Me eating soft rice in the arms of the Zerg

On the sofa in the living room, a figure sat upright with his back straight...

But if you take a closer look, you will find that the person's face has dull eyes and a dull expression.

Xie Ruan was stupid.

I was woken up early in the morning again, so I agreed to go to bed later today?

Well, it's a little late, but!It's really just "a little bit"!Fuck...

why does he go to school,

Why is school so hard? !

Why can't he escape the fate of going to school even though he has changed the universe...

Amidst Xie Ruan's cry of grief and indignation, the time for school arrived as scheduled.

Xie Ruan went out hanging on Celtic.

It was still hanging on Celtic when I got off the spaceship.

"..."

The two standing at the door have attracted the attention of many students coming and going.

Xie Ruan buried her eyes on Celtic's neck and didn't see it.

Celtic is even more indifferent, maybe I wish more bugs could see it~

"Ruan Bao, if you don't come down, you will be late."

However, as a responsible guardian insect, the most important thing is to lead the little male insect to make the right choice——

This is the thought of an abnormal female insect.

Normal female insects, who can stand up to the little sweetheart's cheating, the correct way should be to take her home immediately and make a sauce!

Celtic took a small backpack and helped him carry it: "It's your lunch inside, remember to finish it on time."

Then he patted the little guy on the back, signaling him to act quickly.

Xie Ruan was pushed towards the school gate, and drifted to her classroom like a wandering soul.

As soon as he pushed open the classroom door, he was awakened by the eyes of the whole class gathered...

Sure enough, he will always be the last one in the class to arrive, and it can't be changed by another universe.

The males who missed the chance to talk yesterday finally couldn't help it, and walked over as soon as Xie Ruan was seated.

The new classmate ran really fast yesterday, Bergson didn't have time to react yesterday, and the new classmate disappeared...

Today he was finally the first to strike up a conversation.

"Good day, I'm sitting on your left, my name is Bergson, A-level male, you can call me Berg."

As soon as Xie Ruan sat down, an energetic voice came from above his head.

Looking up, he saw a male insect with short brown hair and emerald green eyes smiling brightly at him.

"Hello, hello! My name is Xie Ruan, you can call me Ah Ruan, that's what my friends call me!"

Xie Ruan hurriedly stood up, and found that he was actually shorter than the other party...

"Ah... Ah Ruan," the pronunciation of Ah Ruan is a bit difficult to pronounce in the Zerg language system, and Bergson failed to pronounce it correctly several times. "Can I call you Ruan Ruan?"

... What can Xie Ruan do, of course he agrees, anyway, his name cannot be called a "man".

Bergson warmly invited Xie Ruan to sit on the sofa in the rest area at the back of the classroom—yes, this classroom is ridiculously large and dazzlingly luxurious. Not only does each person have a sofa and coffee table, but there is also a large area behind that can accommodate the whole class. In the big sofa rest area, although there are not many students in the class, there are only about 20 students.

He and Bergson just sat down and chatted for a while, and the rest of the males who were curious about him surrounded him, except for some who were relatively arrogant and self-confident.

Xie Ruan stood up and politely introduced them to each other, and then he discovered a very poignant fact.

He is actually the shortest one!What's more -

"Which race are you, Ruan Ruan? You are so small!" A red-haired male worm couldn't hold back and stretched out his hand to compare, "It only reaches my mouth! I was more than this tall when I was growing up !” This male is the tallest of the group.

Those who are assigned to this class are all sub-adult males who have not passed the first breeding wave in the graduation class, and their breeding period will probably come in this cold winter.

So they were surprised to see such a short male.

"..."

Xie Ruan's heart has been pierced, okay?He is not a real Zerg, how can a mere primitive human who has not known what mutation happened halfway, how can he compare with this group of "giants"?

Needless to say, the female insects start at two meters, and the male insects will not grow to two meters, but the base is basically 190!

"I'll still grow taller!!" Xie Ruan puffed up his face in anger.

He is not yet 19, and I heard that many boys will grow when they are 21!Both his father and brother are above 185, so he can definitely grow!And he is still drinking milk every day! !

Xie Ruan thought he was very imposing, but in fact, seeing Xie Ruan's slightly flushed face and puffed up face, the males all trembled at the same time.

Zergs are generally tall, but the aesthetics of males are slender and soft-faced, so tall and strong military females are cold and hard in the eyes of most males, and they are not liked.

In the Zerg race, it is rare to have slender (relatively common female) insects, even if they are taller than them, they are all "beauties" in their eyes,

Although Xie Ruan is not a female, but who doesn't like cute and delicate things?

"That's right, my female brother grew 10 centimeters at the end of the sub-adult period!" Bergson quickly comforted.

If you don't comfort me, this little cutie will burst into tears, poor...

Xie Ruan just has a habit of crying when his mood fluctuates a lot. In fact, he doesn't want to cry at all, but his mood fluctuates easily, so every time he quarrels or something, he is very broken!

The other males also comforted them and gave many examples to enhance their credibility.

"Well... in the future, if you go to exercise or something, you must call me."

The two bags of cat tears in Xie Ruan's eyes were finally taken back.

