[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Title: "The Tragedy Caused by a Bag of Galleons"

Also known as: "If you don't die, you won't die: The Legend of Gold Coins"

Director: Tony Stark

Screenwriter: Tony Stark

Starring: Tony Stark

Lighting: Tony Stark

Brief introduction: It tells the wonderful anecdote of rich man Tony Stark attending the wizarding party for the first time. Because of giving gold coins as a gift to Xixiu, complicated relationship disputes arose. …

Rosalie: "Stop! You haven't harmed the publishing industry enough, do you want to harm Hollywood now?"

"I'm clearly contributing to the movie industry." Tony plucked a handful of Gallon's hair, and calmly completed the introduction of the movie, "...a harsh test of human nature is about to begin, Tony Stark The electric shock debut - "The Tragedy Caused by a Bag of Galleons" is currently being screened."

Rosalie: "You haven't even finished the script, why are you making it so popular?"

Tony: "Well, I can have Jarvis do a holographic screening of any actor you want, just have Jarvis scan their faces... the only problem is, because of the technology, Everyone and everything is light blue."

Jarvis corrected it in time: "Sir, the color palette has already been completed, and people and scenery of various colors can be simulated."

Tony: "Really? My fault, I haven't paid much attention to you recently. Okay, now we can hit the show."

Jarvis: The baby has been out of favor for a long time.JPG

Rosalie: "Movies with no real actors?"

Tony said righteously: "Technology is constantly developing. I believe that sooner or later, the profession of actor will be eliminated."

Rosalie: "...what did the actor do wrong?"

If you want to explain clearly why Tony entered the film industry on a whim, everything has to start from 10 minutes ago, when he just gave a bag of gold coins as a gift to King Gallon, which immediately led to three tragedies.

First of all, the excited Jin Gallon rushed over to Tony's face, and Rosalie hurriedly grabbed its leg, but unfortunately she was too late to catch it, and instead knocked the staff who came to help out of the road.

The staff reacted quickly and reached out to hold the nearby tree to stabilize the center of gravity. Unexpectedly, the tree missed it, but grabbed Victoire's hair who came after hearing the news.

"what!!!!!!!"

Viktoria screamed over N octaves in pain, causing the staff members to tremble in fright, and completely lost their center of gravity. "Baji" fell down and sat on Tony's feet.

But Tony is wearing an invincible battle suit, the whole body is made of gold and titanium alloy, and the edges of his feet are occasionally sharp...

Staff, rush to the street.

When the ambulance team put the staff on the stretcher, everyone present heard a tragic cry: "Don't let me lie on my back! My ass! Ah!!!!"

Rosalie stared back at Tony.

Tony's big innocent eyes flashed: "You can't blame me for this, can you? When I designed the suit, I didn't expect that someone would... Tsk tsk, it looks really painful."

Rosalie: "..."

Secondly, when Viktorova wanted to take Jin Jialong away, Jin Jialong's strength demonstrated what it meant to be disgusted and rejected wholeheartedly.

Victova didn't understand, so: "What's wrong with it? It was fine just now!"

Jin Jialong: "Zhizhizhi (you use counterfeit coins, you criminal)!"

Rosalie relayed its words to Viktoria, and said sympathetically, "Don't worry about it, the little bastard still hates the poor and loves the rich."

Jin Jialong straightened up and jumped up with his short legs: "Zhi Zhi Zhi (I don't hate the poor and love the rich, I just discriminate against bad people who use counterfeit coins)!"

Viktoria was heartbroken: "When the child grows up, he will still despise his sister-in-law! Woohoo!"

Rosalie was in a hurry, while comforting her, she scolded Jin Gallon: "That's a legal counterfeit coin for decoration!!"

Tony ate honey cake, drank pumpkin juice, and watched the show with great enthusiasm: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Viktoria was hit hard: "Fans off, off fans, host the birthday party yourself!"

After finishing speaking, they snapped their fingers, and the people who planned the company immediately stopped what they were doing. Those riding broomsticks rode on broomsticks, and those who caught Floo powder caught Floo powder, and all of them retreated in the blink of an eye.

Rosalie: "???"

