[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Magic technology is amazing.

After the executive prepared a full set of office supplies for Tony, he opened the door to the new universe.In just a few minutes, those computers, mice, and keyboards that can talk and have four short legs have completely turned him into a bud.

Tony: "Look, my mouse is cute when it runs!" As he spoke, he gently poked the mouse's buttocks, and the mouse immediately jumped up, and ran quickly on the table with four short legs.

Rosalie: "..."

Tony: "When you are free, you can bring your mouse, and they can run a race!"

Rosalie: "..."

Tony: "Oh, Jarvis and the magical computer system just became good friends, and they have no trouble communicating. But I'm curious, why did the engineer name the system Fred? I thought the wizard would make the system cool Cool name."

Rosalie: "Actually, this is a very sad story: Fred is the brother of the big boss of the technology company. He...he died in a war many years ago. To commemorate his brother, so the technology company The boss named the wizarding world's first computer system after him."

Tony was silent for a moment: "I'm sorry."

Rosalie: "It's okay, many Muggles don't know about this history."

Tony's eyes were sincere: "This hero's name is very, very cool, really."

Rosalie said softly, "I know."

Tony: "So I can still joke around with Fred in the future?"

Rosalie: "Actually, that hero is very humorous. He won't care. Although I haven't seen him, the rumors say so."

Calculating carefully, Fred is the elder brother of Rosalie's godmother's husband. Although it takes more than a dozen corners to get the relationship together, it is somehow connected, and Rosalie's parents' home has always been There was a picture of Fred hanging, and he was indeed the most mischievous of them all.

Tony: "Then I'm relieved."

Rosalie: "So what did you tell him?"

Tony turned his head away in a little embarrassment: "Hey, look, the host can also run! Oh, her legs are much longer than the mouse!"

Rosalie: Although a little weird, but so cute! PS: Tony is cute, not the host who can run.

Later, Rosalie watched the mouse race (she brought her own mouse and Kayla's mouse) and listened to Tony talk about his discovery.

Skip those slightly complicated technical terms, skip Tony's praise of magic technology, and the complicated process of how Jarvis became friends with the magic computer system, and sum it up in one sentence: This matter has nothing to do with Hammer Industry .

Tony: "It seems that Justin has a good relationship with a wizard who uses a magic computer. Fred and Jarvis investigated deeply and finally found traces in his private server."

Rosalie slapped the table, urging her mouse to run faster: "What trace?"

Tony triumphantly: "A racist version of Magic and Prosperity."

"Magic and Prosperity" is the main focus of the autumn new book market.

The news was so shocking that Rosalie was stunned and forgot to tell the mouse to stop.So the two mice ran to the end of the table, still rushed forward stupidly, and finally fell off the table together.

Mouse A: "Woohoo!"

Mouse B: "Aww!"

Rosalie quickly picked up the mouse, wiped the dust casually, and threw it on the table: "Can Fred find out who the user is? Sorry, I'm not an expert in this field, you...how are you in the industry?" Describe this kind of thing?"

Tony: "It's an IP address. The full name is an Internet Protocol address. I have to get the address to further verify user information. Leave it to me!"

Rosalie said gratefully, "Thank you! The production editor's innocence is entirely up to you."

Tony scratched his head: "Well, it's as if I did something to him, it's scary."

Rosalie: "...where do you want to go?"

Tony looked left and right: "I was thinking...I was thinking...Hammer is too busy to panic? Isn't picking his feet at home enough to fill the emptiness in his heart? His emptiness is like a black hole!"

Rosalie thought for a while: "Speaking of Justin Hammer, I think of a wizard friend of his who happened to also work in the publishing house."

The two looked at each other tacitly, and Tony understood immediately: "I guess you are talking about a forgiving sex fanatic."

Rosalie rolled up her sleeves: "Yes, do you think I should go over and check on her?"

Tony stared at her cuff: "Why... Probe?"

Rosalie: "It's very simple, find fault with her and quarrel with her. You know that when people are in a hurry, they will always shout out many things that they usually hide in their hearts that they dare not say?"

Tony rubbed his hands excitedly: "Oh~ there's a good show to watch!"

