The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

Since Mu Chengzhou started the live broadcast in the form of a cat, he has never encountered such a crazy scene.

In the comment area of ​​his video, countless people denounced him for cheating money under the guise of extinct animals.

With the indignation in his tone and the passionate words, those who don't know may think that they are all victims of being cheated out of money.

However, the fact is that the old viewers in the live broadcast room, whether they have given rewards or dived silently, are all trying to maintain the environment of the comment area.

Many people sent screenshots of the cat Zhouzhou refunding them, but they did not accept it, to refute the words of followers who accused Zhouzhou of cheating money.It's a pity that the followers didn't take it seriously at all, and instead mocked them even more for being brainwashed.

The audience was angry and anxious, but they couldn't throw out any stronger evidence.

Although there is a playback function in the live broadcast room, you can only see the ordinary picture in the playback, and you cannot perform holographic interaction, let alone taste the dishes inside.And no matter how the audience who had eaten the food described it in words, it was useless to explain that Zhou Zhou's food was really worth the price.

Whether it is in reality or in the live broadcast room, those who can afford the expensive dishes are all outstanding talents in some aspects.But asking them to explain the meaning of food to people who have never eaten food is simply an impossible task.

Just like a knowledgeable professor, no matter how hard he tries to explain the concept of calculus to a kid in kindergarten, he will only receive a big blank stare from the kid and a sentence: Uncle, what are you talking about?I can't understand it at all!I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to defend justice with my friends!

Just when the audience was at a loss, the optical brains in their hands lit up at the same time, and a new prompt popped up:

[The "Cat Zhouzhou" you are particularly concerned about has started a live broadcast, do you want to watch it? 】

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With the opening of the live broadcast room, tens of thousands of people flocked to it.

Among them, there are a large number of real viewers, and there are also many followers who yell and curse in the comment area.

As soon as the followers entered the live broadcast room, they didn't care about other things, and immediately yelled in the barrage:

[The anchor actually dared to come out!Do you want to make another wave of money before being banned? ! 】

[Garbage anchors pretend to be cats with other animals!The bosses of the Institute of Biology have called and criticized you by name, yet you still dare to broadcast live!I think you think you didn't die fast enough! ! 】

[Repay the money!Pay back!I heard you cheated eight billion!That's all the hard-earned money of the interstellar people! !The anchor is shameless! 】

【What?Didn't you cheat [-] billion? !Strongly request the host to pay back [-] billion! ! 】

Mu Chengzhou looked at the jumble of barrages, and his original anger disappeared miraculously.

Looking at the barrage of barrages that were obviously not in the right mind, Mu Chengzhou couldn't hold back, and replied:

"Return [-] billion? To whom? To you?"

【equally distributed!Everyone in the live broadcast room has a share! ! 】

Behind this ridiculously unreasonable barrage, there are actually a large number of seconders.

Mu Chengzhou looked at these barrages with pity, and felt that his average IQ in the live broadcast room had been lowered by these people.

Mu Chengzhou said in a soft tone: "I thought it was someone who couldn't understand me being too famous and wanted to take this opportunity to suppress me."

"It turned out that a liar led a group of robbers to break into my house and wanted to take everything in my house as his own."

As soon as these words came out, even the audience who had been watching the live broadcast were stunned for a moment.

They have long been accustomed to the anchor's gentle and friendly way of speaking, but they have never heard the anchor sarcasm.

However, when I listen to it now, I find it inexplicable-very touching!

Watching a group of followers get poked in the foot, jumping and cursing in the bullet screen, and then banned from the platform for speaking uncivilized, the audience's grievances were finally relieved, and they felt refreshed.

However, some followers caught the "loophole" in Mu Chengzhou's discourse, and immediately used the tiger's skin as a banner to question Mu Chengzhou:

[I heard that right!The anchor actually said that the senior management of the Institute of Life Sciences is a liar! ! 】

[This is an important scientific research institution that slanders the rumor-mongering empire!The problem is too serious! 】

[Why hasn't the live broadcast platform banned the anchor? !Do you want a liar anchor to cause the entire platform to be shut down! 】

Mu Chengzhou didn't bother to pay attention to them at all, he just ignored them and started to communicate with the real audience.

