Me eating soft rice in the arms of the Zerg

I slept too much in the afternoon and couldn't sleep at night, so Xie Ruan simply took out the live ball to study.

Open the package, the live broadcast ball is quite small, very similar to the ball that the official came to record a video for him before, but it will be bigger, the size of an egg, and it looks like an egg, it is actually pink , There are two transparent little wings, quite cute.

He bought it on the shopping website where Celtic bought him a rug at that time, and the things sold there were all like this, all fancy and scary prices——

After being taught by his friend, he already knew that there are so many zeros in those prices not because they are "yen", but because they are really expensive, because they are products specially designed for male insects. Although the style is very fancy, the quality of the things is really high. done to the extreme.

According to the merchant's instructions, hold the hand with the brain implanted for a few seconds. It is said that this is to connect the brain and collect the user's biological information at the same time to ensure that you are the only user.

After a few seconds, the live broadcast egg starts to light up from the inside, which means the startup is successful.

Xie Ruan spread out his palm, the light inside the live broadcast egg traveled along the veins of the small wings, and finally all lit up, the live broadcast egg shook its light wings, slowly floated up and left the palm, paused, and flew away in a flash In front of Xie Ruan.

The operation is very convenient, and he knows it the moment it is successfully activated. He controls the brain through neurons and thoughts, and the brain controls the live broadcast egg.

The settings can be operated on the brain, and he directly adjusts it to automatically blur people other than himself, and does not record other people's voices.

The video he recorded before was also post-processed in this way.

Xie Ruan tried to walk a few steps, and the live broadcast egg followed him at a constant distance. When he moved his mind, the live broadcast egg adjusted the distance and position according to his thoughts. Amazing.

After coming to this world for so long, he was shocked by these black technologies all the time.

After playing for a while, he lay back on the bed, feeling that he was still out of energy, so he suddenly wanted to try a live broadcast.

After logging into the account directly, the light screen of the page in the live broadcast room was opened and hung in front of his eyes.

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Someone suddenly posted a video on the largest communication platform of Xingwang.

The title is - the first exposure of Zerg Treasures!

The owner of this account is a very popular Tata on this platform, and the newcomers who liked to promote the live broadcast platform before, the evaluations are also very true and fair.

But he has never been a headline party. He said that he would not use headlines to trick people into killing people.

Many people like to "Taobao" here.

[What's wrong with Tata, has it been reduced to being a "title dog"? 】

[Is it so poor? ! 】

[Just say it, we will crowdfund for you, don't just use bad money...]

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard, please, the "headline party" doesn't care too much! 】

……

Who in the universe doesn't know what the Zerg Treasure is?What treasures can the Zerg have?

What else but their baby males? !

But the universe knows how well these vicious buggers keep their treasures well hidden.

In the Zerg Empire, as long as there are planets inhabited by males, alien races will not be accepted to land. If the males go to play on a whim, that city will disperse the alien races in advance.

What?You said they don't have the right to forcibly expel you?

I suggest that everyone go and see the race that bravely protested n years ago, maybe there are still precious fragments of that race on the powerful star network...

Offending the Zerg, even if they just drive you away, who would dare to take you in?Who dares to associate with you?

Fortunately, those males never go to planets outside the Zerg's dominion.

This is why they feel that Tata is the "title dog".

In recent years, the Zerg has not expanded their territory as crazy as before, and their galaxy has entered the cold winter, which is their most "docile" time.

But you can't "court death" like this, can you?

Moreover, I heard that this year's Zerg didn't know why they were crazy. They were in a dormant state at this time in previous years, and they moved frequently.

Make the people of all races panic,

As a result, after inquiring, they discovered that they were frantically hunting interstellar criminals and star thieves? ? ?

I have to say that the interstellar environment during this period is really the safest time in the history of the universe...

No matter why they are uncharacteristically, do you want to become a piece of history when you consume Zerg Inverse Scales on Starnet?

The strange thing is that Tata didn't come out to say a word when they made such crazy and sarcastic complaints.

As if dead... Uh, no way? !

Just when they couldn't help wondering whether Tata had been wiped out, a curious speech began to appear in the message area——

[Are you still farting here? !Quickly click in and show me! ! ! ]

As a result, more and more people couldn't help being curious and clicked in...

[Fuck, this...]

[I saw a lot of special certification numbers? ? ? 】

[No way!Is this for real? ! 】

……

There are various certification numbers on the star network, but there is only one special certification, which only Zerg has.

It is said to the outside world that the recognition and respect for the strongest race is actually well known to everyone-to prevent unlucky people from accidentally offending the Zerg.

Did you see the sign?Don't mess with me, understand? !

So, there are so many Zerg numbers in this video, doesn't it mean...

What are you waiting for? !Hurry up!

The jj live broadcast platform that night was almost crushed and paralyzed.

The top management of the jj platform didn't understand what was going on at first, and thought they had been hacked by the opponent, but when they checked it out, they burst out laughing from ear to ear!

Hastily set this "Zerg Treasure" live room as the highest attention number, as soon as he goes online, users will have a special reminder.

Netizens clicked into the video after clicking to follow, and they all said that they deserved to be the hands of Zerg Treasure!

