrogance." The surrounding Yetu laughed.
In the next second, countless umbrellas swung towards He Xi and Yinshi with the scalp-numbing wind pressure.
In the next second, Hexi held the machine in his hand and pressed a series of instructions.
In the next second, the floor of the training ground vibrated inexplicably, the gravity weakened, and it seemed to be able to float.
In the next second, the floor of the training ground cracked, and the darkness of the universe appeared under his feet, accompanied by a frightening suction.
In the next second, everything on and around the training ground was sucked away by this powerful suction, and thrown into the boundless universe!
In just a few seconds, all Yetu and He Xiyinshi on the training ground were thrown into the mysterious and vast universe!No one can resist the power of the universe!Even a night rabbit!
The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~!
I wish the head of the silver time a happy journey to the universe...
☆, Thunderbolt
01.
How does the human body feel when it enters the universe?
Step by step towards the feeling of death.
When the human body enters the universe, it will be suspended due to the lack of planetary gravity. At the same time, the human body will first suffocate, and the air retained in the lungs will be lost quickly-but due to the support of the lung structure, the human chest will not collapse, and the heart will still function normally; The eardrum will not be ruptured, and the sound of blood flow can be heard; the blood is still flowing in the body, and the brain and thinking are normal.
But at the same time, because there is no air pressure in the surrounding environment, the gas in the human body begins to diffuse outward from the cells on the body surface: skin cells rupture—the water starts to boil, and the body surface temperature drops; lung cells burst—the alveolar tissue completely collapses, and then freezes immediately. The ice becomes a piece of frozen meat.This process gradually extends to the stomach and intestinal tract, the conjunctiva of the eyes ruptures and freezes, the eardrum and inner auditory canal are damaged, and the voice of the human body cannot be heard.In this case, it can be said that the organs burst to death, and finally frozen into frozen meat floating in space.
When the human body enters the universe, it will not die immediately, nor will it lose consciousness immediately, so people will watch themselves step by step towards death with their own eyes.
The feeling of suffocation without breathing is frightening, the state of suspension without support is disturbing, and the uncontrollable physical condition is frightening.
For the first time, He Xi, who was thrown into the universe without losing consciousness, felt so close to death. He opened his mouth to murmur, but there was no sound—sound cannot be transmitted in a vacuum.
[This time I played too big. 】
Feeling the changes in her own body, He Xi quietly closed her eyes, quiet and silent.
A powerful force that cannot be resisted, enough to kill a person in an instant, giving people an unparalleled shock, a cruel universe.
Gintoki resisted the urge to yell shit—even though he couldn't yell, he tried his best to squirm his body to make himself levitate nicely—even though it was still so funny.
[This time I cheated my father to death. 】
The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched deeply, deeply feeling the shock of the universe.
02.
"Hahahahahaha is indeed Hexi!"
Lianyan, who has been paying attention to the training ground, saw that the floor of the training ground suddenly cracked, and everyone on the field was thrown into the universe. Suddenly, he hugged his stomach and laughed, "He is the only one who can do such a crazy thing hahahahahaha !"
Suddenly he stopped laughing, and gave an order with a blank face, "Hurry up and send a spaceship to catch Yetu. If Hexi would do this, he must save his hand and keep an eye on the quick aid team."
"Understood." The capable blond woman issued an order neatly, and carried out her task meticulously.
Lian Yan watched Xue Te quietly, and said jokingly: "As expected of an elite secretary, she is particularly agile in doing things."
Xue Te slowly put down the mobile phone in his hand, his blue eyes were calm, "I'm overwhelmed."
03.
Directly below the training ground of the Cosmic Lightning Headquarters
The small branch of the red fast aid fleet quietly lurks under the Lei Guang headquarters. Just when a large number of people are thrown out of the training ground, this red spaceship is dispatched at a lightning-like speed.Its mission is to catch the two douchebags in time who don't care about their own safety.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Captain He Xi has something wrong with his brain! Jin Shi, who is crazy with Captain He Xi, is also not normal!" Sakamoto Tatsuma, who was in command of the red fleet, laughed at his partner and himself once. comrades.
Mutsu, who was standing next to Sakamoto Tatsuma, complained expressionlessly, "Boss, you have no right to criticize others. Sometimes I really want to throw you into the universe to fend for itself."
"Ahahahahaha, Mutsu is really evil."
"Quickly die."
... After some usual bickering, Mutsu suddenly pointed to the screen in front of him, "I found it, go there quickly!"
"Oh, oh, it's a miracle that he's still alive!" Sakamoto Tatsuma rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "Ahahahahaha, it's really them, hahahaha."
The red fleet quickly arrived below the suspended Hexi and Yinshi, opened the hatch of the fleet and sent spacemen to approach them and pull them back to the fleet.
