[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Gotham City, Arkham Asylum.

Penguin still grants the privilege to Ba Dao, even Cobblepot was beaten by Ba Dao once after the gang war.

After all, it is Ba Dao's habit, and it can be forgiven for the sake of cooperating with him happily and taking him away after Ba Dao.

Gotham City's anti-water maniac is quite popular because of his characteristic of leading his teammates to fly with his sisters. Even if women know that he just wants to find a playmate, they will take the initiative to join him when they meet by chance. Even if the villain knows that he likes to beat his teammates Every time I try to team up with him to try my luck, I bet that I can spot his signs of rebellion, or that he will not be rebellious this time because of his change of sex.

As a mammal without wings, who doesn't yearn for the freedom to fly?And the flying ability of Ba Dao sparks with lightning all the way, which is very cool.

What's more, except for those small shortcomings, Ba Dao himself is quite good-looking and cute.

Ba Dao obediently huddled on the sofa in the room prepared for him by the Penguin, and abnormally did not think about escaping the prison for several days, except for provoking his old enemy, the scarecrow, and hammering him every few days.

This time he successfully smuggled the terminal and brought it in. After the communication was restored, Kyle regained control of the terminal, and Ba Dao could get outside news at any time.

The only condition for him to escape from prison is that the Red Hood in charge returns home after beating the boss.

Without Jason guarding the base, Ba Dao would not be able to support himself by running out alone. He would have to find a new team to take care of the food, or go to Bludhaven to try to continue to be supported.

It's a great idea to go to Bludhaven.He was going to beat Yeyi anyway.

"Kay, how's Dahong doing?"

If it's almost finished over there, Ba Dao can go out for a few days and wait for him to come back. If it's slow, Ba Dao will deliver the goods to your door.

Over the past few days, Ba Dao has upgraded Kyle's program again in the madhouse. The AI ​​has a basic "self-protection awareness" and has further realized intelligence.

Some irrelevant information, as long as he is a little "interested", can waste program running resources to contact.

Kyle has the authority to transfer the location of the server without telling Leo, and also adds the online upload function.As long as the net is still there, he can run away through the net at any time without encountering danger again.

Coupled with the already advanced self-renewal program, Kyle will think more, will become more and more like a person, and eventually become an independent individual.

Just like Ba Dao becomes a person from a game character.

In short, after the upgrade, there will be no such thing as being forced to interrupt the communication by hacking the network.

"Mr. Red Hood is teaming up with Nightwing," Kyle said, "but instead of teaming up to try and beat Deathstroke—I don't know if I'm right, they're like..."

"...Like what?"

"Like, um, flirting?"

"……what?"

"Ye Yi found out the identity of Mr. Red Hood, and he is very enthusiastic about him. Mr. Red Hood also seems to know Ye Yi, and his enthusiasm for him is blushing and heartbeating." Kyle continued with a conclusion uncertainly, "So he acts as an assistant. Possibly, I was probably fed a mouthful of dog food?"

"Then feed it back——wait a minute, I have worked so hard to rescue and raise the housekeeper who has been raising for almost two years and can cook. In addition to being fond of beating people, he has a vicious tongue and a bad temper. Other Chinese cabbages are amazing ?”

"...I'm not sure, maybe?"

"Ah, I," Ba Dao straightened his words, "I have to go to Bludhaven, beat the death knell to beat Nightwing, and bring the red-hooded princess back home."

"...Mr. Red Hood asked me to send a message, 'Don't even think about it, and who the hell is the princess, do you want to eat, you sand marten, stand still and wait until I finish beating Death Knell and beat Nightwing before I come back and beat you you!'"

Ba Dao was a little confused when he heard Jason's reply at first, but after thinking about it, he did not prohibit end users from asking Kyle about the status of other users.

He quickly figured it out and said, "I'll send a message to those guys too, Kai. 'You deny that you were raped by Yeyi first, and then I will hammer you as long as you say so!'"

If you get beaten twice, you won't lose a piece of meat, and if your cabbage is hit by a pig, you won't be able to save it.

Kyle was silent for a moment before saying, "Mr. Red Hood said, 'You're dead.'"

Ba Dao: "..."

Kyle: "You are forbidden to send any more messages to him while he is in Bludhaven."

"... Bah, what else could it be if it wasn't being pushed!" Ba Dao was exhausted, "Forget it, Big Red will come back anyway, and I'll beat him back to Brudhaven as soon as Ye Yi arrives in Gotham." Well, long-distance love is the most effective way to extinguish these small sparks. How can your own Chinese cabbage be cheaper than outsiders, hum!"

Cheap... an outsider?

Kyle wisely kept silent.

After weighing it up, Ba Dao decided to stay in the madhouse.

At least there are little penguins in the lunatic asylum, and the food is not too bad.Plus with Kyle to talk to, life here is pretty good.

He usually sticks to the sofa except for eating, and occasionally goes out for a walk.

This time I discovered something remarkable.

The blond lady walked through the corridor outside the prison door, her expression was calm but she couldn't hide her enthusiasm, as if she was in a secret love affair.

Don't look like it, she is.

Miss Sister's goal is the direction of the clown.

Ba Dao has a little impression of her.

Isn't that the young lady he met when he fought against pushing the Scarecrow more than half a year ago?He even gave people mink fur to wear!

Although it was returned immediately afterwards.

"Harlene Quizell, the clown's current psychiatrist," Kyle explained, "there is a high probability that he is in a unilateral love affair with the clown."

