[Zhongyingmei] Is Jason going home today?

Listening to the cheerful rap coming from the earphones, Bruce was in a bad mood.

And the lyrics are getting harsher, what do you mean 'Batman can't be Bruce Wayne! 'ah?Are you kidding me?

Bruce originally thought that there was nothing to beat him, but now he knew, no!besides!The attack from the other him hit him perfectly! !

At this moment, he suddenly felt the reaction of Wayne in the parallel world some time ago when he saw the black history of "himself" when he was young...Although that can be regarded as his black history, he doesn't really like that. Wayne cared as much.

but!Now this rap!This Batmobile with flashing lights and singing!This made him very concerned!

Bruce now just wants to refuse to admit his relationship with Batmobile and Batman, this layer of vest protection, he just wants to refuse! !

Bruce: Batmobile can't catch me as long as I don't admit it!

At the banquet that day, Bruce himself didn't know what kind of mood and endurance he was holding to attend the banquet. If he had to give an expression, it would be: empty smile.jpg... .. brain empty...

After the banquet, Batman and Tim didn't come back when Bruce and Alfred went back.

in the living room.

Bruce and Damian saw the news about Batman tonight when they finished their homework and looked at their mobile phones, and Afu who notified Bruce after discovering the news. The three of them sat and rested in the statement.

At this moment, they didn't know what to say. Damian stopped when he wanted to speak several times. He felt that what he said at this time would hurt the heart of his now expressionless old father.

And Alfred, although he was a little happy to see such a cheerful master, but because Alfred felt that Master Bruce himself might not be happy, so he held back his happiness! !So he was silent too.

So the living room has been quiet, quiet, quiet~

The night patrol usually lasts for one night, and sometimes you can come back early, but most of the time it ends when it is almost dawn, so after a period of silence in the living room, the three of them went to rest separately.

Of course, being able to actually fall asleep is another matter...

............

Because of the different schedules, it was already noon the next day when all the people living in Wayne's house met.

lunch time.

Except for Bruce, Carl, Bizarro, and Damian, who is young and has a strong heart and a big heart.

The other people, no matter which world they are in, are all looking at the air in front of them in a daze, and stuffing food into their mouths mechanically while emptying.

Everyone: "Stay..."

Brucey, who was happily eating his favorite baked lobster with cheese, waited for a while and still no one spoke, so he looked at them with a slight frown and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Are they the ones who went out on patrol?Forget about Richard and Tim, Timmy, Damian, and Bruce who didn't go, why do you also look tired and hit hard?

That empty expression... all affected his appetite!

——Master Brucey is not happy.

Bruce and Bruce looked at each other for a few seconds, and then showed a polite smile: "It's nothing." Ha ha.

Brucey frowned intuitively, he felt as if he had been scolded just now?

Damian said in an unfriendly tone: "Why do you say that? Even if he is the father of another world..." Damian gritted his teeth.

The eyes of the others immediately turned to Bruce, and Bruce was confused.

So did Richard and Tim, and compared to Damian and Bruce who only watched the news, and Timmy who only heard the singing through the communicator...

They saw with their own eyes that Little Batman turned on the colored lights of the Batmobile, and a few big speakers sticking out...

—Richard asked Little Batman at that time—

Little Yeyi: [bat, what is this? ]

Little Batman: [Oh, it’s nothing, it’s a rare opportunity, it’s more contrasting with a little color. ]

Little Yeyi: [...Oh. ]

What else can he say?It can only be said that Little Batman's answer was so natural, so natural that there was no reason to refute it, so Richard fell silent, and the others didn't speak, so Little Batman controlled the bat float and drove on the street.. ....

The same scene also happened when Little Batman turned on the stereo, it was still [a rare opportunity, play some exciting music to cheer up the mood. ]

The lanterns are fine, and the songs are too much to bear. What finally shattered their world view was what happened after they met two gangsters who traded weapons at the port...

Why does little Batman sing while fighting, and he still steps on it? !

And the lyrics are full of connotations. People who are familiar with Batman knew what he was talking about as soon as they heard it. They were all stunned at the time, okay?

A few people who are usually not cowardly when they hit N, almost fell down yesterday, okay?

But because it was Batman, they thought there was some purpose for Batman to be so arrogant all of a sudden, so they didn't ask him directly, thinking that Batman would tell them, but no, Batman himself was very calm.

To be honest, they didn't sleep well last night, just...how should I put it, when I close my eyes, I will hear Bruce's cool rap and stepping figure in my mind , so charming that people can't bear it!

Brucey, who didn't expect the reason for the shock of others, asked with some doubts after Damian finished speaking: "So what's wrong with me? Did something happen yesterday?"

Brucey's appearance seemed to have nothing to do with him.

"Why did you decorate the Batmobile like that yesterday?"

Damian, who has drawn the line between Batman in this parallel world and his father, is still not used to talking to him without calling him father.

Brucey didn't care about his strange tone, and answered him calmly: "There's no reason, don't you think it's beautiful and dazzling?"

Brucey, who was very flamboyant when he was young, often sang a song and held a "signature meeting" on the spot after completing missions, actually didn't understand those "simple" superheroes in his heart.

In recent years, Brucey has only restrained himself for the sake of Batman's appearance, but now that the world has changed, he has naturally found himself, commonly known as...letting himself fly.

