The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

As soon as Ling Fei threw the last handful of noodles into the pot, he felt a vibration from the panel, and suddenly a small cloud of flour like smoke rose up around him.

The little milk cat raised a trembling little foot, and fell into the powder mist in an exaggerated manner, and sneezed from being choked.

Ling Fei: Is this a new type of performance art?

"Are you too hungry to sit still?" Ling Fei asked suspiciously.

"No... I'm not hungry, I'm just a little dizzy and want to lie down for a while." Mu Chengzhou insisted.

He won't admit that he was dizzy by Ling Fei's movements, and even plunged into the flour pile.

This is so stupid!

"Dizziness? Could it be because I didn't sleep well last night?" Ling Fei suddenly became worried, and wanted to help the little milk cat up without wiping his hands.

"Don't touch me!" Mu Chengzhou yelled suddenly.

Ling Fei was taken aback for a moment, thinking that the other party was throwing a temper tantrum, but Mu Chengzhou said urgently: "Be careful, don't get the flour on my body! It's hard to clean the flour on the hair!"

Ling Fei and the audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

The words are very reasonable.

But is it really appropriate for you to say this? ?

Based on Mu Chengzhou's brave feat of rushing into the flour pile, Ling Fei was good at touching him, but he really couldn't tell who rubbed the flour on whom.

It's about half a catty to eight taels.

At this time, the flour in the air gradually settled and spread evenly on and around the kittens.

The cat's head was the most severely affected, and its ears, one black and one orange, were dyed pure white.The body is slightly better, but there is a thin layer of powder floating on it, which looks like a beauty filter has been added, with a hazy effect.

Even though the situation was already so serious, Mu Chengzhou still did not forget his duty, and directed Ling Fei: "Leave me alone, go stir the noodles in the pot, and don't let them stick together."

[I don’t forget to cook even after rolling all over the flour. Is this the professionalism of Ganfanmao?Tears woo woo woo! 】

[The real detective feels that Zhou Zhou just wants to roll in the flour twice more, so he doesn't let others touch him. 】

[Hahaha even the dubbing guy gave up on smoothing things over, and directly dismissed the spicy guy~]

Mu Chengzhou pretended not to see the audience's jokes.

Taking advantage of the live broadcast camera following Ling Fei's movements and shifting to the pot, Mu Chengzhou quickly stood up and shook his hair vigorously.

He wanted to shake off the flour secretly, and then return to the camera to amaze everyone.

It's a pity that he forgot for a moment that he was still a kitten, not to mention the fine fur and easy to hide things, and his ability to control his body was not as strong as that of an adult cat.As a result, no matter how hard he tried to shake his body, he could hardly shake any powder.

In a fit of anger, he simply trotted all the way to a clean spot, and started a crazy movement——

jump!sprint!roll!

Roll forward!Backflip!Jump repeatedly!

Do whatever moves the most!

2 minutes later.

The little milk cat successfully exhausted himself.

He stretched his four paws and lay down in a big character shape, sticking out his tongue like a dog and panting heavily.

Needless to say, this operation did have a significant effect.

Now all the flour on the surface of Mu Chengzhou Maomao has been removed, and the bright color has returned.

Although the flour deep into the fluff has not been cleaned up, at least he can face the audience with a glamorous posture again.

Mu Chengzhou looked at his beautiful hair and smiled with satisfaction.

At this time, the system reminded in a low voice: [That... the host, do you want to watch the barrage? 】

The system rarely took the initiative to talk to him during the live broadcast.

The smile on Mu Chengzhou's face froze, and he had a bad feeling.

He quickly turned his attention to the live broadcast interface.

The barrage came overwhelming, and countless [ha ha ha ha ha ha ha] flooded every corner of the live broadcast room.

Mu Chengzhou tried to see the live broadcast in the eyes of the audience through the dense barrage, but it was in vain.

The little milk cat lifted the ears of the plane, shrunk its head, and asked Ling Fei with the last hope:

"Did you overcook the noodles?"

