[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

After fighting side by side for many years and going back and forth hundreds of times in the artillery fire, Rhodes saw Tony covered in mud again, and his heart did not fluctuate in the slightest.

"Who did you fight with again?" Rhodes handed him a cup of freshly brewed coffee, and asked casually, "Fighted with someone at Rosalie's pet's birthday party? It really happened to you, buddy!"

Tony rolled his eyes and raised his mask, revealing his dirty face.At this time, his facial features were all covered by mud, as if covered with a thick layer of deep-sea seaweed mask, and it was impossible to tell the front from the back without looking carefully.

"Oh, my God! Who beat you up like this?" Rhode was greatly frightened. In his perception, as long as he put on a battle suit, only Tony abused others, and no one else abused Tony. portion.

Tony pinched the coffee cup with two fingers artificially: "Believe me, my dear, if you rolled seventy or eighty times on the wet mud floor, you would be like me."

Rhodes: "Oh, did Rosalie beat you up?"

Tony was scalded by the coffee: "No! Why, you bet again?"

Rhodes laughed dryly without confidence: "No, no, how could it be, hehehe."

"Is everyone there? I need help with something urgent." Tony put down his glass and looked around. "Is there anyone in the Avengers...does anyone know more about cats?"

Rhodes: "Well, maybe the documentary about local tyrants raising lions in the Middle East had a big impact on you a while ago, so you also want to..."

Tony raised his eyebrows: "Am I the kind of local tyrant who pursues a luxurious life? I'm a superhero, a superhero! I'm different from them."

Rhodes: "As a local tyrant who spends tens of millions on watches, dear, are you ashamed to say such a thing?"

Tony looked puzzled: "Why are you embarrassed? A watch worth tens of millions is not expensive, is it?"

Rhodes: "...You pretend I didn't say anything, I'll call the members over for you."

A few minutes later, everyone in Avengers gathered in the living room to accept Tony's zoology qualification review.

Tony took a quick shower, wiped his head with a towel, and asked, "Guys, what do you know about felines? Please speak up, please!"

There was a brief silence in the air. Members, you look at me and I look at you. I don't know what kind of medicine is selling in Tony's gourd.But no matter what medicine he sells, it should not be a good medicine.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the living room was a little awkward.

After a few minutes, Natasha said, "I'm sorry Tony, I don't know much about cats, but I know a lot about beautiful men."

Barton immediately answered, "I'm pretty good at shooting, oh, and golf."

Sam: "I know a lot about birds."

Steve thought for a while: "I have a lot of research on melee | body | fighting | fighting, and I have also dabbled in the selection of painting tools."

Bucky: "I'm the most knowledgeable about dagger care and how to pick fresh fruit."

Scott: "Ah, I'm pretty good at parenting. Oh, and don't forget about ants, I know the taxonomy of ants like the back of my hand."

Rhodes: "I have a lot of research on the military|military hierarchy. If you want to write military|brigade|romance|love|essays, you can find me as a free consultant."

Peter's face was pure: "Mr. Stark, I have done a lot of research on the holiday time of American middle schools."

Tony rolled his eyes wildly: "One by one... Isn't Yun very active in raising cats?"

"Liking cats and doing research on cats are two different things." Natasha patiently explained, "Besides, why do you suddenly care about the survival and development of cats? I thought you only cared about Rosalie's review preferences .”

Tony coughed lightly.

There was a pause in the air in the room, and then there was an explosion of complaints one after another.

"Isn't it? Rosalie asked you to come back and ask us if we have any research on cats? Who is your closest comrade-in-arms?"

"Tony, I know you!"

"Rosalie won't be really interested in your mythological youth literature, will she?"

"The publishing industry is coming to an end!!!"

"Why is the publishing industry going to end? Isn't Mr. Stark's charm breaking through the sky again?"

……

Everyone was arguing, not only forgetting what the purpose of this trip was, but also completely ignoring the existence of Tony.

Tony sat helplessly on the TV cabinet, and said to his teammates who completely ignored him: "I hate you, the kind of hate in the literal sense."

During the morning meeting on Monday, Tony tried his best to sneak into the team of editors again, squeezed away Magda and the other two editors, and successfully grabbed the position closest to Rosalie.

