rebirth of the nasty

At this time, the night was late, the banquet was over, and the adults' communication finally came to an end with sincere or polite smiles.

On the way back to Jin's old house, Fang Zijin drove his own car because he hadn't been drinking. Although Jin Muyun was slightly drunk, he was escorted by a driver, and the two of them avoided the embarrassment of being in the same car.Fang Zijin didn't know why he suddenly felt this way, as if he was not so calm after thinking about the past at night.Even though he knew that Jin Muyun had always been kind to him, it was inexplicable to be angry with him, except for that time—oh, he finally remembered, that is, from the day of his tenth birthday, he suddenly began to hate this brother, even though he was from the other party's point of view Look maybe never did anything wrong.

Thinking of this, he suddenly patted the steering wheel angrily.The sudden sound of the horn in the silent night woke up Jin Muyun in the black car ahead for a moment.

Seeing that there were not many cars on this road, Fang Zijin turned the steering wheel and stepped on the accelerator to overtake.

If he wanted to follow the driver, Uncle Chen, at such a slow speed again, he would have to panic to death first.

The system that has always appeared and disappeared recently appeared now, and said in an increasingly indifferent tone: "Host, please pay attention to controlling the speed of the car, and pay attention to driving safely. Fighting cars are a taboo for traffic safety!"

Fang Zijin was speechless for a while: "Have you done a good job in your studies recently, have you learned the word 'fighting car'?"

System: "Where is it, I only did a little work..."

But as soon as the system appeared, Fang Zijin also remembered that it was time to think about the "Internet celebrity" thing I mentioned last time.

"System, I'm almost finished translating this document. Didn't you tell me to look up the information about the job change you mentioned earlier? What about the information?"

The system probably felt a little guilty this time: "This data is more complicated, I need to do the calculation again."

If it wasn't for Fang Zijin's sane mind, he remembered that there was a member of his own family behind who might rear-end him, and he almost stepped on the brakes and stopped on the side of the road to fight with the system: "No, brother system, you can't look at the younger brother." Do you live in piles of documents like this every day? If I continue to do this, even if I become CEO, my popularity value will not reach a million! Hurry up, or now I kick the accelerator and hit the big truck opposite, and we both die; or you Find a way for me to come out!" He had endured it for several days, and today he was extremely aggrieved, and the rogue breath that had accumulated in his bones for a long time finally couldn't help breaking out.

Since the last update of the system, Fang Zijin's emotions have been grasped more accurately, and he knows that what he said may not be a joke.It also understands that it is a bit too much this time, because it has watched the TV series of the corn country next door for two days and forgot the business... So it hastened to make up for it. There are several routes that are relatively suitable for Fang Zijin: jokers, pet po owners, straightforward emotional experts who mainly focus on the gay honey route, and the universal encyclopedia.

It also explained with reason: "The joker and the pet po owner are very popular now. If you have a pet who can tell cold jokes, you can become one. The threshold for these two routes is low; the third one I deliberately considered your sexual orientation. The reset is completely different from the general chicken soup marketing account! The last one is a back door specially opened for you considering the powerful search function of the system itself!"

When Fang Zijin returned to his room and turned on his phone, he saw these two paragraphs, and couldn't help but wonder if the system was cheating on him.

But it’s useless to doubt, he really hasn’t done much research on this aspect, apart from knowing that some of his car friends, drinking friends, and girlfriends have changed to Internet celebrity girlfriends, and he basically doesn’t use Weibo, he has no way of knowing this information at all. For Internet celebrities, What appeared in his mind were the "mass-produced" girlfriends brought out by the group of friends who made it difficult for him to identify the awl jaw.So even if he was skeptical about what the system said, he had to do this for the time being.

Fortunately, the job of being an Internet celebrity is really not something you can get right away, so there is no rush.After Fang Zijin, who was procrastinating the advanced stage of cancer, made up his mind, he didn't insist on making an operation plan that night. Instead, he went to the bathroom in his own room, humming a song to wash and wash.

Jin Muyun swore that before Fang Zijin came back, he installed a surveillance camera in Fang Zijin's room.He also didn't know when Fang Zijin became exhibitionist.As for his habitual opening of the monitoring interface of the computer after going to the study to process documents, it was just because he suddenly remembered his poor brother when he was young and wanted to take care of him casually.

Unexpectedly, Fang Zijin, who was so skinny as a rib bone, came out of the toilet while wiping his hair, shaking his eggs and humming a song from time to time.

At this time, Jin Muyun's complicated mood is hard to express, he only thinks that what he drank at night may be fake wine, why is he so aggressive.And half a year later, when he accidentally browsed the Internet information and saw the word "spicy eyes", he suddenly thought of his mood at that time, and immediately liked that post: Appropriate!