Rosalie glared at him, then smiled and said, "Don't just watch the show, you have business to do."

Tony stood at attention neatly and saluted: "Obey, sir!"

After agreeing on a specific action plan, Rosalie called (the first paparazzi captain of the publishing house) Keira: "What are you doing to forgive the sex maniac recently? Are there any new rumors about her?"

Keira: "Forgive the sex maniac? You mean Magda? She... She's been keeping a low profile at work recently, so the Taoist can only complain about her newly bought open-toed sandals."

Rosalie: "... still wearing sandals in autumn? It's time to complain!"

Kayla: "That's one of their complaints, but it's not the point."

Rosalie: "So what's the point?"

Keira: "The point is that they are a pair of nude sandals, and Magda's big toe is particularly fat. From a distance, at first glance, it seems... like a pair of pig's feet."

Rosalie: "..."

Kayla added: "And a pair of trotters that glow at night."

Rosalie: "Don't talk, let me guess, the pair of pig's trotters emit green light at night, right?"

Keira exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh, Boss! You are so amazing!"

Tony imitated the sweet voice of the cheerleader beside him, and said delicately, "Yes, yes!"

Rosalie: "Calm down, both of you! This...can't let me attack her appearance?"

Keira was puzzled: "It's not like you haven't attacked her dress before, why are you suddenly shy?"

Rosalie: "But usually Magda provokes me first, and then I make a move."

Tony actively suggested: "Then you can secretly seduce her, tease her, irritate her, and let her provoke you first!"

Rosalie: "...does that sound weird?"

Tony: "It's not the literal sense of seduction and provocation, but the verbal kind... Cough, it's just to irritate her!"

Rosalie: "Understood!"

Tony: "I have experience with this kind of thing! In short, you just poke at her weakness. You poke and poke so hard that she can't bear it anymore, jumps up and beats you on the head...... Ah no, first initiate a verbal attack, and then you Then you can tear it back like crazy. I assure you, although it sounds cheap to do so, the crowd will stand on your side and condemn the other side justly."

Rosalie: "..."

Rosalie: "Tony, have you thought about writing a new book after "Tony of the Green Mountain" is finished?"

Tony: "What book?"

Rosalie: "What I Thought When I Became the White Lotus, or "The White Lotus: A Household Skill You Must Master"."

Tony: "..."

As for how to tease Magda, that is, to poke her weak spot, Rosalie thought for a while and came up with an idea.At any rate, they are "comrades" who have been tearing each other apart for several years. She still knows what the other party cares about and what they fancy.

So when she said, "Slytherin is just like that, either cultivating freaks or villains", Magda's face turned purple as expected, and she retorted: "Is Ravenclaw amazing?" ? Said to recruit the brightest students, but you can list for me any famous people you teach.”

Rosalie pretended to be surprised: "Does this still need to be listed? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that Slytherin is so narrow-minded and so shallow, so I haven't even heard of half of the Ravenclaw celebrities. .”

In fact, when Magda asked her to list the famous people born in Ravenclaw, Rosalie only slid her mother's name and the name of the great hero Harry Potter's first love...

But, but, at least she knows two famous Ravenclaws!

Magda sneered: "Hehe, I'm not good enough, so I can only rely on the academy to show my prestige."

Rosalie: "Hehe, I and the academy are useless, so I can only cry silently at night while covering the quilt."

Tony's voice came from the earphone immediately: "It rhymes!"

Magda swears: "Fart, Slytherin has the greatest headmaster Hogwarts has ever had."

Rosalie: "It's one of them. Headmaster Snape's greatness ranks second to Dumbledore's."

Rosalie: I'm sorry, Principal Snape, but the situation forces you to come out and play a cameo.

(Principal Snape: Roll your eyes.JPG)

Magda: "We have one at least, and you don't even have the other."

Rosalie: "At least we won't be deserters, let alone compromise with Voldemort's power and betray our teammates."

Magda bit her lip tightly and said nothing.

Tony: "Although I don't know much about the history of wizards, I somehow feel that you are very sharp. Now I want to take off my headphones so as not to be deafened by her heart-piercing roar."

The author has something to say: Fred, Snape: Please settle the salary, thank you.