[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

On a sunny and leisurely afternoon, Rhodes took a nap on the sofa with a cup of hot black tea in his hand.

Since Peter was successfully recommended as Tony's new assistant, such comfortable relaxation time has become more and more, and the interruption of "Red help me look at this! Rhode help me look at that!" has become less and less.

Barton is such a wise man!

Bathed in the warm wind, Rhodes yawned comfortably. Just as he was about to close his eyes and rest for a while, he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from far and near, passing through the corridor to his ears.

"Rodney! Where are you? Where is the closest and most sensible friend you promised? Where are the teammates you promised to love me?"

Rhodes woke up instantly, his hands trembling, and black tea was splashed all over his face, causing him to jump up,

Accompanied by the clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang when walking, Tony pushes open the door with a cool gesture, is the method of the protagonist in the movie to push the door.

Rhodes stammered: "No, no, no... isn't it?"

When Tony saw him, he couldn't help but said happily: "So you're here, help me with the design of the new character! By the way, what about Natasha and the others? I searched around but couldn't find it."

Rhodes was bleeding in his heart, and said with tears: "They are on a mission."

Rhodes: I shouldn't be lazy and stay in the base in a daze, I should work hard and accompany my teammates on missions!

Tony took off his helmet and strode forward: "It's okay, it's fine if you're here!"

Rhodes had the last hope: "Why don't you find Peter? He is your assistant!"

Tony sighed, "Peter is too young to see the big world."

Rhodes: It turns out that I lost because of my age.

A crumpled page of paper was spread out in front of Rhodes, on the top was written a row of big characters "The villain of "Tony of the Green Mountain God's Land" list", he moved his eyes slightly, and saw a row of big characters "Remarks: It must be miserable, as miserable as the protagonist."

Rhodes was a little confused: "Does mythological youth literature still need a villain? Is it the head teacher who opposes the love between the hero and heroine?"

Tony: "You've never seen the world just by looking at it."

Rhodes: "You just said that I—"

Tony interrupted: "The purpose of setting up the villain is not only to oppose the love between the hero and heroine, but also to hinder their career line, and by the way, to set off the sunshine, nobility and fraternity of the hero and heroine."

Rhodes: "Well, since this is the case, you can directly refer to Loki's character design."

Tony vetoed it flatly: "No, Prince Bambi's life is too smooth, it doesn't fit my background setting for the villain"

Rhodes: "Does it have to be miserable? The arrogant and violent rich man next door is fine too!"

Tony sighed: "You really haven't seen the world."

Rhodes: "..."

Tony: "I did this for a reason. You see, the villain and the hero grew up in similar environments, but their moods, mentality, and choices for the future are completely opposite. One chooses to save the common people, and the other chooses to harm the common people. This is called contrast, this is called foil."

Rhode suddenly realized: "I seem to understand, you want to use this to set off the hero's sunshine, nobility and fraternity."

Tony applauded: "You really have seen the world, you know everything."

Rhodes: "..."

Rhodes: So have I seen the world?

Tony is serious: "'This story teaches us that character determines destiny, mentality determines achievement, please smile in adversity.' Does it sound very connotative? I plan to write it on the girdle, and the confused teenagers will definitely understand me. Work hard."

Rhodes: "Wenhao, are you planning to enter the education industry?"

Tony winked: "I have already helped Rosalie write a series of popular science books, and it is not a matter of time before I enter the education industry."

Rhodes: "..."

Tony's requirements for the villain's character design are simple but not simple, and it is not difficult to say that it is difficult. In short, it is one word: miserable.

But it can't be worse than the male protagonist, otherwise it will appear that the adversity experienced by the male protagonist is just average, and it won't have a deafening effect.

Tony: "Readers will say that the male protagonist just cheated on his father, and the villain killed his whole family! The protagonist doesn't even think about the villain, it's really inhuman."

Rhodes: "That's right, readers will gravitate to the more miserable and pitiful person."

Tony: "So I'm in trouble, do you have any good ideas?"

Rhodes thought for a while: "How about this, you change the position, let the protagonist's family die suddenly, and let the villain's father cheat."

Tony hesitated, "But in this case, I have to rewrite the whole thing."

Rhodes: "What are you afraid of? Isn't it just rewriting the whole text? Besides, you haven't typed every word on the keyboard, you just dictated it for Jarvis to type."

Tony rolled his eyes wildly: "Dictation is also very tiring."

Rhodes encouraged him: "Think about Rosalie, think about the manuscript, do you still feel tired?"

Tony immediately raised his fighting spirit: "I'm not tired anymore!"

Rhode refilled a cup of black tea in satisfaction, and just as he put the cup to his lips, he heard Tony say, "But, I've run out of miserable elements, and there's only enough to write one character—I can't think of a worse one." Passed away."

Rhodes looked calm: "Find a big, big piece of paper, and write down the life experiences of everyone in the Avengers one by one. Among them, there must be one that is tragic and suitable for you."

Tony was enlightened: "Good idea, let's do it!"

Thirty seconds later, all the Avengers except Tony received a text message from Rhodes.

Rhodes: "Congratulations, you have been added to the luxurious post-draft chasing girls package by Wenhao."

Everyone in the Avengers: "..."

Today, Victova is quite abnormal. She not only offered to help Rosalie take care of the animals in the suitcase, but also called her to report the progress of the breeding during lunch.

She even specially wrote an [-]-word breeding report, which listed in detail what each animal ate, how much it ate, how it reacted when eating, and how it reacted after eating.

Rosalie's heart was full of alarm bells: "What did you do? It doesn't matter if the kitchen exploded, I will find someone to fix it."

Viktorova: "The kitchen is fine, and so am I. Why are you nervous?"

Rosalie breathed a sigh of relief: "Then... are you leaving? Do you need me to hold a farewell party?"

Victova avoided talking about it, but instead asked, "The one you raise is called Jin Gallon, right?"

Rosalie was taken aback: "Yeah, what happened to Jin Gallon?"

Viktoria: "It's birthday this weekend, and I'm going to hold a birthday party for it. I'm thanking you for taking care of me recently."

Rosalie: "What what? Gallon's birthday is this weekend? Why didn't I know?"

Viktoria: "Tsk tsk tsk, are you a qualified shit shoveler who doesn't even remember Jin Jialong's birthday?"

Rosalie took a deep breath: "I picked up the golden gallon in the jungle, who knows when it was born!"

Viktorova said calmly, "I asked it, and it said it was born on June [-]th."

Rosalie: "... Regardless of whether Jin Gallon can speak or not, it's August, isn't this weekend August [-]th?"

Viktorova: "Oh, my memory was wrong. Jin Gallon said he was a Leo. The exact date of birth should be the twelfth of August you mentioned."

Rosalie: "... full of slots, what do you want to do?"

Viktoria paused, and seemed a little shy: "I invited Tony to the birthday party! Because you are a workaholic, we were all worried that you would forget, but Tony said he would come to remind you~"

Rosalie was shocked: "What are you—"

Viktoria: "Oops! Your kitchen seems to be blown up! I'm going to check it out, bye!"

Rosalie roared into the receiver, "Victova! How dare you—"

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However, Viktoria acted swiftly, and only the messy busy tone remained in response to Rosalie's anger.

Rosalie: Ahhhhhhh!

The author has something to say: Jin Jialong: The tail of July, I am Leo~ The prelude of August, I am Leo~