[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

"Because I'm Iron Man! Applause? Applause? Screaming?" Tony turned around dissatisfied, "Am I still the most popular superhero for teenagers? Am I still the cutest superhero for old people? I'm still not The sexiest superhero among women?"

Rhodes turned his head helplessly, and ordered the agents behind to applaud Tony: "Hurry up and applaud, otherwise he will keep talking about his passing, and it will be difficult to ask him to go on missions in the future."

The monitoring room burst into applause, cheers, whistles, and screams. Several agents even stood on the table. Rhodes was almost deafened by their harsh yelling.

"Thank you, thank you." Tony bowed in gratitude, "I really want to broadcast my handsome performance to Rosalie, but it's four o'clock in the morning in New York time, and she should just fall asleep - she always works late .”

Rhode's heart skipped a beat: Here we go again.

Tony said with a sad tone, "Rod, did I mention to you that my Rosalie is a rising star in the publishing industry?"

Rhodes chuckled: "You didn't mention it much, probably only a few million times. I didn't know that Rosalie had trained several Pulitzer Prize winners; I didn't know that she was promoted by the publishing house." The fastest editor, and the most unpopular book under her hand can all be on the New York Times bestseller list; I don’t even know that she is going to cooperate with a certain university to publish an excellent humanities monograph, you really haven’t mentioned it much.”

Tony: "It's okay, I will tell you slowly in the future, she has many outstanding deeds."

Rhodes: "..."

What is wrong with this, I am ironic, ironic!

"What I can't figure out is..." Tony's tone changed, a little aggrieved, "I also have a lot of outstanding deeds, why doesn't she like me?"

Although Tony looks pitiful, but as his best friend and the one who (thinks) the most serious and serious, Rhodes naturally wants to stand up and help him analyze the problem rationally, lest his friend go too far on the wrong path. go further.

Rhodes: "Because your first impression on her was not good, and the subsequent impression was even worse: sex|dancing, frequent harassment, begging for food, indecent verbal teasing, etc. If I were Rosalie, I would definitely It is impossible to block you."

Tony covered his heart: "It hurts."

Rhodes: "It's right to hurt people! You should reflect on it carefully, the Tony-style courtship method will not work with Rosalie."

Tony: "I did those things to gain my presence. What if she forgets about me?"

Rhodes: "Tony, please have some confidence in yourself. Your personal style is so distinctive and impressive. Even if you don't show your presence in front of Rosalie, she will still remember you firmly."

Tony: "Okay! Now that's the case, tomorrow I'll ask Rosalie if she's impressed with me."

Rhodes: "...So my analysis with a unique point of view is in vain, right? So you didn't reflect on it at all, right? So do you understand what I'm talking about?"

Tony: "Good night Rhodes, I'm going back to eat the snowball Rosalie gave, and miss her by the way, bye!"

Rhodes: "Tony? Tony! Tony—"

There were bursts of busy tones from the communicator, beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.

System: "The communication is over, the communication is over, the communication is over."

Rhodes slammed the headset angrily: "I don't need to say important things three times!"

Rosalie tossed and tumbled in the warm blanket for 5 minutes before getting up.If she didn't have to feed the little magical animals waiting to be fed in the suitcase, she could sleep for another four or ten minutes. Unfortunately, she came from the Scamander family, and taking care of magical creatures was an instinct engraved in the genes of family members.

After washing up casually, Rosalie swiftly chops meat, cuts vegetables and stirs the feed. As soon as the food for the poisonous horned beast is ready, the editor-in-chief's call comes.

Editor-in-Chief: "It's nothing serious, I just want to tell you to look a little more frightened when you enter my office, walk a little more sloppily, and look a little duller in your eyes."

Rosalie threw the chopped ribs into the bucket and made a loud "boom": "...why?"

The editor-in-chief sighed: "Hey, I don't know who is so bad. I ran to the board of directors and said that I have no dignity in the company. I couldn't restrain the editors under me and wanted to lobby them to remove me."

Rosalie jumped at the case: "Who is so shameless? Want to get rid of you and get on your own? I'll let Keira bite them!"

The editor-in-chief sighed again: "Thinking about it, I can't even keep the toffee snowball in my pantry, no wonder they think I can't hold the field."

Rosalie: "What bullshit logic? It's obviously because the company's security is not good, and the thief's skills are too high. But the toffee snowball is really delicious, you should buy more next time."

Editor-in-Chief: "...I knew you stole it!"

Rosalie smoothed her hair: "Ah, ah, I'll hold the stage for you. How about this, I'm shaking in and shaking out, my limbs are weak with tears, just chatting with Bellatrix It seems like a day..."

The editor-in-chief quickly stopped: "Enough is enough, if there is more, they will say that I bullied the editor. By the way, what flavor do you like Toffee Xueqiu?"