Fang Zijin didn't know anything about the fact that he had accidentally obtained the title of "exhibitionist". He had a conscience, he just forgot to bring his underwear in the shower, and besides, he was in his own room with the curtains tightly drawn , what's wrong with bare buttocks?Are people still not allowed to liberate their nature?

Although the next day was Saturday, Fang Zijin got up early.No way, since he actively blocked the screams of the system in the first two days, the system has changed the wake-up song to a ghost song, and made it clear to him that it will not repeat the same every day.After listening to this thing once, Fang Zijin's mind circulated for a whole day. This thing is really not an ordinary noise. Since he is young, he doesn't want to experience the feeling of neurasthenia for the time being, so he has no choice but to wrong the warm bed lover.

To Fang Zijin's surprise, he washed and changed into his sports clothes and went downstairs, only to find out from Du Xian that his brother Jin Muyun was behind him on rare occasions.

Only then did he hear the door from upstairs, and Jin Muyun came out of the room sleepily in a navy blue home clothes.Seeing Fang Zijin for the first time, his expression was really uncontrollable, a little indifferent.

After all, no one wants to give a good face to a person who has exposed his balls to himself all night-even if it is in a dream.

Fang Zijin looked dazed, and habitually raked his hair, but found that after his hair became shorter and smoother, he no longer had the stagnant feeling he had when it was messy.Subconsciously turned around and asked Du Xian: "What's wrong with my brother?"

Du Xian shook his head with a sullen expression. He didn't go to Jin Tuizhi's banquet last night, and he didn't know what happened between the two brothers, but according to common sense, Fang Zijin should have offended the young master again, so he didn't bother Open your mouth to talk to him.

Fang Zijin didn't get an answer from Du Xian, so he turned his head and wanted to ask Jin Muyun directly, but saw Jin Muyun closed his eyes and raised his hand to rub his forehead, and said with a tired face: "Zijin, I didn't sleep well last night, I can't run with you today, sorry."

Seeing Jin Muyun's reaction like this, Du Xian also understood that he was overthinking, so he couldn't help but look at Fang Zijin apologetically.

Fang Zijin was baffled by this look, but he couldn't help but feel happy when he finally didn't have to run today. When he was in a happy mood, he distractedly said to Jin Muyun: "Brother, did you not get drunk last night?" In the past? I'll go to the kitchen and find you some sugar hydrolysis bars!"

The system was about to say that such a lazy behavior did not comply with the regulations, but found that the rules did not respond to this, and then it heard the thanks from Jin Muyun and Du Xian, so it had no choice but to hold back the threat of point deduction and tell Fang Zijin added two popularity points.

Fang Zijin was even more joyful, and ran two steps towards the kitchen almost excitedly: Hehe, it's worth getting up early!

The system was a little confused by this morning's incident, and it couldn't understand why the rules didn't turn on the red light when Fang Zijin was lazy. You must know that it used to deduct points based on this reminder.

Taking advantage of the brief gap between Fang Zijin's going to the kitchen, Jin Muyun finally adjusted his mentality so that when he saw Fang Zijin, he would not be reminded of the scene of the monster with chopsticks throwing his balls at him and singing in his dream last night.

After drinking sugar water, they are a pair of brothers who are happy and harmonious.

After the meal, Fang Zijin scratched his head translating the documents, and went to the study with a shy face to ask Jin Muyun for a few words, thinking that he was bringing the two closer.

As for the road to becoming an internet celebrity, the system said that it would have to wait for Fang Zijin's translation work to be completed.

While answering these simple and idiotic questions, Jin Muyun couldn't help but think of his younger brother's exhibitionism. After a day of mental training, he finally comforted himself: You shouldn't discriminate against him. After all, your brain is not working well. You have to allow He has some outlets for stress.

Probably due to the presence of a great master, Fang Zijin's work efficiency is exceptionally high, and he translated this 30-page document in one day.After translating the last page, he cheered and threw the folder away. He didn't realize it was in his elder brother's office until he heard the folder hit the wooden floor with two muffled "clicks".Can't help but glance over there with some guilty conscience, only to find that Jin Muyun was checking the documents with his head propped on his right hand, as if he didn't notice it, and finally stood up with confidence to eliminate the evidence.

Jin Muyun's right hand just blocked the right side of Fang Zijin's face that Fang Zijin could see, and he was sure that the other party couldn't see him, so the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: I thought he could improve a little with me in the past few days after he came back, but I didn't expect that he was still so out of tune.

Maybe it's time for me to relax my guard against him.

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