[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Christmas Eve, the Batcave.

"... Isn't the kitchen bad?" Ba Dao complained.

"Although we all miss it," Ah Fu said, "it's not good, Master Leo."

The kitchen has finally been comfortable for a few years, so let it continue to be comfortable.

Although it would be even worse to be a vigilante.

Damian, who put on the Robin uniform and replaced the green pant with black trousers, got into the Batmobile first.

Batman sat next to Robin.

The Batmobile only has two seats, so Robin is the only one who can act with Batman.Ye Yi, Ba Dao, Red Hood, and Red Robin can only rely on their own abilities.

"Kyle will take care of it, gentlemen," Alfred said, "and I'll make sure whoever gets back on time gets a good Christmas dinner."

Robin gave them a smug look before the top of the Batmobile snapped off, and the Batmobile slammed out of the cave, roaring and heading straight for Gotham City.

"...I really don't like that kid," said Red Hood.

"He is still a ten-year-old baby." Ba Dao comforted.

"He'll be fine," Nightwing agreed.

"I find it hard," Red Hood said, looking in the direction the Batmobile was leaving, "Don't you see it?"

"The current Robin is on the other side of the line," Red Robin analyzed, "and Batman needs to keep an eye on him."

"Children, you can straighten it if you just flip it." Ba Dao remained optimistic, "If it doesn't work, I'll take it away and play with it."

"It's hopeless if you take it away, Ba Dao." Red Hood expressed disbelief.

"Well, it's time for us to go too." Ye Yi reminded.

"They took the Batmobile away, and going downtown on foot is not an option."

Everyone eagerly looked at the Batplane.

"Kay, don't tell Dad." Ba Dao said to the camera in the Batcave.

Kyle is currently carried in the Batcave. As for the frisbee, it can only be regarded as a more comprehensive terminal.

"Mr. Bruce holds the highest authority," the electronic voice replied, "but he didn't take the initiative to ask you how to travel."

So unless Batman asks, Kyle won't be snitching himself.

Everyone boarded the plane without any psychological burden.

The Batplane takes off in the night.

"...So the driver's seat is just for being cute?" Red Hood finally couldn't help complaining.

Kyle takes over the piloting of the Batplane.

"For now, yes, Red Hood," the Frisbee landed safely in the driver's seat, "Batman's piloting priorities are penny one, me, and then himself."

After that it will be gone.

Red Hood: "..."

Emotional birds are not qualified to drive at all?

"Happy to hear and see," said Ba Dao, who was going to hang around outside for a long time, and said he had adapted well, "Kai, is there anything you can do?"

"Except for Batman and Nightwing, all the 'boss characters' in Gotham are in Arkham." Kyle replied in seconds.

Ye Yi looked back at Ba Dao in disbelief.

You even put your eldest brother in the boss category?

Ba Dao looked back innocently.

"You two might as well fight." Red Hood complained.

"Need to screen a suitable battle venue?" Kyle asked.

Ba Dao estimated that he had nothing else to do.

"No need." Red Robin answered quickly.

If a fight really started, it would probably turn into a melee, and he didn't want to be implicated and "disapproved" by Batman.

"Would you like to see the little bird?" Ba Dao suddenly thought of a wonderful idea, "Whoever is discovered first has to show a picture to the bat himself!"

During the day, Tony announced the decision to close Stark Industries' weapons manufacturing department, and Kyle had received the information that Tony was waiting for "Batman's reaction video to the wedding dress picture".

Wouldn't it be nice to just trick a poor little boy into doing the work for him?

"...What picture?" Dick was a little wary and a little interested.

"Kay." Ba Dao snapped his fingers.

The frisbee is connected to the display screen of the Batplane, and the much-anticipated picture is displayed in this way.

Batman in a wedding dress that makes people want to marry Standing on the roof of the building under the night, the white gauze covering the black armor flutters in the wind, Batman purses the corners of his lips, silent like a flower on a high mountain.

No one spoke at the scene.

Known: Several people present have more or less father-controlled plots. Although this picture is strange, it is really handsome, and everyone is not completely good.

