[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

In the quiet office, the air conditioner made my shoulders feel cold. Rosalie found a shawl and wrapped it up, and continued to think about whether to run away from home for a few days.

Although she is no longer as resistant to getting along with Tony as before, she still instinctively dislikes a birthday party with a lot of people, confusion, and a high chance of guests vomiting.

"So many people! So many dishes! What if they can't be cleaned?" Rosalie wandered around the office, "Guests will spread cream all over the place, jump around on the sofa without shoe covers... I'm sure going crazy!"

Keira tried to reassure her: "From what I know of Victoire, as a big procrastinator, she shouldn't be able to get everything done for the party before the weekend, right?"

Rosalie flicked the fringe on the shawl: "Hehe, I used to be as naive as you, and later Viktoria told me that she had already hired a party planning company, and they planned to requisition a small wooden house in the suburbs and turn it into a magic-style ……You know."

Keira: "I didn't expect Victoire to be able to burst out with super powers of action. I really did my best to see idols!"

Rosalie patted the back of the chair: "You also think she is a drunkard, right? I think she just wants to see Tony!"

Keira was speechless: "Boss, isn't this obvious? Jin Gallon is Xixiu, how could Xixiu talk and ask for his own birthday? Tony's novels dare not write like that!"

Rosalie gritted her teeth: "Hmph, I've noticed it a long time ago. After all, Viktoria is a crazy fan who has watched "The Complete Works of Iron Man Raging Congress" seven or eighty times."

Kayla: "...so?"

Rosalie held her head high: "So I want to tell Victora that I don't like the magic house in the suburbs. What if there is a fire?"

Kayla: "... Isn't the point of rejecting the party, rejecting Tony?"

Rosalie twitched: "Then what, the money has been spent, so we can't break the contract..."

Keira: ...Actually, you really want to see Tony, don't you?

Keira was heartbroken: "Boss, you are finished! From this moment on, you have completely embarked on the path of integrity."

Rosalie picked up a thick dictionary at hand, and said coldly, "I'll beat you up!"

Keira quickly covered her head: "Boss, that's the hardcover edition of "The 150th Anniversary of the Hogwarts Dictionary"! It is limited to [-] copies worldwide! One copy is equivalent to a villa, and it is the best one in London. !"

Rosalie hurriedly put the dictionary back to its original place carefully, and chose another ashtray worth twenty dollars: "This one is good. It's cheap and thick. It has a pleasant voice when you hit your head."

Keira: "..."

Keira: My boss not only dislikes his integrity, but also has vague signs of turning into a bloodthirsty monster. My future is really worrying!

The two chattered for a few minutes, then Rosalie asked Keira to call the editors in to report on their work, and among them happened to be Tony's editor, Ada.

Rosalie remembered Justin Hammer's attempt to snatch the draft of the popular science series, and couldn't help asking Ada: "How is Mr. Stark's manuscript finished?"

Ada: "The first draft has been completed. I just sent him the revised comments yesterday, and the draft will be delivered by the end of the month at the latest."

Rosalie was speechless: "So fast?"

Although the target audience of the popular science series is teenagers, with a large number of pictures, the author was also specifically told not to write too bluntly or too academically, and to use short and flexible language as much as possible.

But even so, a sub-volume should have about [-] words, not to mention the relevant materials that need to be read during the writing process, and the careful attention to details is really a big project.

Thinking about Tony writing popular science articles, he also completed the nearly 400 million-word "Tony of the Green Mountain God" and the outline and detailed outline. Rosalie couldn't help admiring: "Tony is simply the fire|crossbow|arrow among workaholics." ah!"

Ada didn't know about "Tony of Green Mountain God's Domain" yet, so she looked confused: "What?"

Rosalie: "It's nothing, nothing! Cough, you must check carefully and resolutely eliminate all content that is not suitable for children."

For example, Tony Metheus and hundreds of girlfriends dragged out without producing food for the king's CP, mobs rushed into the palace and hacked the queen to death...

