Me eating soft rice in the arms of the Zerg

"what is this?"

On the third day of the banquet, Xie Ruan just woke up. It was afternoon, and recently he woke up earlier and earlier.

At this time, he was leaning against Celtic's arms to drink milk, and in front of him was a robot butler carrying a gorgeous golden cage.

The machine butler told him that this was a congratulatory gift from a guest.

Because there were too many presents, the housekeepers sorted them out for a few days before they finished sorting them out. Then they found this little thing. Because they had been motionless, they didn't notice him. When they found it, they had been hungry for three days.

The living robot can't handle it by itself, so I brought it to Xie Ruan to figure it out.

Xie Ruan looked curiously through the gap in the cage, and only saw a mass of white fur, but couldn't tell what it looked like.

He wanted to go and open it, but was stopped by Celtic.

"I don't know what it is yet. Don't touch it. If you want to see it, ask the housekeeper to open it."

When Celtic saw this thing, he probably knew who was sending it, and there should be no danger in sending it.

But still have to be cautious.

The machine butler led the order to open the cage and reached out to grab the hairballs inside.

Xie Ruan looked at the ball of hair in front of him, it was really a ball of hair...

I can't tell the front from the back at all, I can barely see that it is an animal with four short legs, the size of a Pekingese dog. The housekeeper grabbed it and pressed it to the ground without barking or struggling. It looked very obedient. .

"Who sent this? What is it?"

The housekeeper handed over a beautiful card, and Xie Ruan took it and opened it. It contained the introduction of the hairball, and the signature—Respectfully, Ana, the emissary of the orc tribe

It turned out that this was the special gift Ana had mentioned at the auction that day.

Xie Ruan took a look at the above introduction, and then looked at the hair ball in front of him. It is said that this thing is a new type of pet that is very popular with males in recent years, but the quantity is extremely rare and precious. Only a few are produced every year. The males are all head-scratchers at auctions.

The above is one of the contents of the card, and then it is the introduction of the types and advantages of hair balls.

Good enough to be obedient, eat less and endure hunger, and very smart, can understand the master's words, because the main sales target is the Zerg, so they specially let these little snowballs grow up in the insect language environment, so that they can understand It will be sold.

That's right, their breed name is so simple and rude, because the hair is as white as snow, they are called Xuetuan.

The lifespan of the snow ball is a rare species of good-looking and long-lived among non-intelligent creatures. It is the most suitable companion pet for the Zerg. Almost every one can live for 300 to 400 years.

It also has a very powerful skill, as long as it smells something, no matter where you hide it, in theory, as long as it is still on this planet, it can find it.

Of course, there are restrictions, such things must be smelled by it in the last day, because it will not remember after that...

Xie Ruan looked at the hair ball and complained in his heart, isn't this the enhanced version of the dog's nose?Or the one with a bad memory, what is the use of this seemingly awesome but actually tasteless skill? !

The introduction finally answered Xie Ruan's question——

If you have a little male, you can let it play treasure hunting games with your male, this will be your child's best playmate!

Xie Ruan: "..."

He turned his head to look at Kyle, and touched Kyle's strong and beautiful abdominal muscles unexpectedly, "Kyle, let's keep it as a reserve playmate for our baby, haha."

Xie Ruan was just joking, when he saw the words "your child" just now, he wanted to laugh inexplicably.

To be honest, he really can't imagine that the tall and handsome female behind him is pregnant with cubs, ah, no, it looks like a worm egg. Just imagine, the abdominal muscles under his hands disappear and bulge...

Xie Ruan couldn't laugh suddenly, the imaginary picture made him feel an inexplicable emotion in his heart, he couldn't tell what it was like, he just felt a little sour in his eyes.

"what happened, Babe?!"

When Celtic heard Xie Ruan's words, before he could think of anything, he was distracted by the crying little guy.

The little guy who was smiling and stroking his belly suddenly burst into tears. Celtic felt a little uncomfortable. Does the little guy like Xiao Chongzai so much?

Did you cry because you thought he might not be able to conceive bug eggs, so you were disappointed?

