[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

The publishing house is very efficient. Tony received the rejection letter that afternoon. This is the eighth time he has encountered a rejection letter, but he has a good attitude and does not feel afraid of difficulties.

Although Rosalie hated him so much, Tony wasn't angry at all.

Contrary to ordinary people's thinking, he finds the witch editor very charming, even though she has a cleanliness (which has been greatly improved after psychotherapy), is allergic to pollen, and likes to raise strange magical creatures in the suitcase (Tony couldn't understand at one time, She can't stand the yellow teeth of Death Eaters, but she can serve small animals without being afraid of getting dirty or tired).

Rhodes couldn't understand his old friend more and more: "Tony, what's wrong with your brain? Don't you like all the beauties who take the initiative to throw themselves into your arms? That girl is not, she treats you Rolled eyes add up to save the world."

Tony put the rejection letter in the drawer: "You are so superficial, come, let me tell you about Rosalie's strengths in detail."

Rhodes expressed his willingness to listen.

Tony: "First of all, Rosalie is very beautiful. When I met her, she was standing by the sea in a light green beach dress, her light golden hair was swaying in the wind, her eyes were blurred and her lips were pink, and she instantly conquered me That wandering heart..."

Rhode praised him: "It seems that your writing class is not in vain, and your writing is getting better and better."

Tony raised his eyebrows sullenly: "Secondly, she is calm in situations, no doubt she is a descendant of a magical zoologist. As a superhero who has saved the world from the brink of collapse several times, my partner must have a calm mind, otherwise Watching the news can give you a heart attack.”

Rhodes: "Rosalie? Calm down? Can you give me an example?"

Tony didn't even bat an eye: "She defeated Death Eaters with her bare hands. More importantly, she was able to kill me for the sake of the overall situation."

Rhodes: "..."

He thought that the lover's eyes are really the best filter, how is your Rosalie so calm?Have you forgotten that she commanded the Winged Demon to drive you all over the sky?

Tony: "Again, she has good aesthetics. Look at the clothes, accessories, handbags she wears, the texts she usually posts on Instagram, and her beautiful RP accent①, the legendary Queen's accent... I Tell you Rhodes, I really like her."

Rhodes poured cold water on him: "But she doesn't like you!"

Tony: "Now! Pay attention to the words, because I don't like it now! One day, I will be able to impress her with my own literary works."

Rhodes then poured cold water on him: "But she is mainly in charge of detective novels, and all you write are romance novels... No, you are not original, that is called an adaptation. It is still a particularly clumsy adaptation: the content remains the same, Just change the main character's name to yours and hers."

Tony was quite distressed: "It's not my fault, she has read too many books, and every time she sees me right away. Hey, being educated is really a double-edged sword!"

Rhodes: "..."

Tony must have had his head blown by a cannonball trying to save the world!When it comes to being literate, who can compare to you?You are a genius boy who built circuit boards at the age of four, built engines at the age of six, and became an outstanding graduate of MIT at the age of 17.Of course, your level of writing is indeed... um.

After talking about the relationship line, Rhodes began to talk about the plot line with Tony: "Ivan Vanko escaped from prison again and again ②."

Tony: "Why, S.H.I.E.L.D. wants me to bring him back?"

Rhodes: "Hmm."

Tony stretched his waist: "No problem. But before I act, I have to take a look at my dear Rosalie."

The group of cute little birds mercilessly drew a heart on Magda's Persian carpet with their excrement. Magda screamed in anger, and her broken howl could be heard five offices away.

Rosalie was in a good mood: "Doesn't she always think I'm hypocritical because of my cleanliness? Then what's her name now? Dirty? Hypocritical!"

Keira was worried: "Boss, aren't you afraid of her revenge?"

Rosalie chuckled: "What are you afraid of? Aurors can only find out that you conjured up the birds, but they can't find out that I instructed them to throw poop into Magda's office.

Kaila instantly felt that there was no real affection and true love in the world: "Boss, you are so cruel! I have been with you all the time, and you actually plot against him... 嘤嘤嘤~"

Rosalie got goosebumps all over her body: "You're almost done, I haven't seriously cared about the fact that you went through the back door for Tony..."

The phone on the assistant's desk rang suddenly, and the two looked at each other quite tacitly. Keira went to answer the phone as if nothing had happened, and Rosalie lowered her head to review the manuscript as if nothing had happened.

Kayla picked up the phone: "Hello, this is Miss Scamander's office. Oh, really? Oh my gosh, that's great! Ok.....ok.....okay, thank you!"

It seems that it was not Magda who called to inquire about the crime, nor the president who called to inquire about the crime, Rosalie calmed down.

"Boss, Boss, Boss!!!" Keira dropped the phone and ran towards her, shouting excitedly, "Do you still remember that detective novel you signed by the beach during last year's holiday?"

"My Fingerprints Are On Your Head"!Of course I remember it, and I will never forget it even to the death, because on the day the signing was successful, Tony wore a battle suit and twisted a section of disco in the seafood restaurant, and even desperately wanted her to join... Rosalie will never forget the expressions of the crowd watching the show.

Rosalie: "What's the matter? I remember it was on the No.1 bestseller lists of The New York Times and USA Today within two weeks of its release."