Dick took a deep breath.

Think... think...!

This picture is simply tempting to commit crimes!

"...Did this come from you, Ba Dao?" Red Robin said with difficulty.

He was the first bird to suppress his unreasonable thoughts about his old father on his own.

But who knows if the first to get rid of it will be the ones most affected?

"Well," Ba Dao was very satisfied with everyone's reactions. He rubbed his hands and replied happily, "Concept, find materials, and take the time to modify and beautify them in the next few years. This is the result."

"... Sanderk," said Red Hood in a stuttering voice, "well done."

"So," Ba Dao found hope, "Will you play the game of 'whoever is discovered first will show it to the bat'?"

This kind of trouble-making activity is very attractive to teenagers.

"I think it's okay," Ye Yi eagerly tried, "let's treat it as a Christmas family activity!"

Anyway, it doesn't have to be yourself who loses, and it would be interesting to watch the poor little losers submit pictures-no matter what the result is.

"Same as above." Red Hood felt that he could understand Ba Dao's mentality of making troubles.

An unstoppable thrill!

All three turned their heads to look at Red Robin.

Tim analyzed and thought calmly and saw through Ba Dao's strategy.Ba Dao definitely lost a bet with others, and now he wants to harm his own people.

but……

"I agree," said Red Robin.

Have fun!

The four of them each put on a terminal and descended from the plane to the roof of a building.

"The game starts after 10 minutes," Kyle said in the terminal headset, "The first person who is [-] meters away from Batman or Robin, or the first person who is spotted by Batman or Robin is the loser." .I will not provide any assistance during the game. Is this okay?"

"No objection."

"agree."

"can."

"agree."

"Two to 10 minutes to start counting." Kyle gave the order.

The birds scattered and disappeared.

Ba Dao stood alone on the roof.

The Frisbee flew back to the Batplane, lost in the night.

He's in no rush to find Batman.According to the comparison of each night patrol route, he can deduce the approximate location of Batman now.

It is not difficult to hide yourself.Anyway, he used to be a master of stealth, and recently he practiced well in Vietnam.

But the difficulty lies in how to casually drag a little poor into the water.If no one is found by the time he gets back, he's dead.

But I believe that Batman will not be so good.

On this basis, he will also be ready to sell his teammates at any time.

As an acquaintance, I don't feel bad for selling.

Ba Dao ejected the hook gun that came from the bat plane, and leaped out from the edge of the building.

Batman is taking the new Robin on his first night watch.

In view of Ah Fu's mocking persuasion, he is not going to drag his family to beat the death knell on Christmas Eve.It's hard for everyone to get together, so let's live a little more peacefully tonight.

Compared with the usual routine of beating clowns and fighting penguins, it is dull.

Stop a few small robberies, stop the younger son from hitting hard, reason and guide.Thanks to Leo's lesson, Batman is patient this time around.

Leo's experience was ultimately a pity.

Batman was secretly sentimental, when suddenly he noticed a hidden vision.

The feeling of being spied on is not obvious, but a person who can hide this level is not weak.Batman silently increased his vigilance and observed for four weeks without any trace.Thanks to the white blindfold, no one knows his eyes are moving around.

Then Batman caught sight of a gargoyle overhead.

He might not notice it if it was on the [-]th or [-]th floor, but the gargoyle on the tenth floor can easily attract his attention.

Only a silhouette could be seen from his direction, but it was enough to make the point.

He remembered that the statue's left paw wasn't so... round.

Now the outline there has become a little thicker from the original jaggedness.

The outline matched Jason's hood unexpectedly.

Looking at the scratches on the wall of the opposite building, Batman could guess what kind of fun the birds were having for themselves.

Is this a festive family event?

Batman decided to hand over the right to end the event to Robin Bird.

He pretended not to know anything and continued to watch the night with Damian.

Above them, beside Red Hood, a cat passed so silently that he nearly screamed.In the nick of time he held back.

Plan one failed.Ba Dao, who failed to entrap his teammates, thought.

Batman and Robin returned to the Batmobile and went to the next area, and the four shadows in the sky hurriedly followed.