"This completes the agreement with Captain Hexi." Sakamoto Tatsuma pushed the small sunglasses on his nose, "Ah, what a terrible calculation ability, the terrifying leader Lei Guang."
Mutsu lowered the hat above his head with his hand and remained silent.
When flying from Earth to Lei Guang headquarters, He Xi found Tatsuma Sakamoto alone and asked him to do something.
"Sakamoto-dono, can you send
"Ahahaha, let's go when you're all up!" Sakamoto Ryoma's idiot laughter sounded again, and the huge red fleet entrenched over Kabukicho began to move.
"Hey, Hey, Kuaira Ayin, ah ah ah ah ah, A Yin will hit a small cake in front of you !!!"
The mournful roar with trills resounded throughout Kabukicho.
"Idiot Captain, don't die..." The guy looked up at the disappearing red fleet and murmured towards the blue sky.
"Are you worried?" asked Ao Wang who was standing at the door at some point.
The guy was silent for a while, then turned around and smiled brightly, "How is it possible, ah, it's really terrible to have to clean up the head's room."
The cold, black man leaned against the door, crossed his arms, "Calm down."
"I'm very calm~" The buddy smiled and bent over to pick up the documents scattered on the floor, "I'm very calm, I still have to wait for the leader to get me the out-of-print will."
"I'll lend you a back to lean against." Ao Wang stood up straight, with his back to the bedroom, "Just this time."
After a long time, the handsome Chinese man felt the weight from his back, and some restless hair touched his neck.
"I am very calm now, I am a genius assassin."
02.
"What do you think he will do next, Miss Xuete?" Lian turned to look at the expressionless blond secretary beside him, "I haven't spoken since just now."
Miss Shetter remained silent.
"Well, I guess a person broke in." Lianxiao smiled very happily, "Although the brain is very sharp, but it will always do some stupid things."
The silent blond woman was like a puppet, silent all the time.
"It will take effect so soon? Then go on to the next step. Those people in the headquarters must be very troubled. At that time, you still need to speak, Miss Xuete."
The blond-haired boy walked with relaxed steps, and his mood was unprecedentedly relaxed.
Come quickly, Hexi.
The blond beauty who stayed in place suddenly squatted down, her face was covered by her soft blond hair.
"You really think highly of me..."
His blue eyes flickered.
Miss Yi Tessa, who was always living in her research room + bedroom, looked coldly at Yetu who broke into her territory without authorization, and her collection was damaged to varying degrees by violence all the way.
"Master Yi Tessa, please come with us."
Cold humble words, cold attitude, cold orders.
Yi Tessa, who had been curled up in the chair, lowered her legs, stood up, and stood up straight.Her face was cold, but her words were extremely arrogant, "I can walk by myself, please lead the way."
Nag, who also encountered this situation, said with a smile, "Who else wants to follow besides me?"
"All high-level members of Lei Guang are required."
Nag's smile was still bright and sunny, "Mr. Yetu, let me tell you, in case Xiaosha gets hurt in any way..."
"Don't blame me for having a bad temper."
The brown-haired man put away his smile, his green eyes were darker than ever before, "You can lead the way now."
"Oh..." Lan Kui scratched her hair apologetically, "Is it my crow's mouth? I'm going to be scolded by the team leader now."
"Captain Lan Kui, please come with us."
Captain loli with dark blue hair started to tie up her hair seemingly without hearing, and those night rabbits were not in a hurry.After Lan Kui finished tying her hair, she praised those Yetus with a smile on her face, "Not bad, he's quite a gentleman. The leader said that you shouldn't be too hard on a gentleman with a good manner."
"Lead the way, everything will be considered after the leader comes back and how to deal with you."
03.
Gintoki, who finally climbed into the fleet, was lying on the table like a dead dog, he deeply suspected that bastard Ryoma Sakamoto definitely drove to the high-rise buildings on purpose! !Curse that ya seasick to death! ! !
"It's really inferior, Uncle Yinshi, I wonder if it was a mistake to take you there like you are dead."
Sitting across from Yinshi, Hexi turned on the poisonous tongue mode and made all kinds of cynicism towards Yinshi.
"Aren't you even worse in the face of the one who can't do anything?" Yinshi yelled in dissatisfaction in reply to He Xi, and when he saw the black-haired boy's suddenly lost expression, he immediately shut up.
He Xi supported her face with one hand, and after a moment of silence, she answered Yin Shi seriously, "Well, I'm really inferior. I've always been this inferior, and I've been escaping from reality."
"..."
"Very bad... me."