Ada: "Boss, don't worry, I'll take a magnifying glass to see!"

Rosalie is still worried: "A new proofreading wand has recently been released. I have already ordered hundreds of them from the Weasley Brothers' Magic Wheezes, and they will arrive by tomorrow afternoon at the latest. This wand can quickly detect the contents of the article. common sense errors, grammatical errors, and punctuation errors, which will save you some time and hands to peruse the manuscript."

Ada understood in seconds: "Understood, I will never let the content that is difficult for children appear in the popular science books for young people."

Rosalie took a sip of orange juice with satisfaction.

"You said, Rosalie's pet's birthday, what gift should I give?"

Tony wore eighteen ties of various designs, seven or eight shirts of various styles, and messy hair, jumping up and down in the living room with great interest.

Everyone in the Fulian couldn't dodge in time, and found various excuses to slip away. Only Rhodes was delayed for a while because of taking a shower. When he saw Natasha's text message urging him to run quickly, the day lily was cold enough to make ice cream .

Rhodes was dizzy from Tony's flashy look, rubbed his temples and said, "Tony, can you calm down? Or can you take off those eighteen ties? Now I close my eyes, and I'm like fluttering butterfly wings."

Tony: "No, you can't close your eyes, and I can't take off my tie. You have to help me choose my birthday party outfit."

Rhodes couldn't help choking him: "Aren't you always proud of your aesthetics?"

Tony: "Have you ever heard an old saying that those in power are obsessed, but bystanders are clear?"

Rhodes was in awe: "It's incredible, I used to just use lofty words, but now I still quote ancient Chinese!"

Tony stood in front of him, fiddling with eighteen ties, hesitantly said: "So... so which one do you think I look good in? By the way, the birthday star only has a sniff."

Rhodes was stunned: "What is Sniff? Is it a new intelligent sweeping robot?"

Tony scratched his head: "Well, Jarvis, what is a sniff?"

Jarvis quickly said: "Sir, Xixiu is a magical magical creature. It is covered with black fluff and has a long snout. It looks very similar to an Australian echidna. It can dig the ground, has a bag on its abdomen, and likes shiny things. .”

Rhodes clapped his hands: "I understand, shiny items, right? Tony, don't pick up the tie, just cosplay into a gold nugget!"

Tony's face collapsed: "Be serious, dude, is your weapon research and development department so sloppy?"

Rhodes is very innocent: "Where is my suggestion hasty? Have you ever heard an old saying called tailoring clothes? Well, if you think gold nuggets are rustic, you can cosplay them into diamonds!"

Tony wanted to flip the table: "If I really dress up as a gold nugget or a diamond, what do you think Rosalie will think?"

Rhodes squeezed his throat to imitate Rosalie's British accent: "Merlin's beard, look at that psycho who looks exactly like Diamond!"

Tony: "..."

It was a rare thing for Tony to surrender. He struggled and said, "Otherwise, I'll go in the battle suit. Anyway, the battle suit is also shining with gold."

Rhodes: "You can take the more than 50 battle suits with you, change which one you like, and blow up which one Rosalie doesn't like."

Tony agreed: "There is another advantage to doing this. If I make Rosalie angry during the dinner, I can run away wearing the battle suit."

Rhodes broke out in a cold sweat: "Why does it sound like going to the execution ground? Buddy, do you need to be accompanied by the members?"

Tony said with a sincere face: "If you are willing to cosplay into gold nuggets and diamonds, of course it is fine."

Rhodes regained his senses in an instant: "Wenhao, you have to walk your own way, and you have to catch up with your own manuscript, you work hard!"

Tony pursed his lips: "This is the legendary teammate who loves me the most."

Rhodes said modestly: "You are joking, that is just an exaggerated rhetoric. Loki also claimed that Thor is his dearest brother, and he still insists on stabbing him hundreds of times every year."

Tony: "..."

The author has something to say: Loki: Heh, the world of the Protoss, how can the lowly ants in the courtyard understand it?

Hulk: Whoa, whoa, whoa~~~

Loki: slip away...