The audience must be laughing at Ling Fei's poor craftsmanship, it must be!

Ling Fei stared at the noodles in the pot without squinting, stretching out his chopsticks to stir it twice from time to time, the movements were as precise as a robot.

Mu Chengzhou saw that Ling Fei seemed to want to answer him, but the corners of his mouth would involuntarily rise as soon as he moved, and he could only suppress it with Ling Fei's extraordinary restraint.

Ling Fei bit his lip and nodded vigorously with a very serious expression.

Yes, your audience is laughing at me.

So feel free and bold to continue rolling!

Mu Chengzhou looked directly in front of him in despair.

An extremely concealed and tiny holographic lens was suspended less than three meters away from him. If the lens did not reflect a little light, it would have been impossible to detect.

in the live room.

The audience saw the little milk cat whose hair was shaken so fluffy, lying in a cloud of dust, staring at the camera in a daze.

The laughter that had finally been suppressed broke out again!

On this supposedly lazy weekend morning, countless people laughed and fell on the bed, sofa, or even the ground.

What's more, the laughter was so loud that it woke up the neighbors next door.The neighbor came to the door angrily, but was taken into the live broadcast room, and then became a laughter production machine.

After a long while, the audience finally took a breath, and while covering their aching stomachs from laughing, they sent a barrage:

【Good dance!Great dance!I would like to call this Creation Dance the 'Pink Dance'! 】

[Powder removal dance: Refers to the anchor's crazy dance that can remove a large number of fans while shaking off flour. 】

[Hahahahahaha please don't show the barrage boss!Let go of my stomach! ! 】

[Everyone left behind is Zhouzhou’s true fans, one dance is not enough to make us lose fans, I suggest two more! 】

In the live broadcast, the little milk cat slowly buried its face in its paws, leaving only the top of its head for the excited audience.

he!think!die!

Is there anything in this world that kills Maoshe more than going crazy live in front of millions of viewers? ? ?

After all, why did the camera fall on him?Shouldn't they be filming around the pot so that the audience can drool while looking at the noodles in the pot? ? ?

System unit!You actually backstabbed me! ! !

The system huddled in the corner of Mu Chengzhou's consciousness, weak and pitiful and helpless bearing the host's anger, not daring to say a word.

The heart of the system: Everyone in the barrage said they wanted to see cats, so I showed them. After all, the audience is God...

——Who knew they actually wanted to see the host's jokes!Still laughing like this! !

It was the audience who backstabbed me! ! QQ

At this time, Ling Fei finally adjusted his mentality, and said concisely: "The noodles are cooked."

He didn't dare to speak too much, for fear that he would laugh out loud if he relaxed.

Mu Chengzhou sniffed aggrievedly.

Well, it smells like noodles...

can eat qωq

Mu Chengzhou climbed up from the table with a huge sense of shame, walked to a large noodle bowl and sat down.

Ling Fei took out a chopstick of noodles, put them into the noodle bowl, and added a big spoonful of brine.

What he makes is a simple and tasty marinated tomato and egg.Even people who have no appetite when they wake up early in the morning can't help but want to taste the sweet and sour tomato flavor.

The appetizing audience finally stopped laughing for the time being. There was still a happy arc on the corners of their mouths. After adjusting their breathing, they put a piece of chopstick noodles into their mouths.

The sweet and sour taste of the stew, combined with the soft and chewy texture of the noodles, brings the most intuitive feeling to the audience, making them want to continue eating after one bite.

Soon, the audience buried their faces in the bowl, and they didn't have time to pretend to be haha ​​on the barrage.

The orange soup, the golden eggs, and the noodles with a white and tender figure all exude the temptation of "come and eat me".

In normal times, they can easily arouse Mu Chengzhou's appetite.

But now Mu Chengzhou's mind is full of embarrassing things about himself, and even his favorite tomato stewed noodles have lost their luster.

Ling Fei fished out the noodles and divided them into three bowls.Two bowls were eaten by him and Mu Chengzhou, and the other bowl was reserved for the audience to enjoy.