Look at this perfect form!

Listen to this perfect voice!

And this perfect talent for baking small biscuits... Cough, no wonder the Zerg are so precious!

Just when they thought they could only watch this video and blow rainbow farts tonight, suddenly, everyone received a special reminder.

???

Zerg baby is online! ! !

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Xie Ruan opened the live broadcast room. He didn't see anything at first, so he came up to try the live broadcast egg, but when he was about to go offline——

The light screen suddenly flickers on and off, flickers a few times and then disappears suddenly?

this?going offline?

But he didn't issue an offline command!He wanted to come, but he didn't have time at all, okay?

No, is it broken?

Xie Ruan thought he was lucky enough to encounter the black technology Waterloo moment.

So I tried to go online again, and it went online smoothly, no problem...

The next moment, I was stunned by the speech like a flash flood!

……

Accidentally discovered that this "treasure" is online, so what are you waiting for?

Just when they entered the live broadcast room excitedly, they found that they couldn't get in?

After finally squeezing in, before I had time to be happy, the appearance of "Treasure" was just about to be seen clearly——

Got stuck? !

It's been almost 3000 years since Interstellar, and there is still such a rubbish platform? !

The jj live broadcast official was almost scolded by netizens.

Fortunately, Xie Ruan went online again in time, and it finally stopped. The entire management department couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief!

【Come in!There is no jumping in the live broadcast room! 】

[This rubbish platform, take jujube pills! 】

【ah!Fortunately, Little Cutie is online again! 】

[Hey, there is no certification number today?Could it be that he was cheated...]

[What about people? ? 】

……

Due to the special Zerg accounts, they have full authority to manage their own accounts.

Like the live broadcast platform, they directly set up special reminders for customers who follow their own anchor accounts, and they can only operate ordinary accounts in the background. Like Zerg accounts, they can't manage them.

So now the Zerg don't know what treasure they missed.

Xie Ruan just got started with the live broadcast egg, so he is not familiar with it. Now the live broadcast screen is facing the door.

He was stunned by those messages for a while before he realized and turned the screen back to face himself.

"Hi! Good evening~"

Xie Ruan greeted the fans in the live broadcast room blankly.

【…】

【…】

【…】

There were already doubts in the live broadcast room, but when they were arguing endlessly, the screen of the live broadcast room changed——

"Treasure" came into view.

He has short, soft and fluffy black hair. Under the fine bangs, there are a pair of black eyes that seem to have converged the entire starry sky. The bridge of the nose is straight, and the tip of the slightly raised nose is slightly pink.

His bewildered eyes are like a deer that has lost its direction,

He seemed to be wondering why everyone didn't speak, but he tilted his head cutely, his beautiful lips like petals parted slightly,

"How are you?"

The fans in the live broadcast room felt like they were going crazy.

The Zerg male actually looks like this, a "perfect form" without any trace of the body!

Because of Mu Qiang's genes, Interstellar people have an instinctive fascination with "perfect form". In their eyes, the closer to the perfect form, the more in line with their aesthetics.

The perfect form is shocking enough, and it also has a look that directly hits their hearts!

Where is this "Zerg's treasure", this is clearly the treasure of the whole universe!

[No wonder this group of Zerg guards so tightly...]

[The skin is so white, like the cloud candy in our hometown! 】

[Anchor anchor, good evening! 】

[Why is the host still up so late? 】

[What's your name, cutie? ? 】

……

After a short pause, the messages in the live broadcast room began to pour out again.

Xie Ruan struggled to extract a few questions from it and answered: "Hi everyone, you can call me Ruan Ruan. I slept too much at noon today and couldn't sleep at night, so I tried the live ball. By the way! Thanks to the live ball. Everyone’s previous support! Thank you for your likes!”

When Xie Ruan said this, his eyes were bent with a smile.

The way Xie Ruan answered the questions was very serious, and he looked extraordinarily well-behaved. The way he smiled with his eyes bent at this time made the fans in the live broadcast room suffocate in unison.

【What kind of sweet baby is this? ! 】

【The Zerg group of females is facing such a group of cute little ones every day? ! 】

[Will Ruan Ruan still broadcast live tomorrow? ! 】

[The previous biscuits are no longer available for purchase, when will Ruan Ruan make new ones?I want to buy! 】

[I also buy it!Change Ruan Ruan to a better live ball! 】

……

When Celtic came in after work, he saw that the little guy hadn't slept yet, and was chatting happily with fans while driving the live ball.

"Ruan Bao!"

Fans in the live broadcast room only saw their cutie shrink their necks suddenly.

[What's wrong with the anchor, is someone here? 】

"It's very late! I have class tomorrow, I'm going to bed, and I'll be broadcasting new snacks tomorrow ~ good night!"

The little cutie glanced at the side guiltily, made a hasty confession and went offline.

The fans in the live broadcast room were blurred by the sudden black screen. At this moment, the thoughts in their hearts were miraculously synchronized with the females who had been blacked out before——

Who is next to the cutie? !

Xie Ruan didn't know about the enthusiasm of the fans and couldn't care about it anymore, he only knew that he was going to end.

He doesn't remember telling Kyle about the live broadcast at all??