"Baby, if you really want bug eggs..."

Maybe it's because the breeding season is approaching that the idea of ​​breeding offspring in the male insect's gene is stimulated and magnified. It's normal for the little guy to want insect eggs, but the one he conceives may be really too small. The sentence in his mouth can take a female in the future But the waiter's proposal couldn't be uttered no matter what.

"No!! Kyle, we don't want a baby, okay?"

Xie Ruan touched Kyle's abdominal muscles and said while crying.

Xie Ruan didn't know what he was thinking, he felt uncomfortable and scared, he remembered what his mother said, when he was born, he almost died twice, when he was born, he was like a cat cub, almost raised not live,.

He thought, he made his mother work so hard and was so dangerous when he was so small, wouldn't it be more dangerous if Kyle was pregnant? ?

The appearance and structure of female insects are exactly the same as that of men. Xie Ruansheng is in the era of information explosion, and he is also a little aware of "male and male". Then do you have to think about where the eggs come from? !

Can this be born?

Xie Ruan couldn't help worrying. Of course, he only said that he was worried about "dystocia" and the difficulty of pregnancy. He didn't want Kyle to go through these hardships.

Kelt was dumbfounded and hugged the little cutie lovingly, and kissed him for a while before stopping to explain to him.

When the Zerg is pregnant, it is the same as usual. You should eat and drink, and it doesn't affect it at all. Moreover, the Zerg eggs are very tenacious. Basically, as long as you are pregnant, the only result is to be born.

"So don't worry," Celtic kissed the little guy's eyes, "Don't think too much, let's let nature take its course, shall we?"

This was said to Xie Ruan as well as to himself, it doesn't matter if you don't get pregnant, and you don't have to worry if you get pregnant.

He completely understands who is more important in the little guy's heart, himself or Chongdan.

Celtic raised the corners of his lips. In the little guy's heart, he is the most important thing!

Celtic didn't explain in too much detail, but it was enough to appease Xie Ruan.

"Well, let's give Xuetuan a name, shall we?"

Xie Ruan's emotions came and went quickly, and his attention shifted quickly.

The topic suddenly returned to the "fuse".

"You come to pick it up, and I will listen to you."

Celtic fondled the little guy's hair.

Xie Ruan pondered for a while, and immediately came up with a very appropriate name.

"It's called a mop!"

With this rectangle, you can’t see the front and back. When you squat down there, it looks like a mop head without a handle when it’s not moving...

The mop seemed to understand, and suddenly moved, and the suspected head turned to Xie Ruan.

"Wang!"

……

???

Is this really a dog? !

This alien dog even looks so unique, Xie Ruan barked at this "dog" without a word: "Mop?"

"Wang Wang!"

The mop writhed happily under the housekeeper's hands.

This, looks like a wagging tail...

"mop?!"

After twisting the mop cheerfully a few times, she suddenly fainted and became motionless.

This time, it can be seen that it is fainted, not quiet, because it is lying down on its side, and the difference between its limbs and body can be seen more clearly.

After checking by the machine steward, it was determined that he must have fainted from hunger.

"...Okay, take it down and feed it, take good care of it, and ask a veterinarian to see it if necessary. Here, there are veterinarians in the empire, right?"

If you know how to keep pets, you should have a veterinarian. Sure enough, the housekeeper nodded.

The mop that recovered his strength was brought over by the housekeeper again.

Xie Ruan had a lot of fun today, he didn't even want to stay in Kyle's arms anymore, he ran around with a mop, throwing toys for him to pick up.

Having a great time playing, he found the feeling of playing with the golden retriever at home on the earth from the mop.

Seeing that the little guy was so happy, Celtic didn't say anything, but silently made another note to a certain orc in his heart.

Finally tired from playing, Xie Ruan stopped playing and asked the housekeeper to take the mop away.

He leaned into the arms of a certain insect who had been watching for a day, yawning and wanting to hug him.

"Kyle, I want to go back to take a shower and sleep."

Celtic, who had been empty for a day, was finally full again.