Rosalie squinted at him: "How dare you mention half a word related to unspoken rules in the morning meeting—"

Tony meekly helped her unfold the notebook, and took over the conversation: "—you just post the video of me rolling in the mud on the Internet."

However, his cuteness not only did not make Rosalie relieve her vigilance, but even made her more vigilant: "Could it be that you looked up hundreds of unspoken synonyms and waited to use them?"

Tony was dumbfounded: "Are there hundreds of synonyms for unspoken rules? This is almost beyond my swearword inventory! Teach me a few, teach me a few!"

Rosalie grabbed the quill: "Shut up shareholders, the meeting is on!"

Tony pursed his lips: "...huh."

Jarvis: "Sir, actually I can..."

Tony: "Shut up Jarvis!"

Jarvis: "...Oh."

Tony didn't pay much attention to what was said in the morning meeting. Anyway, it was about the autumn new book market, planning proposals and so on.Rosalie can handle these things by herself without his help. His role is to secretly record the other party's name in a small notebook when someone satirizes Rosalie.

So after the morning meeting, Magda's name was written in Tony's little notebook of vengeance, and the whole page was full of her.

Tony shook his sore arm and complained: "The words I wrote almost catch up with the notes you took."

Rosalie wanted to laugh a little: "Why do you write it yourself, obviously Jarvis can do it for you."

Tony's expression was solemn: "This is called a sense of ritual, understand? A sense of ritual! The names recorded by Jarvis are just a string of data, but the ones I personally wrote are different—"

Rosalie was very interested: "Why is it different?"

Tony rolled his eyes: "What I wrote by my own hand is not a string of data, but a string of genuine letters."

Rosalie: "... Isn't this nonsense? What you wrote is not a string of letters, is it a bunch of grapes?"

"All in all, what I wrote with my own hand is different." Tony said like a rogue, "Speaking of which, is the cutie Jin Gallon back home?"

Speaking of Jin Gallon, Rosalie had a headache: "No, Viktorova and I have searched all the places where it likes to stay, parks, museums, banks... there is no sign of it."

Tony: "Did you call the police? Well, wait a minute, does your wizard's government care about this?"

Rosalie nodded: "Of course, the wizarding world has corresponding policies, and Jin Gallon is a legally adopted pet with complete documents and should be protected. Last night, the Magic Congress of the United States accepted the pet disappearance case."

Tony felt relieved: "That's good, I also asked Jarvis to retrieve the surveillance video of the surrounding cities. Through cross-comparison with the database, we should be able to find its trace."

Rosalie hesitated and said, "Actually, I have other things I want to ask you for help. I don't know if it's convenient for you—"

Tony was very excited: "It's convenient, it's convenient for you to let me do anything!"

Rosalie: "Listen to me first, that...that..."

Tony looked at her suspiciously: "Why are you hesitating, which one of us is with whom! You are Mrs. Stark whom I unilaterally admit!"

Rosalie's head was full of black lines: "...you are enough!"

Tony was quiet for a few seconds, but her abnormality really disturbed him: "What's the matter? Could it be that Loki led the aliens to kidnap Victoire?"

Rosalie: "Save your brain for writing "Tony of the Green Mountain God Realm". Actually, I want to ask you to find a luxury store in the city for a copy of the surveillance video. Understand, it should be wandering around the jewelry store by now."

Tony was stunned: "Can't the Magical Congress of America call it?"

Rosalie explained: "It's like this. Nixie itself is a rare and rare magical creature with unique hidden magic. I worry that the Magical Congress of America has never dealt with similar cases before..."

Tony understood in seconds, snapped his fingers and said, "No problem! Don't talk about helping to adjust the video, I can help you find it if you want."

Rosalie: "I have no doubts about your ability to find ordinary humans and villains, but to find Xixiu... how do you plan to find them?"

Hearing this, Tony calmly put down his notebook, adjusted his sunglasses, straightened his tie, smoothed the wrinkles on his suit, and said seriously, "What do you like best? Money! And I happen to be very rich, so you're welcome. "

Rosalie: "... well-founded and convincing."

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