I really didn't take the emperor of the enemy country as a stand-in

Summer is here.Zhong Lan began to regret staying in this world.

"Why on earth should I stay in this era without electrical appliances?" Zhong Lan held Yang Meibing in his mouth, snatched the fan from Li Quan's unhurried hand, and fanned out a small tornado.

Wen Yao happened to be going down, and as soon as he entered the door, he heard Zhong Lan's complaint.The tip of his nose and forehead were covered with a thin layer of sweat, his hair was uncommonly combed up, and the broken hair on his ears and temples was sticking wetly to the side of his face.

Zhong Lan glanced at him, and pushed the bayberry ice in his hand in front of him: "Here."

Wen Yao let out a long breath, and pushed the bowl back: "Eat it, I'll ask Wu Yong to get another bowl."

Li Quan was helpless at the side: "There is no edible ice in the warehouse, and this is the last bowl. Most of the remaining ice can only be used to cool down, and it is not clean enough for eating."

Wen Yao frowned slightly: "Didn't you just bring some back from the high mountain in the north last week?"

Zhong Lan: "I've eaten it up."

Wen Yao: "..."

Could it be that you take a bath with ice and eat it while washing to use it so quickly.

"I feel sorry for you, so don't shirk it, let's cool down first." Zhong Lang pushed Yang Meibing in front of him, "Next time, I have to ask someone to transport more ice to the capital."

Recently, the courtiers have gotten used to hearing about Yao's regent, and the officials who were restrained before gradually let themselves go and began to talk to him.Wen Yao went out early in the morning, and was exhausted physically and mentally when he came back, and suffered even more under the scorching heat.

Wen Yao didn't hold back, took the ice bowl and was about to put it into his parched mouth when he was stopped from afar.

"Your Majesty — Your Majesty —"

Both Wen Yao and Zhong Lan turned their heads to look outside the door in great doubt.The magistrate of the imperial hospital ran over panting in the scorching heat with a small medicine box in his hands. His thick official robe looked like a lotus leaf wrapped in a beggar's chicken in the hot and twisted air. There will be water vapor.

Zhong Lan was so hot that he turned his eyes away: "Short sleeves must be promoted in this world. It looks hot."

The judge entered the room, gasped for a while, and then saluted tremblingly.

Wen Yao asked: "You were so eager just now, but what's the matter?"

"Your Majesty, you..." The judge's eyes fell on the bayberry ice in his hand, "You can't eat ice."

"Why?"

"Weichen saw that you looked worried a few days ago, so he prescribed some medicine for you. You are recuperating your body, and you can't stand the cold."

Zhong Lan heard his facial features frowned, and turned his head: "What's wrong with you?"

I don't feel like he's fake lately.

Wen Yao was also a little helpless: "In the past few days, everyone in the Taiyuan Hospital has surrounded me, big and small, find some uncomfortable places for me to come out. Actually, I don't feel anything."

The court judge did not agree, and said very seriously: "Your Majesty, the body is the most important thing, you can't take it lightly."

Wen Yao and Zhong Lan looked at each other and smiled wryly.After all, these old-fashioned courtiers still have good intentions.

Wen Yao put the ice bowl back: "Okay, don't eat cold. What else do you have to do today?"

"The minister went back yesterday and made a warming and tonic prescription for His Majesty. The prescription has already been reviewed by the Lord Zhengfeng. The minister made pills with the prescription, which is convenient to eat. Every morning after meals and..."

Wen Yao and Zhong Lan were in chaos.Finally, the court judge finished speaking, put the jade porcelain bottle on the table, and repeatedly urged.

Wen Yao finally couldn't hold back his temper and urged him to leave quickly, and the two of them were quiet now.

"What are they doing recently? Why are you more concerned about your body than me?"

Wen Yao also frowned suspiciously, opened the jade porcelain bottle, and smelled it carefully.Neither he nor Zhong Lang are masters of medicine, so they can't smell why.

Recently, the hospital seems to be bewitched, sending all kinds of strange medicines to Wen Yao, as if Wen Yao is not a young man who can make Zhong Lang's calf tremble when he hears "the morning is gone", but a sick child .

"They must have something in private." Zhong Lang said, "I'll ask someone to go to the general medical center in the capital to see what kind of medicine it is, and I'll know what they're going to do."

Soon, the doctor in the capital wrote a letter, explaining clearly the efficacy of this medicine.

Wen Yao held the letter, his face turned green.

Zhong Lan watched his expression curiously from the side: "What's the matter? Let me see."

He leaned over and saw the letter read:

"This medicine is mild and nourishes yin, tonifies kidney, prevents miscarriage, nourishes qi, nourishes blood and removes blood stasis, and the rare spirit nourishes blood qi."

Zhong Lan turned to look at Wen Yao: "No problem."

Wen Yao moved his finger down a bit, revealing the words below.

"A remedy for women with difficulty conceiving."

Zhong Lan: "..."

There must be some misunderstanding here.

For example, the ministers all thought that Wen Yao was the one below.

For another example, when these veterans who were concerned about family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs realized that His Majesty might have no heirs, they knew very well that His Majesty could not accept women to fill the harem, so they came up with an idea——

What if a man can have children?

There are always some strange cases in ancient books, including but not limited to decapitation and regeneration, consciousness transfer and many other mysterious and mysterious stories that jump between legends and popular science. Among them, it is not a big deal for a man to have a child. .

As a result, the originally wise and reliable people in the court began to consider whether there is really a way for men to have children, as if they were possessed by a demon, and put the task on the shoulders of the Tai Hospital.

Imperial doctor: "You are embarrassing us."

Everyone appeased: "Maybe it will be useful. Try your best."

