[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

It was probably because Tony was used to arranging big scenes, and the people under his command had long been able to deal with such things, and quickly prepared everything needed for the live broadcast.

At 07:30 in the evening, the media were basically in place, and the camera, lighting and music were also adjusted. Tony said to his assistant: "Let's start the live broadcast early. I want to give a speech first."

The assistant went to arrange it with a face full of surprise.

Scott happened to pass by, and he couldn't help but panicked: "You don't want to confess your love in public to force Rosalie to submit? Brother, this is moral kidnapping!"

Tony said angrily: "Am I the kind of person who needs to rely on moral kidnapping to get love?"

Scott lowered his head and thought: "That's right, you are so proud, you must disdain to use inferior means to pursue girls."

While listening to him, Tony looked around the noisy surroundings. At this moment, Rosalie was standing not far from him, discussing something with his colleagues from the Parchment Publishing House.

Because she was about to appear on the scene, Rosalie changed her business attire and wore a very light blue dress. Her light golden hair was tied up in an elegant bun, and her delicate eye makeup matched her green eyes very well.She was simply radiant, and her beauty was several times higher than usual.

Tony walked over involuntarily, and joked: "I thought you would come in a three-piece suit of black, white and gray."

"Obviously, the big boss thinks this is the perfect time to advertise." Rosalie stopped talking with her colleagues and smiled at him, "He even wanted us to wear wizard robes, and we all stood together like colorful Big cloth sacks are waving in the wind."

Tony smiled forcedly, and it was hard for him not to pounce on Rosalie, even though her lips looked so alluring.

Later, he discovered that if he changed his focus to studying the color of Rosalie's lipstick, then his desire to kiss her would temporarily decrease a little.As a straight man, despite his great taste and good aesthetics, Tony still can't tell the difference between bean paste red, plum red, and coral red.

Tony chatted with Rosalie absent-mindedly for a while, his head full of colorful red, until the assistant informed him that he could go over to give a speech.

Rosalie raised her eyebrows and asked in surprise, "Speech?"

Tony posed in a classic iron man pose: "That's right, miss. New York's first off-script speech genius, eloquent master Tony Stark is back in the arena!"

Rosalie couldn't help laughing: "Okay, Master Eloquent, come back to your stage."

"Not only is my speech great, but my writing skills are also great." Tony reluctantly walked back, never leaving Rosalie's eyes, "Although... I can't submit the draft for the time being, but I believe that as long as you read If you have watched the second half of "Tony of the Green Mountain", you will love it! There are super cute cats in it!"

Rosalie muttered softly: "Actually, you are cuter than a cat."

Then she was startled by what she said.

While Tony was still joking around with the familiar media reporter, Rosalie hurriedly sent a message to Viktoria: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!!!"

Viktorova was probably also watching the live broadcast, and replied in seconds: "What did you do? You broke up with Magda on the spot? But don't worry if the camera didn't catch it!"

Rosalie: "Hehe, Magda is from Justin Hammer's camp, so she didn't come tonight."

Victova replied with a series of ellipses, and added a domineering threat: "Fart off, I'm still waiting to see the Avengers."

Rosalie: "I just called Tony cute."

Viktoria didn’t reply to her messages for a long time, and when Rosalie thought it was because the other party’s phone suddenly ran out of battery (this kind of thing happened often before), and decided to watch Tony’s speech in peace, 28 text messages were accompanied by the gossip gushing out of Viktoria. into her inbox.

Victorova: "Praise in front of him or behind his back?!"

Viktoria: "What's Tony's reaction?!"

Viktorova: "Heaven has eyes, you are enlightened, my mother's more than 3000 Galleons are not in vain!"

Viktoria: "Jin Jialong didn't run away from home in vain, a great hero! Go buy some delicious food for him!"

Victorova: "Are you planning to follow him? Do you still dare to call me a dog-headed military division in the future?!"

