The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

Of course, it is impossible for Mu Chengzhou to find a human voice for himself. This is actually his own voice, which is exactly the same as his previous life, without any change.

When the number of fans reached [-] before, the system automatically unlocked the special mall. The products in it are all sold in the form of cards, which can satisfy almost all weird wishes.

Such as character change card, strength increase card, cooking skill improvement card, beauty filter card...

The price ranges from low to huge, and the time limit is also long or short, but without exception, they are all magical things that surpass the laws of the world.

As a reward for opening the special mall, the system gave him a gift package of experience cards, which included a human language experience card.

This card is only valid for 10 minutes, and it can only be used in the live broadcast room.

Mu Chengzhou was very satisfied with this.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is an artifact of live broadcasting without revealing one's identity and being able to communicate with the audience without barriers.

With the help of this card, his live broadcast process will become much simpler and easier.

Mu Chengzhou said to the audience in a clear voice: "Next, I will show you a pet dish from the ancient earth period - cat rice."

"Cat rice is the staple food of cats, and there is no fixed method and ingredients. Cat owners often add different ingredients according to the cat's preferences and nutritional balance needs."

"The cat rice I made today is modified according to my own taste. There are cats at home—err, sorry, friends who have carnivorous or omnivorous animals at home, you can try to make it with the ingredients at hand."

[The anchor's slip of the tongue is so heartbreaking!It turns out that I’m just a humble human with no cats to raise QAQ]

【Woooooooooo everyone is human without cats, let's hug together and cry together...】

【Shock!The cat anchor personally cooks and teaches cooking, but no one in the audience has a cat! 】

Seeing the audience's enthusiastic and funny replies, Mu Chengzhou breathed a sigh of relief.

The reason why Mu Chengzhou cooks cat food is to combine his own characteristics on the one hand, and to make full use of his precious free time on the other hand.After all, he can't drink milk forever, and there is obviously no cat meal or cat food here that is suitable for him.Then why not make some by yourself first, put them in the storage space provided by the system, and take them out to eat when weaning.

Although the cooking part is basically carried out by the cooking table, and Mu Chengzhou only needs to operate by the side, but he still turned on the faucet with a sense of ritual, and washed the meat pad with the clear flowing water.Then resisted the urge to lick the paw dry as soon as possible, and wiped the paw on a clean towel.

This behavior, which is almost indistinguishable from that of a human being, stunned the audience again, and they all exclaimed in the barrage.

【Can let cats wash their hands by themselves, is this a special training? 】

[I've already imagined the scene where the dubbing brother secretly gestures and guides the little milk cat step by step! 】

[Why is someone else's cat so obedient? I'm crying!I taught my evolutionary dog ​​not to run around after a walk, but to wait for me to wipe its feet at the door. I have taught him for ten years now, and the result... oh, let alone wipe the mud paw prints on the ground! 】

[One thing to say, the evolution dog is quite smart, and it should be the owner's fault that he can't learn to wipe his feet in ten years...]

Mu Chengzhou coughed lightly, and brought back the topic that was getting off track.

"Generally speaking, the main ingredients of cat rice are chicken breast and drumsticks, which are cut into a size suitable for the mouth and then steamed. However, since my teeth have not grown well, it is difficult to chew, so I will Improve it a little bit."

Some viewers grasped the point: [I don't believe it unless you let me see it. 】

This request was quickly approved by everyone, and everyone followed suit:

[Strongly request Zhou Zhou to open his mouth, let us see if your teeth are fully grown. 】

[The screenshot button is ready, be sure to capture the moment when Zhouzhou's cute expression loses control! 】

Although these people were obviously joking, it's okay to ignore them, but in order to let everyone understand the cat in all aspects, Mu Chengzhou readily agreed to this small request.

The little milk cat sat on the cooking table, puffed out her small chest, and showed a standard tiger smile.

A mouthful of white milk teeth suddenly appeared in front of the audience, giving everyone a critical blow!

[Wife, wife, so cute! !I really want to be bitten by such cute little teeth! ! 】

[The screenshots are made into emoticons!Use this emoticon pack to say hello, and I will never be afraid that the goddess will not reply to my messages in the future! 】

The milk cat licked its mouth and resumed its usual expression, and its quiet and indifferent voice sounded again.

"So without further ado, let's start making."

The little milk cat tapped the button on the side of the cooking table, and then the table at his feet was removed and replaced with an operation panel.

Mu Chengzhou had already asked the system to help simulate the operation panel, and was fully familiar with the relevant operations, but it was the first time to do it himself.

The operation panel of the cooking table is larger than the little milk cat's body, and the buttons are about the size of his paw pad, so it is still difficult to operate.

