[Quick Transmigration] Heartthrob, coquettish and scumbag

The imaginary corpse did not appear, and at the moment when the field of vision was changed, there was no terrifying thunder and lightning, no fleeing pedestrians, and no almost hideous world.

Surrounded by a sea of ​​stars, he seems to be standing in the void, the stars are so bright that they can be picked off by reaching out.

Fragments of light condensed into light bands, extending from his feet all the way to the constantly changing white light not far away.

"This kind of déjà vu is similar to the classic passages of time travel novels. At this time, there should be a system." Luo Jia likes to secretly read the rainbow novels on the ×× website in his spare time. These unreasonable things had unrealistic fantasies.

At this time, even if an unknown creature with a strange shape appeared from the sky and said some inexplicable words, Luo Jia would not be surprised.

Luo Jia's eyes were downcast, and he fell to the ground, and the plump creature that had shed a few feathers stared wide-eyed.

The atmosphere was inexplicably awkward.

Originally wanted to establish a heroic and mighty image to suppress the unknown creatures that deter Luo Jia:. . .

Luo Jia: Little brother, this way of appearing on the stage is a bit strange. Is this a new type of welcome etiquette?

The unknown creature struggled to stand up, its two matchstick-like thin legs were aggressively sideways, and the small fat on its abdomen, which had no place to rest, slumped slightly, trying to create a visual effect of "nothing happened".

Luo Jia hesitated for a while, and finally opened his lips and asked: "Your chicken is so fat, it is wrapped in flour and thrown into the frying pan, and the children next door are all crying."

"Ignorant stupid stupid!"

The head of the unknown creature was furry all over, tilted slightly, its immature beak was closed tightly, its eyelids were drooping, and it looked at Luo Jia sideways lukewarmly, expressing its disdain in a very humane way: "Your father, I am The advanced intelligent system based on the Phoenix in Shan Hai Jing, its full name is "World-Class Fast Transmigration Intelligent Customer Service Headquarters Zha Shou Organization Code 01 System", and its nickname is 10086."

There is a saying in the "Shan Hai Jing": There is a bird Yan, whose shape is like a chicken, with five colors and writing, the name is Fenghuang, the first writing is called virtue, the wing writing is righteousness, the back writing is etiquette, the writing writing is benevolence, and the belly writing is saying letter.It is a bird, eats naturally, sings and dances by itself, and the world is peaceful when it sees it. It is a creature like a phoenix.

Luo Jia put her trouser pockets in her pockets, narrowed her eyes dangerously, and said in a sinister tone: "Whatever your species, dare to call yourself my father? I'm afraid you haven't received the beatings of the society. In recent years, people who call themselves my father , the grave grass is already ten meters long."

Luo Jia pulled his hands out of his trouser pockets, rolled up his sleeves slowly, waved in the direction of the system, and said unhurriedly: "Come on, come here, brother Jia will teach you how to do system."

Until he was beaten up by Luojia Fatty, 10086 could not accept the reality that he was actually beaten by this lawless mortal?! What is his dignity as a high-level creature!

This experienced "Old Tong" has brought so many hosts from different realms, and it was the first time he encountered a situation where the hosts disagreed with him and beat up the system, so he was a little suspicious.

Which of the previous hosts he brought was not ruled by him from the beginning to be docile and obedient, and the cooperation was very pleasant.

And this term... the system trembled with its head in its arms, weak and pitiful and fat.

Luo Jia squatted down, pulled the five colorful feathers on the branch of the system's head, and smiled harmlessly: "Boy, according to the script, you should now tell your father 'why what and how'. For example, why do I What is it and what should I do if I am going to pass through the scumbag here."

When it came to work issues, the system didn't dare to be negligent, and immediately poured out the lines that it had learned by heart for many years.

"Since the main god fell in love, he has no intention of working in the Buddhist department. In order to maintain the normal operation of the universe, the main god has promoted the main system as a candidate main god, and let the big guy gradually take over various main gods. The Kuaichuan Smart Service Center is here The product born under the management of the main system is dedicated to maintaining the order of the plane and serving the people.

"The service center has multiple organizations, including the villain organization, the cannon fodder organization, the White Lotus organization, the Zhashou organization, the Shura field organization, and the supporting male organization... The hosts are spread across countless planes."

"Each organization has a different mission. Our scumbag organization's mission is to 'be the most crowned green hat man, and do a good job in green public welfare activities'. With the assistance of the system, the host needs to scum the task object and earn money within the specified time." Take 100 points."

"Then why did you choose me? Even though I'm a bit of a scumbag, there's no need to pull me to do the task. Is your organization so short of manpower?" The scumbag is clear and frank.

"Why did you choose yourself? Didn't you know the truth? Although our organization has no shortage of manpower, what we lack is the most scumbag talent like you to complete the fast time travel task."

"What if I don't agree."

"It's nothing, I'll give you a crystal urn as a gift." The system calls out the real world where Luo Jia is, where the picture is still, and the lightning arc is only one meter away from Luo Jia's celestial cap.

"Because you are so romantic that the law of heaven forbids you, your body will be blasted into slag after 0.1 seconds in the real world, and you can only avoid death if you complete the task..."

Luo Jia: I know all the routines. It doesn’t matter if I take the task or not.

System: emmm, this host's way is a bit wild.