[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

A month later, the Mets.

The citizens have become accustomed to being the policeman's overbearing knife.Now he will no longer be chased and intercepted everywhere, and he has become a happy superpower again.Occasionally, tourists come to take a group photo with Ba Dao, and he will not show his impatience.

As Batman expected, the current Tyrannical Sword is much gentler than the fierce superpower when he first left Gotham.

"Although I still don't have a clue - the red sun simulation system failed, but I can complete it," Ba Dao, who was standing on the top of the Planet Daily building, said to the phone microphone, "I can succeed."

He can successfully overthrow Superman, and then apply to be transferred to New York to be a policeman.

"Don't put too much pressure on yourself," Matthew's voice on the other end of the phone sounded relaxed and comfortable, and even a little bit of a joke, but the little lawyer said the truth mercilessly, "You already'I can It's the tenth time, Leo."

However, I did not see you.

"...I know, Matt." Ba Dao said sullenly.

He shouldn't be so eager for quick success.

But he really wants to finish pushing this damn alien early, and then transfer to New York!

How could Ba Dao say such straightforward and obvious words!

"what happened again?"

"...It's nothing," Ba Dao suffocated, "I'll make it, Matt."

"Well, I believe you, you will." Matthew routinely gave Ba Dao unconditional affirmation to Ba Dao who was unhappy again for some reason.

Hanging up the phone, Ba Dao looked at the sun-drenched metropolitan buildings.

The sun here is bright and warm, and it is this kind of sunshine that gives Superman a steady stream of energy.

He began to hate the dazzling sunshine of the metropolis.

Ba Dao dialed another phone number.

The connection over there was quickly connected, and the young and cheerful female voice came to Ba Dao's ears through the receiver.

"Daodao?" Thea said in surprise and pretended to be angry, "I played the game you made all night last night, all night!"

Judging from her tone, she failed to pass the level all night.

Just listening to Thea's voice, Ba Dao could feel the warmth rising from the bottom of his heart.Thea was on the same world as him, and his players were talking to him, communicating with him as equals.

The irritability in Ba Dao's heart disappeared without a trace.

No matter how hard life is and how hateful Matthew is, he still has Thea.

"Didn't you describe the game to me, Sissy." Ba Dao was aggrieved on the surface but decisively dumped the blame.

You introduced the game to me, and you also described the devil's physics engine, operating system and customs clearance method sentence by sentence. It took me and Kyle a long time to restore this feeling!

In other words, turning into a limp noodle man who can't even do some basic actions like touching the door switch, and who might throw himself off a cliff if he turns around in place, this devil game is really bad Thea can play.

Or the essence of human beings is actually shaking M, like being played by games?

It's not known about Ba Dao, it depends on the response after the release of "Humanity: Fall Flat".

In other words, Kyle seems to have released the online multiplayer version of Assassin's Creed.

[Kai, in the online version of "Assassin's Creed", what is the percentage of game time for players of each difficulty? 】 Ba Dao asked.

Now Kyle's Frisbee will not follow Ba Dao all the time, but it is built into the mobile phone he always carries for the convenience of contacting Matthew. This is much easier and more personal than following with a Frisbee. Down.

[The largest ratio is easy and real difficulty, about 30% and 66%. ] Kyle replied.

If Ba Dao remembers correctly, the real difficulty is the one that most challenges players to endure the bottom line and can easily cause brothers to break up with lovers. Even his own former game character is not too easy to pass the level.

...Why did you all run to seek abuse?

Ba Dao found that he still couldn't understand the feelings of the majority of players.

[Humans really are shaking M. 】Ba Dao is confirmed.

Even Damian has been struggling with the real difficulty for a long time. Recently, he seems to be trying to clear the level with Kuaiyin and Tony online.

[You're half human, Leo. ] Kyle reminded.

Then half of you are shaking M.

[I am different from them,] Ba Dao retorted, [I am more handsome. 】

[You have no advantages other than "handsome" and "awesome". 】Kyle pointed out that Ba Dao is too unpursued.

