The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

Rumors seem to have wings and spread rapidly.

In just a few minutes, the news that "the crown prince was beaten to death by the second prince" changed from suspicion of one or two people to heated discussion among the audience.

This time, both the princelings and the second princelings were terrified.

After entering the era of interstellar civilization, bloody coups have rarely occurred in countries—at least not in places where ordinary people can see.

But this time, not only everyone saw it, they even instigated and shouted to cheer for the "murderer".

The audience with weaker psychological endurance almost collapsed: They just came to watch the competition, how could it become a direct attack on the scene of a murder? ?

As soon as Ling Fei and Mu Chengzhou came out of the cab, they heard someone seriously discussing whether the emperor who killed his elder brother should bear legal responsibility, and if he had to be held responsible and go to jail, who should the next heir to the throne of the empire find? .

Mu Chengzhou has good ears and can hear everything clearly.

With tears in his eyes, he patted Ling Fei's shoulder: "If you are caught, I will visit you often and bring you delicious food..."

"Promise me, you must start a new life and strive for a reduced sentence! qωq"

Ling Fei: "..."

No, why do you all think that Ling Yi is dead... Is he so hated?

Ling Fei sighed, reached out to support the cat on his shoulder, jumped onto Ling Yi's mecha after a few ups and downs, and leaned over to look into the smashed cab.

Mu Chengzhou covered his eyes with his paws, and asked nervously, "Is he really dead?"

Ling Fei: "..."

Ling Fei took a deep breath, and put his hands on the paws of the little milk cat, adding an extra layer of protection for his eyes.

Ling Fei: "This scene is not suitable for children, so you should stop watching it."

Mu Chengzhou: "???"

No way, how terrible is this?Could it be that the prince was smashed into meat sauce? ?

Meow, meow... Prince, you died too badly! QQ

But soon, his ears caught a strange sound, like someone singing at a very close distance.

That voice was somewhat similar to Ling Fei's, but the song was sung in a mess, out of tune and went to the distant Star Alliance.

Mu Chengzhou moved his paw a little and glanced at Ling Fei to the side. He saw that his mouth was not moving, and the singing obviously did not come from him.

However, as soon as he thought about the source of the singing, Mu Chengzhou felt chills all over his body, and his long hair exploded.

The voice came from the cab.

That is where Prince Ling Yi is.

This is a real supernatural event! !

Mu Chengzhou jumped up in fright, hugged Ling Fei's head, and said sharply: "Help! The corpse is singing!!"

Ling Fei: "..."

Ling Fei seized the opportunity and rubbed the soft cat's belly with his cheek.

His family, Zhou Zhou, has become more reserved since he grew up, and it has been a long time since he has enjoyed the pleasure of rubbing his face against his belly.

After taking advantage, Ling Fei hugged the cat contentedly and comforted him: "Don't worry, Ling Yi is not dead, isn't he still singing?"

Mu Chengzhou was still trembling, not daring to look into the cab.

An eerie singing voice lingered in his ears.

Mu Chengzhou even conjured up the image of Ling Yi singing a song from the underworld with half of his undamaged face on his face, which almost scared him to death!

Mu Chengzhou: "You lied to the cat! How could such an ugly song be sung by a living person?!"

"...You make a lot of sense." Ling Fei lowered his head pityingly, looking at the prince in the cab, "It's really too ugly."

After Ling Fei finished speaking, Mu Chengzhou listened carefully for a while, but he didn't wait for Ling Yi to curse back as usual, instead the singing kept going.

Mu Chengzhou: "Meow, he doesn't quarrel with you anymore, he's either crazy or dead!"

Ling Fei said calmly: "You said it yourself, isn't there a crazy option?"

Mu Chengzhou hesitated for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to turn his head to the cab.

He saw a shirtless blond man.

The face similar to Ling Fei was full of smirks, and the success or failure of the good looks brought impression points.

Ling Fei hurriedly blocked his line of sight: "Don't look! Your eyes are out of your mind!"

However, Mu Chengzhou breathed a sigh of relief: "Great, he's still alive and kicking, you won't be caught as a murderer!" Before Ling Fei had time to be moved, Mu Chengzhou continued: "This It can be explained! It is very reasonable for a lunatic to sing out of tune, and it is logical that he cannot be the emperor!"

Hearing Mu Chengzhou's mention of the throne, Ling Fei's expression quickly darkened.

He was almost fooled by Ling Yi's pretending to be crazy, and he forgot to pursue the most important thing!

Ling Fei jumped into the cab, kicked Ling Yi who was slumped on the chair, and said cursingly: "I knew you had a big heart! I didn't expect you to choose drugs to drive yourself crazy!"

"Even if you are disqualified from the competition if you do this, it will be dishonorable!"

Mu Chengzhou was dumbfounded: "Did he go crazy on drugs? Then he belongs to the same style of play?"

Ling Fei said angrily: "Where did we end up together? Obviously, I was the one who got screwed! A man of his level of insanity, even if he doesn't specially treat him, he can recover completely!"

The more Ling Fei thought about it, the more he felt that he was at a loss. He ignored the crazy prince who was kicked and could still sing happily, and shouted at the referee:

"The prince deliberately took drugs to avoid confrontation with me. Disqualifying him directly is tantamount to allowing him to get his wish. I will apply for a rematch!"

It was also the first time for the referees to encounter such a situation. After several rounds of internal discussions, they failed to come up with an accurate number.

In the end, a referee suggested tremblingly: "Your Highness, Second Prince, how about...we show you the video of the prince taking drugs, and let you make a decision. Is that okay?"

Ling Fei's tightly knit brows eased a bit: "Yes."

"Let's use the huge light screen on the scene to show it, so that the public can see clearly that the prince is indeed defeated."

