[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Rosalie's heart is broken. There are hot eyes of suitors outside the house, and the brainwashing divine comedy is circulating in her head. This day can be said to be very tormented.

So she decided to talk to Tony.

Rosalie planned to protest Tony's behavior with sharp words and a firm attitude. She made a plan in her heart: Tony, your behavior has caused a lot of trouble to my life, please stop harassing me!

However, the belly script was useless. When Tony looked at her with aggrieved eyes, Rosalie's attitude couldn't be tougher.

Rosalie struggled for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "You...can you sing?"

Although protests cannot be carried out, people have been called in, so you can't just say "hello" and let them out, right?Just use this opportunity to wash away the infinite loop of Divine Comedy in your mind.How did that proverb come about?Oh, fight fire with fire!

Tony specifically confirmed it: "You...you asked me if I could sing?"

Rosalie: "Yes... yes."

Tony frowned and looked at her for a few seconds, then suddenly jumped up excitedly: "Yes! I must! Let me tell you, I can not only dance well, but also sing well!"

... Now it's all right, the memory of the Divine Comedy has not been washed away, and the memory of Tony dancing in the restaurant has surfaced again.If there is a TV station that wants to broadcast the images in her head now, it is estimated that all of them will have to be covered with thick mosaics and silenced...

Tony rolled up his sleeves and climbed onto the desk: "Hi, friends in the back, now I'm bringing a sad and emotional song..."

Rosalie quickly pulled him down: "What are you doing? My office is completely transparent, and the editors outside can see our every move inside!"

Tony: "That's why I find all kinds of excuses not to go to my office. I have to make do in the cubicle outside. Don't you think I'm very clever?"

Rosalie: "Smart...you are big! I asked you if you can sing, not to hold a concert in my office! Do you think I was called by the editor to write a review?"

Tony: "But my sad and emotional songs must be accompanied by dance..."

Rosalie went crazy: "No dancing! No singing sad and emotional songs! No weird expressions! No makeup and high heels!"

Tony looked confused: "I didn't want to wear makeup and high heels... Has anyone performed in front of you with this outfit? It's so freaking!"

Who else?It's you (in my dream)!Rosalie clenched her teeth, afraid that she would slip up if she was not paying attention, and Tony refused to reveal any details no matter how hard she asked.

Tony: "Tell me!

Rosalie: "No!"

Tony: "I won't tell."

Rosalie: "No!"

Tony: "Could it be Voldemort?"

Rosalie: "...you have a really big brain."

Tony: "You tell me!"

Rosalie: "No!"

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After nearly 10 minutes of this (unpleasant and pointless) conversation looping, Tony capitulates.

Tony: "Well, it's okay not to sing sad and emotional songs."

Tony: "What do you think of rock and roll? I'm a huge fan of Queen and Black Sabbath...."

Rosalie interrupted him: "Can you sing nursery rhymes?"

Tony: "...I didn't expect you to take such a good bite!"

"Rosalie forced the new major shareholder to sing nursery rhymes all afternoon in the office. When the major shareholder came out, his face was blue, his legs were weak, and he felt like he could hardly breathe!"

"Oh my god, what is Rosalie's background? Is it okay to torture and humiliate major shareholders like this?!"

"Mr. Shareholder, how pitiful! Alien monsters are not as difficult as Rosalie, right?"

"The older generation of the publishing house knows it. I heard that... the big boss... a certain shareholder... Rosalie... actually... anyway... and then... um... You understand!"

Kayla eavesdropped on the gossip for hours in the bathroom cubicle, reporting back to Rosalie and Tony right away.

Rosalie listened with gusto, and couldn't help but applaud for the gossip crowd: "It's really wonderful! Even the screenwriters of magic TV would not dare to write like this?"

Tony: "They're right, though."

Rosalie: "Which point?"

Tony: "You are indeed more difficult to deal with than alien monsters. Put... put down your wand and listen to me! Deal with alien monsters, I don't need to have extra thoughts, kill them. You are different Now, I have to flatter you, wink at you, and observe your micro-expressions..."

Rosalie narrowed her eyes slightly, curled up the fingers of her right hand, and clenched her wand tightly. Tony immediately ended his speech, and obediently took half a step back.

Keira: "What should we do? Are we going to post on the forum to refute the rumors? Or ask the HR department to investigate?"

Rosalie picked up a stack of newly arrived manuscripts: "You don't need to do anything! Whoever spreads this obviously non-technical rumor is an idiot, and whoever believes it is mentally retarded!"

Tony echoed: "That's it!"

Oh, a hot pot of love.....

The pen in Rosalie's hand "slapped" and fell to the ground.

Why... Tony has sung more than a dozen nursery rhymes, why is the melody of "A Pot of Hot Love" still echoing in her mind?Didn't do a full set of deletion actions?

Rosalie quickly shook her head, picked out her ears, closed her eyes hard and opened them again.

Tony, Keira: "..."

Rosalie turned the pages of the book, and a familiar melody sounded in her ears: I will make a fiery love...

Why is the Divine Comedy still there? !Could it be that the cache is not cleared?

Rosalie jumped up and downed a big glass of pumpkin juice.

Tony, Keira: "..."

Rosalie found a common-sense mistake, picked up the red pen and was about to correct it, when the familiar music suddenly appeared: Oh, come and stir my soup......

"Master Victoire! Sing your sister!" Rosalie threw down the red pen and shouted loudly, "Stir, stir, stir your head!"

Tony was shocked: "Is anyone singing? No one here? Are you wearing headphones?"

Keira trembled: "Boss, are you okay? Are you under too much pressure? I have a phone number from the magic mental hospital, you..."

Rosalie froze for a moment, and said inwardly, Merlin's underwear.

This is not only embarrassing, it's simply embarrassing, okay?

Tony ran over and scratched her ears: "I don't have earphones, are you hallucinating? Jarvis, hurry up and find out what the auditory hallucinations are."

"Sir, auditory hallucinations are one of the common symptoms of mental patients, especially schizophrenia..."

Tony and Kayla: "What the hell?!"

Rosalie said in her heart, Merlin's boxer underwear.

It's not what you think, I don't have auditory hallucinations!No, I have auditory hallucinations, but not the auditory hallucinations of schizophrenia!You don't want to look like I'm going to die soon, okay?

Hey, why are you two still wiping tears?Can patients with schizophrenia remain cured after treatment?No, I'm not schizophrenic, why am I... This matter is really incomprehensible!

The author has something to say: Rosalie: Do you know what despair is?