Damian looked at the roof strangely.

"There's something out there, Father," he reminded.

"No 'stuff', Robin," Batman replied.

Robin frowned, and his already tense face became even tighter.

They came to the next area and stopped an illegal transaction that lasted until Christmas Eve.

Damian watched his surroundings carefully in action.

Not a single bird feather was found.

This time he paid great attention to the top when he got into the car and changed places.

There were indeed several shadows following them, but Batman was oblivious to it.

"Father, let's drive faster," Damian began to solve the problem with a bear child's thinking, "go to the farthest area and come over to reverse night patrol."

Batman: "..."

Then your brothers will be exhausted.

Robin stared at Batman seriously.

Batman silently complied.

Birds and minks: ?

The car below accelerated sharply, and the four-man group above caught up in a panic.

It would be too shameful to be eliminated because of being out of the restricted range!

The Batmobile is parked at a children's playground nearly ten kilometers away, and there are various children's toys and candy houses next to it.Of course, the doors are closed now.

Damian glanced silently for a week after getting out of the car.

The panting stalkers carefully hid themselves.

Robin found nothing.

He can be sure that the tracker is nearby, just need to look carefully.

Damian's eyes stopped on a signboard of a candy house.

Next to the pink "SWEETY" lettering is a little princess.Black hair, green eyes, red, yellow and green princess dress, lace, sun hat.

The color scheme is exactly the same as Robin, and the accessories that Damian complained about will be more feminine.

Robin snorted angrily.

If it weren't for the stalkers, he wouldn't have come to this area to see such a nasty signboard!

There is also a red and yellow sign across the street.Because of the wave of anger that was severely raised by a certain pattern just now, Damian carefully gouged out the signboard with his eyes.

This gouging revealed something was wrong.

The signboard looked a little three-dimensional, or someone was hiding behind it and holding it.The tracker should be tired and out of breath, which makes it easier for Robin to pick him out.

Damian: Finally found you!

Without saying a word, he rushed across the street with the knife in hand, cutting Ye Yi who was hiding behind the sign and running all over the street.

Even if he finally found out that the follower was the elder brother, he didn't show mercy.

Batman glanced at the little green bird chasing the big blue bird on the other side of the street, the big red bird popping up on the roof, and the little red bird that turned out of the window on the opposite building, and finally looked at the one who aroused Damian's anger. Lace princess signboard.

"Have you played enough?" he asked.

"It's so-so." The breathing sound, which was so slight that it could not be heard at all, became undisguised and heavy, which fully demonstrated how tired its owner was after the marathon just now.The signboard moved and fell to the ground.

Ba Dao poked his head out from the air vent exposed behind the signboard, jumped to the ground, rolled, stood up and shook off the dust on his body, and the fur fluffed up again with his movements.

"Excellent stealth," Batman says, "except for the cover choice."

"I think it's great," Ba Dao responded and began to complain, "You accelerated this far on purpose, Bat."

"Yes, I am." Batman admitted shamelessly.

I just want to play with you come and bite me.

Ba Dao raised his hand and grasped the handle of the knife holder and began to measure the force value of both sides, then coughed dryly under Batman's disapproving eyes, put down his hand and pretended not to think about anything.

"...Who did you discover in the first place?" Ba Dao asked.

"Jason."

Ba Dao: "..."

So it turned out that Dick stepped into the abyss of being beaten to death instead of Jason?

Keep going, Dick, we will always remember you.

The big blue bird was cut all over the ground by the little green bird, and no explanation would help.Red Hood took out some fat-boosting snacks and ate them while watching the happy scene of his elder brother being beaten, and Red Robin took the opportunity to catch up on sleep.

Ba Dao broke away from his facial paralysis, and his eyebrows and eyes were bent with a smile.

He smiled like a child.

Batman watched from a distance, hitting the little green bird and the big blue bird, the affected little red bird and the little green bird pinched each other, and finally turned into four birds fighting across the street, silently standing here without moving , by the way, he licked his silly son's fluff.

It feels good in the hand even through gloves.

He masturbated again.

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Thank you Baozi for mine!