He said in the same gentle voice as usual: "Good afternoon, everyone, I didn't expect that we would meet again in less than two hours since the last live broadcast~"

The old viewers have been working hard to scan the barrage, trying to squeeze the troublesome speech out of the screen, so the response is particularly enthusiastic:

[Good afternoon~ This is the first time I have seen such a diligent Zhouzhou, so I will keep this live broadcast frequency in the future! 】

[What, what, it's only been two hours?Why do I feel like I've been hungry for half a century? Σ(?°?△°|||)]

[It is recommended that the anchor live broadcast three meals a day in accordance with the ancient traditional customs! 】

【Seconded!If you want to be healthy and healthy, you must not forget three meals a day! 】

Looking at these audiences who are trying to be cute to attract attention, the little milk cat narrowed its eyes, and its fluffy tail was like a fingertip dancing on the keyboard, happily tapping the table.

Mu Chengzhou said with a smile: "Three meals a day have to be broadcast live. You are too embarrassing for my kitty, right? My staple food is goat milk powder. How can I digest so much food?"

[Yeah, I almost forgot that Zhou Zhou is still a kid, so I can't overwork qwq]

[It's okay, Zhou Zhou can live stream, drink milk and sleep!Just let the dubbing brother and the chef brother be in charge of the business and cooking! 】

Mu Chengzhou looked at the title of "Brother Chef" in the barrage and smiled slightly.

It seems that Ling Fei has established a strong sense of presence in his live broadcast room, and has finally evolved from the title of "Spicy Eater Brother", which is just a gimmick, to the crucial "Chef Brother".

What a joy!

Between talking and joking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room finally gradually returned to its usual style, like a warm spring breeze gently brushing across the cheeks, bringing endless comfort and leisure.

Even the people who follow the wind and make trouble can't help but tremble in their hearts, and they are almost immersed in this beauty.

They firmly believe that the "cat" in front of them is either pretended by another cub, or synthesized by CG technology.And the human beings who hide behind the scenes and never show their faces are even more unscrupulous anchors who do anything to cheat money.

But even so, the cub's soft and lively expression, paired with the young man's gentle and calm voice, still made them want to stay in the live broadcast room and just watch quietly.

"Leave the chef alone, he's going to rest too." Mu Chengzhou smiled and brought the topic back to today's point, "But don't worry, I will cook more delicious food for this live broadcast. As a thank you to the audience friends and those friends around me."

The system slowly zoomed out the camera in accordance with his words, and the little milk cat that had been occupying most of the screen before gradually shrunk, making it look younger and immature in comparison with the surrounding scenery.

It was only at this time that the audience realized that the live broadcast scene this time was completely different from usual.

The little milk cat, who always likes to walk around and play, is like a well-behaved and sensible plush doll, sitting on a long table covered with a light blue tablecloth, surrounded by a dozen people.

The age span of this group of people is huge, from little girls to young people, and then to kind-faced old people.The only thing they have in common is that they all carry a unique scholarly temperament.

And a little farther away, there are a large number of people in white coats or overalls, standing or sitting, all staring at the position of the little milk cat expectantly.

Laymen can only vaguely feel that this is a tall group, and they can't help but feel a little respect in their hearts.

The audience in the related industry jumped up and exclaimed loudly:

[Look directly behind Zhouzhou!Isn't that Mr. Lewis from the Institute of Life Sciences in the suit!He was the one who attended last year's Paleo-Earth Biology Exchange Association on behalf of the Institute of Biology! 】

【The old man who quietly touches the tip of the boat's tail, is it Dr. Morfas who has won the Xingyan Biology Award for five consecutive years? ! 】

[The little sister sitting on the second seat from the left has been on the front page of the Imperial Daily several times!She is the youngest chief in the history of the Institute of Life Sciences, and she is only 13 years old this year! 】

As more and more bullet screens pointed out the identities of the people in the live broadcast room, the audience suddenly realized a problem.

No matter how powerful the names of these people are, and how earth-shattering research results they have had, they are all core members of the Imperial Institute of Biology without exception.

But at this time, looking back at the senior executive of the Institute of Life Sciences who angrily scolded Zhou Zhou on the hot search, everyone just wanted to ask each other:

So what, who are you?

You say you are a high-level executive, so what awards have you won, what important events have you attended, and have you made any scientific research achievements?

Why don't we have any impression of you at all?

——Seeing the feedback in the barrage, Mu Chengzhou raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.

As he expected, as long as the bigwigs of the Institute of Life Sciences show their faces and interact in the live broadcast room, those rumormongers will be afraid and dare not shout at will.

