[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Rosalie struggled for a few seconds, then resolutely abandoned Viktoria, and decided to go to the cafe with Tony to discuss the details of the new article.

Tony was flattered: "Is this really okay? Will your friend be angry?"

Rosalie: "It's okay, I'll let the Patronus find her."

A long time ago, Tony saw a wizard summoning the Patronus, and the magical scene left a deep impression on him. He even thought about making Jarvis's entity into a kitten, but was strongly opposed by all the members— —Who will still be in the mood to fight at that time?Must be busy with cats!

Tony couldn't help being curious: "What kind of animal is your patron saint? Could it be Sniff?"

Rosalie: "How do you know?"

Tony: A random guess is actually right!

Rosalie: "Although Xixiu is very naughty, as soon as I see them, I seem to see many Galleons, and my mood immediately improves. I am not afraid of any monsters."

Tony: "...you make sense."

Afraid that Viktoria would not find anyone when she came back, they didn't dare to go far, so they found a cafe near the museum and sat in.Rosalie deliberately chose a seat by the window, and looking out from her seat, she could just see the gate of the museum.

Rosalie: "Viktoria's silver hair is particularly conspicuous. As long as she appears around, I can see her at a glance."

Tony thought she was really a caring friend, and she would definitely be a caring girlfriend in the future.

After the drinks and snacks were almost ready, Rosalie took out her notebook and analyzed the pros and cons of "Tony of Green Gables" one by one.

Rosalie: "I suggest you change the names of the characters. It's okay if you don't want to, but literary critics will regard "Tony of Green Gables" as your autobiography. They will dig deep into the metaphors and clues in the book, study Character relationship, and tie it to reality. Like your relationship with your parents, your parents' love is not perfect, and other Stark family gossip. Trust me, you don't want to read those papers, literature The minds of critics are pretty scary."

Tony: "...that sounds kind of scary."

Rosalie: "Let me just give you an example. You said in the outline that 'Tony' was thrown by his birth mother at the gate of the monastery when he was born. Because of a strange disease, no one wanted to adopt him. When you wrote that , what do you think?"

Tony looked confused: "Just... just for the sake of plot conflicts, just write it casually."

Rosalie: "Is there any special meaning in this paragraph? Does it imply that you have not been valued by Mrs. Stark since you were a child, and you have even experienced domestic violence?"

Tony: "No...no, my mother loves me so much, how can you...not have domestic violence! This is all fabricated out of nothing!"

Rosalie spread her hands: "Look, this is the weird way of thinking of literary critics. So, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble..."

Tony: "I decided not to change the character's name."

Rosalie: "...what???"

Tony: "How can I let the heroine 'Rosalie' fall in love with someone else? The hero must be named Tony, and can't be changed to a bad name like Kevin or Jack."

Rosalie was taken aback, and suddenly wanted to slap herself to death: She actually forgot about this!

Fortunately, she is not Tony's editor in charge, and she does not need to sign on the back cover when the book is published, and no readers will look for the management list of the publishing house... right?

Still be careful.

Rosalie: "No, why does your heroine have to have the same name as me? She can be called another name."

Tony didn't blush at all: "My heroine doesn't have the same name as you, she is you! It's just that you happen to be called Rosalie, so she is also called Rosalie, and if your name is Monica, she will also be called Moni Card."

Rosalie: "..."

Tony looked at her eagerly, his long eyelashes flickering: "Do you understand what I mean?"

Rosalie felt palpitations for no reason, and quickly lowered her eyelids: "I understand, I understand, you don't want to change your name."

Tony was a little disappointed: "I not only mean this, but also other meanings. Can't you understand what I mean like a literary critic?"

Rosalie lowered her head and wrote and scratched in her notebook: "Do you mean it's a bit too much? I'm just an ordinary draft editor..."

Tony: "I mean a lot to you, haven't I been naked enough?"

Rosalie tilted her pen tip and scribbled straight out of the notebook: "Oh, I just wrote the schedule."

Tony thought about it: "It seems that my emotions are indeed not naked|naked enough, it doesn't matter, I will be more naked|naked in the future."

Rosalie really wanted to say that you are naked|naked enough, but no matter how it sounded like unsuitable flirting, she had to give up.

Back home at night, Rosalie tortured Victoire, who had disappeared without reason.If the patron saint hadn't found her shopping frantically in the department store, they wouldn't know how long they would have waited for her.

Viktoria: "I'm creating opportunities for you guys! Look at the way Tony looks at you, and the way you look at him. That's hot. If you say you have no affair, you won't even believe ghosts!"

Rosalie was angry: "Why do I look at him so hotly? Am I looking at the cat ears on his head?"

Victova sang: "Oh, a hot pot of love! Oh, come and stir my soup! If you do it right, I'll make a hot pot of love with you tonight warm-yo-yo !” ①

The lyrics were so shameful, Rosalie covered her ears tightly with a pillow, not wanting to hear a single note.

As persistent as Viktoria, she will naturally not give up.She snatched the pillow from Rosalie's hand, sang and danced in the living room with her long hair tossed, her voice was out of tune, and her dancing was weird, not only her ears were irritated, but her eyes were also irritated.

Rosalie had nightmares all night.

She dreamed of Tony wearing a Victoire dress, heavy make-up, and a golden wig in the living room singing and dancing "A Pot of Hot Love" and later "You Magically Stolen My Heart" 》②…….

O sin!

This psychological shadow will never get better!

"You're acting naked enough!" Rosalie yelled at Tony in the dream, "Put down my high heels, I'll call the police if you dance again!"

However, Tony blinked charmingly, blew her a wave of kisses, and began to sing "You Stole My Crucible, But You Can't Have My Heart"③...

Rosalie woke up with a start, feeling that she would never be able to look at Tony again.

The author has something to say: ①②③: The three songs are the works of the famous witch singer Celestina Warbeck, mentioned in the original HP.