[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Ba Dao returned to the base and took away one of Kyle's terminals and some supplies, without waiting for Red Hood who had not yet returned.

He stayed in the hotel for one night, and asked Kyle to help him find the clown the next day.

The clown can bring him sand sculptures and happiness when he is in a bad mood.Ba Dao thought.

"The clown was caught by little Maroni, there is danger." The long-lost friendly electronic synthesizer said.

It's really comfortable to have a cheat, he decided not to care about Kyle's invisible arrangement in the bank.

Ba Dao is also bored when he is idle, so he decides to wipe his Zhou Keer's ass.

At the same time, a warehouse on the remnant site of the Maroni family.

Little Maroney punched the clown in the pale face.The clown was hit over the head, he spat out a bloody tooth and started giggling.

"You still dare to come out?" Little Maroni asked angrily.

The warehouse shutter door was wide open, and the soft white light from the outside came in. Surrounded by more than [-] subordinates, the clown was kneeling in front of little Maroni with his hands fixed by two members.

"Hahaha, why don't you dare?" The clown looked up to let the young leader see his crazy, purely malicious eyes, "Don't be so serious."

He casually looked at the little Maroni who was attacked by various forces because he was tricked, and now the sunset was over, and he suddenly lost interest.

The clown no longer hung all his weight on the two men who restrained him. He casually followed their strength and raised his hands. His two sleeves were facing the faces of the two men, and the yellow laughing gas "poofed" them. face.

The two subordinates immediately turned pale, hahaha, no longer caring about restraining others.

The clown shook his numb hands, and slowly stood up straight: "Surprise~"

"Kill him!" Little Maroney ordered angrily.

As soon as his subordinates started to move, the clown shook his shoulders, and his ill-fitting suit slipped off, revealing the explosives strapped to his upper body, and the "Stark Industries" logo was very conspicuous.

This means that they are enough to blow up the warehouse and even the entire dock.

"There are many ways to detonate them," the clown said to a circle of people who froze in shock, "such as changes in the beating rate of my heart, such as rubbing a spark, and other things I forgot to read the instructions. Hahahaha Ha ha!"

No one doubted the veracity of what he said.The Joker is capable of such suicidal jokes.

"You..." Little Maroni couldn't help taking a step back to signal his subordinates who had already dared not to do anything to stop first, swallowed and asked, "What do you want?"

"Huh? What do I want?" The clown scratched his head exaggeratedly, thinking for a long time, "What do I want?"

Someone wanted to sneak away, the clown looked over with a smile and fixed him.

There was a "sizzling" sound in the sky, and a reflected blue light could be vaguely seen on the ground at the warehouse door.It took less than three seconds for the voice to appear and approach. The tyrant knife in a white windbreaker with a fur collar descended from the sky carrying an electric current and landed in front of the warehouse door.

The electric current slowly disappeared from his body and the pair of swords. Ba Dao stood up and looked up, looking at the status quo in the warehouse with no expression on his face.

Ba Dao was a little confused.

One day he didn't see the clown and started messing around again. He had a bad feeling when he heard a cheat on the road saying that someone Zhou got the latest Stark Industries bomb-bomb. Now he saw that the clown would be more effective than he thought. .

What to do?Ba Dao thought.Do you want to take off on the spot and run directly?Zhou Ke'er can really detonate a bomb.

"Stark's product is very stable this time," Kyle whispered in his ear. "The only way to detonate is the heart rate change. When it reaches a certain level, it will detonate immediately. Without the corresponding equipment, I can't detect the clown's heart rate."

"Given how unstable the clown is, Leo, let's run," suggested the clown.

Ba Dao didn't want to run away.

The clown is really calm.He thought that if he was caught, beaten, or threatened without being bombed, defeating such a boss would give him a great sense of accomplishment.

He didn't want the clown to play himself to death.

After all, he was Jack once.

"The clown has a gun," said the cheater.

Ba Dao didn't have time to think, and immediately raised the big knife to bounce off the bullets that were shot at him.

He was taken aback, looked at the clown with a gun pointed at him, and began to think about whether to steam the boss or braise it.

The Joker's attack is a whim.With a gun in his hand and someone in front of him, he wanted to shoot and play.

The clown laughed at Badao.

Overlord knife: MDZZ

If there is no plug-in, that blow will hit his lungs. Although it is not fatal to him, he must return to the base for emergency treatment.

This isn't the first time the Joker has tried to sneak up on him, either.Ba Dao has never been hit, he has never trusted the clown.

not the right time yet.Ba Dao thought, it is still important to form a team, and the clown can fight at any time.

If it weren't for Ba Dao's force value being higher than that of the clown, he would not have dared to form a team with the clown.

"Then..." Ba Dao casually raised the big knife, pointed at the clown, pointed at Little Maroni, and then pointed at his gang of subordinates one by one, "Cooperation or dog leash?"

