[Gang Guild][Ouyang Sisi]: I was brutally killed by [Wan Shulan] in Kunlun.

[Guild] [Mo Shang]: →_→?

[Guild] [Yin Donghui]: →_→?

[Guild][Ouyang Sisi]: QAQ

It goes back about an hour—

Ouyang Sisi, the leader of the gang [On the Water Side], is a ladyboy army girl who has been dedicated to iron prisons for 500 years.Recently, he is worrying about money.

As a super prodigal who spends money like running water and has no way to collect money, he spends his basic salary with his left hand and his right hand, and his body does not exceed 500 gold all the year round.Facing the upcoming new dungeon, he felt a lot of pressure.

That night, Ouyang Sisi ran to the Valley of the Wicked to relax after taking his apprentices to idle.While listening to Lao Wang playing the flute, he chatted with the conductor about how to make money.

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: Old demon, I want to ask you something.

[Secret Chat] [Xiao Shui Ling] said quietly: Say.

Xiao Shui Ling is the vice-leader of the gang, and also the commander of the team. She is a sword-pure lolita, and her real self is a jet-lagged party from Maple Leaf Country, a real man.These days, he is troubled by the lack of manpower in the gang and the problem of strange job allocation.

The old demon in Ouyang Sisi's mouth - the old demon, is Xiao Shui Ling. In the whole gang, only the gang leader Ouyang Sisi and the battlefield commander Jiang Cheng Yingyue called him the old demon, and everyone else respectfully called him "Master Commander". The reason... that's a story about the food chain.

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: Does the camp give 100 gold every day?

[Secret chat] [Xiao Shui Ling] quietly said: Uh... what's wrong?

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: Nothing, just ask.

He replied with a simple face, but he had his own calculations in his heart, 100 gold a day, 1000 gold in ten days, it seems pretty good to add up slowly,

[Secret chat] [Xiao Shui Ling] quietly said: Oh...

[Secret Chat][Xiao Shui Ling] said quietly: I heard that there are quite a lot of sharp people in the camp ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] quietly said:  …

Ouyang Sisi was silent, and he began to think about the higher or lower between the daily rewards and the equipment repair fee after being killed.Suddenly, a few lines of green words jumped out on the screen.

[Guild][Xiao Shui Ling]: The online reminder is changed to: Anyone who hooks up with the sharp poison scripture, snail gang or joins the gang before the opening of the Candle Dragon Hall will be rewarded.

[Guild][Xiao Shui Ling]: The latest announcement has been changed to: Anyone who hooks up with the Sharp Poison Sutra, the Snail Group or joins the gang before the opening of the Candle Dragon Hall will be rewarded.

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: What is this? #happy

Ouyang Sisi's attention was successfully diverted, and the small calculations in her heart were thrown away, leaving only the word "big reward" in her eyes.

[Secret Chat][Xiao Shui Ling] quietly said: Reward announcement, I just changed it #酷

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] quietly said:  …

Great rewards, sharp people, camps... Ouyang Sisi slapped his head.

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] quietly said: I want to join the camp!

[Secret Chat][Xiao Shui Ling] quietly said: Come in if you want ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Secret Chat][Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: But I pretended to die easily QAQ

The implication: I am poor, and the equipment repair fee is very expensive, okay?

[Secret Chat][Xiao Shui Ling] quietly said: It is the responsibility of protecting the master #玫瑰

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] quietly said: (⊙o⊙)...

[Secret Chat][Xiao Shui Ling] said quietly: The big tits in the gang will bind you#笑眼

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] quietly said: (⊙o⊙)...

[Secret Chat] [Xiao Shui Ling] said quietly: You are an iron prison, are you afraid of a hairy person? #despise

[Secret Chat][Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: #流汗也很好

[Secret Chat][Ouyang Sisi] Quietly said: BOSS can resist, what am I afraid of#呲牙

So, in order to flicker the adults, uh no! With "encouragement", the gang leader Ouyang Sisi put aside all worries and resolutely clicked [I want to join the Valley of the Wicked].

