[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

After Tony stayed up all night and desperately finished the draft of the popular science series, the event of "The Very Embarrassing Stark's Relatives and Friends Visited the Publishing House" officially kicked off.

Due to the limited holidays of the Guardians of the Galaxy, it is inconvenient to stay on the earth for a long time, and everyone agreed to arrange their schedule first, but at any time, there will be a ranking competition within the Guardians of the Galaxy without unity at all.

The competition is fierce and exciting.In the end, Rocket Raccoon won bravely with a tough trick of "Groot Picking His Nose" and won the first ticket to visit the publishing house.

Before departure, Quill privately told Tony: "If he stares at the prosthetic limb of the publishing house employee for more than a second, you must be vigilant! Cough cough, Rocket has some special hobbies..."

Tony said "Oh", "Mu Can?"

Quill smiled meanly: "Maybe, when I escaped from prison, Rocket's little hobby made me miserable."

Looking at Quill's greasy smile and messy hair, Tony couldn't help but sigh: "The same name is Peter, why is the underwear baby cute, obedient and cute, and you are so aggressive?"

Quill rolled his eyes to the sky: "Probably because the guardian of the baby in underwear is a beautiful aunt with a hot body, but my adoptive father is a blue rough guy."

Tony endured and endured, and one couldn't hold back, and sang in a low voice: "There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea. They are lively and smart... Hey, did Rhodes tell you? This paragraph It's the beginning of my new book! Isn't it good?"

Quill: "..."

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As expected, Rocket stared at the prosthetic limb of the security guard of the publishing house for a long time.

Just when Tony felt uneasy and was about to rush over to hold him down, Rocket turned his head and said seriously, "Dude, is this meeting with relatives and friends important to you?"

Tony was taken aback: "Huh?"

Rocket reluctantly glanced at the artificial limb, then raised his head to look at the magic lamp hanging in the center of the hall, clenched his right fist and clasped the palm of his left hand, and said sadly: "Okay, okay, lest Peter keep talking! Hey, I really can't do it." Knowing you earthlings, what’s the point of falling in love?”

Tony thought to himself, what's so good about falling in love?You'll find out when you meet your favorite female raccoon.

The time they went was unlucky. Rosalie happened to be going out to attend a well-known seminar in the industry. Tony thought he wouldn't bother her, and hid at the exit of the safe passage to take a look at her from a distance.

Unexpectedly, if he didn't pay attention, Rocket had already greeted him enthusiastically, and said, "Hello, hello, I'm Tony's distant cousin."

Tony: Who are you? ? ?

Rosalie: "..."

Fortunately, I have seen wind and rain in the publishing house for a few years. After the initial shock, Rosalie immediately said: "Hello, I am Tony's editor, can you urge him to deliver the manuscript quickly?" ?”

Rocket said: "No problem! When I go back, I'll build a suicide|suicide|style rotor reminder frisbee, he dares to owe half a word to try! You're welcome!"

Rosalie: "..."

Tony was in a complicated mood. He looked at his "distant cousin" who was not much bigger than a mouse. When he looked up, he met Rosalie's inexplicable gaze. His eyes immediately turned black, and an ominous yin energy swept over his whole body.

At this moment, a staff member with fake eyeballs passed by the door, Rocket's gaze was immediately attracted, he dropped his "distant cousin", and rushed to watch it three times and two times, wishing he could reach out and touch it .

Rosalie looked at the rocket and walked away, nodded to Tony, and said softly: "Your big cousin is quite cute."

Tony wiped off his cold sweat: "Don't listen to his nonsense, it's actually... that's the truth, he is a ferocious pet adopted by the Avengers."

Rosalie was noncommittal: "Is he one of your little friends? I'm not in the club today. If you want him to experience magic, just ask Keira."

"No, no, no." Tony said with a rare reserve, "Let's go for a casual stroll. Kayla has a lot of work after her promotion, so I won't bother her."

Ten minutes later, Kara received a call from Tony's help: "Help a little assistant! We were attacked by the black magic creature in the lounge! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Fuck! The wizard's yoga ball can eat people!" On the phone, Rocket's scream almost lifted Keira's cap, "Stark! It bit my tail!"

Keira: "..."

Rocket dragged his mummified tail and limped back to Stark Tower. The first thing he said when he saw everyone was: "Why don't you send the wizard's yoga ball to fight Thanos?"

"Dude, what's the matter with you?" Quill gloated, "The mouse's tail was bitten off?"

Rocket caressed his injured tail, tears streaming down a few jars: "You have to ask Stark, he insisted on taking me to visit the wizard's lounge."

Tony snorted coldly, pulled the wound on his face, and felt the burning pain: "Who is so cheap, ran to tease that potted plant called Mibu? Fortunately, I am tall, so I blocked your trick with my face. Otherwise you'd be blind."

"If you're blind, I'll steal those fake eyeballs for you. You're welcome." Rocket showed a look of longing mixed with regret,

"Those magic chandeliers look good, although they are not as good as the energy batteries of the Supreme Star... Huh, don't make that expression, I have tried very hard to suppress my nature."

Tony: "Hehe, thank you so much, big cousin."