Mu Chengzhou was not in a hurry to prove his cat pedigree, nor did he intend to disrupt the rhythm of his live broadcast for the sake of this group of followers and doubters.

The only thing he has to do is to be responsible for the audience who like him and want to protect him, and do a good job in every live broadcast.

"Then, let's start." Mu Chengzhou said, raised a paw to Ling Fei behind the camera, and waved it twice in the standard beckoning cat pose.

Ling Fei stepped forward with a smile, and stretched out his hands to the little milk cat.The little milk cat stretched its body very cooperatively, raised its two front paws, and made a gesture of "wanting to hug".

Amidst the sad expressions of the big bosses who lost their loved ones, Ling Fei shifted his position with the kitten in his arms, and came to the experimental platform where they usually live broadcast and cook.

The table was full of all kinds of vegetables, fruits and meat that Mu Chengzhou had seen and never seen before, which opened his eyes.

Mu Chengzhou originally thought that the ingredients in the interstellar era were pitifully scarce, not even one-tenth of that on Earth.

Unexpectedly, they were all hidden in the scientific research institutes of various countries, and they were carefully cultivated and raised by researchers. However, because no one knew how to use and cook them, they could not be promoted for a long time, and finally they could only be left in the archives. past traces.

Mu Chengzhou circled back and forth on the experimental table, picked out several ingredients that were needed, and at the same time "meowed" in his mouth, instructing Ling Fei to wash and cut each ingredient into pieces.

Ling Fei's saber skills are superb and his movements are fast. Almost every time Mu Chengzhou picks out something, he can immediately clean it up.

When Mu Chengzhou finally finished the circle, squatted on his hind legs, and wanted to sit down and rest for a while, he heard Ling Fei say to him: "The cutting is over, what else should I do?"

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

Could you not be so fast?Give me some time off?

Mu Chengzhou got up reluctantly, ran to Ling Fei with his short legs, and looked up at Ling Fei.

The ingredients are divided into three portions, which are placed in different large pots.These pots were all taller than Mu Chengzhou, and it was impossible to see what was inside from his perspective.

Ling Fei smiled lightly, put the little milk cat on his shoulder, and supported him with one hand to prevent him from falling.

Since Mu Chengzhou became a cat, he seldom had such a high angle of view, so he was inevitably a little excited, and a pair of small paws jumped up and down, stepping on Ling Fei's shoulders.

The force of the little claws stepped on it varying from light to heavy, and often accidentally exposed the nails, causing several small holes to appear on the clothes.

Mu Chengzhou didn't notice that he had stretched out his nails at all, and Ling Fei felt the slight pain on his shoulder from time to time being pricked by the tip of a small needle, but he didn't intend to stop it.

Ling Fei pampered the little milk cat's head, letting him immerse himself in his own world, and had a good time stepping on it.

During this period, many passers-by who were not in a hurry to stand in line came in one after another in the live broadcast room, but were eating melons to watch the excitement.

They thought they would see a big scene where many people and horses were torn apart passionately, but they didn't expect to see a little fur ball curled up as soon as they entered.

The little fur ball narrowed its eyes into a thin slit, and rubbed a man's shoulder happily, as if he was giving a massage to a man.

The continuous grunting sound from his throat was introduced into the ears of the audience in the form of three-dimensional surround, allowing their nerves to relax inadvertently, and all troubles and fatigue were thrown away in this healing sound the back of the head.

The little milk cat stepped on the milk for a full 3 minutes, during which Ling Fei stood motionless, waiting for him to finish stepping.

But among the tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, including dozens of members of the Institute of Life Sciences, none of them raised their voices to remind them.

Until Mu Chengzhou regained consciousness, a blank look appeared in his round golden green eyes.

What does he seem to have forgotten?

Wait, isn't he cooking live, but what about his dishes?

Mu Chengzhou let go of his mouth in embarrassment, looked at the piece of clothing that had become darker after being bitten wet, and pressed his paw on it, trying to block it.

It's a pity that the claws are too small to block them all.

He tried to press his body up again, using himself to annihilate the evidence.

"Is it uncomfortable to lie on your clothes? I'll put a towel for you." Ling Fei picked up the kitten and put a dry and soft towel under him, solving all of Mu Chengzhou's embarrassment in one fell swoop.

Even because the touch of the towel was too good, Mu Chengzhou once again had the urge to step on the milk.

Fortunately, this time he held back.