Then... the scene at the beginning happened.

[Guild][Hyacinth]: Σ(°△°|||)︴isn't he a visitor from space?

[Association] [Crazy for a while]: What's the situation?

[Guild][Jiangcheng Yingyue]: Isn't Lao Ou neutral?

[Guild][Ouyang Sisi]: Hey, hey, he just joined the camp, he lost his soul, and a famous monster wanted to go on his way, but QAQ... Yueyue, crazy, begging for a hug QAQ

[Guild] [Jiangcheng Yingyue] is offline.

[Guild] [A burst of madness] is offline.

[Gang Guild][Ouyang Sisi]: ...Oh shit, two inhumane ones.

[Guild][Mo Shang]: Well, red names are all strange.

[Guild][Yin Donghui]: 233333 was killed on the way.

[Guild][Hyacinth]: Old Ou joined the camp?

[Gang Guild][Little Thousands]: Isn’t Master Master a Mushroom Party?#Stay

[Guild][Hyacinth]: Do you want me to nurse you, Old Ou?

[Gang Guild][Yin Donghui]: He didn’t pretend to output ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Guild][Mo Shang]: [War? Kunlun? Wan Shulan], there are T and milk, come to DPS, 2=3#阴防#阴险

[Association][Little Thousands]: #kuanghan#kuanghan

The complaints on the guild channel became more and more heated, but Ouyang Sisi, the resurrected contestant who was lying in the corpse, had no time to answer them.His eyes closely followed the poisonous sister who just killed him, from left to right, from front to back, never leaving for a moment.

The poisonous sister committed suicide, neither guarding his corpse nor leaving.

This was the first time he was killed, less than 5 minutes after he bid farewell to Pharaoh.Surprisingly, he didn't feel sorry for the equipment repair fee, but was faintly inexplicably excited.

At that point, Ouyang Sisi got up on the spot and approached the poisonous sister, and was surprised to find that the other party hadn't joined the guild, and then clicked on the other party's equipment to check, and then...he was frightened!Famous sword set plus graduation weapon.

Ou Sicheng in front of the computer was overjoyed and couldn't help shouting, "Sharp Poison Sutra!" Then he added the other party as a friend without hesitation.

Immediately afterwards, a secret word "ding" was given to Xiao Shui Ling.

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: There is a big reward for recruiting people into the gang, is it true?

[Secret Chat] [Xiao Shui Ling] said quietly: Of course.

[Secret chat] [Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: Wait!

"Reward" - a must-have for new dungeons!Poor man's first pot of gold!His eyes glowed green and looked at Sister Poison.I really came up with whatever I wanted, and the previous excitement turned out to be because of this.Ou Sicheng grinned with a big smile, the prey was in front of him, and he just waited for him to go up and catch it and help him claim the reward.

Thinking that the bounty came from that iron rooster, the smile on Ou Sicheng's face couldn't help but deepened a bit.

However, he seems to have made a mistake. The poisonous sister in front of him is a PVP graduate, and what Xiao Shuiling wants is the sharp poisonous scriptures for playing dungeons with the group.

But the poor and crazy Iron Prison Army Lady didn't have time to think about it. He put away his long ///// gun and stood fearlessly four feet away from Du Jie.

As a demon account, what he is most proud of is the cute skills that he "thinks" he is full of talent. He switched to another clean chat window.Move your finger, and a line of white characters appears on the screen.

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: #您#您# Poor, poisonous sister, you are so tired

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: The poisonous sister taught me how to fight and not howling#您#您#您#

Sister Du paused for a moment, then slapped a hundred feet to kill a newly spawned wolf behind her.

[Recent chat][Ouyang Sisi]: I just saw the name of the poisonous sister, I thought it was a flowery flower #欧脸

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: Sister Poison, your...

The one-man show sang for about 5 minutes, but Du Jie just ignored him, watching the clock approaching one o'clock in the morning, Ou Sicheng, unable to resist sleepiness, decided to get straight to the point.