Yinshi sighed deeply, looked at the black-haired boy with red eyes, and replied very seriously: "You just stay behind me obediently this time, whether you are escaping from reality or being rude, if you can't do it, I will kill you." Help you beat him."
The silver-haired man smiled treacherously inexplicably, "This time it's not just a simple kaiseki meal. I won't let you go without a special deluxe dessert set meal."
He Xi blinked, and took out a dart from his pocket with his right hand and quickly threw it at Yinshi.The specially sharpened tip brushed against Yinshi's ear, instantly froze Yinshi's smile on his face.
In the next second, Yinshi immediately went into a rage.
"You bastard, what are you doing? It's dangerous! You're going to die!" Yinshi pulled out a dart with a particularly sharp tip twitching from the corner of his mouth, his face became more and more livid, "You want to kill me, definitely, throw me with this kind of dart, and you will treat me to the end How much hatred!!"
The perpetrator shrugged innocently, "I'm sorry, I wanted to throw you darts for no reason. It really wasn't intentional."
"Who would believe it!!"
With an expression of believing it or not, He Xi turned her head and propped her chin to look at the space outside the window.
You will be struck by lightning for saying such a cool line, Sakata Gintoki-san.He Xi twirled the dart in his hand, quietly thinking about whether to throw another dart.
It is undeniable that these warm words touched him.
I'm so happy to meet Gintoki Sakata.
Don't die.
silver hour.
The author has something to say:
☆, state of thunder
01.
The fast aid team stepped up their horsepower and quickly set off from the earth to the Leiguang headquarters, but it still took some time to arrive.
He Xi quietly closed her eyes and rested her mind, until the silver hair sitting opposite her breathed evenly, and then opened her eyes.Pulling a blanket over Yinshi's body, He Xi left lightly and walked slowly to the operating room.
"Boss Sakamoto, where are you flying now?"
He Xi silently walked behind Sakamoto Ryoma and asked softly.
"Ahahaha, don't worry, Boss Hexi, it will take some time to arrive." Ryoma Sakamoto turned his head back calmly, and replied confidently, "The fast aid team is famous for its reputation first."
"It's really reliable." He Xi smiled lightly, "Then I have one more request."
When He Xi walked back to the cabin, he found that a certain silver fur had woken up, yawned lazily, and greeted him lazily, "Hey, where did you go?"
"I ran to find something to eat when I was hungry." He Xi walked over calmly and lay down on the seat, "I'll sleep for a while, don't make noise."
"What's your attitude, you little brat..." Yin Shi muttered while twitching.
He Xi turned over to show his attitude.
"...infuriating bastard."
What an honor.
He Xi raised the corner of his mouth.
02.
"Afu Rabbit~~I'm so bored~~"
The head of the Seventh Division of Shenwei, who was pointing at the blue sky, was sitting on his desk, with his feet dangling and smiling all over his face.
"Go out if you're bored."
Afutu's deputy head yawned lazily, wanting to wake up and sleep.
"Going out is so boring~"
"Then eat."
"The food here is not as delicious as on Earth."
"Then find someone to fight."
"The people here are so weak~"
"...Leader give up, the foot ban is still a week away."
Shenwei disappeared for a month due to unknown reasons, and was ordered to be grounded for two months by the Dumb Admiral after returning.
Shenwei became murderous on the spot.
Hmm...the lockdown turned into a month.
But Shenwei was still very dissatisfied.
"Ah, so boring..."
The red-haired rabbit shook its body with a smile, and suddenly put its feet on the desk and rolled back into the air, standing on the window sill.Open your arms and fall out of the window like a diver, and the whole person falls down in free fall.
"Hey, hey, hey... Pay attention to the occasion, it's 20 meters high, although you won't be able to fall to your death."
Afutu's lazily complaining did not reach the ears of Shenwei who had already jumped off.
"Tsk, it's enough to put such a dead child on the table."
03.
Lei Guang cadres, who were under house arrest by Yetu, sat in the conference room solemnly (lan) to discuss major life events.
"What should we do now?" Nag clasped his hands, his eyes were sharp, and there was a fan-shaped reversed card in front of him.
"Hmm..." Etessa held the cards in her hand and thought seriously, "Let it be...?"
It's a completely perfunctory attitude.
Lan Kui lay on the table and yawned lazily, with her cards next to her, "I belong to Gao Min's support department, and ADC is not my responsibility."
"Have you been infected by the buddy Xiao Kui?" Yi Tesha said lightly, and played a set of cards, "Gourd K."
Nag suddenly laughed, "It's my turn, Bomb A!"
Yi Tesha's face darkened.
Lan Kui, who was lying on the table, saw the corner of Yi Tesha's mouth twitching, she silently lit a candle for Nag in her heart, "Give up."
Yi Tessa also gave up.