Mu Chengzhou pretended nothing happened, and patted Ling Fei's neck with a meat pad: "Since everything is cut, let's start with the salad."

Mu Chengzhou introduced the ingredients to the audience one by one, including lettuce, small tomatoes, and eggs that can be bought on Starnet, canned tuna that can only be found in the Institute of Life Sciences, and salad dressing he bought from the system mall.

Every time he said something, Ling Fei would pick up the corresponding ingredients and put them into the salad bowl, add a few drops of lemon juice at the end, stir them neatly, and a bowl of refreshing salad was complete.

"Salad is usually served as an appetizer before meals. It tastes refreshing and not greasy, and it will not affect the taste of later meals. You can taste it with confidence."

As usual, Mu Chengzhou left a copy for the audience, and divided the rest into several salad bowls for everyone in the Institute of Life Sciences to take away.

The researchers in the ordinary positions were relatively casual. Several people sat around a bowl of salad and shared their food with chopsticks.

As for the dozen or so people in the special seats, perhaps because the atmosphere around the table was more formal, they were somewhat reserved.They looked at each other a few times, not knowing whether to eat right away, or to eat after all the dishes are served is more in line with etiquette.

Behind them, there are constantly crisp chewing sounds, and there are voices accompanied by discussions from time to time:

"Have you eaten this egg? The yolk is on the verge of coagulation and non-coagulation, and the taste is so perfect! I think it is necessary to develop a special egg cooker to ensure that every egg cooked in the future is of this level .”

"This salad dressing tastes really good. Do any of you want to eat the sauce on the bowl? If you don't eat it, I'll take it back and analyze it."

"Take it, remember to give me a copy of the ingredient list, I want to see if I can make the same sauce."

These conversations aroused the appetite of the people in the special seats more than the color and smell of the food. Louis took the lead to pick up the fork and inserted half an egg with sauce from the salad.

Seeing this, everyone got off their forks one after another.

The sweet and sour salad dressing makes the ingredients more delicious, and even the researchers who are tired of constantly trying the research and development products can eat it with gusto.

After everyone had almost eaten the salad, a scent spread out, quickly attracting everyone's attention.

On the experimental platform, Ling Fei erected a huge stone plate at some point.There are flames burning under the stone plate, and a variety of different ingredients are placed on the plate, most of which are meat, and some onions and potatoes are also symbolically placed.

Smelling the constant fragrance, everyone couldn't help swallowing, and silently lowered their heads and ate the last bite of lettuce.

After the appetizers, it's the turn of the main course.

As soon as the thinly sliced ​​meat touches the hot slate, the oil "sizzles" and is quickly roasted until it curls up slightly, exuding a tempting aroma.

Even Ling Fei, who had strong self-control, felt an emptiness in his stomach, and urgently needed a delicious meat meal to fill it up.

Everyone stared eagerly at Ling Fei's slate, expecting that the first piece of meat would be roasted as soon as possible.

They saw that Ling Fei's hand was holding the tong, and he took a piece of meat that was bubbling with hot oil, roasted until it was burnt and golden brown, from the stone slab.

Then, put it directly into your mouth.

Not only the audience and everyone at the scene were dumbfounded, but even Mu Chengzhou quickly pushed his neck with his claws after a brief astonishment, and shouted anxiously: "Are you crazy! You dare to eat it so hot, spit it out quickly!" !"

Ling Fei had been holding the kitten with one hand all the time, and when he moved, Ling Fei added some strength to his hand, and his body also took a few steps back, away from the red-hot stone slab.

Ling Fei chewed on the barbecue, frowned and looked at the kitten on his shoulder: "Don't move around, what if it falls?"

Mu Chengzhou saw the white hot air emanating from Ling Fei's mouth, and felt that even his tongue hurt.

Relying on someone to protect him, Mu Chengzhou struggled even harder, twisting his small body around under Ling Fei's hands, trying to find a position where he could pat Ling Fei's cheek.

Mu Chengzhou: "Hurry up and throw up!"

Ling Fei: "Why throw up, what a waste?"

Mu Chengzhou: "Because it's hot!!"

Ling Fei was puzzled: "But I don't think it's hot?"

Mu Chengzhou:? ? ?

Under Mu Chengzhou's strong request, Ling Fei swallowed the meat and stuck out his tongue for him to check.

Tongue looks normal, not even red hot.