【That's enough, Kay. 】Ba Dao means that he is content and happy.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have introduced this game to you, isn't Watchdog bad?" Thea on the other end of the phone wailed regretfully.

"It's not that I can't make it for you, Sissy," Ba Dao softened his tone, "if you want."

He can give his players everything they want.Even if it is just to make up for the happiness that he failed to give her as a game character, Ba Dao will do his best.

And Thea has never been too demanding.

"...Is it okay!" Thea was really excited, her voice was full of the liveliness of an ordinary college student, just like in her previous life.

Ba Dao remembered how happy and carefree she was when Thea manipulated him to take pictures of the props used to make the Big Orange Weapon—the top weapon in the game.

Now he doesn't expect Thea to continue spending money, as long as his players live well and be happy every day.

Then Ba Dao is also happy.

Thea happily described the game she wanted to Ba Dao. The girl's voice was cheerful and full of expectation, which made Ba Dao temporarily forget the depression of not being able to beat Superman.

"Very good game," Ba Dao commented after listening to Thea's description, "Your taste is really good, Sissy."

"I'm your player. It's normal to be as good as you, Dao Dao." Thea was familiar with business exchanges.

【Kay, I will leave "Watch Dogs" to you. I want a version that satisfies Sissy. ] For games that are more "delicate" than "devil", Kyle is better than Ba ​​Dao.

【……it is good. 】

After talking about the game, Ba Dao still got down to business.

He was not sure whether to ask Thea, after all, this kind of cheating was not very good.

Ba Dao struggled for a while, and finally chose to speak.

His players are always the best, and he can ask her anything.

Ba Dao took off in a burst of electricity, and returned to the branch of Wayne Enterprises in Metropolis, and erected the same type of lead plate as Luthor's office to prevent Superman from possible eavesdropping and peeping.

The superman in the sky watched Ba Dao fly into the Wayne Group building eagerly, and stretched out his hand in vain.

It is known that Ba Dao is the son of Batman, Ba Dao often lives in Wayne Group's company, and Batman also has a lot of equipment that costs a lot of money, so... this father and son are "nurtured" by Brucey Baby?

Batman is Bruce Baby's superhero.

So, what is Superman then?

Superman was overwhelmed by a great sense of panic that he lost before the game even started.

He had to find a way to find Ba Dao to confirm the relationship between Bruce and Batman, and he wanted to know if he still had a chance.

Since Ba Dao doesn't like Superman, let's ask as Clark. Now is not the time to worry about using dual identities to test people's unkindness!

Come on, you can do it, brave Clark!Superman cheered himself on.

"...Sissy, let me ask you something." In the Wayne Group, Ba Dao said to his players.

"Ask anything." Thea also became a little more serious, quite like she was a "quick hand" at night, "As long as I know, I can tell you, Dao Dao."

With Thea's words, Ba Dao felt relieved.

His player is the Chaoying Encyclopedia. If it is not blocked by the spoiler mechanism, she can strip all Chaoying not only the vest, but even the underwear.

It's a pity that Superman is a humanoid polar bear who lives in the North Pole, and stripping his vest is completely useless to him.

"Do you know... Kandor City on Krypton?" Ba Dao asked.

In order to overthrow Superman, Ba Dao has repeatedly studied the information obtained from the Fortress of Solitude, and even used some Rock Star technology.He didn't get any useful information for "shooting Peter Pan down", but came up with an unbelievable guess.

Judging from the radiation and meteorite data before and after the explosion of Krypton, the performance of Candor City is not normal, and it may not be destroyed at all.

In other words, Kandor City was not on Krypton when Krypton was destroyed.

In view of the fact that anything can happen in this nonsense world, Ba Dao felt that his speculation might really be in line with the facts.

He needs to ask Thea for confirmation.

"Kandor City...what's wrong?" Thea's voice sounded very uncertain.

Thea's reaction made Ba Dao basically confirm the answer.

His conjecture was correct.

So where is Kandor City?How many other Peter Pans are there in this universe?Why didn't they come to their fellow Kal-El?

"You may not believe it," Ba Dao gave the known information, "When Krypton was destroyed, it may have left that planet."

