[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Another few days passed, and Jarvis said "There is a clue" and disappeared again. Tony had to take out the spare tire AI "Friday" and continue to revise "Tony of Green Mountain God Realm".

When the mouse race can no longer attract Rosalie's enthusiasm, he urgently needs to make some other noises to create a sense of presence.

Needless to say, Rosalie was once again blown away by his masterpiece.

The beginning of the novel is still a joyful "Over the Mountain, Over the Sea" series, which is mixed with crazy complaints about astrophysicists, ranging from the way they name the planets to revealing the secrets of their private lives. Thousands of words are eloquent .

Rosalie: "It seems that you have found a new way to count water words."

Tony spread his hands: "No way, I can't control it! Those astrophysicists are full of flaws."

Rosalie crossed out the part of "Private Life Revealed" without hesitation: "What you write is weird science fiction literature, the words must be precise and professional, and no personal attacks are allowed."

Tony: "I thought I was writing funny mythology youth sci-fi literature... Wait a minute, can mythology and sci-fi really be put together? Will it seem nondescript?"

Rosalie: "Why not? Mythology is the past life, science fiction is the present life, and the past life and present life do not conflict."

Tony: "Exactly."

Rosalie: "In addition, Asgard's technology is much more advanced than that of Earth, and it is also the domain of gods. Do you think mythology and science fiction still conflict?"

Tony clenched his fists and encouraged himself: "That's right! Our Green Mountain God's Domain can't lose!"

Obviously, Tony has made great efforts to revise the second edition of "Tony of Green Mountain God Realm". He went off the stage within three seconds of being on the stage, and there was no preparation for his death.

Now, before the second edition of Howard Hughes died, he not only recalled how naughty Tony was when he was young, but also satirized and sarcastically sarcasm the various corrupt policies of Green Mountain God Realm. , dragged tens of thousands of words without officially dying.

Rosalie had a headache: "Well, you seem to have misunderstood the foreshadowing."

Tony: "What's wrong? Did I not prepare enough for Howard Hughes' death?"

Rosalie: "It's not enough, it's a bit too exaggerated. You said that he has only his last breath, how can he still say tens of thousands of words?"

Tony: "Perhaps the lung capacity of the Protoss is very good, with an average of 10,000+ milliliters, so the breath is much longer than that of ordinary people. It seems that when I go back, I will find an opportunity to try holding my breath underwater with Tolby. Maybe he can really hold it for dozens of hours."

Rosalie: "..."

Rosalie continued to look down, but Tony received a message from Rhodes, and the writing tutoring class had to be suspended.

With the excuse of a stomachache, Tony sneaked into the bathroom to reply to the message, lest the other party send something indecent, which would damage his image of majesty and integrity in Rosalie's heart.

Rhodes: "Hey, why is Hammer wrapped up with Rosalie's colleagues? Which one is he going after?"

Tony: "Huh? My friend, what are you talking about?"

Rhodes was extremely indignant: "Damn it! Hammer is really a man who is easy-going, and he is not dedicated enough to pry the corner of the wall! Dude, I am getting more and more optimistic about you!"

Tony was at a loss: "Who? Whose corner does Hammer want to turn?"

Rhodes: "You are stupid, of course Hammer is knocking on your corner? Wait a minute, are you Tony?"

Tony was angry: "I'm not Tony, who is Tony?"

Rhodes: "That's not right, didn't you ask Hammer to help you monitor Rosalie on the grounds that he wanted to snatch Rosalie from you? And then you asked whose corner he was going to pry into? Brother, have you lost your memory?"

Tony: "When did I... I, what I said to Peter was "please do me a little favor", which word in this sentence involves Hammer going to steal Rosalie? Wait! Did you find something? ? Does Hammer have any ulterior fantasies about Rosalie?"

Rhodes: "...Damn, you should have said it earlier! Now half of the people in the Avengers are dispatched, and I still owe the Chief Emotional Advisor of the Avengers a luxurious dinner."

Tony: "..."

Rhodes: "Oh, by the way, Bucky tore down the gate of Hammer's house, can it be reimbursed? If we can't be reimbursed, we will pretend nothing happened."

Tony: "Does 'pretend nothing happened' mean you just razed someone's house to the ground and blamed it on aliens?"

Rhodes: "Yes! Otherwise?"

Tony bowed deeply under the trouser legs of his air force uniform, and then said: "Fry it crisply, don't let down the large|large|scale|destroy|sexual|sexual|weapon I provided."

Rhodes: "..."

During the period when he and Rhodes were arguing with each other, Rosalie had already read the first few chapters of the second edition of "Tony of the Green Mountain God's Domain". Like the author's own character, the novel's advantages are very prominent, and its shortcomings are also very prominent. very prominent.

Rosalie: "The style is right, but the complaints are a bit too forceful."

Tony lowered his voice and tried to suppress his smoke: "Sister, this is the real me."

Rosalie didn't even raise her head: "The voice can be lowered, and you can speak in the low-frequency range. If you operate properly, you will have the sexy voice of a black warrior."