Mu Chengzhou still couldn't feel relieved, so he asked Ling Fei to rinse his mouth with cold water and put a mouthful of ice water in his mouth, so he could barely feel relieved.

Although Ling Fei didn't understand Mu Chengzhou's intention of doing this, but he could feel his concern, so he did exactly that.

Such a tossing took some time, and when Ling Fei returned to the stone slab, the meat on it had lost moisture and turned into dried meat, and its color had also turned brownish red.

Ling Fei picked up all the dried meat, brought it to the little milk cat, and asked, "Are these still edible?"

The little milk cat looked at it, and seemed a little hesitant: "It is edible, but the taste will definitely be worse."

One of the characteristics of stone barbecue is that the meat is not easy to burn, but most people don't like the taste of dried meat, so Mu Chengzhou can only say helplessly: "Forget it, let's leave it for now, let's continue." Roast. Audience members can try it, but don’t force it, if you are not used to eating it, just wait for the next freshly roasted meat.”

Veteran viewers are already familiar with this process, and they waited patiently for the heat on the meat to subside, and then began tasting.

The edges of the sliced ​​meat are slightly charred, which obviously doesn’t look good enough, but the entrance is unexpectedly crispy and delicious, which surprised many viewers.

Ling Fei put a batch of freshly grilled meat on a plate and motioned for the people from the Institute of Life Sciences to pick it up.He spit out the ice water in his mouth, put a piece of charred dried meat into his mouth before Mu Chengzhou stopped him, and immediately showed a satisfied expression.

Mu Chengzhou knew without asking, that this man with unconventional tastes really liked over-grilled meat.

"Can I put a few pieces of meat on the side and roast it a little longer?" Ling Fei asked with squinted eyes.

"...Just as long as you are happy." Mu Chengzhou said.

Under the temptation of the tender and juicy barbecue, the audience and everyone in the research institute couldn't stop eating.Occasionally, when he was free, he still chewed the meat, raised a thumbs up in the direction of Ling Fei and Mu Chengzhou, then lowered his head again, repeating the process of sandwiching the meat, dipping it in the sauce, and enjoying the delicious food.

In order to grill meat for dozens of people on site, Ling Fei made full use of all the positions on the stone slab, and while ensuring that each piece of meat did not overlap, he stacked them so that there was almost no gap.

Looking down at the stone slab below from Ling Fei's shoulder, Mu Chengzhou suddenly felt as if he was playing a jigsaw puzzle.

He stretched out his paws, gestured in the air, and "moved" with his paws when he saw that a piece of meat was cooked, and then "moved back" a similar-looking piece of raw meat.

I don't know if it's because of the tacit understanding cultivated these days, Ling Fei will make the same choice as Mu Chengzhou almost every time, which makes Mu Chengzhou's game experience excellent, and he is fascinated unconsciously.

The little milk cat lay on Ling Fei's shoulder, flicked its tail wildly, and mumbled a series of small milky sounds from its mouth: "Meow, meow, meow!"

"Left, left, right, top right, good!"

The meaningless muttering sound was more like disturbing Ling Fei's thinking than a reminder.

Ling Fei smiled lightly, and suddenly waved the clip, and took several pieces of barbecue to one clip.

Ling Fei felt a slight pain in his ear, and the little milk cat on the game played on his ear with its paw, gnawing angrily.

"Game balance breaker! What's the difference between you and a kid who flipped the table if he couldn't solve the puzzle!"

Ling Fei smiled even deeper, allowing Mu Chengzhou to grind his teeth with his earlobe, and his hands kept moving, just like Mu Chengzhou said, "turned over the table" and emptied the entire slate.

Looking at the shiny slate, Mu Chengzhou knew that there was nothing to play, so he turned around on Ling Fei's shoulder without saying a word, and turned his butt towards his face.

Mu Chengzhou: You made me unable to solve the jigsaw puzzle, so I will show you your ass!

Ling Fei burst out laughing "puchi".

He tilted his head and rubbed the cat's smooth and soft fur with his cheek, then picked up a plate of barbecue and shook it beside the cat.

Ling Fei: "Turn back, otherwise how can I feed you meat?"

Mu Chengzhou: "Meow!" Don't turn!don't eat!

Ling Fei looked at the specially roasted meat slices in his hand, thought for a while, and cut the meat slices into thin strips.

Since he couldn't see where Mu Chengzhou's mouth was, he was afraid that he would be poked in the face by feeding with tools, so Ling Fei simply twisted two thin strips of meat with his fingertips and wrapped them around the back of his head.

