[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Tony wandered downstairs of Rosalie's house all night, didn't dare to knock on the door, let alone knock on the window, went secretly, walked secretly, it was not Stark's style at all.

Tony felt that his mentality had collapsed, and the collapse was inexplicable.

Tony: "In the past, she refused in a fancy way, but I was full of fighting spirit. Now she has a good impression of me, but I am persuaded instead. Why is that?"

Scott: "Because then you don't have to worry about Rosalie withdrawing your favor. Is there anything worse than rejection?"

Tony: "Like killing me?"

Scott: "...I mean the emotional hurt, thanks."

Bucky: "Do you know? I was studying Buddhist works recently, and you reminded me of a sentence in it. The Buddha said, from love comes sorrow, from love comes fear..."

Steve: "Huh? What are you doing studying Buddhist literature?"

Bucky: "Being idle and boring, pass the time."

Tony: "Captain, don't be fooled. What does this sentence mean?"

Bucky briefly summed it up: "It describes your current state of mind. Because of love, you are restrained in doing things. With concern, every move of the other party makes you worry or something."

Tony: "So, how do we solve the problem if the Buddha has a day?"

Bucky flipped through the book for a long time, and completed the last two sentences: "If you are separated from your lover, you will have no worries and no fears. It probably makes you crush your desires to death on Simmons, and then all things will be empty, and finally you will become a Buddha right away. "

Steve: "... isn't what you're explaining a little too rude?"

Tony: "This... Forgive me and ordinary people for not being able to do it. Does the Buddha have other methods?"

Bucky: "No, Buddha probably hasn't dealt with such a complicated case as yours, or I haven't seen that paragraph yet."

Tony: "..."

Natasha was digging at the book next to her: "Wait a minute, I seem to have found a passage about Buddha's fate!"

Tony: "What did the Buddha say again?"

Natasha read: "Fate is created by oneself, form is born from the heart, everything in the world is a change of form, the heart does not change and everything does not change, the heart does not move and everything does not move."

Everyone looked at Bucky in unison: "Master, can you translate?"

Bucky: "..."

Bucky: Buddhist scriptures—from getting started to giving up.JPG

Tony decided not to care about what the Buddha was doing, and the big deal is to return to the original point. Anyway, he has been rejected dozens of times, and his psychological endurance has already improved significantly.

Even so, when Rosalie told him to go into the office, Tony still flinched instinctively, his inner activities were as rich as a scene in a kaleidoscope.

Tony stopped Kayla at the door: "You, what did your boss tell me to do?"

Kayla: "Let's talk about the new book."

Tony settled down: "Oh, how is she feeling today?"

Keira scratched her head: "It's good, isn't it?"

Tony keenly caught her hesitation: "...Is it? Young man, your tone is not sure."

Keira was helpless: "My boss is always serious when he's working, and you can't tell from his expression if he's in a good mood, you know that!"

Tony regained his composure: "Oh, yes, I know. So, so, when she called me... what tone was it?"

Kayla: "...Are you okay?"

At this time, Rosalie yelled at the door: "Who is muttering outside?"

Tony: "Yes, it's me."

Rosalie: "Tony? Why are you standing at the door, come in quickly."

Tony adjusted his mentality, and went in with a face of death.Keira was full of doubts, wondering if Mr. Stark confessed too hard and got beaten up by the boss?

In fact, Rosalie was only entrusted by the big boss to inform Tony of one thing.

Rosalie: "Your office is ready, and the administrator asked when you can move."

Tony was at a loss: "Huh? Although I'm just a mascot most of the time, I also know that this kind of thing should be done by the administrator, right?"

Rosalie was also very depressed. The big boss called her early in the morning. He didn't ask how the autumn new book market was going, nor did he ask about the sales volume of this season. He didn't even care whether the author cooperated with the publicity. Is the new office ready?"

Rosalie said she didn't know.

Big Boss: "Oh, wait a minute."

After 30 seconds, the big boss called again: "I've confirmed that Tony's office has been set up, please remember to inform him to move. The designer designed it according to the preferences of Muggles. Tonini must be satisfied. Remember to ask Does he like it or not?"

Rosalie: "...oh."

Tony waved his hand: "Don't worry about this kind of thing in the future, you are so busy, how can you have time to care about how to arrange other people's offices."

As he spoke, he watched Rosalie's expression carefully, and was afraid that she would see what he was doing, so he could only glance at it casually, and then glanced again. The corners of his eyes almost did not cramp.

Rosalie: "Actually, I'm just asking the administration, it's all right, don't waste time."

