[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Gotham City, Arkham Asylum.

"Hey silly roe deer," Ba Dao was wearing an ugly one-piece suit, holding a dinner plate and sitting next to the clown who formed a vacuum around him and no one dared to approach him, "That's why I don't despise you."

The clown smiled sullenly, holding the spoon in his hand ready to move, ready to strike Ba Dao at any time.

Originally, the asylum allocated forks, but after the clown stabbed a provocative person's throat with a fork the day they first came in, everyone was relegated to spoons.

Plastic spoon.

Proper grasp can cause certain lethality.But one is not hard enough, and the other is not sharp enough to use it.Ba Dao is completely worthwhile.

"Who dares to despise me? Hahahaha." The clown said with a smile to entertain himself.

"Of course I will dislike your ugly appearance and affect your appetite," Ba Dao shrugged and pointed at the Riddler not far away with a spoon, "Look, like him."

Misfortune was brought to the east, the clown stopped trying to sneak up on Ba Dao, and instead turned his interest on the Riddler.

Riddler: What hatred, what grudge!

Seeing that the clown stared at others and started giggling again, Ba Dao casually picked up three or two mouthfuls of salad Quandang after lunch, and left the dining area to lie on the sofa in the rest area with salted fish.

It is said to be a rest area, but it is actually just a small living room with the same style as an ordinary suite.This room is the penguin's territory, and the magnanimous little penguin decided to be gentle with the bully knife who pushed him.

Not because of some shit like Penguin's sudden sex change.There are secret, sinister deals between them.

He came early, and there was no one in the room, so Ba Dao let his muscles relax and sank into the sofa.

No knives, no fur collars, no cheating Kyle, and no sense of security.But still lying down and not wanting to move.

It's almost a useless mink.

He looks normal the past few days, and he is so energetic that he beats the inmate scarecrow every day, but his heart is always depressed.

He couldn't forget the disappointed look in Batman's eyes at the bank.

Ba Dao didn't know why he cared so much about that little detail, to the point where he didn't think about food or tea.Is it because of guilt over the fact that Bat actually had hope in him, or because of the sadness of letting down his idol?

This doesn't make sense, the bat is just a boss no matter what, and Ba Dao is just a boss pusher, so he won't be so sad because of the bat that he can't extricate himself from feelings of guilt, grievance, sadness and regret all day long.

He thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't find the correct answer after going back and forth in his brain.

Ba Dao pursed his lips and stared at the old ceiling.

He just wasn't happy.

The half-hidden door was opened.

Ba Dao gave up and let out a breath, hiding his entanglement under the gaze of the visitor, revealing the dead fish eyes of losing his ideals.

"It seems that you have adapted well." Penguin said.

"Thanks to your resort." Ba Dao lay in place and looked at the gangster tycoon turning upside down in his field of vision.

"Are you satisfied?" Penguin twitched one corner of his mouth, walked to the side with an umbrella, and sat on the sofa opposite Ba Dao.

"Hmm... is it a good place to sit on the mountain and watch tigers fight?" Ba Dao lazily propped himself up on his elbows and looked at Penguin.

The security of the lunatic asylum is very tight. Even if the jailbreak becomes a sieve, it is not easy to escape.In contrast, it is also difficult for people outside to attack those inside.It is a good place to avoid the storm to protect yourself or to escape the gangster's pursuit.What's more, after the subordinates arranged by the Penguin took over the control here, the accommodation conditions in the madhouse are very good.

At least it's good for Penguin and Ba Dao.

If it weren't for the many people chasing and killing outside, and the meal ticket hadn't come back yet, Ba Dao didn't want to experience life here so early.Although it seems that Arkham Resort is quite comfortable to live in.

Coppert's goal is Ba Dao, and the clown who teamed up with Ba Dao couldn't win over, and was ignored by the little penguin.

This makes Ba Dao, which has been regarded as an accessory to clowns these days, feel fresh.

"Hmph," the penguin laughed symbolically, "Watch? I'm afraid we still have time to watch."

Ba Dao promised to make trouble in the gangsters, but he actually got involved with the clown, an unstable weapon. Now the gangsters are in a mess, and the time for the planned conflict has to be postponed.

"Zhou Ke'er disrupted the rhythm a bit," Ba Dao said, "They will fight later, but the explosion will be more violent afterwards, why not do it?"