"So many people have eaten it, but you haven't eaten it yet. Don't you want to try my barbecue skills?"

Mu Chengzhou was a little moved by what he said.

He turned his head to look at the people in the Institute of Life Sciences, and saw the usually elegant and elegant Louis puffing his cheeks, chewing hard, and he didn't know how many pieces of meat he stuffed in one bite.

And on the table in front of him, there was only an empty plate left.

The few people who didn't grab the last bite of meat all stared at Louis with disdain, hoping that this guy would choke quickly, who told him to snatch half of the plate in order to grab the meat!

Even the well-informed bigwigs of the Institute of Life Sciences were bewitched by the barbecue and fell into meaningless fights, which is enough to show how good Ling Fei's craftsmanship is.

Reluctantly, the little milk cat came to Ling Fei's fingertips, stretched out its tongue and licked it, and rolled the strip of meat into its mouth.

The tender meat has plenty of juice, even without the addition of dipping sauce, it is enough to make the cat feel happy physically and mentally.

However, Mu Chengzhou is different from ordinary cats after all. He knows that his current digestion ability is not enough for him to eat meat carelessly at noon after eating noodles in the morning.

He licked the corner of his mouth with some reluctance, savoring the smell of meat.Seeing that Ling Fei's fingertips still had a little gravy and grease, he licked them off by the way.

Cleaning up the body for a companion is an instinct in a cat's body.

The cat's tongue with its delicate barbs ran along Ling Fei's fingertips, licking from bottom to top, which made Ling Fei feel warm and nostalgic.

Mu Chengzhou licked it for a long time, until the taste on his fingertips disappeared, and Ling Fei didn't move his finger away.

He opened his narrowed eyes and turned around with difficulty, wanting to see what Ling Fei was doing, why didn't he respond.

As a result, as soon as he stretched his little head over, a kiss landed on the tip of his cool nose.

Ling Fei's ruby-like pupils reflected the kitten's wide-eyed surprise.

Ling Fei smiled, and kissed the little milk cat on the cheek as usual.

The little milk cat foolishly rubbed its face with its paws, then lowered its head to lick its paws.

The paws exude the aroma of roasted meat, and seem to have a little oily sheen.

The little milk cat frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.

Mu Chengzhou glared at Ling Fei: "Did you have no place to wipe your mouth after eating the barbecue, so you want to use my beautiful fur as a towel?"

Ling Fei: "..."

Ling Fei silently picked up the towel on his shoulders that had been stepped on several times by the kitten, and wiped his mouth.

No marks left on the towels.

His mouth is innocent.

Ling Fei looked at the reflective oil stains on the little kitten's fur, and suddenly solved the case.

He shouldn't be feeding the cat barbecue without seeing it.

Now it's all right, the cat's hair was dirty by him, and the kiss he expressed his heart was also ruined.

Ling Fei took the angry little kitten off his shoulders and wiped his fur with a towel.

Ling Fei is obviously not an experienced benevolent person. After rubbing along the hair a few times, all the oil got into the hair, mixed with the remaining flour hidden in the fluff, which had not been processed in time, and stuck tightly to the hair. on the cat's skin.

Mu Chengzhou stretched his neck in distress, staring at his dirty hair, he almost wanted to cry!

What kind of bad luck did he have today?

Is it God's horoscope and his Mao Mao?

Mu Chengzhou couldn't bear to think about how terrifying the power of the combination of the two was that he was actually soaked in flour and oil.

He once rescued a stray cat. The cat accidentally knocked down half a bottle of expired oil while rummaging through the litter box, and the oil spilled all over his body.In order to rub off the oil, the stray cat exerted all its strength, first rubbing against the wall, and then rolling on the ground.

By the time Mu Chengzhou received a notification from a nearby neighbor to rescue the cat, the stray cat had already turned into a strange mass of colorless objects.

After three hours of laborious cleaning, using various life tips, and cutting off some overly knotted fur, the stray cat finally returned to its cat-like appearance.

Unfortunately, it is a cat with a bald east and a west bald.

Mu Chengzhou looked at his small piece of hair that was already showing signs of knotting, and his heart was pounding with fright.

Don't let him become a bald cat!

Not even a single bald spot!

Mu Chengzhou, who had a natural fear of water, wanted to take a bath very urgently at this time, so that every hair would be cleaned and refreshed without leaving any oil stains.

