[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

"Justin is stupid, and his taste has always been bad. Since he has taken a fancy to me, I barely give him [-] points."

"I wear this bright (ji) purple (lao) (zi) suit for the occasion, you know."

"Of course I like beautiful, sexy and confident girls. Our Stark men are all made of steel!"

"He likes me, so I have to like him?!"

"It's such a big deal, and I don't want to. Who told me to be red? Let's make a bright purple suit and give it to Justin another day. It's an apology."

"I hope Justin will read more world classics, sharpen his writing skills, and stop writing messy things all day long, and be suspected of plagiarism!"

"Changing the text? Forgive me for being stupid, isn't changing the text considered plagiarism?"

……

The above are all golden sentences that Tony uttered casually in the show.

Rosalie felt that if Justin Hammer didn't want to murder Tony after watching the show, then he could really be called a strong man who endured humiliation.

Thousands of years ago, he would be able to endure hardships, blood and sweat in the Colosseum during the day, and hide in a dark corner at night, organizing a gladiator uprising.

Halfway through the show, Rosalie received a call from Tony during the commercial break, and she could feel his pride and excitement through the screen.

Tony: "Have you heard? The ratings of this show have hit a record high since it was broadcast."

Rosalie's forehead was throbbing with veins: "It's not just that the ratings have reached a new high. You know, the golden sentences you contributed are spreading at a viral speed. I heard that some fans want to compile an album for you."

Tony was a little surprised: "Really? No, the first book I wrote in my life has to be "Tony of Green Mountain God"!"

Rosalie got angry: "You gave up the 'Iron Man Ski' vest to Justin, is there any difference between the first and the second?"

Tony pondered for a while: "Your words remind me, why did I give up the title of 'Iron Man Ski'? It's very difficult to choose a pseudonym now."

Rosalie sincerely suggested: "Your next pseudonym can be called Tony Metheus!"

Tony vetoed it flatly: "No, it sounds like a couple name with Iron Man Sky. Others thought I had some hints about Justin."

The issue of the pen name can be discussed again, the author and editor of "Magic and Prosperity", and the old and young of the printing factory are still waiting to be cleared.

So after Tony teased Rosalie for a few words, he brought the topic back to the topic: "The AIs have found evidence, and now Jarvis is staring at Justin, and Fred is staring at the wizard who contacted him—I have Didn't I tell you that that wizard is Magda?"

Although she had a premonition, Rosalie was still disappointed and angry when she heard that Magda's name was involved in this matter: "Is she out of her mind? She actually helped outsiders cheat her own publishing house!"

Tony said sincerely: "You just now think that she has a brain hole, you are really a good colleague in the world, Magda's brain hole, didn't it come to the surface when she was madly obsessed with forgiveness ?"

Rosalie yelled: "That's a small pockmarked crater at most, but this is a large meteorite crater, the one that penetrates from the surface to the center of the earth, with a diameter of at least tens of kilometers!"

Tony let out a deafening laugh over the phone, not knowing what was funny.

Five minutes after the start of the second half, Victova rushed into the house wrapped in wind and rain. Recently, she fell in love with Muggle musicals, such as "The Sun King", "Rock and Roll Mozart", "Hamilton", "True and False Princess", "Romeo and Juliet" ","little Prince"……

She can sing almost everything she watched, and she should settle down in the concert hall after a while.

If Rosalie remembered correctly, she went to the city center to watch "Cinderella" tonight, and it was still raining outside, so it was hard for her to cross half the city and come back to watch Tony's show.

Viktoria hurriedly changed her slippers and asked, "Have you started?"

Rosalie: "The second half has begun, the first half is over."

With a howl, Viktoria quickly rushed over, squeezed Rosalie to the side of the sofa, and screamed heartbreakingly: "I don't deserve to be a tin can!"

"..." Rosalie held the handle and straightened her body, "You know the show will be replayed, right? Even if you miss the rebroadcast, you can log in to the official website to download it."

Viktoria waved her hands impatiently: "Don't make noise, don't make noise, I'll hire a hundred dementors to kiss her if anyone prevents me from watching Idol!"

Rosalie muttered "inhumanity", and turned on the computer to process the email. Anyway, no matter what Tony said or did, Viktorova would relay it to her verbatim.

Due to missing the first half, Viktoria's mood continued to be depressed, and even Tony couldn't make her laugh out loud after satirizing Congress and the President.

Rosalie's heart skipped a beat. If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. Fanatics like Viktoria are going to cause trouble tonight.

Sure enough, the host was still reading the list of thanks, and Viktorova suddenly asked, "When are you taking Tony home for dinner?"

Rosalie was immersed in the communication (qia) flow (jia) with the editor-in-chief, and she didn't realize it for a while: "Huh?"

