Seriously talk about a relationship

"The weather is fine today. It reminds me of the day I went to the zoo with you. At that time, your smile was as beautiful as the sunshine now. I'm sorry, baby, I love you."

"Remember to cover the quilt when you sleep at night, don't catch a cold. I'm sorry, baby, I love you."

"The weather is getting drier, eat more fruits, so you will be more and more beautiful. I'm sorry, baby, I love you."

"..."

Wu Hongzhi looked at the pile of messages waiting to be edited and sent on the notebook in his hand, raised his head and said to Lan Bin who was sitting by the window: "Lan Bin, it has been three days."

Lan Bin turned a page: "Yes."

"Hmm, what, um, I mean, three days have passed since the last delivery of Guiling jelly."

"Oh."

"Oh, it's not a problem!" Wu Hongzhi snatched the book from Lan Bin and forced him to look at him, "Tell me, when will you give my girlfriend a gift again?"

Lan Bin looked coldly at Wu Hongzhi until he couldn't take it anymore and put the book back into Lan Bin's hands.

Lan Bin lowered his head and said while reading the book: "If you want to give it away, you can give it away. She is your girlfriend. You should know what she likes. After buying it, let Xia Zihao give it to you. It's over."

Wu Hongzhi smiled wryly: "You think I haven't thought about it, but he said, said..." Gritting his teeth, Wu Hongzhi finished the sentence in one breath, "He said, if you don't go together, he won't send it!"

Closing the book with a "snap", Lan Bin said angrily, "Why!"

"You came up with this bad idea." A cold but pleasant voice came from the door, Xia Zihao pushed the door open and walked in, as if this was his own room.

Lan Bin hummed: "I gave the idea, why should I do the hard work?"

Xia Zihao walked up to him, leaned down, and looked at him with cold eyes: "It's very simple, because I'm upset! Don't try to push me to that nympho alone, you just stay out of it."

Lan Bin stared back without showing any weakness: "That's your job, it has nothing to do with me, if you want to die, go alone, don't pull me!"

Xia Zihao sneered: "You think you can kill me? It's not certain who will die."

When Lan Bin wanted to say something else, Wu Hongzhi first begged for mercy loudly: "Forget me, please, you two, please stop fighting! I'm almost dying of anxiety, and you are still in the mood to bicker."

Xia Zihao straightened his slender body, and said bluntly: "It deserves it."

Lan Bin was more straightforward, and opened the book again.

Wu Hongzhi threw himself in front of Lan Bin: "Lan Bin, Big Brother Lan, you should be a good person to the end, help me, help me."

Lan Bin looked at him like he was looking at a corpse: "Apart from this trick, do you have anything else?"

"A bed bookcase!"

"make a deal!"

Getting up from the ground, Wu Hongzhi scolded: "You group of people who have suffered thousands of knives, you are really killing me hard."

After finishing speaking, Wu Hongzhi regretted it, because Xia Zihao stretched out his beautiful hand in front of him.

Wu Hongzhi looked at him vigilantly: "What are you doing?"

Xia Zihao said in a very normal tone: "Kill you, give me your car keys."

Wu Hongzhi was quiet for two seconds, and then looked up at the sky and howled wildly: "You kill people without blinking an eye! That's a new car! How long have I only used it myself!" Xia Zihao was unmoved, and said coolly: "The car key!"

Prove one thing again, you must be cautious when making friends.

There were exquisitely packaged chocolates on the back seat, and Lan Bin was sitting in the passenger seat, concentrating on reading.

Xia Zihao glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and deliberately drove the car to an uneven place, making the car turbulent, so there was no way to read.

Lan Bin accidentally bumped his head. He looked at Xia Zihao and found him snickering: "Hey! Did you do it on purpose?"

Xia Zihao shrugged: "What are you talking about?"

Lan Bin really wanted to bite him to death, but there was no evidence, and there was really nothing he could do about it.

For the sake of safety, Lan Bin put the book back into the bag and looked at the scenery outside the window.

"Hey, Xia Zihao, why did you drop out of school?" Maybe because it was too quiet, Lan Bin found a topic to talk about.

Xia Zihao spun the steering wheel: "Why should I tell you?"

"Then why didn't you tell me?"

"What's the use of telling you?"

"Then what's the harm in not telling me?"

"Have you understood?"

"If you don't tell me, how do you know I don't understand?"

"Fuck, are you playing tongue twisters with me?"

"Obviously you are arguing with me, I just want to talk to you."

"Talking fart!"

At the red light, Xia Zihao stepped on the brakes.

Lan Bin turned to look at him: "By the way, what are you upset about seeing me? Why does it feel like I owe you money when you see me?"

Xia Zihao tapped lightly on the steering wheel: "It's obviously you, isn't it? It's only the second time we met, so you K me with your schoolbag!"

"Isn't that why you slept in my bed without permission? If you didn't ask me to give you the room so brutally when we first met, how could a polite person like me do that."

When the green light came on, Xia Zihao pushed the gear and turned the steering wheel: "Are you polite? Asking me to pay you a book for no reason is polite? Is it polite to ask customers to eat shit?"

The corner of Lan Bin's mouth twitched: "Are you going to settle the old score?"

"Each each other."

Lan Bin gave him a big roll of his eyes, turned his head to look out the window, and didn't want to pay any more attention to that rotten guy who only had a pretty face.

This time it was Xia Zihao who spoke first: "Hello."

"what?"

"How old is your kid? Why does he look like a junior high school student?"

If it wasn't for the sake of his life, Lan Bin really wanted to slap this bastard to death!