Viktoria: "Now I can go to the Hogwarts Forum to answer "What is it like to be with your little sister?"! You get half of the reward points!"

Viktoria: "Merlin's magic wand, I will see you in love and abuse dogs in my lifetime!!!"

……

Rosalie's eyes were dazzled, and these illogical text messages gave her a headache, so she could only answer emphatically: "I didn't mutter something in front of him."

Viktoria: "No Promise!!! As the best friend of my editor-in-chief Tangtang Emotions, how can you be so reserved!!!"

Rosalie: "I am responsible, okay? You can't just throw your arms around someone's neck and say I love you just because you have a good impression?"

Viktoria: "What is Professor McGonagall's comment to you? Do things cautiously and never go out of line. I strongly support the former, and I strongly oppose the latter. It was the first time in my life that I forged my ID card to buy alcohol, and it was you who instigated me I beg you, can you combine the two perfectly?"

Rosalie: "Tell me honestly, did you just have a little affection for Teddy at the beginning, so you rushed over and hugged his neck and said I love you?"

Viktoria: "Oh, Tony is so handsome tonight! Can those goblins with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks stand aside, so they don't block the camera, I want to see Natasha!"

Rosalie: "...You really have a guilty conscience."

Victoire didn't fall for it: "All in all, you are tempted by Tony. I hope you will show decisiveness at work and don't delay. If you procrastinate and people change their minds, you can only go home and hug him." I cry."

Viktorova: "Okay, think about it slowly, I'm going to watch the live broadcast, see you later!"

Rosalie: "...oh."

Rosalie had just put away her mobile phone here, while Tony had finished joking with the reporters and was about to get down to business.

Tony stepped onto the temporary podium in threes and twos, inspected the audience, and focused on observing Rosalie's expression and reaction, then solemnly said: "When I was a child, the British Ministry of Magic and the American Magic Congress Parent-child summer camps will be organized, and the whole family will wear silly plaid shirts with the logo of the summer camp printed in the middle - the bald old man in the UK, and the fat uncle in the US."

Enthusiastic laughter erupted from the audience, and everyone in Fulian covered their faces one after another. After covering their faces, they unanimously went to see Rosalie's reaction. Rosalie had a relaxed smile on her face, and seemed to agree with what he said.

Bucky murmured: "Oh my God! Are the British people so free-spirited? Wouldn't it be a country with a glass heart?"

Rodton had a bad feeling: "The two of them have a situation, I'm afraid Tony is going to take over!"

Steve was more stable, turned to Peter and said, "You search the Internet, is the logo of the summer camp organized by the British Ministry of Magic really a bald old man?"

Natasha handed over the phone: "I've already found it, how should I put it... The logo of the British summer camp is the Minister of Magic at that time, he... His family's ancestral Mediterranean."

Avengers: "..."

The lighting carefully arranged by the Propaganda Department illuminates Tony like a saint. At first glance, it seems that he is a bit taller. If he doesn’t speak, the reporters will take a random picture and it will look like a blockbuster. However...

"At the time I really wanted to go to a wizarding summer camp, especially one year when the British Ministry of Magic added the three major schools of magic in Europe to the route. First Hogwarts, then Beauxbatons, and finally Durmstrang ——And!" Tony emphasized, "Besides, you can also attend ten lively and interesting classes on magical creatures, magical creatures! I love magical creatures to death!"

When Barton heard this, his heart skipped a beat: "Everyone, Tony is probably talking nonsense." Then he briefly described what Tony said just now to eliminate Rosalie's guilt.

Barton's words seemed to be spices in a hot oil pan, and everyone in the Avengers talked about it, which attracted the attention of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents sent to maintain order.

As the leader of this operation, Coulson immediately whispered on the radio: "Captain, what happened?"

Steve: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone is shocked by Tony's childhood memories."

But Peter said: "I don't think Mr. Stark is talking nonsense. He does have a lot of books about magical creatures in his study."