"Hmph..." Nag chuckled cheaply, and threw out a 2 of clubs.
Lan Kui, who chose to give up again, was speechless.
Yi Tessa narrowed her eyes and threw out a Xiao Wang.
She still has a pair in her hand.
"It's a sure win!" Nag boldly threw the King, suppressing the audience, and then threw a pair of 3s,
Nag has run out of cards.
Landlord Nag's 5th victory.
Yi Tesha threw out the pair of Qs in her hand angrily, "What kind of shit luck is this, it's a good hand every time!"
Lan Kui threw out her own cards even more depressingly, and she drew all the bad cards with no rules.
"Hahaha..." Nag, the man favored by the God of Gamblers, laughed triumphantly, "Do you want to come again?"
Lan Kui: "..." That's too cheap.
Yi Tessa: "..." Teach him a lesson!
A group of unscrupulous cadres are being served with good food and drink, and they are happily fighting Dou Dizhu and other leaders to save them.
Yi Tesha took the initiative to pack up the cards and greeted Lan Kui, "Leave this man alone, let's play with the quilt."
Lan Kui wiped a handful of crocodile tears for Nag, and replied excitedly, "I want to play, I want to play~~ I won't lose without the team leader!"
"Hey... hey!!!" Comrade Nag, who was still complacent just now, burst into tears, "I was wrong, my lord princess, I shouldn't be so arrogant, I was wrong..."
It's wrong to get carried away too much kila~
04.
Space travel, the scenery of the universe is mysterious and gorgeous but silent and terrifying.
Waking up, He Xi looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window, but felt inexplicably suffocated.It's so quiet, so quiet that people doubt their own existence and make their souls tremble.
"It's really unaccustomed." Gintoki said suddenly, "If Shin Yagami is here, there will be a lot of noise."
Wrapped in a blanket, He Xi narrowed her eyes, "Missing the children at home? You really look like Daddy."
"This is called an adult's sense of responsibility, you don't understand."
"You really deserve a beating."
"Assignment."
As soon as Sakamoto Tatsuma walked in, he felt the malice from the universe.
"Ahahaha, you two have such a good relationship."
"Which eye of yours can see feelings?" Yin Shi coldly complained with his dead fish eyes open.
He Xi yawned and turned around again, pulling her to death.
"Don't be shy, Jin Toki." Sakamoto walked over, groping the back of his head, and sat next to Yin Toki, "We will be there soon, Jin Toki is the first time to travel in the universe, so are you scared?"
Yin Shi has blue veins on his head, "So I'm silver time and not golden time, how many times do you want to play this meme!"
"Ahahahaha, don't be afraid, Jin Shi, the universe is very interesting."
"Listen to people, you bastard!"
He Xi turned over, stretched out her hand and rubbed her eyes, "How long will it be?"
"Hmm... Another hour or so." Sakamoto Tatsuma stretched out a finger, "Have a good rest, Boss Hexi."
"That's it... Boss Sakamoto, how many hot weapons do you still have?" He Xi knocked on the armrest subconsciously, "Sell them all to me."
In this way, Tatsuma Sakamoto made another windfall.
So He Xi is one of his favorite guests... rich and generous.
05.
He Xi's method of breaking into Lei Guang's headquarters was very simple and rude...
According to Lianxi's promise, there are 3 spaceship channels that can connect to Leiguang headquarters, and Hexi will occupy all 3 channels at once.As soon as he stepped out of the spaceship, he took a machine gun and swept 360 degrees ahead, until the bastards who were trying to ambush the sneak attack retreated strategically.
"How dare you play sneak attack with me, sneak attack is my patent!"
Sakata Gintoki, who had been huddled in the spaceship just now and just came out, immediately despised him when he heard this sentence.
How about being so shameless!
No wonder there are a bunch of bastards...
After the blissful unilateral suppression just now, He Xi is now refreshed, and he simply and neatly disassembled the floor, digging out a pile of wires and cables buried under the floor.
Then he took out his dagger and cut off a few wires, directly causing the circuit in the spaceship's connection channel to be paralyzed.
"Tsk tsk...that's really ruthless."
Yin Shi touched his chin and clicked his tongue, because the circuit in this area was paralyzed, and after the originally bright fluorescent lights were all turned off, the emergency lights dimly came on.
The cyan light fell on Yinshi's body, which had a different effect.
He Xi swallowed silently, and said quietly: "Actually, you look quite cold, and when you look at you, your back feels chilly."
Cyan effect light plus dead fish eyes, the effect is not so good.
"Huh...?" Yin Shi was stunned for a moment, "What are you talking about?"
"We should go, Mr. Gintoki."
"What happened just now! Please turn back time!!"
"Stop talking nonsense, go find Dorabeep."
