[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Dr. Robert Bruce Banner is not only the most powerful thug in the history of the Avengers, but also a wise man who has seven doctorates and can fly alien planes.

This wise man once revealed a truth that 99% of people don't know: "In peaceful times, superheroes are idle."

At first, Tony didn't take it seriously: "It's not as exaggerated as you said. They have watched hundreds of episodes of American TV series, but everyone has trained hard!"

Dr. Banner showed a wise man's smile: "You can tell immediately, you haven't been to the training ground today."

Tony was not convinced: "Who said there is no? I was standing at the gate of the training ground, and I was about to push—hey! What is this!"

In the center of the spacious, bright, and well-equipped training ground, an exaggeratedly long blood-red banner fluttered in the wind: "The first Avengers" has been tossing for more than ten months, and Tony is finally only a bowl of spaghetti away from the successful leader. What a great British wedding 'celebration party."

Tony read it several times before he could barely grasp the essence of the banner.

Dr. Banner: "What did I say? Wait for me here."

Tony sat at the door and waited for Dr. Banner. Looking around, there were dozens of banners of different lengths hanging on the walls of the training ground, with various contents, but there was only one central idea: Tony is going to make a kiss, let’s make waves!

After reading it carefully, Tony was surprised that each banner has its own personality, and you can tell which (very idle) superhero it came from at a glance.

"I'm old, and I'm determined to go a long way. Even if you hit me on the leg, you can't win."

"The martyr is in his old age, and his ambition is endless. Even if I lose an arm, I will never lose."

Seeing the neatness of the battle, it looks like the seriousness of the news channel 90 years ago, and the tone of never admitting defeat. Tony can guess with his toes that it is the masterpiece of Steve and Bucky.

"Outside of private, all the girls are chirping!"

Tony swallowed, recalling the scene where Natasha beat Happy...

"Don't think I'm small, in fact, I can grow big."

Tony rolled his eyes, why did Scott's words sound so weird?It was okay to say that before, but now there are minors in the team, what is he trying to do?What if Aunt Mei calls?

"Not only my arrow skills are exquisite, but also my body shape to dodge Flag is even more exquisite."

...Clinton. Flag can do nothing to me. Golf is boring. Button.

"Sharp consciousness, coquettish positioning."

Definitely from the Maximov twins.

"Biubiubiubiubiu, whoop! Grandma, I'll help you cross the road~"

Lingerie baby Peter.

"Noble and wild lightning, find out."

(Noble and wild indeed) Thor.

……

Looking around, Tony had to agree with Banner's point of view: In peaceful times, superheroes really have nothing to do.

Then, he saw a banner with concise words, but concise and profound meaning: "Rip up, shred, shred! Roar!!!!"

Tony stayed for a moment, suppressing the feeling of powerlessness in his heart, and asked Dr. Banner who rushed over: "Did you write this?"

"No, no, no!" The doctor denied it righteously, "This was written by Hulk, and it has nothing to do with me. I don't know anything."

Tony: "..."

Against the fanatical expectations of his teammates, Tony couldn't help but have the illusion that he would be sorry for his teammates if he didn't get along with him. Finally, he realized that he was just as idle as them.

"I asked... I just asked, what exactly are you going to do at this celebration party?" Tony humbly asked the initiator of the party, Comrade Natasha Romanov.

Natasha looked mysterious: "I won't spoil it."

Tony snorted, and turned to Peter: "So..."

Before he finished speaking, Pietro rushed over like lightning, covered Peter's mouth, and quickly dragged him away.The whole process was smooth and smooth, without any delay, and a cool breeze blew in the room, making everyone's hair stand on end.

"Ah, you must be the 'walking coquettish' mentioned in the banner!" Tony muttered, rubbing the goose bumps on his arms, "Please, Natasha! For the sake of our long-term friendship..."

Natasha pointed to the door: "Look, Rosalie is here!"

Tony turned his head sharply: "Where?"

The door was empty, and there was no sign of Rosalie. Tony despised his gaffe, turned around and wanted to continue the conversation with Natasha, but found that she had slipped away somewhere.

Banner patted him on the shoulder. As a human being, his strength was neither light nor heavy: "They said they would give you a surprise."

"I think it's a shock." Tony shuddered. "Besides, Rosalie and I haven't confirmed our relationship yet. This should be just an ordinary family meal, and it's counted as a date."

"That's not certain." Dr. Banner said, "Thinking about the good, it's very likely that while they were eating, they suddenly took out their wands, waved them at you, and then tied you back to your hometown in England."

Tony: "Well, when I woke up, I found myself wearing a holy white wedding dress..."Tony of Green Mountain God's Domain" dare not write like that, thank you."

Dr. Banner didn't say anything else, he just smiled honestly, making Tony's scalp tingle from laughing, and ran away grabbing the car keys.

As soon as he left, the rest of the people gathered at the training ground. This one said, "Is Jarvis's news reliable? Is the Minister of the British Ministry of Magic really Rosalie's godmother?"

That one said: "Jarvis can do anything except predict Star-Lord's ever-changing attention, I trust her."

"So, this is just a simple meeting with parents..."

"Steve, you're so naive, how can it be easy to meet your parents? That kind of complex emotions of nervousness, fear, and worrying about gains and losses... Tsk tsk tsk, once in a lifetime is enough."

"So, is everyone agreeing not to tell Tony about it? Although I don't think he'll be nervous."

Noisy and chaotic voices: "Agree, agree, strongly second!"

"I just want to see Tony's all kinds of wild guesses beforehand, and the wonderful expression on his face after knowing the truth."

"Everyone, aren't you worried that Mr. Stark will ask Rosalie directly?"

"Don't worry, according to Jarvis' analysis, one of them is passive, and the other is worried about losing. In terms of psychology..."

"Speak human language!"

"Oh, I changed Rosalie's schedule to make sure they couldn't see each other before the date."

All members of the Avengers: We are not idle, we are working hard for the life-long happiness of our teammates!

Today's Tony is also surrounded by the love of colleagues from his teammates.

The author has something to say: I just want all the Marvel staff to live healthy and happy, and I can QAQ every day if I have to pick my feet and engage in boring sand sculpture dialogues! ! !