Keira: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The organizer of the Golden Dagger just called me, and "My Fingerprints Are On Your Head" was shortlisted for this year's Golden Daggerhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Golden Dagger!"

The golden dagger here is not a dagger made of gold, it refers to the highest award for detective fiction in the world, the Golden Dagger Award issued by the British Association of Mystery Writers.Masters such as John le Carré, Martin Cruz Smith, and Patricia Cornwell have all won the Golden Dagger Award, which represents a supreme honor for detective novelists.

Over the years, although most of the detective novels that Rosalie has signed can be squeezed into the best-seller list, and even won several internationally renowned awards, but she was nominated for the Golden Dagger Award... She didn't even dare to think about it!That's a golden dagger! ! !

Rosalie happily hugged Keira and jumped up and down: "Kayla, I'm so happy! Even if it's just a nomination! You...you call the author, editor-in-chief, and president quickly, nominations for the Golden Dagger!"

"Let's go here and here." Keira was also insanely happy, and she didn't even bother to pick up her shoes. She rushed back to her seat barefoot and called the authors and leaders one by one.

Rosalie was so happy that when Tony tricked her into asking her to go to the coffee shop to drink coffee with him, she didn't get angry, but happily agreed.

Tony thought he was hallucinating, and Rosalie not only agreed to have a drink with him, but also smiled so happily when she saw him, and walked so easily that she was about to dance.Could it be that Rhodes is right, that he really has a sign of schizophrenia?

Tony hurriedly asked Jarvis to help make an appointment with the best psychiatrist on the West Coast. Rosalie's little hand hasn't been held yet, so he can't be crazy.

Probably because people are in good spirits on happy occasions, Rosalie looked particularly pleasing to Tony today: "What do you want to drink? I treat you!"

After finishing speaking, she boldly slapped the wallet on the table, but the zipper was unsealed, and the gold Galleon immediately rolled everywhere.

"Um..." Tony pointed carefully at the lovely gold coins, "Honey, this coffee shop is run by No-Majs...or Muggles as you call them in the UK. They don't accept wizard currency."

Rosalie slapped her forehead: "Look at me, I'm so excited!"

She opened her purse to look for the Muggle wallet with banknotes and credit cards, and happened to touch a few multi-flavored toffee snowballs that the assistant stole from the editor-in-chief's pantry. It is said that these are the limited editions launched by the Honey Duke store on Easter. All candies are toffee flavored.The only difference is whether it is a modified flavor with mint, lemon, orange, strawberry, sea salt and other spices, or the classic original flavor.

Rosalie gave the candy to Tony: "This is super delicious, it will float in the air when you peel off the candy wrapper, you have to bite it off with your tongue."

She demonstrated, her pink tongue dexterously hooked the fluttering snowball, and then ate it into her mouth.Tony felt itchy when he saw it. He wanted to swallow but didn't dare to swallow it, so he had to hold back.

Tony tried to change the subject: "How is your... How is your cleanliness going?"

Rosalie ate another snowball, hooked her little tongue, and licked her bright red lips countless times. Tony didn't dare to look directly, for fear that he couldn't help but commit a crime.

Rosalie: "After psychological counseling and drug intervention, I am much better now. I no longer wash my hands every few minutes, and I no longer bring my own water glasses and tableware when I go out. Thank you, Dr. Martin is very professional."

Tony lowered his head to play with the snowball, and he decided to eat it when he was alone at home thinking of Rosalie: "You're welcome, it's what you should be. By the way, you seem to be in a good mood today."

Thinking of the Golden Dagger Award, Rosalie smiled so hard that her mouth crooked: "Three things happened today that made me very happy. First, I rejected your manuscript."

Tony: "..."

Rosalie: "Second, Magda's new rug was ruined by bird droppings. I feel sorry for that delicate rug, but Magda has been slandering me behind my back for years. She says my clean freak is a faux pas , and even deliberately threw my water cup into the bathroom—you call that a toilet, and you even call it helping me overcome my cleanliness, what logic is there?"

Tony was very angry: "It turns out that the person who bullied you is Magda, tell me her social security number, and I will vent your anger on you!"

Rosalie grasped the point keenly: "How do you know someone is bullying me? Did Keira tell you again? Or did you hack into my system again?"

Tony counseled in seconds: "Nothing, I'm just guessing. According to my experience, you are so elegant, beautiful, smart and witty, and you can easily arouse the jealousy of others."

But Magda's social security number still needs to be checked. How can these scumbags who bully the weak and take pleasure in other people's pain not show her some color?Tony decisively handed over the task to Jarvis.

Rosalie reluctantly believed his words.She put on rubber gloves and prepared to order. The waiter thoughtfully brought a wine list and hand sanitizer in a disposable case. A big heart was painted on the bottle, and a line of small words was written in the center of the heart: "I know you need me, mwah."

Rosalie was so touched, she immediately ordered a bunch of drinks and snacks: "Who says there is no true love in the world?"

The author has something to say: Author: Rhodes, you go on and on and on, I thought you were going to rap.

Rhodes: I speak English, thank you.

①RP accent: the abbreviation of Received Pronunciation, also known as Oxford accent or Queen's accent, interested friends can listen to Queen Elizabeth II's speech, it's just~

②Ivan Vanko: The villain in "Steel Steel 2",