This couple, each more dignified than the other, no one dared to go up and suggest eagerly, so this task fell on the shoulders of the Supreme Hospital.Everyone in the imperial hospital sighed, because of His Majesty's temper and the courtier's expectations, they could only use various excuses to help Wen Yao "regulate his body".

Minister of Rites is the most sober among them.Ever since the courtiers' plan to have children began to run, he seemed to have seen through the world of mortals, kept silent, and sometimes suddenly felt emotional.

Many young courtiers in the Ministry of Rites were his students, and they asked him one after another: "My lord, do you think it's unreliable for a man to have children?"

"No." The Minister of Rites said quietly, "The old man is lamenting that it is not easy for Her Majesty the Queen."

The student asked, "What?"

"The queen has to fulfill her responsibilities as a man and wife at night, but she still has to work hard in administration during the day. Last month, when the bandits were suppressed, the queen went to inspect the army. Now it's his turn to have children, so he still has to do his duty."

As they spoke, the students all lowered their heads.They wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes.

Your Majesty the Queen is too easy!

Imperial Palace, Ascension Cloud Hall.

Zhong Lan laughed so hard that Wen Yao sat alone on the hard couch, as if he had been drained of strength.

"Is this courtier's mind abnormal? Thanks to them, they can figure out such a thing as a man giving birth." Wen Yao murmured helplessly.

Zhong Lang sat beside him, hugged him from behind, raised his hand to lift his chin, forcing him to turn his head to look at himself: "Bring one for me?"

Wen Yao: "..."

Even if a man can have children, the up and down positions are reversed!

Looking at his expression, Zhong Lan laughed even more wildly.

Wen Yao stood up suddenly, with a stern expression, and snorted: "Tomorrow, an order must be issued for all to study the classics of physiology. Choose a day for the exam."

Zhong Lan looked at the seriousness on his face, and silently lit a piece of wax for the ministers.

The next day, facing Wen Yao's order, all the courtiers were stunned.

Everyone understood that he must have known about raising babies, and they all came up to defend him.

"Your Majesty, even if there is only a slight possibility, you should try it. This is for the sake of Daxin Guozuo!"

"Your Majesty, no matter what order you give, I will obey it. I will study classics right now, but you must pay attention to your body!"

"The ministers and others speak for the country and society, and have a clear conscience!"

Wen Yao's head was about to explode.For the first time, he came to court with Zhong Lang in his hands, and he never wanted to face this group of ministers again.

In the end, the two sides took a step back to save Wen Yao from being pissed off by the ministers.

The ministers collectively studied physiological knowledge, and during these days of their study, Wen Yao had to live the life of a pregnant mother.

Wen Yao's face was as white as paper, and he walked slowly back to the Ascending Cloud Hall.

He was thinking about other things in his mind when he tripped suddenly.Wu Yong was flustered, plopped down on his knees, and padded for him.

Wen Yao gritted his teeth: "Don't be so careful."

Wu Yong was cautious: "You are preparing for pregnancy."

Wen Yao: "..."

Sooner or later he was pissed off.

The first thing he did when he entered the Ascending Cloud Palace was to ask Zhong Lan what was going on.

"The courtiers were normal before, why have they become so strange recently?" Wen Yao said, "You have read the so-called original work before, and you know why?"

He woke up the bell.Zhong Lan thought about it, and seemed to have a clue.

The main god chose a novel to construct the first version.The world is actually based on a novel that actually existed in reality.According to his memory, there used to be a green website where it was a hot knowledge that men could have children.

Maybe, the original mother world is the book on that green website.

That makes sense.The ministers are all NPCs, influenced by the ideas of the world, and they also feel that it is not difficult for men to have children.

Zhong Lan raised his eyes cautiously: "If it's really because of this, maybe it's really possible to give birth?"

Wen Yao sneered: "Did you make a mistake? If you want to give birth, I will not give birth."

Zhong Lan: "But our night life is so regular. If I could have a baby, I would have been pregnant by now."

Wen Yao frowned slightly.

Zhong Lan: "If you can give birth, then it's because you can't."

Wen Yao was angry.The next day, Zhong Lang regretted that he couldn't do it.

In the next few days, Zhong Lan and Wen Yao really became distressed about this problem and tried many methods, but they all fell through because Wen Yao refused to let Zhong Lan take over.

For this reason, they really contacted the Tai Hospital to find out if there was really something wrong.

The imperial doctors were moved to tears.

Your Majesty has also taken care of himself.They don't have to be sandwiched.

The ministers also burst into tears after learning the physiological knowledge.

It is a good sign that your Majesties are willing to try.

All of a sudden, the whole court began to explore why the empress (only Wen Yao's object of doubt was the emperor) could not have children.

In late summer, the weather is still very hot.

A bout of torrential rain cooled the weather slightly.

Xuan Tang knew that the connection between the main god and this world was broken, so he felt relieved to come out and pollute the world.

The first thing is to come to Zhong Lang.

After he entered the palace, he followed the familiar trail to Shengyun Hall, just about to step into the hall to greet the two people in the palace, when he suddenly smelled a strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine.

"Who is sick?" Xuan Tang was a little nervous.

He found that Zhong Lang was holding a medicine bowl and drinking: "Your headache has not been cured?"

"It has nothing to do with headaches."

Zhong Lang and Wen Yao told Xuan Tang about the matter.As he talked, Xuan Tang's expression became empty, and he was in the confusion of "where am I?".

Zhong Lang asked: "Do you know why?"

Xuan Tang quickly covered his mouth and nose.

He seriously doubts that mental retardation is contagious.

Straightforwardly, he explained Zhong Lang's problem.

"It's common knowledge that men can't have children."

The author has something to say:

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: TheLonglyGrass 1~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of dust in the fairyland~