That afternoon, the internal chat group of Parchment Publishing House.

"Rosalie went to see the editor-in-chief trembling, ran out of the office crying, and didn't even eat lunch!"

"I saw it, I saw it! I heard that Keira ordered her favorite salmon and avocado spring rolls for lunch, but she didn't move a single bite!"

"Oh my God! I thought the editor-in-chief was very gentle, but I didn't expect it to be so fierce! Poor Rosalie!"

"Oh my god, it's so scary... Is the editor-in-chief in menopause? Rosalie's book has already sold well enough."

The editor-in-chief was diving in the group wearing a vest, and the more he watched, the happier he was: "Not bad, not bad, your acting skills are really impressive! Thank you, I'll bring you another candy another day."

Rosali licked his fingers: "Hahahahahahaha haha, oh the snowballs have eaten too much, the stomach is a bit uncomfortable ..."

The editor-in-chief scolded her: "Who wants you to eat one box at a time? Lunch is not good. You can go back and rest, remember what I said, the taste of planning projects should be relaxed, don't always focus on one type of work." .”

Rosalie hummed: "I know, I know."

Editor-in-Chief: "You need to learn more from Mr. Stark, look at him..."

Rosalie was shocked: "Who?!!"

Editor-in-Chief: "Who else? Your Tony! Look how innovative he is..."

Rosalie quickly disregarded the relationship: "He is not from my family!"

Editor-in-Chief: "Battle suits have been upgraded generation after generation, not only making equipment for yourself, but also making equipment for others..."

Rosalie continued to distance herself: "He's not from my family!!"

Editor-in-chief: "Why is he so powerful? His mind is full of whimsical ideas, and the spark of inspiration will never go out. How suitable for art..."

Rosalie: "He's not... Forget it, think what you like."

Editor-in-Chief: "I knew you were shy! Look, don't you just admit it? Have a baby early!"

Rosalie: "..."

........I have never held the precious son who gave birth to your sister!You have such a big brain, just go home and write a book, I will publish it for you!

With the newly written manuscript, Tony easily sneaked into the office building of the publishing house.

Due to well-known reasons, he can be said to be well-known in the Parchment Publishing House, and he is very popular.Wherever he goes, enthusiastic crowds greet him, and his popularity is higher than that of a serious president.

Rosalie: "The new employees think you are the boss, so why don't you go to the board of directors and get a seat. Hey, why don't you take off your shoes when you sleep on my sofa?"

Tony kicked off his shoes and lay down comfortably: "I'm doing it! But I have to kick someone out first to get a seat. I'm thinking about who to get out. Well, I won't go into details about those dirty methods. Did you watch the news?"

Rosalie: "Are you referring to the news "Ivan escaped? The American people are not afraid, and Iron Man saves the world again and again"? It is the news broadcast by the TV station 24 hours a day ?”

Tony: "Hey, isn't there another "Iron Man: People's Favorite Sexy Super Hero, Who Wouldn't Want to Date Him"? Didn't you see it?"

Rosalie: "I didn't see it."

Tony sat up abruptly: "Impossible! They took me for millions..."

Rosalie's eyes were bright: "Millions of what?"

Tony: "Millions...Millions of signatures. You know, I am a popular fried chicken in the superhero world, responsible for traffic."

Rosalie: "Do you dare to be more shameless? Also, I would like to ask, what is the status of your new book?"

Tony didn't understand, so: "What is the situation?"

Rosalie opened a page of the manuscript at random, and read aloud with emotion: "Tony took out the ultraviolet multi-wave domain light source instrument, and then found that he had taken the wrong one. So he put back the ultraviolet multi-wave domain light source instrument, which is made of woven carbon fiber In his satchel, zip up the double closed-end zipper made of vibrating gold, then open the bulletproof backpack made of poly-p-phenylene terephthalamide, take out the ion-sensing smoke detector, and install it on the ceiling The southwest corner of the..."

Tony: "It's good, no problem, I have written the name of each material."

Rosalie took a deep breath: "Tony, what you write is a novel, not a popular science book. What readers want to read is the ups and downs of the plot, not the chemical structural formula of poly-p-phenylene terephthalamide."

Tony: "My storyline is quite ups and downs, both love and hatred."

Rosalie threw the manuscript to him: "Really? Maybe they are hidden too deeply, and I didn't notice it for a while."

Tony: "So?"

Rosalie took out a piece of letter paper: "So, I will use this 64g light-coated letter paper made of high-quality softwood long-fiber chemical pulp and mechanical wood pulp to write a rejection letter for you, remember to check it."

The author has something to say: Love, hate, hatred: Tony hid us so deeply that he couldn't find it himself, no wonder the manuscript was rejected.

Popular science books: You can tell at a glance that Tony is good at defrauding manuscript fees with numbers. Don’t ask me how I know.