"...I see," Thea sounded a little dignified, "'he' is actually in this universe."

This messy universe actually has that existence.

"Who?" Ba Dao asked.

"Brainiac," Thea replied.

【Beep——】

very good.Ba Dao thought.Another silenced word, he couldn't hear anything.

But this small noise reduction does not prevent him from learning from Thea's description that there is a city that likes to collect different civilizations in the universe, shrink it into a portable "figure in a bottle", and then destroy the villain of this civilization. exist.

Before the destruction of Krypton, Mr. Krypton thought that Krypton was good, so he shrunk the city of Kandor and its residents into bottles and took them away.

This approach...is very "alien".

The universe is full of disasters.

Has the earth been in such a dangerous environment all along?

Ba Dao decided to turn the research direction to the obviously more dangerous figurines, so it is acceptable to let Peter Pan jump around for a few more days.

Kyle Games has finally released the online version of "Assassin's Creed", which has been waiting for a long time. In the multiplayer mode, everyone can divide the work and cooperate to complete the task in a shorter time. In addition, the interaction between players has also increased. Game playability.

It should be like this.

If the game doesn't have the option "True Difficulty".

The words "Don't try it lightly - Kyle" are thoughtfully annotated next to the tab. This is the first time that players have communicated with the producer Kyle in the game.

Countless otaku dream idols personally told them not to try it lightly.

Then who can resist to try it!

They called friends and friends, and even didn't even have time to experience the other difficulties, so they jumped into the abyss of the real difficulty with enthusiasm.

Then I experienced "being shot to death by an arrow from the guard", "being hacked to death by a mob who couldn't keep up with the defense", "the leap of faith jumped a little and fell back to the respawn point", "the climbing board was killed by a mob Take it apart and fall down" These are all kinds of gg postures that did not exist before.

The cg scene of the city lord grinning when the first task failed on real difficulty became their nightmare for a while.

In their self-doubt, they couldn't help but go back and play the easy difficulty again. When the mobs attack, they can only beat the player's blood, the game character's anti-reaction speed can always keep up with the rhythm, the leap of faith will always have haystacks, and the wall climbing will always go smoothly. And weep with joy in the beautiful world that no one can stop.

Then I went back to experience the real difficulty without believing in evil.

On the official website, Kyle always has only one reply to all the players' complaints: remind you to be cautious.

Players: "..."

Without your words, I might not have experienced this difficulty!

When the players complained, Kyle immediately launched his second game-"Humans: Fall Flat".

Although they were tossed to death by the real difficulty, and the title of this new game was not very good, players still started this new game without hesitation.

Tony Stark is one of them.

With Robin and Kuaiyin, Mr. Iron Man, who was stuck to death by the real difficulty, bought this new game of Kyle in disbelief.

It didn't take long for him to kill himself who opened the game before.

Everything was normal at first, even if the player's character in the new game changed from the fine modeling style of Assassin's Creed before, it became a mass of creamy paste, and the limp limbs seemed difficult to perform any difficult movements. Tony didn't throw in the towel either.

Maybe Ba Dao and Kyle were lazy in modeling?After all, I heard from Fake Ball that the game took less than half a month from the beginning of production to the completion, and it is normal for the modeling level to decline.

Thinking of this, he casually injected another sum of money into Kyle Games, which just overwhelmed Wayne Enterprises.

Wayne Enterprises followed him with a raise and overtook him back.

Tony curled his lips and continued to raise.

Wayne Enterprises didn't budge and continued to compete.

Leaving aside the media's remarks that "Stark and Wayne are vying to keep Ba Dao and Kyle", Tony has already changed the fluffy game character into a golden and red flamboyant outfit, and started the game.

The limp protagonist spins weakly in the air and falls, crashing onto the concrete floor.

——Fortunately, it didn't fall into a puddle.

Then the protagonist used a lot of strength to prop up the ground and twist his buttocks to get up slowly. Tony felt tired looking at it.

The relaxed and bright background music sounded at the right time.

The game begins.

As with all games, this is when the Beginner's Guide comes in.