Tony: It's over, it's over, it's over, when a girl says it's all right, it's actually something.

Tony's expression immediately became flustered, and his eyes were immediately at a loss: "I'm sorry."

Rosalie: "...what are you sorry about?"

What are you sorry about = why are you apologizing = apologizing?Hehe, do you know where you went wrong?

Tony quickly analyzed the problem and came up with the answer: "I was wrong about everything."

Rosalie was at a loss: "...where?"

This question was very level and difficult. Tony searched his brains for a while, and finally came up with the perfect answer: "This matter is my fault from the beginning to the end."

Rosalie: "...Are you drunk? Why can't I understand what you are saying."

The development of the plot seems not quite right, could it really be wrong?

Tony cautiously confirmed with her: "So when you said 'it's okay', did you really mean 'it's okay' in the literal sense?"

Rosalie: "...is there any other meaning for 'all right'?"

Tony let out a long sigh of relief, and collapsed on the chair: "I was scared to death, I thought it was a classic trap for girls you set up."

Rosalie: "Girl's what?"

Tony jumped up: "It's nothing, I'll move later."

Tony didn’t have many things in the publishing house. Important items (such as Rosalie’s graduation photos he secretly collected) were all kept by Jarvis, so the administration only took half an hour to help him move the office.

Tony sat in the spacious, bright and modern office for a few minutes, then suddenly asked Jarvis: "Do you think there is something missing here?"

Jarvis said thoughtfully: "Sir, according to my calculations, no matter how you change angles in the office, you will not be able to see Miss Scamander's office."

Tony was a little tangled: "I can make a looking glass, which is a monitor for wizards... But I'm afraid, what if I make Rosalie angry? I know you want to say that I have done similar things a long time ago. Things, check her number, check her room number, etc., but now it’s different from before, if she suddenly doesn’t like me, I can’t help it... What’s that word?”

Jarvis said in an "I understand" tone: "You can't bear that sense of loss. Sir, that word is sense of loss."

Tony: "That's right, it's just a sense of loss. After all, I took a small step forward with great difficulty."

Jarvis: "Sir, don't worry, I have listed ten solutions for you."

Tony said with interest: "Let's listen."

The solutions of Jarvis (according to calculations) are: break up with Rosalie, empathize with each other, ask Magda out, indulge in work and forget love, change sexual orientation, let Hulk smash the Parchment Publishing House Bad, excuses to ask writing questions, frequently ran to Rosalie's office, colluded with Kayla, colluded with the editor-in-chief, and colluded with the big boss.

No more, no less, exactly ten items.

Tony: "Cut off Rosalie?"

Jarvis: "This will solve the problem fundamentally, Sir. From now on, you will never think of her again, and naturally you will not be troubled."

Tony: "Empathy?"

Jarvis: "Sir, starting a healthy new relationship will help emotional healing."

Tony: "Ahem, ask Magda out? She is Rosalie's sworn enemy. Do you want me to betray Rosalie?"

Jarvis: "Sir, maybe we can call it the aggressive method."

Tony: "..."

Tony: "I understand when I get addicted to work and forget about love, but what's the point of changing my sexual orientation?"

Jarvis: "Sir, you have heard of the self-protection mechanism..."

Tony surrendered: "When did you learn serious nonsense? Is it a system failure? Besides, I am now one of the shareholders of Parchment Publishing. Is there any benefit for me to let the Hulk smash the building down? "

Jarvis thought clearly: "Sir, the Parchment Publishing House bought a one-story house in the suburbs as a backup office after the disaster. All the editorial staff are crowded into one room. With a little operation, you can work with Miss Scamander." Sharing a desk."

Tony: "Then there's no need to destroy a building. Besides, Hulk can't be stopped when he goes crazy. What if he hurts someone? Cough, have you made a budget for property damage?"

Jarvis reported an eight-figure amount, and then added: "But after Miss Scarman knows the truth, she may be very very very very very very angry, and may even block you."

Tony didn't hesitate at all: "Next!"

Jarvis: "An excuse to ask writing questions. I strongly recommend that you choose this one. According to my records, you have at least three thousand difficulties in writing. The only problem is that Miss Scarman's work I'm so busy that I can't spare too much time to help you, sorry."

Tony: "It's okay. Rosalie doesn't have time, so I'll go and ask Kayla, the editor-in-chief and the big boss. I just combine the last three items with this one, and it will get twice the result with half the effort."

Keira, Editor-in-Chief, Big Boss: Why do I feel a chill pass through my body?

The author has something to say: Buddha: You can just ask Jarvis for advice, don't cue me, thank you.