Little Maroni secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and he spat in embarrassment and replies: "Continue to cooperate."

Ba Dao got the answer and looked at the clown again: "Then find a place to blow it up yourself, bye."

The clown laughed a few times at the maximum volume he could achieve, and it seemed that he really wanted to explode in place.The gangsters were so scared by him that some fell to the ground, and some screamed desperately, looking extremely miserable.

Ba Dao, who was cheap for a while: "..."

I'm not, I didn't, don't get excited!

"Then... Zhou Ke'er," Ba Dao bit the bullet and asked, "Are you going to bomb or not?"

"What do you think, Ba Dao?" The clown procrastinated on the pronunciation of Ba Dao's "Swordlord", making up his mind to make Ba Dao get goosebumps.

"...Can it be taken down? Can you defuse bombs?" Ba Dao raised a blind spot.

"Ha ha ha ha of course! No!" The clown laughed again.

"I won't either." Ba Dao was ready to take off at any time with a pair of swords, so he couldn't make a gesture of spreading his hands, so he could only spread his swords regretfully, "Then it's better to explode."

"No—" one of the subordinates yelled in a broken voice, "I will! Leave it to me! Stand still and let me QAQ"

Why do these two people like to be on the verge of driving people crazy so much!

In short, Ba Dao successfully tricked people into dismantling the bomb, saving a lot of time.

"And where to blow it up?" After dismantling, the relaxed clown graciously gave Ba Dao the right to choose.

Ba Dao said that the clown asking him where to blow up is no different from letting the bat do the multiple-choice question of who will die and who will live.

But since we want to choose a gangster to bomb...

"The Sabatino family," Ba Dao said eagerly, "It was their people who chased us last, and they killed two cars of us."

There is no boss worth pushing in this family, and Ba Dao doesn't have to worry about blowing up anyone who wants to fight.

"Blow it back! I like it!" The clown became excited.

The clown, who has a keen sense of smell for bombs, quickly got a new product. With the help of Kyle, who was a tyrant on the surface, he directly blew up several major activity sites of the Sabatino family, and made a mistake. blew up their leader, Johnny Sabatino.

Ba Dao: Is the clown awesome, Kyle awesome, or me?

never mind.He thought, in short, the sword is awesome!

They lit fireworks several times for the war, making the already stalemate gang war even more chaotic.

Ba Dao thought he would be beaten by a bat.

Fortunately, the plug-in can usually sound a reminder when Batman appears under any monitoring within a radius of 5000 meters, and Ba Dao and the clown slipped away in time.

The power of the Penguin is hidden and dormant. In everyone's eyes, he is a soft egg with no leader and no one to attack. He has not been greatly affected.

Cobbot is also very trustworthy. I don't know how to arrange it. In short, Ba Dao faced Falcone alone without a few men. No black mask.

Ba Dao didn't send them to the lunatic asylum to retire with the little penguin.First off, the Gotham City Police are busy enough these days.Secondly, if they go in, they will inevitably not be aware of Penguin's attempt.

He taunted him joyfully on the spot when he knocked him down, and then counterattacked twice symbolically when more of his subordinates came out, and flew away blatantly in front of everyone.

He's just good at running.

I, I, I have too many faces!Ba Dao is super excited, and the little penguin is awesome!

A few days later, the clown got bored and sent a message to the gang leaders to gather in front of the Theo Casino at dusk, without mentioning whether they could bring someone along.

Theo's Casino is where the collaboration between The Joker and Maroney Jr. begins.

When Ba Dao saw the name of the place, he felt that Maroni was finished. Unfortunately, the young leader whose family was not affected by the actions of the past few days thought that the clown could cooperate well.He took this as a symbol of taking the cooperation to the next level.

Except for the Penguin who was still squatting in Arkham, all the big and small gang bosses really listened to the clown and brought people to the casino on time, and it was dark and dense from a distance.

Kyle reminded that more of their subordinates gathered on the periphery.

They had accumulated a lot of enmity in the previous battles. After meeting, they occasionally had some verbal collisions. Small frictions continued. As time went by, the frictions gradually escalated, and it seemed that they were about to fight first.

Until little Maroni walked out of the casino.

On his left is Ba Dao, on his right is a clown, and behind him are a large number of men.

The ostentation is very full.

"Unexpected!" said the young gangster who had been tortured by the clown's invisible spirit for several days, "I'm back here again."

What the clown did before entering the madhouse caused the Maroni family to be angered by other gangs, so they were set on fire during the war and lost many sites, including Theo Casino.It was once occupied by Black Mask.

Before Ba Dao happened to come across a black mask who went out to do things alone in this neighborhood and beat him up, the family members stationed here rushed out to save people, and the casino was snatched back by the Maroni family who had been ambushing for a long time , Little Maroni quickly moved back here as a winner.