Rosalie: My face is dumbfounded.JPG

In the blink of an eye, even Viktoria disappeared, leaving only her, Tony and Jin Gallon looking at each other.

Tony stopped laughing in a hurry: "Why are all the people you invited gone?"

Rosalie: "To be precise, the party was organized by Viktoria, and she invited the people, so..."

Tony interjected, "So, you actually don't know any of the guests?"

Rosalie blurted out: "Who says you don't know anyone? I know you!"

Then, Tony choked on the honey cake.

Fortunately, Rosalie had earnestly studied first-aid knowledge in the training center before joining the job, otherwise he would very likely become the first superhero to choke to death, and his "fame" will last forever.

Tony argued: "I'm just too emotional, commonly known as excitement... Oh my god! I'm the only guest you know in the audience! I didn't expect that I could also be number one in your life!"

Rosalie helped Tony take off his combat uniform, and then helped him into the nearest tent: "Actually, you were number one before."

Tony: "Huh?"

Rosalie reminded him: "You are the first rich second-generation handsome psychopath I know."

Tony giggled: "I remember, last time at the steak house, right? I'm vying to be the first plutocratic psycho you kill."

Rosalie found a blanket to cover him: "Are you still laughing? What is there to fight for such an honor?"

Tony coughed a few times and panted, "As long as it's about you, I want to be number one!"

Rosalie felt a soft wave in her heart: "Because I don't want to be involved in the murder case, you should improve your writing and strive to be the first romance writer I signed."

When Tony got excited, he coughed again: "Ahem! Are you—are you—"

Rosalie pressed him back to lie down, and said unnaturally: "They should have prepared a first aid kit, let me see if there is any choking medicine in it."

As soon as Rosalie turned around, Tony quickly rolled several times on the bed like a child, kicking his legs wildly excitedly.

Tony: Marrying Mrs. Stark is just around the corner!

"I want to add a pet to "Tony of Green Gables"!" Tony announced immediately after drinking the anti-choking potion, "Jin Gallon is really my mascot!"

Rosalie: "...I really don't see how it favors you."

"Why not?" Tony patted the bed vigorously, and the poor mattress whimpered. Tony quickly relaxed his strength and patted it reassuringly.

Mattress: Full Happiness Value.JPG

Tony: "A few days ago, when I announced that I would be the No.1 romance writer signed by you, do you remember what I said?"

Rosalie looked left and right: "Victova really doesn't plan to come back?"

Tony touched her shoulder so that the two of them could look at each other: "You were prevaricating me! You said you had no plans to sign a contract with a romance writer for the time being."

"Can I change my mind?" Rosalie broke free from his hand, she was still not used to staring at Tony ambiguously, "The editor-in-chief is right, I want to develop and innovate, and relax my taste—"

Tony howled immediately: "Sign me, sign me, sign me! I'm your new taste!"

Rosalie blushed: "Why are any serious words so indecent when they come out of your mouth?"

Tony: "Well, this long sentence is well said, now let me analyze its grammatical structure and the meaning it expresses for you—"

Rosalie: "..."

Rosalie put down the medicine bottle and folded her arms around her chest: "Okay, analyze it! If you can't analyze it—"

Tony's eyes sparkled: "——we won't leave tonight!"

Rosalie pushed him back and lay down again: "—If you can't analyze it, I'll leave you alone in the magic garden for the night."

Tony: "I just want to ask, if you do that, will I get another title?"

Rosalie was very vigilant: "What title?"

Tony shyly said: "You abandoned me and were forced to stay alone in the magic garden for decades, the rich second generation is handsome and insane."

Miserable, abandoned, alone in an empty house, for decades...

He also specially emphasized the words when he said these words, and every time he paused, he gave Rosalie a meaningful look, with a very mean expression on his face.

Rosalie: The writing class of this guy is really not in vain, and he may have enrolled in a speech class by the way.

Rosalie's forehead was full of veins: "Well, this long sentence is well said, now let me analyze its grammatical structure for you."

Tony: "..."

Tony: Careless, he lifted a rock and smashed his own Jio.

The author has something to say: Tony: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee~~~~