And in front of Mu Chengzhou, a small plate was specially placed.

Ling Fei put a piece of noodle dipped in marinade into a plate, blew it for him to cool, and then used chopsticks to cut it into several small pieces less than one centimeter, and then said: "Okay, let's try it."

"Hmm..." Mu Chengzhou responded in a low voice.

Knowing that Mu Chengzhou was in a low mood, Ling Fei didn't remind him, but picked up a small piece of noodles and tapped it on the tip of the little milk cat's nose.

Mu Chengzhou:?

He subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked off the marinade.

Ling Fei smiled and said, "Is it delicious?"

Mu Chengzhou: "...it's delicious."

"That's good, come on, I'll feed you." Ling Fei said, passing the noodles to the kitten's mouth.

Mu Chengzhou, who was more and more used to being fed, didn't think much, took a bite of the noodles, and swallowed them without chewing much.

Different from the chicken and fish in the past few times, this time the braised noodle is completely for people to eat, and Mu Chengzhou can't really taste much of it.

But facing Ling Fei's expectant expression, Mu Chengzhou still praised:

"It's delicious! As expected, it was made by the third member of our live broadcast room!"

Ling Fei was stunned when he heard his words.

"Member No. [-]? Besides me and you, is there anyone else in your live broadcast room?" Ling Fei asked.

"Eh? Ah, so... yes?" Mu Chengzhou watched the barrage a lot, and accidentally used the words in the barrage.

In the eyes of the audience, Zhou Zhou is a cat, and it is impossible to speak human words.The person who dubbed him was naturally the No. [-] member of the live broadcast room, the mysterious dubbing brother who only heard his voice but could not see him.

And Ling Fei only knew that Mu Chengzhou would live broadcast every time he cooked, but he had never been in his live broadcast room, so he naturally didn't know these words.

Mu Chengzhou originally wanted to take out the cooking machine that died so heroically and pretend to be the second member, but suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Audiences can use him and his voice as a pair, creating a "love boat and state" effect.

Then, can Ling Fei also treat him and his human form as friends, so as to show more affection for his human form?

Mu Chengzhou signaled that the system would mute the conversation between the two so that the audience would not hear it, so that he could speak freely and boldly.

Mu Chengzhou said: "Actually, before I met you, I had a good partner, and he was the number two member in my live broadcast room."

Ling Fei's face changed slightly, and his voice sank a bit: "Who is it?"

Mu Chengzhou was busy constructing a complete lie, so he failed to notice the unkindness in Ling Fei's tone.

Mu Chengzhou described his characteristics truthfully: "A tall and handsome man who cooks delicious food."

Tall and handsome?

Ling Fei concentrated on recalling the man he saw yesterday.

The man's height was about to reach Ling Fei's chin. He was not outstanding among the interstellar people.

As far as appearance is concerned, Ling Fei thinks that he is more handsome, and that man should be described as beautiful, which is more appropriate.

It seems that the only thing that can match is the man's cooking skills.Although Ling Fei didn't taste it, just from the smell coming from the kitchen that day, he could guess that the man can cook.

Mu Chengzhou didn't know that his height and appearance had already been criticized by Ling Fei. Seeing that Ling Fei hadn't matched him yet, he was anxious, and quickly added: "By the way, he also has long black hair. A little above the waist."

Ling Fei opened his eyes wide: "It's really him?!"

Mu Chengzhou was overjoyed, but he still had to pretend he didn't know anything and said, "Huh? Have you seen him?"

"That's right, he just happens to be on this starship too, it's normal for you to meet him once or twice~"

Mu Chengzhou was secretly happy, and was thinking of saying a few more good words for himself, so that he could get along peacefully with Ling Fei next time he became a human again.

However, strong hostility appeared in Ling Fei's eyes.

And, a little jealous.

Ling Fei: "That man or me, who cooks better food?"

Mu Chengzhou: "...Huh?"