"Humans, a race that keeps falling but keeps standing up." Kyle's iconic electronic speaker sounded, and it seemed that he personally recorded the novice guide for the game.

This game will probably appeal to countless people who are Kyle fans.Tony thought.

Those idiots thought Kyle was a code boss talking through a voice changer, no one knew he wasn't actually alone.

Tony moved the mouse to look at the surrounding environment. He was on a high-altitude road with white clouds floating leisurely in the sky. There were no other roads around. In front of him was a door with a push-button switch.

If he guesses correctly, he needs to press the button to open the door and go to the next scene.

"When they come to a new environment, they, like all apes, like to observe the surrounding environment." Kyle's voice sounded again as Tony looked around.

Tony:?

Apes?Kyle, you might want to die!

He took several deep breaths before suppressing his anger. After all, the game is innocent, and since he started it, he must play the game well.

In short, just press the button to open the door.

How to raise your hand and press the button?

Tony looked at the game character as soft as a glutinous rice dumpling, thought for a while, and clicked the mouse.

The limp game character raised a hand with difficulty.

Kyle's taunt sounded again with his movements.

"They're always trying to control their limbs, whether they listen to them or not."

Tony: "..."

Do not listen to Wang Ba Chanting!

He persevered with difficulty amidst Kyle's taunts, walked to the door and raised his limp arm. Finally Paji pressed the button.

It's really not easy.

Compared with the real version of "Assassin's Creed", which is difficult but has precise and convenient control of game characters, "Humanity: Fall Flat" is obviously more devilish.

"Humans, when they see a button—whatever it's for—they press it without thinking." Kyle's taunt continued.

Tony angrily stepped forward through the open door, and by the time he realized there was no way behind it, it was too late.The strong inertia of the objects in the game and the friction so small as to make people cry prevented Tony from saving himself.

He fell through the door.

"They'll fall," Kyle said.

Tony's character falls helplessly in the air for a while, then crashes to the ground again.

This is not the road just now, but a complex of buildings.It seems that he has reached the second level, and falling is the way to pass the game.

The little game character pitifully tried his best to prop himself up again.

"Then forget the previous experience like a goldfish and get up again." Kyle's voice said.

Tony: "..."

I'm going to clear your retarded game today, so that you can no longer mock me!

On Tony's twitter, someone asked him if the funding of Kell Games meant his endorsement of the new game "Humans: Fall Flat".

Tony barely came up out of breath.He took several deep breaths before recovering from Kyle's unwavering electronic voice taunt.

"Yes, this is an excellent game, I suggest you all try it." Tony decided to drag others into the water.

He can't be the only one who gets cheated :)

Nighttime, New York, Manhattan.

"Ba Dao." Daredevil, who was on the way to fight criminals, greeted Ba Dao who came to visit.

Ba Dao Yichen's unchanging heartbeat made Daredevil always recognize him immediately.

You're here again.

"Today...it will rain today, DD." Ba Dao hesitated.

So there is a reason for him to come to visit, and it is definitely not because he wants to fly here in the middle of the night like an idiot!

"To be precise, tomorrow morning." Daredevil exposed Ba Dao's lie.

It's still early for rain.

Ba Dao just wanted to come here and just made up an excuse.

Of course Xiao Aojiao wouldn't just say "I miss you".

The man with super powers was a little embarrassed by Daredevil's merciless exposure. He looked at Daredevil in front of him and kept his grievances in his heart.

It's been so long, it's been so long, they don't talk about hugging, and they haven't even held the most basic hand a few times!

If you don't count pulling each other up after fighting each other, and holding hands together for a run-up when using Qinggong, he hasn't even held hands with Daredevil in a serious way!

But Daredevil himself has no intention of making this point for him at all!

"DD, I, we..." Ba Dao plucked up the courage to speak, but found that he couldn't continue. He tried several times, and he didn't say the follow-up until his rare courage was exhausted. , "... let's fight."

No!This is not what he wanted to say!Ba Dao thought aggrievedly.

"Okay." Daredevil replied, not giving Ba Dao any time to change his words.

Ba Dao thinks he did it on purpose.