Lip and teeth

Teng Jianyou's promise collapsed completely on the second day, when he was sitting in front of Wang Xufeng's pub, seeing his friend's annoyed expression for the first time in his life.

In the seating area not far from the bar, a beautiful girl in a fashionable short skirt stared at them thoughtfully with her legs crossed, a cigarette dangling from her mouth.

"Old Wang, what kind of enmity?"

"Hat a fart, I saw you for the first time yesterday."

Wang Xufeng felt that he was also brain-dead. He had always insisted on the principle that rabbits would not eat grass by the side of their nests, and their partners would never look for them in their own stores.

"Looking at this posture, you are being targeted. Hey, don't you keep yourself clean and call yourself a saint?"

"Fuck, I didn't expect a girl to come to the store yesterday."

"What did you do on Sunday?"

"Bachelor end party."

When Teng Jianyou understood, he recalled Lao Wang's love history at the speed of light in his mind. He was suddenly surprised to find that the man in front of him was wearing a lip ring and looked like a trendy boy. Not only did he have limited love experience, but he was even pure to die.

Thinking of this, Teng Jianyou smiled evilly.

"hey-hey....."

"Laughing fart. Think about the hardships I have suffered for you. Part of not falling in love is because you are by my side."

It is rare to catch the opportunity to win with a mouthful, and Fuji Kensuke makes persistent efforts.

"Could it be that you are a 0.5 at heart and have been coveting your old friend me? Tsk tsk, Wang Xufeng, you have ulterior motives..."

"Get out, don't be poor. Help me solve the current crisis first. Damn, he's watching us."

"No, I don't understand. If you have a girl, you can fall in love. You don't always complain that you can't see young girls. It's all us..."

"Shh, shut up, do I need to worry if it's so simple?"

"What's the meaning?"

Just when Teng Jianyou was about to get to the bottom of it, the sound of high heels behind him reminded the girl that she had run out of patience with the two of them whispering.

Wang Xufeng seemed to have made up his mind, grabbed Teng Jianyou's shoulder and turned around.

"you....."

As soon as the people behind said their words, Wang Xufeng robbed them at a faster pace.

"I, I have someone I like!"

"what?"

The hall was quiet, and the clerk turned into a silent movie. Wang Xufeng sneered and patted Teng Jianyou on the shoulder.

"Ah... it... looks like he's talking about me."

Thinking that Wang Xufeng looked like a ruffian, but there was definitely a reason for what he did. Teng Jianyou didn't ask the reason, and decided to take the blame.

"the person I like?"

The woman stuttered every word, Wang Xufeng was sweating profusely, turned his head to look at Teng Jianyou, and simply kept on doing nothing.

"Yes, I have been secretly in love with You for a long time. We were childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, from junior high school to university. From the first day I saw You, I understood what love at first sight is. I just wanted to silently guard him Yes, but since this has happened today...I, I decided to be a man bravely and express my heart!"

Teng Jianyou was also sweating, and was overwhelmed by the straight man's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense.

MD, scumbag.

Looking at the girl sympathetically, Teng Jianyou still decided to help Wang Xufeng first.

"Ah, so you like me, I don't even know."

Of course, only Teng Jianyou knows how good the tone is.

"You said you were single."

The girl lowered her head, her tone low.

"So I'm in love."

Cut, shameless.

The waist was stabbed violently, and Fuji Kensuke realized that his mood was betrayed by his expression, so he rubbed his face and corrected his attitude.

When he was hesitating how to answer the conversation, his arm hurt, and he looked down, and his hand was tightly strangled by the girl.

"That... calm down."

"do you like him?"

"Ah? Well, I...will make it up."

"Are you going to date?"

"what?"

Teng Jianyou turned to look at Wang Xufeng, MD, he is not good at lying.

"Ayou, please date me!"

Damn, Wang Xufeng, do you want to lose face!

Looking at Wang Xufeng's desperately blinking eyes, Teng Jianyou knew that this dead straight man had made up his mind, so he decided to help him cut through the mess.

"Beauty, look, he said he has a crush on me. It should be true. After all, we have known each other for so many years. And the most important point, you should understand that even if I disagree, he likes men. It is difficult to change, you You won't change your gender for him, right... Hey, lighten up...

The shoulder hurts, and the strength comes from Wang Xufeng.Teng Jianyou thought to himself, Wang Xufeng, is there something wrong with you? I'm helping you solve the problem, what's the matter.

"Like men?"

"Ah, yes, you see, the fault of this gender is not your fault, and the fact that it is not so easy..."

"Scumbag!"

"Ah? It's really scumbag, eh?"

Teng Jianyou answered the call subconsciously, and then heard a muffled groan, Wang Xufeng squatted on the ground covering his stomach with a "fuck".

If you read correctly, the girl kicked Wang Xufeng's crotch just now, and Teng Jianyou realized that the girl was not only tall, but her feet seemed to be quite big as well.

"Damn, calm down girl..."