Tim: Dazzling is dazzling, and good-looking is also reluctant, but don’t you really think that these two words are awkward when they are put together with Batman?

Tim answered irrelevantly: "Did Brucey watch the news this morning?"

When he came back from his night tour last night, he talked about "Gotham Batman was suspected of being poisoned by Gotham super villains and turned on dementia mode!" 'The series of news has attracted many people's attention.

In the morning, he was still at the top of various news lists... It can be said that Batman became more famous after this night, even in places where Batman might not have been known before.

After all, apart from the Iron Man of the Avengers, there are not many superheroes who are so flamboyant, and this is originally a superhero that fits Gotham's style...

So how did it change?

"What news?"

Bruce, who didn't look at the phone or the news, was confused. He didn't know what they were talking about, how vague it was.

............

"That's it! Stupid old man!"

A red vortex suddenly appeared behind Brucey. Little Jason jumped out of it suddenly and threw a stack of newspapers to Brucey's side. He bent down and lowered his body to avoid the fork meal flying towards him. Knife chopsticks and a piece of bread.

"Jason!" Bizarro called Jason happily, and Jason waved to him as a signal to talk about it later, while Bizarro happily stayed with Carl on the side.

Brucey took the newspaper, he looked at the picture on it, it was the shiny and chic Batmobile last night, what's the problem?

Brucey was puzzled and asked directly: "Is there any question?"

"You still ask? Oldman, besides being old, didn't you even realize that you were under magic?" Jason was startled.

If there are real patterns in this world, there must be a row of question marks over Brucey's head. After taking a few deep breaths, Brucey tried to remain calm and said, "I'm not enchanted."

"Hmph, so you still want to trick me, great magician Jason Todd? Huh?... If you are not enchanted, then you must be possessed by a devil, although I don't know which one you are Stupid devil, but leave quickly, or don't blame me for being rude!"

Jason threw a detection magic and found that there were no traces of magic, and immediately convinced himself that Bruce was possessed by the devil.

In short, Jason never believed that his old man would watch the night while playing songs and rap.

Jason: 'I don't admit it!No!Proceed!recognize! '

Bruce frowned: "Jason, do you know what? I'm fine, I'm not under magic, and I haven't seen any other magicians recently! No devils! No evil spirits!"

Jason was disdainful: "Heh, do you think I will believe it? The Batman I know doesn't sing rap patrol for no reason, and it's still the same lyrics!"

Because he was too shocked, Timmy, who heard some rap sung by Bruce through the communicator last night, couldn't help contacting Jason in the middle of the night. Timmy actually... also suspected Bruce Is something wrong, so I contacted a professional.

Timmy: 'Same as Jason!I also don't believe that Batman is suddenly like that! '

Brucey suddenly realized, he looked at the people around him: "So you look a little strange today because of that?"

Other than Bizarro and Carl, including Bruce and Ah Fu, they all nodded silently.

Karl had heard Batman's rap before, and he was shocked when he should have been shocked. In addition, he is not the usual him now, he is the 'naive' version of him, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

But Bizarro simply didn't care. Bizarro didn't like Batman because of Jason, and he didn't pay attention to his affairs subconsciously.

Brucey watched everyone's reaction and stayed for a while, then he shrugged helplessly and spread his hands: "Is it necessary for you to be so shocked and suspicious? This is just a personal hobby, right? It's not necessary?"

Jason didn't believe it, and was ready to fight: "Look at the photos! Look at that car! Bruce Wayne's hobby? Do you think I believe it? Do you think they believe it?"

"Why don't you believe it, what's so strange about it? Everyone has their own hobbies, do you understand?" Bruce looked around.

Then, except for Carl and Bizarro, who are laughing silly, everyone avoids his sight...

After a few seconds of silence, Bruce asked Bruce unwillingly, "You can understand?"

Bruce looked at Bruce expectantly.

It's all Bruce Wayne, you have hobbies too, right?So you understand me right?

—Looking forward to little Bruce.

Bruce was expressionless, and took a sip of milk: "No, I don't know, I don't have such a preference." I don't want to know either, because I can't understand, thank you.

Brucey opened his blue eyes wide with disbelief on his face!I didn't expect that I'm such a funless Bruce Wayne!

Seeing Brucey's reaction, Jason, who had just come from the Red Hood safe house and brought a few bags of salt from Todd, took out a bag of salt, grabbed it with his hand, and sprinkled it on Brucey.

While throwing salt, Jason yelled, "Since you said you weren't enchanted and I didn't check it out, then you must be bewitched. It must be because I'm not good at that so I didn't check it out. Hmph! Damn! Dispel the spirit! Dispel the devil! Return the normal old man!!"

Jason is trying to sprinkle salt to exorcise demons~

"Jason!" Brucey called Jason's name unhappily.

He shook his head, shaking the kosher salt from his hair, then looked at the food on the table...the lobster was covered in salt, you brat!

"I can't even eat it!" Brucey looked at Jason very dissatisfied.

He can't eat breakfast or lunch or dinner or don't know which one!

Jason ignored him: "Hmph! Back off, devil! Haha!"

Sprinkle salt!

Hide Salt Brucey: ?So why did it become like this? !