Seriously talk about a relationship

Going back to the dormitory at night, Wu Hongzhi sat on a chair with a dull expression.Lan Bin glanced at him and asked, "Have you finally drained your brains?"

Wu Hongzhi slowly turned his head to Lan Bin, and tears streamed down his face for a long time.

"Lan Bin, I'm screwed, I got my girlfriend's birthday wrong!"

Lan Bin looked at the face that was so depressed that it was almost out of shape: "Haven't you and your girlfriend been dating for 4 years?"

Wu Hongzhi burst into tears: "But I always record her birthday on December 12 as November 11. What should I do, this time she is super angry and hasn't answered my calls for more than an hour!"

Lan Bin replied: "Oh." Then there was no further text.

Wu Hongzhi patted the table: "You're just oh? I'm about to break up with my girlfriend! Break up!"

Lan Bin didn't even bother to look at it: "Otherwise? Who told you to keep remembering wrongly? It's not like you don't know that girls care about this kind of thing the most. It's fine if you are an ordinary person, but that's your girlfriend, and you've been dating for 4 years. , you can make mistakes for 4 years, who can not be angry?"

Wu Hongzhi covered his face and wailed: "Stop talking, the more you talk, the more ashamed I will be. What if she really breaks up with me?"

I really wanted to answer, "Let's find another one, anyway, there are so many people chasing you", but Lan Bin still couldn't do such a thing as beating mandarin ducks, let alone the relationship between the two, so he suggested: "Then you Apologize desperately, apologize desperately, until she forgives you."

"She won't answer my phone."

"SMS, idiot! Send a love letter with both voice and emotion, and she won't be moved to death."

Wu Hongzhi froze immediately: "Love letters? With my brain of a science student, how can I write with both emotion and emotion? It's not a liberal arts... student who reads books every day." Speaking of this, Wu Hongzhi suddenly thought of his own. The roommate's amazing reading volume, his eyes lit up, and he rubbed against him, "Lan Bin~" The flattering tone and enchanting tone made Lan Bin's goosebumps stand up in fright.

"Hey, you have something to say, stay away from me!"

Wu Hongzhi pretended not to see Lan Bin's disgusted face, and continued flattering: "Lan Bin, I know your writing is the best, so help me write a love letter."

Lan Bin sneered: "Even the love letter has to be written by someone else, it's your girlfriend who deserved to dump you."

Wu Hongzhi jumped up and shouted: "I haven't shaken it yet! Don't be crowed!"

Lan Bin rolled his eyes, turned on the bedside lamp, and read a book.

Wu Hongzhi rubbed over again: "Xiao Binbin~"

Lan Bin kicked over directly: "Get away from me!"

Wu Hongzhi hugged Lan Bin's feet and cried loudly: "Lan Bin, just help me, I really don't want to break up with her, so just treat her as a good deed and help me, huh?" He blinked, "Last time Xia Zihao still I helped you get it done, you just help, please~"

Lan Bin shook off his hand: "You have the nerve to say so! Xia Zihao was clearly provoked by you!"

Wu Hongzhi lay beside the bed, and said pitifully, "Yes, yes, everything you say is right, so please, help me, help me."

Lan Bin tilted his head and thought for a while: "What benefits do I have?"

Seeing hope, Wu Hongzhi's entire face glowed: "Twenty genuine books, take your pick!"

"make a deal!"

With strong support, Wu Hongzhi became more confident, and began to hum the song.But in less than a minute, Lan Bin called to him: "Okay, you can send it over."

"So fast?" Wu Hongzhi took the notebook that Lan Bin handed to him, and saw "I'm sorry, baby, I love you" written on it, but there was nothing else, "What are you doing, Lan Bin, what are you doing?" Isn't it too perfunctory for me? Just a few words can be called a love letter? Isn't the apology too insincere?"

Lan Bin looked at him with the eyes of an idiot: "Don't judge me by your IQ." Pointing to the words on the paper, "This is for today, anyway, your girlfriend is angry now, no matter how much she writes, she won't take it." I will forgive you so quickly, it is better to take it step by step slowly. From today on, you will send a message to your girlfriend every day at this time, every day, every day sweet talk, I do not believe that your girlfriend will not forgive you. "

Wu Hongzhi, who finally understood what was going on, immediately put on a flattering expression: "Then what's the news every day after this?"

Lan Bin gave him a blank look: "I'll write for you."

Wu Hongzhi laughed continuously, but after laughing for a while, he said: "However, only one text message per day can do it?"

"Don't be dissatisfied, I'll help you write a love letter is enough to give you face."

"Oh, send the Buddha to the west, help people to the end. Lan Bin, I know you are the best person, so just help me."

"Don't be disgusting, let's talk well." After thinking for a while, Lan Bin stretched out his hand, "Give me the phone."

"Why?" Having said that, Wu Hongzhi obediently handed over the phone.

Lan Bin took the phone and said: "Knowing yourself and the enemy can win every battle. I don't know your girlfriend, so the first thing to do is to get to know her. Hey, send your girlfriend's Weibo, Qzone, blog, WeChat, etc. Show them all to me."

It made sense, Wu Hongzhi immediately helped Lan Bin check all the information about his girlfriend.He didn't even think about it, is it appropriate to help another man understand his girlfriend?Fortunately, Lan Bin didn't have any thoughts, otherwise Wu Hongzhi would have to cry to death in the end.

After handing the phone to Lan Bin, Wu Hongzhi watched it with him at first, but he gave up after an hour and went to play games alone.

Lan Bin returned the phone to Wu Hongzhi until 2 o'clock in the morning.

"finish watching?"

"Ah."

"Any ideas?"

"It's okay." After a pause, Lan Bin explained to Wu Hongzhi, "Call Xia Zihao out tomorrow, don't say I called you, just say you have something to ask him."

Wu Hongzhi asked curiously: "Why did you call him? Let me tell you first, that guy is so handsome, I don't want my girlfriend to see him."

Lan Bin complained: "You are so promising, you don't even dare to let your girlfriend see you when you are young. I think you should break up as soon as possible, so as not to have long dreams in the future."

"Don't. Just tell me, what are you calling him for?"

"I'll talk about it tomorrow. I'm sleepy. Go to bed first."

"Okay then, good night. You must say it when you wake up!"

Lan Bin threw a pen over.