Seeing the girl raised her head to look at him, Teng Jianyou subconsciously stretched out his hand to protect his vitals.Unexpectedly, instead of feet, hands came.The girl grabbed his hand and turned around, reaching directly into her skirt.

"It's not that I'm flirty...huh?"

Teng Jianyou just wanted to express his innocence, but was shocked by a familiar yet unfamiliar object in his hand and couldn't speak.

Fuck, that length, that shape, and that heat, I'll go!

"Wang Xufeng!"

Teng Jianyou roared, and Wang Xufeng lay on the ground, simply covering his face.Seeing that Teng Jianyou grasped the point of the question, the girl looked coldly at Wang Xufeng, who was bent down, and then patted Teng Jianyou on the shoulder.

"I'm blind, I admit it, brother, don't be fooled, if you want to hang up with a scumbag, remember to call me.

It was only then that Teng Jianyou realized that although this "girl" was fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, with a charming and melodious voice, the choker he pulled apart just now clearly had the same Adam's apple as them.

"Stop, what's your name?"

Wang Xufeng gritted his teeth and roared while enduring the pain.Hearing Wang Xufeng's roar, the "sister" sneered, stepped forward and squatted beside Wang Xufeng in three steps, patted Wang Xufeng's buttocks which were trembling with fright, clicked her tongue and took out her mobile phone.

Click.

"Liu Xinshu, the photo was sent to your WeChat. If you lose your children and grandchildren because of that foot, you are welcome to seek compensation from me at any time. Oh right, anyway, you like a man, it doesn't matter whether you have offspring or not."

"I'll go, Liu Xinshu, you..."

Liu Xinshu got up, waved handsomely at the onlookers, took out her sunglasses from her bag, put them on, and left the store neatly.

Teng Jianyou also waved at the clerk to signal that you can eat melons, and then squatted beside Wang Xufeng.

"Brother, no way."

"Damn it, I stumbled in front of the horse yesterday. Hey, it hurts me to death. This grandson really misses my queen."

"Hahaha, Wang Xufeng, you have something to do..."

"You're kidding... It's the two of us who are held grudges, and it's the two of us who want to settle things."

"It's none of my business. Hey, explain, when did you start to like me, hahaha, I didn't even know you had a crush on me for so long. Tell me earlier, if you like me, I still need to work so hard to find a partner. There is still a window for so long, hahaha..."

"I'm going. If you want to have a crush on me, you also have a crush on me. No matter what, I'm better than the one you liked before. If I knew you were 0 earlier, I might really be able to do it."

"Hahaha... Wang Xufeng, come, I'll give you a chance today..."

"You help me up first, then help me up, and I'll give you a century-long confession, and promise to satisfy your vanity.

"Hahaha, good..."

Teng Jianyou cheerfully supported the "semi-disabled" Wang Xufeng to stand up, and just stood still, there was a voice behind him, and the content of the question was cold and firm.

"So explain, how long have you been in love with each other?"

Teng Jianyou's back felt cold, and Wang Xufeng also froze.The two turned around, and behind him was He Jiyou, who was full of wind and frost, with his hands crossed and murderous.

"Ahe...No, He Da, there is a reason for this."

"Well, I'll listen to your reasons very carefully and attentively tonight."

Teng Jianyou shook off Wang Xufeng's hand without hesitation, and when Wang Xufeng found the strength to stand still, he found that this man had already taken the initiative to hold He Jiyou's wrist.

"I even took the initiative to call you He Da."

"Humph."

Ahe... He Da?

Wang Xufeng repeated Teng Jianyou's title with a strange face, and then realized...

"You dated?"

"Correct."

Wang Xufeng covered his lower body and leaned against the bar, clicked his tongue, and looked at He Jiyou who was hanging on his face by keeping away from my man.

"Tsk tsk, Ayou, why don't you introduce me?"

"My man, He Jiyou!"

Teng Jianyou was also unambiguous, and then Wang Xufeng descended the steps quickly and steadily.He Jiyou's expression finally eased, he stretched out his hand to wrap Teng Jianyou in his arms, and bared his fangs at Wang Xufeng.

"Fuji Kensuke is also my man."

Teng Jianyou was so sweet that He Jiyou's declaration of sovereignty was so sweet, at least in Wang Xufeng's eyes, especially the two of them started to treat no one after saying this.

"Hey, Ahe, why are you here?"

"Today is Monday."

"I had my teeth pulled and I couldn't move around.

"So I'll take you to eat something delicious."

"Haha, okay, can I eat whatever I want?"

"Ok.

Wang Xufeng was furious, thinking that MD and you are in pairs, and I will be forced to be gay.

"Hey, hello, hello, you guys!"

The sweet atmosphere was destroyed, and the two unanimously fired their guns outward.

"what?"

Wang Xufeng cried and held up his cell phone with a mournful face.

"Help me."

The two took a closer look, and saw Liu Xinshu's WeChat box flashing, and there was a message when he clicked on it.

"Grandson, we are not finished."