The clown has done more things and provoked almost all the gangsters. After he was imprisoned, the people who wanted to kill him had nowhere to vent their anger. In addition, the losses caused by the clown bombing could not be made up. They would all focus on Maroni. territory.After that, they will still fight and consume each other, which is beneficial to the little penguin.

It should be, even if something goes wrong, the little penguin can cope with it.

"...I'm really sorry for those who judged you as a fool." Penguin said after a pause.

This bully knife can detect a series of plans that he has secretly arranged for a long time, starting from Maroni's death, and has taken the initiative to come to the door to propose cooperation before. The gangsters fanned the flames, Shi Cheng shunned all responsibility and let the clown take the blame, and took refuge in the madhouse at the right time.He is unfathomable.

Ba Dao: It seems that there is nothing wrong with the wave, so you can deal with it yourself.

Penguin: Ba Dao is very scheming, so it's a good idea to cooperate with him.

They each think their own way and communicate well.

In fact, Ba Dao, who didn't think so much, felt that the little penguin looked at him a bit strangely, adhering to the principle of saying more than wrong, he shrugged and lay back, closed his eyes and rested, and didn't speak anymore. , went away.

It's been a pleasure working together so far.Penguin, who was "helped" by Ba Dao, decided to take advantage of the situation and make things bigger in return for Ba Dao's generous assist.

Ba Dao was still thinking about when he would beat his teammate Little Penguin too.

How did the whole thing start.Ba Dao thought, it all started on his whim.

He doesn't have that many calculations, and he often fails others with routines. This can be supplemented by force, but it is not enough.

He is better at fighting and running than pushing the boss head-on.

Ba Dao is essentially just a human being who can use small walls, light skills, and automatic blood recovery. The sword and leg skills are all slowly practiced and mastered by himself.The actions in the game are good-looking, but they are not applicable in reality.

If he wants to ensure that he doesn't kill himself, of course he must have a unique skill point.

For example, discover those who can stir up wind and rain behind the scenes as if nothing had happened.In Gotham, the man is neither Batman nor the Joker.

He noticed Copperpot before leaving Gotham in the past, when the little penguin was still a soldier for Mooney.

That's why he went to Cobblepot after tentatively pushing Riddler and Two-Face.

Ba Dao doesn't want to be seen as a superhero. The big reason is that his first public appearance is actually singing a double reed.He was mainly aimed at showing his strength and making friends with Coppert.

What people saw was that Ba Dao beat Penguin out after entering the Iceberg Bar for a long time. In fact, he discussed with others what to do, and after roughly finalizing the plan, he sent him to the arranged resort.

Coppert's only dissatisfaction is that Ba Dao's movements are a little rough. In other respects, Ba Dao is a good partner.

When the Kyle Falcone family changed, it was time for Ba Dao to start acting.Afterwards, although the anal prolapse continued because of the clown, it generally did not deviate too far, and Coppert was able to pull it back.

Ba Dao was the first to discover that Penguin was going to do something big.

Penguin was also the first to discover Ba Dao's hatred for gangsters.

Ah, I have something to do after a few days off.Ba Dao sighed, crossed his hands and fingers on his abdomen, and lay down peacefully on the soft sofa.

He continued to struggle with the lingering "bat's disappointed eyes.jpg" that was deeply imprinted in his mind.

Although being beaten by Batman and thrown in for refuge was a planned development, the process was so embarrassing that it was unexpected, and he added a buff that "you can see Batman's disappointed eyes when you close your eyes".

In the future, Ba Dao will never dare to formulate a plan such as "rubbing the bottom line of the idol's patience to make the development of the plot of his own insane asylum reasonable".

He couldn't dwell on himself for long.

Two days later, the Penguin told Baby Bruce that he was going to visit Arkham equipped with Wayne technology.

Ba Dao:? !

Penguin: "Wayne has more influence, you either stay here and don't go out, or go back to your simple solitary cell."

In short, you can't live an idle life aboveboard.

Ba Dao: "...Oh."

He glanced at the soft sofa, the coffee table full of various snacks and snacks, and the TV playing the drama. He lingered for a second, then decisively slapped his ass and left, and moved to a single cell with only a hard bed and a small sink. .

Face the clown.

The Penguin was surprised by Ba Dao's choice, but he didn't pursue it too much.After staying with the clown for a few days, Ba Dao's thinking has gradually escaped, and there are many decisions he made suddenly, and he has become elusive.