The little milk cat walked around the edge of the panel and came to the vegetable cutting control area, operating it carefully.

He first took out two whole chicken breasts and drumsticks, beat them into a soft and fine meat paste, and then took a small amount of shrimp.

Since Mu Chengzhou wanted to preserve the chewy taste of the shrimp meat, he did not choose to puree the shrimp, but cut it into very small pieces.This can not only enrich the taste, but also not affect the digestion of the kittens.

The minced shrimp meat is put into the beaten meat paste and stirred evenly.

Mu Chengzhou turned his head and looked at the refrigerator. It was empty, except for a few pieces of newly bought meat, there were only boxes of nutrient solution, and there were no eggs he wanted.

Before the live broadcast started, Mu Chengzhou had nothing to do about it.

But now he is different.

He looked at the tip amount at the bottom of the live broadcast room, and swallowed silently.

Interstellar people are really rich!

It took only five or six minutes from Mu Chengzhou's appearance, but the income from the live broadcast has reached hundreds of thousands of common currency, which is comparable to the total assets of a small rich family.

The joy of getting rich rose in Mu Chengzhou's heart, and with a bold wave of his little paw, he bought it in the mall——

two eggs.

system:【……】

System: [Why are you so stingy? 】

Mu Chengzhou replied confidently: "I'm still young, I can't eat too many eggs, and buying too much is a waste."

The items purchased in the mall can be taken out directly, but it still requires a little skill to suddenly conjure two eggs under the gaze of so many spectators.

I saw the little milk cat showing an unfathomable appearance, and its two little claws kept drawing circles in the air. The circles became smaller and smaller, and finally the two meat pads stuck together.

Kittennai looked at the live broadcast camera and blinked mischievously: "Next, it's time to witness the miracle!"

Audiences:?

Is this the new way to be cute?Well, they admit that they are indeed cute!

Immediately afterwards, under the shocked gaze of the audience, two round eggs appeared on the paw pads of the little milk cat like magic.

Naturally, the cat's claws couldn't catch the egg, but there was a net protruding from the operating table below, waiting to catch it. The egg fell into the net and was quickly divided into egg white and egg liquid.

At the same time, Mu Chengzhou divided the previously mixed meat into two parts, and added egg yolk to half of it, and put it into the steamer after stirring again.

Add egg white and two tablespoons of starch to the remaining half of the meat paste, sprinkle a little salt and white pepper for seasoning, and finally stir them to thicken.

Mu Chengzhou opened his mouth in a timely manner and explained to the audience: "The one in the pot is the cat rice that I will eat later. I just need to wait for it to be completely steamed, and then let it cool before eating. Because cats can't eat oil and salt seasoning , so cat food is bland and tasteless to humans.”

"And this one." Mu Chengzhou stretched out his claws, pushed the other half of the minced meat forward, and said with a smile, "I will make it into chicken balls suitable for human taste."

As soon as these words came out, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited!

They originally thought that as long as they could quietly watch the kitten cook and eat by itself, it would be the greatest enjoyment, but they didn't expect that the kitten would even prepare their portion!

A wave of rewards and gifts swept the entire live broadcast room. Mu Chengzhou was shocked when he saw the special effects of fireworks exploding on the screen.

The greater the expectation, the greater the responsibility.

This meatball had to be a success!

With Mu Chengzhou's precise operation and the cooperation of the cooking machine, it didn't take long for the round meatballs to come out of the pot.

Together with all the audience, Mu Chengzhou watched the meatballs in the pot float up and down on the water, and the fragrance gradually wafted out.

The tip of the kitty's nose twitched, smelling the familiar smell of meat in the air.The meat he uses is all synthetic. He was worried about whether the quality of the meat would be different from natural ones, but he was not completely relieved until now.

When the meatballs finally came out of the pan, the audience was already salivating by the rich aroma, and they were all urging Mu Chengzhou to quickly open the taste authority of the live broadcast room.

The current live broadcast can be synchronized in all aspects, but for the privacy protection of the anchor, the default setting of the live broadcast room is to only open the audio-visual and smell, and the other needs to be manually opened by the anchor, so that the audience can experience the corresponding functions.

Mu Chengzhou originally planned to share the results with the audience, so he granted permission without hesitation and invited everyone to taste it together.

He fished out several steaming meatballs and placed them on different plates.Except for one original flavor, the rest are topped with various sauces bought in the system mall to suit audiences with different tastes.

The smell of meat awakened the thirst for food that had been dormant in the interstellar people's genes for a long time. They could hardly control their bodies, and rushed to the cooking counter immediately. into the mouth.

A fresh and wonderful taste echoed between the lips and teeth, driving every nerve to dance together.

Many spectators wandered back and forth between meatballs of various flavors, eating one bite after another, unable to stop at all.