Defeat, defeat without force?

Combined with the rules of the competition, there is nothing wrong with what you say.It's because of their referees that they are confused...

The referee wiped the sweat from his forehead and let out a long sigh of relief.

For such a strange competition, let the person who made the rules judge it himself!

The video started to play, and the scene finally quieted down.

For the sake of fairness, the light screen was divided into two halves from the middle, one half showed the monitoring inside Prince Ling Yi's mecha, and the other half was the monitoring of Ling Fei and Zhou Zhou.

The advantage is that it allows people to intuitively and synchronously compare the operations of the two parties, which is easier to understand.

The downside is that even if the audience is concerned about the life and death of the prince, their eyes can't help but drift to the long-haired beautiful cat in the other half of the screen.

While watching the surveillance video, the audience couldn't help discussing:

"Zhou Zhou is so clever, he can tell at a glance that the attack is unusual! Who wouldn't want such a little combat assistant!"

"This jumping action killed me! Zhou Zhou is so beautiful and sassy, ​​I really want to repeat it in slow motion!"

"Huh? Look at the replay on the small screen in the upper left corner! It turns out that the second prince's winning blow was hit by Zhou Zhou with his butt. Is this the blessing of the legendary male god of victory?!"

"Well, what? You said the prince was beaten?"

"—What does it matter to me if the prince is beaten up? I have evolved from a princeling to a Zhouzhou party now!"

As a result, the poor prince went from being hotly discussed as a dead person by the audience, to a pitiful little one that no one cared about.

The only people who care about him are the party and the cat on the other half of the light screen.

Mu Chengzhou stared at half of the prince's light screen, his mouth slightly opened, his face full of astonishment.

Ling Fei was also in a complicated mood, and didn't know what to say for a while.

He raised his hand to the referee and said: "Replay Ling Yi's side of the monitor separately, I want to hear what he said."

The referee knowingly switched the dual screens to a single screen, and immediately heard deafening boos from the cat-sucking crowd!

Audience: "Who wants to see the prince get beaten?? Give us the kitten!"

referee:"……"

This is the first time he has encountered such an audience!Sure enough, cat slaves will attract and assimilate each other? ?

The playback started a few minutes before Ling Yi was knocked down.

At first, Ling Yi was still clenching his teeth and concentrating on fighting Ling Fei, but every time he made a move, it was extremely difficult for him.If this continues, he won't be defeated for long.

At this time, Ling Fei was worried that Mu Chengzhou would be bumped into uncomfortable, and wanted to increase the distance, which gave Ling Yi some time to breathe.Ling Yi didn't dare to relax, he seized the opportunity and tried to counterattack.

It's a pity that the difference in strength is like a natural moat, stretching between the two brothers, Ling Yi can't overcome it no matter what.

A trace of frustration flashed in Ling Yi's eyes, he reached into his pocket and took out a tube of colorless reagent.

Although the type of reagent is completely invisible from the outside, everyone is more or less aware of it being taken out at this critical moment.

——Most likely, it is some kind of neurological drug that is strictly prohibited in all arenas.

In fact, unlike the stimulants of the ancient earth, what Ling Yi holds in his hand is a banned drug that can indeed improve the user's various bodily functions and increase the combat effectiveness several times.

Ling Yi put the reagent in front of him several times, and then moved away like an electric shock, apparently he was also very hesitant.

In the end, he still made up his mind, held the reagent far away, and said in a deep voice: "With this kind of thing, what if we win?"

"I'm not going to give up my dignity just to get rid of a boring throne!"

The audience's complaints gradually decreased, and their hearts were somewhat touched, as if they had witnessed the moment when a child who didn't learn well abandoned evil and followed good.

Immediately afterwards, Ling Fei's mech flew out, and Ling Yi's mecha was knocked down.

Ling Yi was still holding his arms flat, and before he could maintain his balance, the test tube in his hand hit the operating table hard!

The fragile bottle body couldn't withstand this kind of collision, and it shattered to the ground in an instant.The prohibited drugs evaporated quickly, filling the small cockpit.

Ling Yi's expression became frightened, and he subconsciously covered his mouth and nose with his hands.

But he forgot that the hand he used was still holding the test tube a moment ago.After the test tube burst, most of the medicine was spilled on the hands.

The moment his hand was placed in front of his face, the excessive dose of medicine made Ling Yi's eyes slacken, and his sanity disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The prince who was still shouting "Freedom and sincerity are precious, dignity is more expensive" just a moment ago took off his shirt and began to sing shirtless.

If it weren't for being hindered by the seat belt on his body, the prince would even want to take off his pants!

Under the watchful eyes of tens of thousands of people, Ling Yi happily sang while being beaten, as if taking Ling Fei's violent beating as a free massage and accompaniment.

The video ends.

The whole place was silent.

Everyone was shocked by the prince's seamless connection from trying to cheat, to rehabilitating, and then to reaping the consequences.

The imperial people's mood was particularly complicated, and they even wanted to throw out all the pictures they saw just now from their minds.

This is really... too embarrassing! !

If the prince who left such a dark history is allowed to become the emperor, the empire will probably become the laughing stock of the stars, right? ?

I don't know who was the first to cry: "Your Royal Highness, on behalf of the people of the entire empire, I beg you!"

"Just do it, let us be the emperor!!! QAQ"

The author has something to say: Ling Fei: "Give me a reason why I must be enthroned."

Ling Yi: "Okay!" Quickly stripped off his clothes and started singing out of tune!

Ling Fei: "...You won."

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Waste cat author: This wave, this wave is called hurting one thousand enemies and 800 million self-damages!

Point wax for the prince_(:зゝ∠)_