Rhodes patted him on the shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Do you guess that those books were bought before I met Rosalie? Or after I met Rosalie?"

Peter suddenly realized: "Oh! It turns out that Rosalie is also a lover of magical creatures. She must have recommended those books to Mr. Stark."

Rhodes: "..."

Scott sighed: "I hope my daughter's future boyfriend is as simple as Peter."

……

Tony spent 5 minutes talking about his love for magical creatures, then changed the topic and said sadly: "However, unfortunately, Dad is so busy that he can't even spare half a month. The only child went to the bald old man—no, the summer camp organized by the British Ministry of Magic. In this way, my first intimate contact with magical creatures was postponed for 20 years, 20 years! How many 20 years can life have?"

The more Rosalie listened, the more something was wrong, and she couldn't help showing a puzzled expression on her face. Tony on the stage accurately captured the change in her expression, secretly delighted in his heart, but on the surface he still complained tearfully about his father's irresponsible behavior towards the child. In the past, the last topic turned around, and finally turned to his real focus.

"Although I haven't been able to get up close and personal with cute magical creatures, I have been concerned about the protection of magical creatures over the years," Tony said, "especially after I joined Parchment Press and helped write their upcoming series of science books. —Thanks, I wrote the mechanical engineering part—after seeing the first draft of the Mammals volume in advance, I was once again struck by the increasingly severe survival of magical creatures.”

Now, Rosalie could be sure that he was talking serious nonsense.

She didn't even get the first draft of the mammal part of the untitled series of popular science books. It is said that the author hasn't even written the preface. Since Tony is busy saving the earth and rushing to draft, he has neither time machine nor time If you study mind reading, then you can only come to the conclusion that he is talking nonsense.

But why would he do this?

Rosalie raised her eyes slightly, and Tony on the stage was presenting a speech titled "Protecting Biodiversity—Whether it's Muggle Biodiversity or Magical Biodiversity—Benefiting generations to come, benefiting the future and benefiting the present" speech.

"As for why I spend a lot of money on the global live broadcast of the pure gold sniffing process, it is very simple, because the number of those cute little creatures is extremely rare, and it is said that their excessive love for luxury goods caused their death. Logic!" Tony said angrily, patting the microphone, "If every human being who loves luxury goods was killed, the earth would have perished long ago."

The reporters roared with laughter, and the speed of pressing the shutter suddenly increased a lot.

"As a superhero, I should protect the earth, and protecting the ecological environment is also a way to protect the earth, so I think, I can't be so narrow-minded, just thinking about the bad guys who suddenly rebelled and the aliens who tried to invade the earth." Tony raised his voice, "So starting today, I will shoulder the responsibility of protecting magical creatures, and all proceeds from tonight's live broadcast will be donated to relevant protection organizations."

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the audience was completely ignited, the reporters applauded excitedly, the shutter clicked and flickered non-stop, and the flash even overwhelmed the brightness of the lights arranged by Stark Industries.

Everyone in the Fulian no longer covered their faces, but showed a uniform look of reverence.

Rhodes: "Tony is really talented, especially in chasing girls."

Peter burst into tears: "Mr. Stark is such a great man!"

Button crooked Natasha with his elbow: "Look, look, Rosalie's expression is so complicated!"

Natasha remained calm: "I saw it."

Scott said anxiously: "I don't dare to turn back, you guys broadcast it to me quickly."

Natasha pondered for a few seconds: "How should I say it, with a touch of sweetness in doubt? A touch of touch in sweetness?"

Barton added: "Is there a little pampering in the touch?"

Bucky looked back generously: "It's really hard for that girl to hold back her laughter."

Steve concluded: "If Tony's goal was to remove Rosalie's guilt, I personally think he's succeeded."

Sam shook his head: "Relying on his outstanding comedic talent? I'm afraid Rosalie will laugh at him for the rest of his life."