06.
Yi Tesha, who was playing with the quilt in the meeting room, was stunned for a moment as if sensing something.On the opposite side, Lan Kui said "j" and at the same time threw a jack of clubs from the reverse card in her hand. She patted the card with quick eyes and hands, and Yi Tessa had no time to react. All the high cards in Lan Kui's hand belonged to Yi Tessa .
Yi Tessa clicked her tongue and reached out to organize the cards in front of her.
They are all bad guys!Slow reaction to bullying home girls!
Yi Tessa tidied up slowly, opened the hand held aside and glanced at the screen.
Good, part of the base circuit is down.
"Well... Only brother dares to do such a thing."
As soon as she finished speaking, the pager placed in the meeting room beeped, which was extremely harsh.
Nag reached for it, and the boy's clear voice rang out, "You idiots, you dare to be lazy when you know I'm back?! Yi Tesa helped me turn on the loudspeaker, I have something to say."
Yi Tessa put the stack of cards aside, took the handcart, and dexterously and quickly flew over the keyboard with her ten fingers.
"nailed it."
He Xi nodded with satisfaction, picked up the pager and said, "Take the people in the base and go quickly, and go to the fast rescue team's boat."
"But... is it good enough?" Lan Kui expressed her concern.
"Stupid!" He Xi rolled his eyes, "Don't we have a spaceship ourselves? Just control the spaceship operation center!"
Just like him.
"The leader is mighty! Then shall we rush out now!!" Nag shouted excitedly.
"Brother, my collection was damaged by those bastards, and I don't have a gun now." Yi Tesha's tone was flat, but Hexi could hear the resentment in her tone.
"Report to the head! Sister Xuete is gone!" Lan Kui soft girl reported seriously.
He Xi nodded while listening, and Yin Shi behind him felt dizzy when he heard the swarm of complaints and reports.
This group of people is so annoying... Before, they were obviously all kinds of cold and cold!Are they all lies!
"I see, your task now is to take the people in the base away. Outsiders have received the news, be careful of the siege." Hexi issued an order in an orderly manner, "Nag protects Yi Tesha Lankui, and Lankui covers Nag , Yi Tessa went to rob the arsenal, and acted after I finished speaking. Do you understand?"
"Yes!"
He Xi took a deep breath and shouted into the microphone in the amplified state:
"You traitorous bastards, get off to the training ground! I'm going to teach you how to be a rabbit!"
The author has something to say:
☆, lightning strike
01.
"I want to teach you how to make rabbits!"
He Xi's rare aggressive provocation was like thunder on the ground, blowing up a bunch of rebel rabbits.
There is no way, this group of Yetu, who has been managed by Lianxi for a long time, always thinks that the head of the group, Hexi, is a wimp.
Not to mention the long girl, she has a coquettish and lazy personality, hangs around all day long, is good at shirking tasks, and is also nepotism-- Lan Kui Ruanmei's ability to be the captain of the intelligence team has always been controversial, and the best captain candidate is a buddy ——The mother is a bitch at all.
It's a shame to be despised by a bitch!
"Damn it, kill that kid!"
"That sissy dares to pull like that, teach him a lesson!"
"Go! Go to the training ground!"
……
The night rabbits who were scattered in Lei Guang's headquarters flocked to the training ground one after another, wanting to teach that sissy regiment leader a lesson.
"It seems that your prestige is not very good. A bunch of people want to beat you up." Yinshi squatted on the ground and fiddled with the dangerous and explosive objects at his feet with the handle of a knife, "Leader of Waste Materials."
"Uncle Waste, believe it or not, I will blow you up right now." The head of Waste Material threw a grenade from the other side of the training ground, "Next, it's for life-saving."
Yinshi caught the grenade with a face full of pain, holding such a lethal thing in his hand under great pressure.
He Xi stood up with a sigh of relief, picked up the submachine gun and assault rifle and put them on himself.The ink-colored kimono on his body has long been replaced by a light vest military uniform. There are two rows of bullets hanging on his body. On the left side of his waist is the red knife Yasuna, and the other is hung with magazines and grenades, and a dagger is tied on the outside of his right thigh.
"Suddenly I feel that you are not an ordinary danger." Yin Shi looked at He Xi who was fully armed with black lines, "Actually, you are the most dangerous person here, and I have to worry about those night rabbits instead."
He Xi raised his eyebrows, "It's an honor for you to overestimate me so much, but it's a big taboo to underestimate the enemy. How can we deal with Yetu without this amount, and there are still a bunch of Yetu."
"If you don't want to die, you'd better put on your gun as soon as possible. Your wooden knife alone won't be able to get out of Yetu's encirclement."