He felt that he could no longer be hugged by Celtic and needed to exercise more!This group of Zerg must have fitness secrets, and when the time comes to steal the teacher, I don't believe he can't grow taller!

Seeing that the tears in Xie Ruan's eyes finally retracted, the males secretly breathed a sigh of relief——

I thought to myself, when I grow up so big, I have never had such a good temper. In the past, if there was an insect that dared to be coaxed by them, if it was a female insect, it would have been whipped up long ago. , I have never encountered such a situation.

How can you not agree to such a small request for a cutie?

Naturally, he agreed with all his mouth, and then a burst of worry rose in his heart-how can the male worm who has grown up with the power of the whole country know how to exercise?Isn't that a military female thing?

"Tomorrow we will go to the training room, and then we will call you."

The male worm that made Xie Ruan anxious by opening his mouth - De Lan was so hot-headed that he opened his mouth.

"Okay! That's it!"

Xie Ruan couldn't be happier.They are all good bugs!He thanked Ruan for these brothers!

So a group of males added star network friends to each other, and agreed to go to training together tomorrow.

"Your Excellencies, please return to your position, class is on!" The teacher shouted.

Xie Ruan just finished adding the last one, and when he heard the teacher came, he hurried back to his seat.

Although he was late as a scumbag, he was really a good student when it came to respecting his teacher compared to the local males.

The rest of the males were not as anxious as Xie Ruan. After Xie Ruan left, they stayed on the ground and looked at each other.

What can I do now, Haikou boasted, if I miss the appointment tomorrow, will the little cutie faint from crying...

……

Xie Ruan listened carefully to the class for a day—unfortunately, she basically couldn't understand.

What he can understand makes him feel that the three views are broken, and there is actually a class that teaches males how to eat, drink and play, and encourages them to have fun!

In fact, he didn't know that this school was quite tactful. Most of the other male academies even directly said that males are noble and females are lowly.

It's outrageous!

Anyway, there is only one central idea: males are precious and should be born to enjoy themselves.

Xie Ruan, who grew up under the national education that regards diligence and thrift as a virtue, said that he disagrees.

Then he suddenly thought of himself who was so spoiled by Celtic that he stretched out his clothes, stretched out his hands, opened his mouth, and his feet were about to become decorations...

Just ashamed!

But thinking about it, he doesn't know anything about this world now, he can't do anything, and Celtic is his adoptive guardian, and he should take care of him. At most, Celtic is a little doting on children.

The 19-year-old over-age child Xie Ruan comforted himself cheekily, not because he didn’t want to be independent with backbone, but because the situation didn’t allow it...

After finally finishing this "thought" lesson, he hurriedly pulled out the small backpack that Celtic packed for him this morning.

When I opened it, besides two bottles of lunch milk, there were actually several packs of snacks!It's still his favorite!

Because of the wonderful content of the class in the morning, I was a little depressed, and it turned clear in an instant.

I said before that male insects can’t eat too much food without energy. Therefore, Celtic is very strict and rations it every day. Yesterday, because I felt sorry for him getting up too early, I let him eat more. It stands to reason that there is nothing to eat today. ,did not expect! !

"Ruan Ruan, why are you still drinking milk?"

Begson next to him squeezed in after class. The seat is quite spacious, and it’s definitely not enough to squeeze two. It’s not because a certain one is relatively "petite"...

"I can't eat meat, so I have to eat two milks a day."

Xie Ruan might be embarrassed to mention this before, but after this day's blow, he no longer rejects drinking milk, he wants to drink more of such a good thing, he wants to grow taller! !

Bergson glanced at him in surprise, and finally understood why this cutie is so small...

The males are past the growth stage and only need one bottle of milk a day because they eat a lot of meat.

And it's really unmasculine to drink milk at such a big age!So they usually finish drinking before going out in the morning, and eat a lot of meat in the rest of the time.

Xie Ruan finished drinking two bottles of milk and saw that Bergson was still there, so he took out some snacks to share with his friends.

"This! This brand of snacks is super expensive!!"

Bergson was surprised.One of his favorite snacks!It's a pity that it's too expensive, his house is a little strict, and he usually has a little tight budget, so he can only buy it for ten days and a half a month, secretly buying it once...

"Hey! Why is it so expensive, let me see!" Another Delan squeezed in beside him, and his eyes lit up when he saw that it was actually a snack.

They ate very happily, and after a while, they ate them all. Looking back, they saw a certain Ruan with tears in his eyes...

Xie Ruan looked at the last piece in his hand, it was also the only one he got, woo-!

These two beasts! !

Bergson and Delan quickly comforted him and apologized repeatedly.

A group of males next to them, who were attracted by the bustle here, figured out the reason, and condemned the crimes of these two one after another—in fact, they were thinking in their hearts, crying is so cute!I must bully you more in the future...

Finally, the male worms said that tomorrow each worm would bring their favorite snacks to share with him, Xie Ruan held back his tears again.

On this day, after the course that was completely different from what he had imagined was finally over, he slipped away quickly again.

Haven't seen Celtic for a whole day!

He wants to complain to Celtic as soon as possible, maybe he can still get some snacks today~