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: Does Dujie usually play dungeons?

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: I'm looking for a fixed and greasy piece #笑眼# shy

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: Sister Poison, don't you have a gang?Do you want to come to my gang?Chinese paper girls are very loving #玫瑰#玫瑰#玫瑰

Ouyang Sisi jumped up and down while typing, walking around Sister Du in various ways to show her presence, but Sister Du still ignored him, just when he was about to make persistent efforts, Sister Du turned around and got on the horse to leave.Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Ouyang Sisi rushed forward in a hurry.

And then... no more.

[Recent Chat][Ouyang Sisi]: QAQ

Ouyang Sisi was lying straight on the ground, while the poisonous sister stood quietly in place, out of the fight.

"Ding" a secret chat prompt.

[Secret chat] [Wan Shulan] quietly said: Sorry, it's a conditioned reflex.

[Secret Chat][Ouyang Sisi] said quietly: #黑死It’s okay...it’s my own blood that owes me back...

Turning around and getting on the horse, Sister Du gave him a ride from the back.

[The first hook-up failed and the achievement was achieved! ] Osscheng clicked back to the camp, glanced at the clock which was one o'clock in the morning, and silently exited the game.

[Guild] [Ouyang Sisi] is offline.

Ou Sicheng turned over and fell into the bed to lie flat.This is the first time he failed to hook up with others in the game, and it was the kind of fiasco that was completely ignored.What is this called, apologizing when you have time but not replying to his other words.Even if he said that he would not pay the book or join the gang, he would do nothing, Ou Sicheng secretly slandered.

When he was depressed, he suddenly realized something belatedly: he was a female account, and the other party was also a female account, and one female account was desperately trying to be cute to another adult account. ...

Forget it, it must be because it was too late that I made such a low-level mistake.The so-called end of the world where there is no grass, life will inevitably be dumped.There is still some time before the opening of the Candle Dragon Hall, so continue to look for it.He turned over and fell into a deep sleep.

in game.

[Guild] [Jiangcheng Yingyue] is online.

[Guild] [A burst of madness] is online.

[Guild][Hyacinth]: Hey, it’s a bit fast after rolling the sheets~~~

[Association][A burst of madness]: #呲牙Just the fuse broke!

[Guild] [Jiangcheng Yingyue]: What's the situation with Lao Ou?

[Guild][Little Thousands]: Master was killed twice by one person QAQ Sang Xin went offline...

[Associate] [Crazy]: What's that man's name?

[Guild][Hyacinth]: Wan Shulan

[Association][Crazy for a while]: I'll go to him to settle the score!

[Guild][Hyacinth]: # Helpless fighting chicken, don't be impulsive.

[Association][A burst of madness]: #angryman is not online!

[Guild][Jiangcheng Yingyue]: How did Lao Ou join the camp?

The gang channel was silent for a moment.A word of anger asked everyone's question.And the Commander, who has never spoken, seems to be waiting for someone to ask this question.

[Guild][Little Shui Ling]: ┑( ̄Д ̄)┍ is for money!

What?For money?The friends in the gang were all shocked.

[Guild][Jiangcheng Yingyue]: Old monster, is he offering a reward for you?

[Guild][Xiao Shui Ling]: Cough cough...the gang is short of people, you know...#poor

Now everyone in the gang understands, and the gang leader has been tricked by the commander again.

Jiangcheng Yingyue made a helpless expression and said nothing.

I have to admit that although Ouyang Sisi is chatty, arrogant, flamboyant, and often acts stupid unintentionally, his ability to seduce people is indeed unmatched by anyone in the gang.

So the end result is——for the smooth land reclamation of the new dungeon, and for ordering the adults not to harm other people, everyone has a tacit understanding that they should play, wash, and sleep, and no one has exposed this layer.

The author has something to say: Returning to the keyboard system is very easy_(:з」∠)_Can I ask for support_(:з」∠)_

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