The training field is the largest and most solid place in the Leiguang headquarters, and it is the best choice for fighting.Moreover, there is more than one entrance and exit in the training ground, and a total of five entrances and exits are distributed in a five-pointed star shape, which is convenient for slipping away during the chaos.
Yetus swarmed in from 5 entrances. In the center of the training ground was the head of the sissy group and an unfamiliar silver-haired curly hair. Their fully armed appearance made their blood boil even more, and the blood in Yetu's body eager to fight was clamoring. with.
"Go on!"
He Xi laughed contemptuously, "Everyone, please use your brains, it's a brain-eating age."
After finishing speaking, He Xi pressed the detonation button in his hand.
The first night rabbits to rush into the training ground were the first to fall victim to the first explosion.
Hexi picked up the submachine gun and assault rifle with his left and right hands, and fired left and right in all directions.Yinshi also did his part, picked up his rifle and started shooting, never leaving the spot.
"You bastard, come here and fight!" Yetu, who was suppressed by a large amount of ammunition at the entrance, roared.
He Xi clicked his tongue in disdain, and roared back loudly, "Who in the whole universe doesn't know that your Yetu tribe is the first in the singles, you treat me as an idiot, use your brains, you idiot."
"Hey, hey... Didn't you teach them how to make rabbits? It's not good to grow them like this." Yin Shi leaned against He Xi and shot left and right, jokingly said with a smile.
"I still have 4 rounds of bombs to detonate..." He Xi calmly changed the bullets and fired left and right, "You go out and teach them how to be rabbits, and I will detonate the bombs..."
"...If you don't plant, you don't plant!"
"Shut up if you don't have one."
After the last round of bombs detonated, He Xi had almost run out of all the bullets and weapons he bought from Tatsuma Sakamoto.He Xi pulled out the safety bolt and threw the grenade towards an exit. The exploding grenade instantly cleared an open space.
"It's time to roll silver."
He Xi roared, threw the gun with no bullets in his hand towards Ye Tu, drew out the dagger tied to his thigh and rushed forward.
As the strongest fighting nation in the universe and one of the three major mercenary races, the Yetu tribe must be bloody and difficult to deal with. Coupled with the heaven-defying strange power and resilience, it is simply impossible to live.
"A bunch of fucking monsters, you can't die like this!" Yinshi threw away the gun on his body, squatted down to avoid the sudden umbrella behind him, and stabbed backward with his wooden knife.
"Nonsense, otherwise why is it called the strongest fighting nation in the universe." Hexi dodged backwards, left and right, squatted down and adjusted his center of gravity to charge forward, drew a knife with his left hand to block the umbrella, and slashed the dagger with his right towards the aorta.
Even with the overwhelming arms suppression, Yetu's casualties did not appear too many.The sturdy umbrella blocks a lot of bullets and recovers quickly even if it hits, but it can also delay others for a while to escape.
The black-haired boy narrowed his eyes, flicked the blood off the dagger, and rushed to the pile of night rabbits again with the red knife in his hand.
"I'm really a good leader who sacrifices himself for the regiment!"
02.
Nag lay prone on the door of the meeting room, holding his breath to pay attention to the movement outside the door.As the series of running sounds disappeared, the door gradually returned to calm.
"Hmm... people seem to have left..." Nag whispered, "What should we do now? Go rob first?"
"Robbery!" Yi Tesha was unusually energetic.
"Then I'm going to collect information." Lan Kui clapped her hands, and countless chains sprang out from behind inexplicably. Eyes opened on the chains, spread around the room, and finally disappeared on the wall.
Yi Tesha watched the miraculous scene silently, and said calmly: "I always thought those chains were so miraculous, and now I see them even more so."
"Miss Xiaosha, are you praising me..."
After confirming that there was no one outside, Nag kicked open the door, "Go, I'll open the way."
Xue Te looked at the three Nags who had fled on the screen expressionlessly, and asked sideways: "They are going to escape, what should we do?"
"Well……"
The blond-haired boy standing behind Xue Te looked around with great interest, and finally moved his eyes to the projection screen monitoring the training ground - a black-haired boy and a silver-haired man shot wildly with machine guns - "Whatever they want, Just go and go."
"My goal is Hexi."
03.
I haven't been so embarrassed for a long time...
He Xi kicked away the umbrella that had been split, and stabbed the umbrella bearer's eyes with a red knife.Yotu, who was sneaking up behind him, was blocked by Gintoki, and the wooden knife ordered from the TV shopping advertisement made a faint cry of being about to break.
Sure enough, creatures like Yetu disappeared at the end of the universe quickly...
The umbrella approached with strong wind pressure, and He Xi, who was caught off guard, was stabbed with a hole in his shoulder. The severe pain spread all over his body, and the pain was so painful that he could hardly hold the handle of the knife.