But he can't.

He still has one most important thing to do.

In the process of this live broadcast, the barbecue can only be regarded as an appetizer on the same level as a salad, and the real "main course" has not yet been placed in front of the audience.

Mu Chengzhou originally didn't want to urge the people in the Institute of Life Sciences who had just had a full meal to start working, but in order to finish quickly and take a shower, he had to be a ruthless Mu Papier.

Mu Chengzhou patted Ling Fei's finger: "Don't mess with it, it won't be wiped clean. Instead of messing around here, why not go back and take a good shower later."

As soon as he heard about taking a bath, Ling Fei suddenly regained his spirits.

It has been nearly a week since I bathed Mu Chengzhou last time, and it is reasonable to say that it is not enough time to bathe the cat, not to mention that Mu Chengzhou is still a kitten, so there is no need to wash more.

But for some reason, Ling Fei enjoyed the process of bathing the cat very much, and regarded it as a beautiful thing, and would always ask Mu Chengzhou if he wanted to wash it for nothing.Of course, all of them were coldly rejected by Mu Chengzhou.

The accidental dirtying this time gave Ling Fei a legitimate reason to wash the cat, so that he could finally get his wish.

Mu Chengzhou sighed helplessly from the cat's mouth, and said, "Stop patronizing and smirking, go and tell them, let them quickly give me blood certification."

Mu Chengzhou's words can only be understood by the audience in the live broadcast room and Ling Fei. If he wants to reach the ears of the big bosses in the Institute of Biology, he must use Ling Fei's microphone.

Ling Fei raised his voice slightly to Louis, and said, "Hey, it's time to get down to business when you've eaten and drank enough. You can take out that fossil."

When Louis heard this, he swallowed a big mouthful of roast meat, and was so choked that he drank several sips of water before recovering, and then nodded to Ling Fei and Mu Chengzhou.

Bloodline certification?

The audience immersed in the delicacy heard the conversation between a person and a cat, and couldn't help but raised their heads, looked at the little milk cat standing on the table, and then moved their eyes to the members of the biological research institute.

The audience gets it.

It turned out that Zhou Zhou didn't intend to tolerate others splashing dirty water on him, let alone take the path of repaying grievances with kindness and peace.

Zhouzhou wants to show the truth to everyone in the simplest and clearest way.

Bloodline certification is also a type of contract.

You only need to drop a drop of blood on the remains or fossils of the pure-blooded ancestors, and you can establish a contract with the ancestors, and get different levels of protection according to the purity of their blood.

Since humans in the interstellar era are more or less mixed bloods of ancient Earth people and other races, this contract is often used to judge the blood ratio of various races in a person.

And what Mu Chengzhou has to do is to compare it with the cat fossils preserved by the Institute of Life Sciences to see if he has cat blood in his body.

If so, what percentage is it?

"I'm ready, you do it." Mu Chengzhou poked his head into Ling Fei's arms skillfully, closing his eyes so as not to look at the needle tip.

Ling Fei didn't say anything, and took out a drop of blood from the kitten's paw pad, and dripped it on a small piece of cat fossil.

The fossil glowed faintly.

The eyes of everyone in the Institute of Life Sciences are brightened.

Become!

The light shows that there is enough blood relationship between the two to maintain the contract. The fact that Zhou Zhou is a cat can already be concluded!

However, they soon discovered that the light on the fossil became more and more intense, almost turning into a small sun.

Mu Chengzhou showed his face in doubt, and looked at the glowing fossil.

Mu Chengzhou asked Louis who was standing aside: "What does this mean? It shouldn't explode, right?"

Louis was also full of astonishment, and shook his head: "I don't know, I have done bloodline certification many times, but I have never seen such a strong glow!"

In just a few words, the light emanating from the fossil gradually subsided, and a creature with four claws on the ground could be vaguely seen inside.

Everyone held their breath, quietly watching the wonderful scene in front of them.

The rays of light converged into a fat orange cat several times bigger than Mu Chengzhou.

The chubby orange cat exuded holy radiance, with tears in its eyes, opened its chubby embrace to Mu Chengzhou who was huddled in Ling Fei's arms, and shouted loudly:

"Baby, I'm your father! Come here and give Dad a hug!"

The author has something to say: Mu Chengzhou:? ? ?

Is it okay to have a father out of nothing?

Ling Fei:? ? ?

I have an extra father-in-law? ?