Ba Dao: ...The clown came out and was beaten!

Ba Dao opened the cell door that was originally hidden and chased after him: "Wait, the world is not worth it, Harleen!"

Harleen turned her head in doubt, and was a little surprised when she saw the person coming: "Ba Dao? I didn't see you before, so I thought you had left."

These words are extremely natural, as if the well-defended Arkham Asylum is a place where you can come and go whenever you want.Although it's not bad for Ba Dao, it's a bit embarrassing for the lunatic asylum to say so.

Ba Dao stood still in front of the young lady, and coughed uncomfortably: "Long time no see, but you are playing with fire now, Harleen."

"I can cure him," Harleen said.

"No," Ba Dao paused, "he can't be cured, it's useless."

"...I can." Harleen repeated stubbornly, just like Ba Dao stubbornly repeated himself as awesome when we first met half a year ago.

At that time, the Ba Dao that kept repeating was the real dish, and the dish was lovely.A person's awesomeness is shown through actions, not verbal acknowledgment... well, verbal acknowledgment is also very important, Ba Dao can't imagine that if no one caters to him and says "Ba Dao is awesome", he will How wronged.

"...No, you can't," Ba Dao said, "There is only one way to get close to him, and that is to become like him."

"Like you?" Harleen asked.

Ba Dao himself is also an unpredictable lunatic, no one knows when he will start playing against the water on a whim.

"...No," Ba Dao denied, "Well, I also thought that I had figured out the clown's behavior and found a little logic from it. But I was wrong, he is chaos itself, and it is crazy to try to understand him. "

His Zhou Ke'er has long been terminally ill and can't pull him back. If he wants to pull him, he will only drag himself into it.

Ba Dao himself didn't dare to get too close to him.

"Is this the only way?" Harleen asked again.

Ba Dao suspects that even if he can only get into the quagmire with the clown, this young lady will not waver.

"I don't suggest you get close to him, it's dangerous, and he won't really love anyone," Ba Dao said, scratching his head, "but I respect your choice."

He has always respected everyone's choices, good or bad.

"Yes," Harleen said firmly, "it's my choice."

"...Okay, wait for me first." Ba Dao said, and walked quickly to the clown's cell.

The clown waiting for psychological treatment looked a little impatient, and didn't have the slightest expectation of such emotions.When he saw Ba Dao walk into the room, he raised his eyebrows and smiled with interest.

"Come on," Ba Dao kept his distance in disgust, and went straight in, "Just one question, is there any hope for Harleen?"

"Oh, that annoying psychiatrist?" The clown looked thoughtful, "Not at all, she just wants to change me, it's boring."

"It's not surprising at all." Ba Dao said.

He flexed his muscles, stepped forward and kicked over the table in front of the clown, snatched a bunch of bombs and blades that the clown had temporarily pulled out, beat him up by force, and knocked two steel tooth.

The clown sat on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, even his smile was distorted.

"If you dare to hurt her, I will beat you into a second-level disability!" Ba Dao stopped comfortably, thought for a while, and then said, "And throw it into the chemical potion pool and then soak it? Keep away from the bat for a month? what?"

"I'm really scared~" The clown swayed his upper body from side to side, sitting obediently on the ground like a primary school student watching Ba Dao.

Ba Dao: "..."

Ba Dao turned around and left.

This idiot doesn't take threats.

He returned to the corridor to tell the young lady that the matter was over.Seeing Harleen's back disappearing at the corner leading to the direction of the clown, Ba Dao felt a little regretful.

His threats are completely useless against the clown, at most he can beat the clown up, or further maim him.

As for what will happen to Harleen, it depends on how deep her love is.A little shallower, leaving a psychological trauma and leaving sadly; a little deeper, becoming a new lunatic.

That was her choice, Ba Dao would not interfere.

"Leo, there is a new boss," Kyle said suddenly, "the mercenary Bane appeared in Gotham City, or finally returned here."

Ba Dao has not had a new boss to push for a long time.The villains in Gotham City were all beaten by him, and Batman beat him many times, and he was the one who was arranged.

Bane is a long-lost new boss.

Bane has a strong physique, strength beyond human limits, flexible mind, mental toughness, excellent fighting and tactics, and his weakness is the tube connected to the back of his head.

For the most part, he broke Batman's spine once.

This boss has to be pushed, has to be pushed.Ba Dao thought.

It is difficult for Ba Dao in fighting to really hurt him under the onslaught of this boss, and he is definitely not Bain's opponent head-on.Even if they didn't strengthen the poison-drug blessing, it would not be easy to fight Ba Dao.If you use tactics, you can try it, even if the opponent is also a master strategist.

This boss can't be pushed steadily.

He is a bit reluctant now, let alone when he first arrived in Gotham.Ba Dao is glad that this boss was spawned relatively late, otherwise he might have been led by the anti-killing dog to end the way to push the boss, or wait for the idol to save him pitifully.

Having said that, teaming up with Batman is a good choice to push Bane, but it depends on the situation.

He needs more information.

"Can you find Bain's target?" Ba Dao asked.

"There is no mission," Kyle said, "It is speculated that there is a probability of more than [-]% that Bane will attack Batman first, and he may once again add to Batman by releasing the Arkham villain."

"Bat is already busy enough, the villains here should not go out," said Ba Dao, who had turned over several inmates who tried to escape, "Kay, contact Bat, I have to boil Bane into soup."

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Ba Dao: This Bain...maybe it can be boiled into soup.

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