Gritting his teeth to endure the pain, while holding the dagger in his right hand, he took out a few small knives from the back of his waist, and nailed the opponent's feet with the red knife in his left hand.When the opponent was attracted by the pain under his feet, he threw the dagger and knife at the opponent, hitting the throat and face.
Except for the cute little Kagura, all the other bastards, Yatusa, get the hell out!
The black-haired boy stepped on the fallen Yetu and pulled out his dagger, surrounded by Yetu who surrounded him.
Holding the wooden knife in one hand, Yinshi looked at Yetu gloomily all around while panting.
no way no money.
04.
Earth Raikage
The guy in the black and white striped suit smiled and stood in the head room that had been tidied up.Standing with his hands behind his back, he looked a bit young and talented, and standing next to him was Ao Wang in a bartender uniform.
"Hello everyone, I am Lei Guang's buddy." The buddy stretched out his hand to signal Ao Wang, "This is our third team leader, Master Ao Wang."
"Excuse me, I would like to ask all the leaders, so close to our Lei Guang headquarters..." The guy smiled and narrowed his eyes, "What's your business?"
A glamorous female group leader pushed back her hair on her shoulders, with a look of disdain in her eyes, "Who are you... are you qualified to talk to us?"
A second-rate team leader who relies on his connections.The guy glanced at her lightly, and the corners of his mouth curled up into a pure arc, "Ah, I'm a guy called Lei Guang Diplomat. You don't even know me, the head of the regiment. I'm a bit weak in intelligence gathering."
"you……!!"
The buddy ignored the furious beauty leader, "Leaders, entering within 1 light-year of Lei Guang headquarters without our group's consent is a matter stipulated by the Universal Mercenary Group General Assembly. Any mercenary group that breaks the mercenary group According to the regulations of the General Assembly, the nearby mercenary regiments must be besieged to death, are the regiment leaders at the scene going to break the regulations?"
The young man in a black and white striped suit had a cold look in his eyes, "Lei Guang doesn't mind cleaning up the trash."
The mercenary groups who came to find fault were all new recruits or second-rate people with connections behind them. The guys had been monitoring the spaceships around the headquarters that were just around the corner, and they all ran out today.
Just come out, I'm afraid you won't come out.
The guy had a pleasant smile, and his voice was gentle but vicious.
"My lords, let me say something next. If you have time to play tricks here, it's better to hone your strength. This is the first time I've seen you being so happy as a gunman. You won't be so stupid that you are in such a situation. I don't even know the seat."
"I would like to advise you, a guy without strength can only be reduced to someone else's pawn."
"If you don't leave, don't blame us for being cruel and merciless in cleaning up the garbage."
The heavy words uttered by the buddy made all the heads of the mercenary regiments present blush, and a certain head who was provoked intolerable roared, "What are you arrogant about? Don't think that we don't know that your Lei Guang is fighting inside, we can't tell the difference at all!" Manpower. There is nothing we can do to besiege you together!"
"You underestimate us, Lei Guang, too." The man sneered, "If you don't get out, we'll be to blame."
After finishing speaking, the buddy turned off the projection call, and the room returned to silence.
Ao Wang sighed lightly, "Are you all right?"
The man pursed his lips, "It's okay."
"What about those people?"
"Not everyone is at the headquarters. Someone will clean up those guys."
"...Have you finished the tasks assigned by the head?"
"Um……"
"Come down for a drink?"
"Um……"
"The captain will be fine."
"Ah."
05.
Lei Guang headquarters, training ground.
He Xi and Yin Shi, who were surrounded by groups, panted and looked at Yetu warily.
"You can't escape."
Said Usagi holding an umbrella.
"Oh, really." He Xi opened the corner of his mouth, "Yin Shi, are you dead?"
"I'm still alive and kicking!"
"That's it... that Yinshi, do you believe me?"
"Huh? I believe you are a fool." Yin Shi, who was standing on the other side, said disdainfully.
"Ruthless guy." He Xi withdrew the red knife, turning the dagger between his fingers, "At least you have to trust me this time."
"Okay, okay, I'll just trust you once. Then what do you trust?"
The black-haired boy smiled confidently, "I believe we can break through them."
"Arrogance." The surrounding Yetu laughed.
In the next second, countless umbrellas swung towards He Xi and Yinshi with the scalp-numbing wind pressure.
In the next second, Hexi held the machine in his hand and pressed a series of instructions.
In the next second, the floor of the training ground vibrated inexplicably, the gravity weakened, and it seemed to be able to float.
In the next second, the floor of the training ground cracked, and the darkness of the universe appeared under his feet, accompanied by a frightening suction.