Ba Dao sat on the bed, looking forward to the stars and the moon under the playful gaze of the clown opposite, from noon to night and from night to afternoon, finally looking forward to a passing by of his old father.

Under the protection of two guards, Bruce Wayne walked through the corridors with all kinds of lunatics on both sides. The prisoners in the front were more dangerous, and they gradually changed from multiple rooms to single rooms.

"In the front are Double-Faced Man and Poison Ivy, and further ahead...the clown and Domineering Sword are in the front." The guard introduced the well-known criminals one by one to the rich man who wanted to visit the madhouse on a whim.

Hearing the guard's introduction from a distance, Ba Dao raised his eyelids while maintaining his sitting posture facing the prison's gray-black railing.

After being excited for a day and a half, big dark circles appeared on his face.

The footsteps of three people are slowly approaching.The two footsteps that slowed down several times but were still orderly were the guards, whom Ba Dao knew, and they were the people of Little Penguin.Another one who is too loose is Bruce, the old father that Ba Dao dare not recognize.

He raised his head to look at the approaching shadows on the corridor floor, and the clown at the opposite door put his hands on the railing excitedly trying to poke his head out to watch, as if he was the visitor and the people in the corridor were animals for people to watch.

Ba Dao gave him a sharp look.

The clown happily smiled at Ba Dao again.

Bully:  …

After bashing my teammate, he should learn from the clown to have a thick skin.

Amidst the clown's hahaha, the people in the corridor finally reached the door of the two cells.

First, there were two guards in overalls, and they walked forward while introducing the layout of the place to the benefactor of the madhouse. Behind them, Baby Bruce followed them not far or near, and responded casually perfunctorily.

Ba Dao looked expectantly at the corridor, the clown licked his lips and increased his laughter to overwhelm the guard's explanation.

The moment the president wearing a custom-made handmade suit came into view, Ba Dao recovered his paralyzed face.

Bruce first turned his head to the opposite side in novelty, and looked at the clown who had been laughing all day long—Ba Dao was going to beat the clown hard after he was going to escape from prison—and then turned to look at Ba Dao again.

The eyes meet, one is Ba Dao with black eye circles looking up expressionlessly, the other is Bruce with a casual posture and a loose expression, two pairs of the same blue eyes.

It's not like the last time I saw it from a distance, and it's not like the static picture in the newspaper.You can see every face and every expression of this Gotham baby up close.Apart from wealth and wealth, Bruce himself is very handsome and extremely sexy, and his gender-neutral attractiveness can make many dogs crazy.Every part of his facial features is so perfect, and every expression is so lazy and careless, completely worthy of the title of "the sexiest man in the world".

Five years later, he was approaching middle age, but these five years did not damage his charm at all, but allowed him to precipitate a newer and more mellow attractiveness.

Ten thousand years at a glance.Ba Dao thought without regret.

Then Ba Dao looked away with little interest, Bruce looked up and scanned the surroundings, and followed the guards to visit the next area.

Ba Dao finally felt relieved, it seemed that the idol didn't tell the truth.

The clown on the other side burst out laughing, knelt on the ground and beat on the railing desperately, his shoulders shrugging happily.

Ba Dao looked at him contemptuously.

never mind.He thought that he was a good clown if he didn't tell the truth.

Jack is someone who knows almost everything he's been through.

Robin, who was far away in the Batcave, watched all this.

From the moment the news was released that Bruce was going to visit the madhouse, the disappearing Ba Dao reappeared in the cell surveillance. He waited anxiously for more than a day, and pretended not to care when he saw someone.

Tim Drake looked at Ba Dao's paralyzed face and Bruce's sloppy face when the father and son looked at each other in the surveillance, rubbed the dark circles under his eyes that were heavier than Ba ​​Dao, and lowered his head and sighed.

"Actor." He endured it, and finally couldn't help complaining.

Alfred, who was maintaining the Batmobile behind him, looked thoughtfully at the monitoring screen on the screen, frowned and made a decision.

One was weaker than the other, so the butler decided to go out in person.

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Butler Xia: You guys are real food.

PS:

Dao Dao is always doing things.

Lost horse, at least the first volume of lost horse will not appear on the bright side, don't hit me_(:з」∠)_

PSS:

Thank you Wei Nuo Nuo mine!

Thanks for learning the two mines that make people bald!

Thank you Wu Shan Hegui for the grenade!

Thank you Author_Kirkland for the bazooka!