Everyone listened in peace (wu) quietly (yu), the atmosphere in the bar was peaceful and silent.

Suddenly, Drax burst into a series of wild laughter, breaking the harmony: "Hahahaha idiot! You are human, how can you have cousin raccoon?"

Everyone: "..."

Gamora: "You didn't catch the irony, did you?"

Drax: "Who's being sarcastic? Hahahahaha he's an idiot!"

Gamora: "..."

Quill said softly: "Don't pay attention to him, he has a hole in his head."

Rocket snorted arrogantly, stroked his tail once and for all, and stretched out his hand to scratch Baby Groot's chin.

Baby Groot rolled over comfortably, the tender leaves on his arms trembled slightly, he babbled and hummed, his cute little appearance was very endearing.

Tony sat slumped aside, covering his face with his hands: "Kayla must have told Rosalie about the embarrassment that happened in the lounge. I used to brag about our heroic image, but now it's all ruined."

"Otherwise, you can take Groot to the publishing house tomorrow." Gamora said, "Groot is so cute, it will definitely bring back some impression points for you."

"Isn't Rocket cute? He's still fluffy!" Quill didn't think it was a big deal. "In terms of feel, how can Groot compare with Rocket?"

Baby Groot understood. He climbed onto Gamora's shoulders and said fiercely to Quill, "I'm Groot!"

He said one sentence, and Rocket translated a sentence: "He said that Rocket is not cute at all, Rocket is a great hero!"

Baby Groot got even angrier: "I'm Groot!"

Rocket said: "You greasy middle-aged man with wrinkles all over your face, please don't provoke my close comrade-in-arms relationship with Rocket!"

"..."

Baby Groot fell silent, slid down Gamora's shoulders, stomped on Rocket's injured tail, and ran away sadly.

Quill: "...you've been rummaging around again, haven't you?"

Rocket's face twitched in pain, and he still said firmly: "No, I guarantee that every word is authentic!"

Drax laughed again: "Hahahaha, what a tenacious mouse!"

Rocket's eyes were red, and he jumped up: "You are laughing!"

Drax laughed profusely: "I'm laughing at you! Wait, are you admitting that you're a fart?"

"You idiot who doesn't understand metaphors!"

The rocket rushed over with a howl, and a man and a raccoon wrestled together, causing dust to fly.Gamora pushed | between the two of them, trying in vain to pull them apart, and Baby Groot also reached out and wrapped around Drax's feet...

Only Quill was in high spirits, holding an ice-cola and clenched his fists beside him and yelled, "Beat him! Come on, Gamora!"

……

Tony looked at the chaotic bar, his heart was ashamed, and he said every word: "Your Excellency Xingjue, how much do I have to give you before you are willing to leave the earth with your colleagues quickly?"

"It's a good show, give me a billion dollars and you won't leave!" Quill simply stood on the bar counter, as if watching a football game, "Show off your aura as a destroyer, Drax!"

Drax: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Rocket: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

Gamora: "You all stop!"

Baby Groot: "I'm Groot!!!"

...............

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Every day before going to bed, Viktoria draws a horizontal line on the page of "Did Rosalie bring Tony back for dinner today" in the diary. After finishing drawing this day, she counted them, and there were more than 30 horizontal lines up.

In other words, it has been more than a month since she proposed to take Tony home for dinner, and Rosalie still said that she is not procrastinating!

"It's rounded up to one year!" Viktoria was heartbroken, and turned around outside the bathroom, "That page of my diary is almost full!"

"You still keep a diary, I thought it was only for elementary school students." Rosalie patted the essence on her face, "Mr. Smith used to ask us to hand in the diary once a month, and James always handed in the night before handing in the diary." Just make it up, write only one sentence per page: 'Nothing big happened today.' It's so funny!"

Viktoria was so angry that the veins on her forehead were throbbing: "Is this the point? The point is..."

"Did you know? Tony has a distant cousin who is a talking raccoon." Rosalie changed the subject again, "He said it seriously, but he must be teasing me. Tony's friend is just as humorous as him."

There are so many slots, there is nothing to say...

Viktoria: "... Isn't that obvious?"

"Actually, I've always wanted to ask you something." Rosalie hesitated, opened the bathroom door and came out with a green mask on her face, "I, I don't want to eat at home alone with Tony, I... I nervous."

Viktoria thought about her mental journey, and said tentatively, "Do you think I'll stay as a light bulb? Or bring Teddy with me? I heard that Minister Granger is on a business trip in New York, and you can call she!"

Rosalie hesitated, and the turquoise mask was very scary under the light: "With the elders present, will Tony not be able to let go?"

"Everyone in the world can't let go, only your Tony can't let go—no matter when and where!" Viktoria said, "Even if there is an alien race that wants to destroy the earth, the guns are already aimed at him Toni can also tell a joke first, and then send the other person to heaven, this is called revolution | optimism | doctrine | justice | spirit | spirit, do you understand?"

In this way, Rosalie's last worry was dispelled: "Okay, I'll call Hermione right now."

From the beginning to the end, she never questioned or objected to the title "your Tony".

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The author has something to say: The extra-large Chicken Flying Dog Dancing Family Meeting officially begins~

Hermione: Let me see who is pretending to be X?