Victova turned off the TV and sat cross-legged: "I said, when are you taking Tony home for dinner? You're all like this—"

"puff--"

Rosalie sprayed her face with biscuit crumbs, and her cheeks became hot: "How are we? The innocent love of a colleague, why is it so obscene in your mouth?"

Viktoria calmly wiped off the mixture of biscuit crumbs and saliva on her face: "——you have all chatted in the same office, and he has come to Jin Gallon's birthday party, which is a precursor to confirming a relationship in our wizarding world lamp!"

Front drive lights, I still have a four-wheel drive!

Rosalie's heart is full of slots, and she can't clean them up: "What's the matter? The opposite sex in the new century has to get married after chatting in the same office, right?"

Viktoria: "There's also a birthday party! Look how much Jin Gallon likes him."

Rosalie didn't change her face: "Then let Jin Jialong take him home for dinner."

Viktoria continued her efforts: "Hey, you look so hot, why are you so passive when it comes to relationship issues? Just take it home for a meal, and you won't lose a piece of meat."

Rosalie stared at the computer, thinking about how to reply to the editor-in-chief with more lethality, and replied: "According to your family's tradition, it is not a trivial matter to bring someone home for dinner, but it is a blow of Thor's hammer to confirm the relationship!"

Viktoria was completely anxious, closed her laptop with a snap, and asked, "Our Tony is so kind, cute, lively, generous, rich, talented, and loves you, you woman, what are you trying to do?"

Rosalie thought for a while: "Because I am passive, because I am hypocritical."

Victorova: "..."

"No, the time is not ripe." Rosalie sighed, "Now that the publishing house is in a critical period of life and death, how can I be obsessed with the love of my children?"

Viktoria disdained: "Batman still saves the earth, but there are still a lot of sisters and sisters. Superheroes can make love with each other. Why can't you do it?"

Rosalie followed her words and said: "That's why I can't be a superhero. People who can save the earth and love their children at the same time are not mortals! In addition..."

Viktoria's eyes sparkled: "You fucking have other things! How entangled are you?"

Rosalie patted her on the head lovingly: "Sister, not everyone is like you, the way of confession is so bold and rough, only Teddy will follow your example, and will be happy to play with you."

"Your sister! What's wrong with my confession form?" Viktoria snapped at the case, "Isn't it romantic enough to fly over to kiss the boy you like in front of everyone at the bustling station?"

Rosalie nodded again and again: "It's romantic enough and warm enough, whoever sees it is moved! Not to mention your whole family, the whole family of the next-door neighbor's family, and the whole family of the next-door neighbor's family are all excited—— Do you know how many years Albus and James have been talking about it?"

Viktoria flicked her long silver hair, and said proudly: "Tch, the two of them deserve to be single with their enlightened mind!"

"..." Rosalie didn't want to waste any more time with her, "Let's talk about "Magic and Prosperity" after the incident, now you give me the speed to stay away from the computer, I'm too busy fighting!"

Tony's popularity is really high, and those golden sentences are sharp enough. Around the early morning, Justin finally couldn't sit still, and came out to issue a statement, strongly denying his crush on Tony and using Iron Man Sky as a vest to write courtship A series of rumors such as novels.

However it was of no use.

Before Justin's statement became popular, a TV station released an audio interview with the editor of Parchment Publishing House. The editor claimed to be Magda...

"Yes, yes, Mr. Hammer has consistently submitted several drafts to me!"

"Yes, yes, his writing was so bad that I sent it all back."

"Yes, yes, I have his contact information. Iron Man Sky is indeed Mr. Justin Hammer."

……

Rosalie was full of doubts, and always felt that the Magda in the audio did not seem to be the real Magda. The voice was very familiar, but it was definitely not a pretentious Magda.

Soon, Tony Stark came to explain her confusion: "Oh, this is Natasha with a voice changer! I beg her to help me out for the sake of my colleagues. busy."

Rosalie was stunned. It was difficult for her to connect the sexy and tough female agent in her impression with the troublemaker who used a voice changer to tease the media and Justin: "Aren't you afraid to push Justin into a hurry and throw the hammer outside?"

Tony smiled charmingly, and Rosalie's goosebumps instantly popped up all over her body: "He flicked it! He flicked it! He flicked it! Hmph!"

Rosalie had black lines all over her head: "Wenhao, you are really..."

Tony interjected: "We must compare pennies! Does the new word I learned sound very high?"

Rosalie clapped her hands: "Actually, what I want to say is childish."

Tony shyly said: "Don't be so polite, whoever we are with each other, if you want to praise me for being young, just say it!"

Rosalie: "..."

The author has something to say: Tony: Rosalie praised me for being young, but who dares to say that I am not a popular fried chicken!

I've been very busy recently, try to make an update every other day, and help Tony solve life's major issues as soon as possible~