The giants couldn't help but look at Ba Dao as if nothing had happened.It's hard to imagine how unfathomable this completely random superpower is.

Ba Dao didn't have much patience to look back, and only looked back after he stared at the person so hard that he didn't dare to look at him.

Ba Dao: What are you looking at?I am innocent!

"Does relying on external force make you so proud?" Black Mask mocked.He had always looked down on old Maroni, who thought highly of himself, but he never thought that the younger one would be more self-reliant than the older one.The history of the Gotham gang has long proved that the struggle for power cannot rely on a lunatic like the clown.

"At least it's better than you." Little Maroni sarcastically turned around, his eyes fixed on the hands of the black mask still covered with plaster bandages, with a distorted smile on his face.

This man seems to have been spoiled by the clown.Ba Dao thought.

The black mask was short of breath, and Falcone, who was much more stable, raised his hand to signal him to calm down.

The clown laughed wildly, and after attracting everyone's attention, he cleared his throat and said, "Everyone, thank you for your kindness."

With one hand on his chest and the other behind his back, he bowed cheerfully: "Of course I won't let you down, I have prepared a performance for you hahahahahaha!"

The lunatic said: "Of course I chose you for a reason. Your family members, close friends, there are too many. In short, no matter who they are, a small thing was quietly placed in their home."

The clown made an exaggerated "explosion" movement by putting his hands together and then suddenly pulling them apart, and at the same time made a "boom" lip shape.

He whispered: "It's enough to blow up every building~"

Someone panicked and wanted to call to remind people, and the clown quickly pulled out his pistol and pulled the trigger without even looking at it.The man was shot in the throat, the bullet pierced through him and cracked the head of an innocent little guy behind him.

Ba Dao: "..."

The clown did pack a lot of extra fireworks, he thought they were a backup for future troubles.

The person who had tried to make a call earlier covered his throat, and soon his hands were covered with blood.He fell down and never got up again.

"Don't interrupt me!" The clown twirled the gun casually on his fingertips, and then the gun fell off his hand and fell to the ground because of the irregular movement. He didn't care, and continued, "Don't try to attack me, I can ignite this beautiful firework right now if I want to."

"But that would be too boring!" The clown raised his hands excitedly, "I believe you have also found that the mobile phone has no signal. It should be said that the entire Gotham City has no signal hahahahahaha!"

Ba Dao knocked on the earphone terminal, but there was no response.Kyle is also offline.

So what was the purpose of killing the person who wanted to call just now!

"...What do you want!" Another giant Sullivan couldn't help asking.

"Oh, oh, of course," said the Clown, "a good pyrotechnician never sets off all the fireworks at once."

He clapped his fists: "Then I'll just pick one firework and let it go silent. It's fun enough to ignite the others."

"As for which one to choose," the clown glanced at the dark crowd in front of him for a week, "by midnight tonight, whoever survives to the end will be the one to choose! Hahahahahaha!"

The clown added: "If there are too many people alive, then you don't need to choose. It's a special taste to ignite them all in one breath!"

The place was very quiet.

Everyone was angry and helpless for a while, no one wanted to listen to the clown, and no one took the initiative.

"That's it!" Little Maroni proudly said, "Let's kill each other, I'll only harvest the last winner! Hahahahahaha——"

In the middle of his speech, he was stabbed in the throat by the impatient clown beside him.

Ba Dao, who was spattered with blood all over his collar: "..."

He had sensed that the clown wanted to attack just now, but judging from their position, the clown couldn't hurt him, so he didn't move.

I didn't expect the clown to kill people at this moment.After thinking about it, Ba Dao didn't seem to be surprised.

After experiencing the death of old Maroni, traumatized family, seeking help from clowns, being set on fire by gangsters, finding hope, and full of hope, the young leader looked at the still smiling clown in disbelief, and fell forward blankly. In front of all giants.

"Then," said the Clown, "the hors d'oeuvres are served, and let the show begin!"

Someone crashed the first shot.

If there is one, there are two.Everyone is distracted and fighting on their own.The war spread quickly, and soon the people here were immersed in the war.The gunfire kept going, people fell down, and people joined the battle.

Ba Dao: "...Wow."

He has a new understanding of the clown's ability to make trouble.

In the midst of the gunpowder, Ba Dao appointed the clown by the hand and dragged him to a less crowded alley, lifted the manhole cover and hid in to avoid the limelight.

Ba Dao feels that the bat is definitely on the way to sharpen the sword and turn to the clown to Ba Dao.

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Ugly Lord: Let’s make trouble!

PS:

Why is everyone looking forward to domestic violence, Dao Dao is so cute_(:з」∠*)_

PSS:

Thank you, Chong, all the cp I eat are mines of knives (benefits)!

Thank you Wu Shan Hegui for the grenade!