In the next second, everything on and around the training ground was sucked away by this powerful suction, and thrown into the boundless universe!
In just a few seconds, all Yetu and He Xiyinshi on the training ground were thrown into the mysterious and vast universe!No one can resist the power of the universe!Even a night rabbit!
The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~!
I wish the head of the silver time a happy journey to the universe...
☆, Thunderbolt
01.
How does the human body feel when it enters the universe?
Step by step towards the feeling of death.
When the human body enters the universe, it will be suspended due to the lack of planetary gravity. At the same time, the human body will first suffocate, and the air retained in the lungs will be lost quickly-but due to the support of the lung structure, the human chest will not collapse, and the heart will still function normally; The eardrum will not be ruptured, and the sound of blood flow can be heard; the blood is still flowing in the body, and the brain and thinking are normal.
But at the same time, because there is no air pressure in the surrounding environment, the gas in the human body begins to diffuse outward from the cells on the body surface: skin cells rupture—the water starts to boil, and the body surface temperature drops; lung cells burst—the alveolar tissue completely collapses, and then freezes immediately. The ice becomes a piece of frozen meat.This process gradually extends to the stomach and intestinal tract, the conjunctiva of the eyes ruptures and freezes, the eardrum and inner auditory canal are damaged, and the voice of the human body cannot be heard.In this case, it can be said that the organs burst to death, and finally frozen into frozen meat floating in space.
When the human body enters the universe, it will not die immediately, nor will it lose consciousness immediately, so people will watch themselves step by step towards death with their own eyes.
The feeling of suffocation without breathing is frightening, the state of suspension without support is disturbing, and the uncontrollable physical condition is frightening.
For the first time, He Xi, who was thrown into the universe without losing consciousness, felt so close to death. He opened his mouth to murmur, but there was no sound—sound cannot be transmitted in a vacuum.
[This time I played too big. 】
Feeling the changes in her own body, He Xi quietly closed her eyes, quiet and silent.
A powerful force that cannot be resisted, enough to kill a person in an instant, giving people an unparalleled shock, a cruel universe.
Gintoki resisted the urge to yell shit—even though he couldn't yell, he tried his best to squirm his body to make himself levitate nicely—even though it was still so funny.
[This time I cheated my father to death. 】
The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched deeply, deeply feeling the shock of the universe.
02.
"Hahahahahaha is indeed Hexi!"
Lianyan, who has been paying attention to the training ground, saw that the floor of the training ground suddenly cracked, and everyone on the field was thrown into the universe. Suddenly, he hugged his stomach and laughed, "He is the only one who can do such a crazy thing hahahahahaha !"
Suddenly he stopped laughing, and gave an order with a blank face, "Hurry up and send a spaceship to catch Yetu. If Hexi would do this, he must save his hand and keep an eye on the quick aid team."
"Understood." The capable blond woman issued an order neatly, and carried out her task meticulously.
Lian Yan watched Xue Te quietly, and said jokingly: "As expected of an elite secretary, she is particularly agile in doing things."
Xue Te slowly put down the mobile phone in his hand, his blue eyes were calm, "I'm overwhelmed."
03.
Directly below the training ground of the Cosmic Lightning Headquarters
The small branch of the red fast aid fleet quietly lurks under the Lei Guang headquarters. Just when a large number of people are thrown out of the training ground, this red spaceship is dispatched at a lightning-like speed.Its mission is to catch the two douchebags in time who don't care about their own safety.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Captain He Xi has something wrong with his brain! Jin Shi, who is crazy with Captain He Xi, is also not normal!" Sakamoto Tatsuma, who was in command of the red fleet, laughed at his partner and himself once. comrades.
Mutsu, who was standing next to Sakamoto Tatsuma, complained expressionlessly, "Boss, you have no right to criticize others. Sometimes I really want to throw you into the universe to fend for itself."
"Ahahahahaha, Mutsu is really evil."
"Quickly die."
... After some usual bickering, Mutsu suddenly pointed to the screen in front of him, "I found it, go there quickly!"
"Oh, oh, it's a miracle that he's still alive!" Sakamoto Tatsuma rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "Ahahahahaha, it's really them, hahahaha."
The red fleet quickly arrived below the suspended Hexi and Yinshi, opened the hatch of the fleet and sent spacemen to approach them and pull them back to the fleet.
"This completes the agreement with Captain Hexi." Sakamoto Tatsuma pushed the small sunglasses on his nose, "Ah, what a terrible calculation ability, the terrifying leader Lei Guang."
Mutsu lowered the hat above his head with his hand and remained silent.
When flying from Earth to Lei Guang headquarters, He Xi found Tatsuma Sakamoto alone and asked him to do something.
"Sakamoto-dono, can you send
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