Some viewers also stopped in front of a meatball after identifying a taste, and once the fresh fragrance in their mouths faded, they immediately added another one, so happy!

Everyone was busy eating meatballs, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was much less.

Mu Chengzhou originally wanted to wait to eat his own cat meal, but after all, he couldn't hold back the smell of the meatballs.

It’s just some seasoning, and it’s not poisonous to cats, so he’ll just eat one and it’ll be fine.

After finding a reason for himself, the little milk cat squatted down in front of the original meatball, with its tail encircling its four paws, sticking out its little tongue to lick the corner of its mouth from time to time.

He is waiting for the meatballs to cool.

The audience was also aware of this, and many of them ran back specially to stuff a few more balls into their mouths before Mu Chengzhou ate them up.

The advantage of holographic live broadcast is that the anchor only needs to cook a small amount of food, and the audience can enjoy unlimited food through the simulated taste.But if the food is eaten by the anchor, the audience will naturally not be able to continue to taste it.

In the bullet screen, many people were yelling, begging Mu Chengzhou to raise his claws, and let their favorite original meatballs stay for a while longer.

The little milk cat was completely unmoved, and bent down on its own, brought the tip of its nose very close to the meatball, felt the temperature, and then expressed regret:

"This meatball is cold, it's not good to eat."

"There's no other way, I can only destroy it!"

Ignoring the screen full of [No cool no cool please let me go] and [Ah, let me take two more bites], the little milk cat opened its mouth wide without hesitation, and bit down with a "owwow".

Then, the picture freezes.

The kitten's teeth got stuck in the elastic meatball, and it couldn't bite any more.

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

audience:【……】

After a while, the live broadcast room became a sea of ​​joy, and the audience burst into tears while posting [Hahahahahahaha], forgetting even the sadness of being robbed of the meatballs.

Mu Chengzhou pressed the meatball with his claws and tried to pull it out of the tooth.

Looking at the two small teeth marks on the meatball, he deeply felt the powerlessness of being a kitten.

But he didn't intend to give up, he was laughed at by so many people, he wanted to eat this meatball no matter what!

Mu Chengzhou operated the cooking table, put the meatballs into a large bowl, and then crushed and ground them into a meaty paste that didn't need to be chewed.

Seeing that the round and lovely meatballs have turned into the same type of meat paste as Maofan, the audience said that it was a lie if they didn't feel distressed.But they have been eating for a long time, and the little cat has not even tasted a taste, which is too bullying to the cat.

So, except for some viewers who don't care about the appearance, they are still happily digging the meat paste with a spoon, and the rest of the audience are relishing the delicious meatballs, while lovingly watching the little milk cat circle around the meat paste, as if they are looking for a suitable meal. mouth position.

At this moment, the little milk cat's ears suddenly turned backwards.

He heard someone walking!

Ling Fei got up!

Looking at the kitchen utensils, ingredients, and the two bowls of meat paste that covered most of the countertop, Mu Chengzhou's mind was spinning quickly.

In the next moment, the audience saw the cute and clever little milk cat suddenly rushing towards the operation panel, its four paws stomping wildly.

Under various unreasonable or contradictory instructions, the cooking table became like a group of demons dancing wildly, things were bumped into bells, the originally flat and beautiful meat paste was messed up, and even a large group of fiery red meat was squeezed into it. chili sauce.

audience:? ? ? ?

[I feel suffocated! ! 】

[If you don't need the meat paste, you can give it to those in need!Why waste food! QAQ]

Some viewers also sensed that someone was coming, and reasoned based on the situation:

[Zhou Zhou is afraid that his master will find out that he can cook? ? 】

[Even destroying evidence, is this the IQ a cat should have? ? ? 】

[I finally know why my evolution dog likes to tear down the house!He must have secretly become the anchor while I wasn't paying attention! ! 】

Ten seconds later, Ling Fei appeared at the kitchen door in pajamas. He first smelled the fragrance wafting in the air, and then turned his attention to the cooking table.

In the middle of the mess, a little milk cat, covered in meat paste and unknown sauce, was rolling happily.

While Mu Chengzhou tried his best to look like he was having fun, his heart was pounding with nervousness.

Not to mention Ling Fei, even he himself would want to cover his heart when he saw this tragic scene.

Maybe it's really going to be thrown away this time.

Even if Ling Fei could bear it no matter how hard he could, a beating, scolding and education would probably be indispensable.

However, Ling Fei didn't show any displeasure on his face, and he wasn't even surprised by the scene in front of him.

He just walked slowly to the table, pulled a chair and sat down, and then brought the meat paste covered by chili sauce to his face.

Ling Fei looked indifferent, and asked gently: "This meal, can I have it?"