Tony: "..."

Rosalie laughed suddenly, imitating the black warrior with a deep voice: "I am your father."

Tony: "..."

Tony: Who the hell got Rosalie off?Oh, it's me.

It's been less than half a month since the live broadcast to build a pure gold sniffing house, and Rosalie's relationship problem is still not resolved, and Victova and Jin Jialong are very anxious.

Although she mentioned Tony more and more times at home, her attitude became better and her tone became more gentle, but she never thought of taking Tony home for dinner-according to (Victova unilaterally admitted) wizard tradition , who you bring home for dinner, explain who you want to develop with.

For example, Victoire’s uncle, when he was studying at Hogwarts, he often brought Harry Potter and Hermione Granger home for dinner, which made the family confused about who he wanted to develop with. .

Mrs. Weasley even thought about the situation when her uncle announced his coming out, and then said excitedly: "If his object is Harry Potter, then I have nothing to complain about, after all, what a wonderful kid Harry is Ya! Really, I don't even think Ron is good enough for him."

Gryffindor Triangle: "..."

Ginny:"…………"

Looking at the message from Rosalie that "I won't come back for dinner tonight after working overtime", Viktorova sighed silently, and lowered her head to ask Jin Gallon, "Will I still see her take Tony home for dinner in my lifetime?"

Jin Jialong showed a thoughtful expression, then shook his head cautiously: "Zhizhi (don't have too much hope for her)."

Viktoria was depressed: "The Scamander family is really boring."

Jin Jialong's small round eyes narrowed, looking very helpless: "Zhi (family history, engraved in genes)."

Viktoria was silent for a few seconds, and a murderous look suddenly shot out in her eyes: "No, I have to do something else, stab them both—"

Jin Jialong was startled, and shook his short hands desperately: "Zhizhizhi (no, no, no, murder is illegal, your beauty can't be wasted in Azkaban)!"

Victora patted its fat butt, and Jin Gallon "Patta" lay on the ground: "Don't worry, I didn't mean to stab them in the literal sense, I meant to push them."

Jin Jialong struggled to get up, confused: "Zhizhizhi (is there a difference? Pushing them off the cliff is also murder)."

Victova didn't know how to explain to it: "You don't understand! In short, we have to do something, not ordinary things, but things that can promote their feelings!"

Jin Jialong lowered his head and thought for a while, then jumped up suddenly: "Zhi (I understand)!"

Viktorova was in high spirits: "Tell me about it!"

Jin Jialong even drew a picture: "Zhi Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi Zhi (First, we will hire a killer anonymously and let him stab Tony three times; then we will call Rosalie anonymously to report this tragic incident. Tell her; and then the development will be clear at a glance)..."

Viktoria trembled and said, "...how can you understand it at a glance?"

Jin Jialong was full of confidence: "Zhizhizhi (Rosalie must have wiped her tears and hugged Tony in her arms, and then the two of them confessed their hearts to each other, and then they confirmed their relationship, perfect)!"

Viktorova slapped it to the ground again: "I told you not to engage in bloody incidents, it is illegal to hire a murderer! How much do you want to kiss a dementor?"

Jin Gallon lay face down on the ground and said weakly, "Squeak (what you are doing to me now is murder)..."

Viktoria fell headfirst on the sofa: "Hmph, I don't believe it. Before Christmas this year, I will definitely find a way to get Rosalie to bring Tony back for dinner!"

Jin Jialong: "Zhi Zhi Zhi (otherwise you can pretend to be dead, the last words are that I want you to take Tony home for dinner)."

Viktoria squinted at it: "You can change it to your last words."

Jin Jialong smirked, and quickly fled with his gold coins in his arms.

At the same time, Tony and Rosalie were watching the video sent by Rhodes.In the video, Justin Hammer and Magda interact intimately, hugging each other from time to time, making single dogs disdainful.

Rosalie said dejectedly: "I'm an unmarried man and woman, you love me, and the video is not directly related to the racially discriminatory version of "Magic and Prosperity"... What can we say?"

Tony looked confused: "It's not scientific."

Rosalie thought he had discovered some small detail: "Where?"

Tony: "During the Midnight Singing Incident, the two of them were obviously not very familiar with each other, and they weren't even as close as you and I were at the time. It's only been a few days since we got together?"

Rosalie: "...is that your point?"

Tony looked unconvinced: "I don't believe it, Justin Hammer? Forgive Miss Se, you are not picky eaters!"

Rosalie: "..."

In the exclusive channel of Avengers, Rhode finally couldn't help but say: "Why don't you say that Rosalie is too hard to chase?"

Natasha said calmly: "It's easy to attack someone you're not familiar with! Do you think it's easy to attack someone you know well? It's a matter of morality."

Tony is keenly aware of gossip: "Xiaona, who do you want to attack? Tell me, and I will help you solve moral problems!"

Natasha chuckled: "Brother, you should solve your relationship problems when you have time."

Tony: "...oh."

The author has something to say: Aliens: ? ? ?

Tony: It's over, it's over, the girl is so naughty, I can't catch up~